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What Wingnut Thing Did Mike Huckabee Say At That Conference?

by Jim Newell

4:02 pm September 28, 2009

Mike Huckabee has a new (/old!) idea: get rid of the United Nations completely, because of those mean speeches the other day. This, however, is an improvement over recent years, when the actual U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, John Bolton, was the most prominent figure arguing for the destruction of the United Nations. But John Bolton never came up with a timely nickname like, “The international equivalent of ACORN,” did he? No, he didn’t. [Think Progress]

{ 67 comments }

Serolf Divad September 28, 2009 at 4:08 pm

Psssst… the UN is fluoridating our water… pass it on!

hobospacejunkie September 28, 2009 at 4:10 pm

Echo echo echo

Crank Tango September 28, 2009 at 4:10 pm

today, we are all the international equivalent of acorns.

Accordion-o-rama September 28, 2009 at 4:11 pm

Looks like Huck’s been getting the hummus and pita to lay down with the lamb.

Extemporanus September 28, 2009 at 4:11 pm

You Will Respect My Authoritah!

memzilla September 28, 2009 at 4:11 pm

Couldn’t hear the audio, it was drowned out by the black helicopters overhead.

El Pinche September 28, 2009 at 4:12 pm

Huckabee, Joe the Plumber, skoalrebel, Dickabeth Cheney….slow down my Wonkette! I can only fit one worthless fuck into my fantasy wood chipper at a time.

CrunchyKnee September 28, 2009 at 4:12 pm

Them crazy U.N.s are all socialists and nazis and acorns and community organizers!!!!!111!1

Average Citizen September 28, 2009 at 4:13 pm

Oh my GOD! Huckaby has EATEN Israel!

Suds McKenzie September 28, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Kadafi could use his shirt as his tent.

Snarkalicious September 28, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Mike Huckabee is the domestic equivalent of Gary Giltter.

The Cold Sea September 28, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Damn, he’s getting the fat.

Snarkalicious September 28, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Glitter.

Come here a minute September 28, 2009 at 4:16 pm

Thank FSM the cockpit doors were strengthened after 9/11 — I can just imagine the wingnuts hearing this and trying to fly a plane into the UN building.

RoscoePColtraine September 28, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Having the United Nations provide a platform for crazy, rambling and ranting world leaders, to show how amazingly lunatic they truly are, is such a disgrace. They should remain hidden, where the depth of their insanity can only be guessed at. The USA should not be footing the bill for all that peacekeeping either. We spend too much getting people to fight, to see our dollars wasted on making nice-nice.

Extemporanus September 28, 2009 at 4:17 pm

[re=421063]Average Citizen[/re]: It’s being referred to as his “Two Plate Solution”.

samsuncle September 28, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Huck traveled to the Holy Land……and Jebus wept.

Suds McKenzie September 28, 2009 at 4:22 pm

Peacekeeping is for pussies. Neilist, are you with me?

AnnieGetYourFun September 28, 2009 at 4:23 pm

[re=421074]Extemporanus[/re]: Love you.

norbizness September 28, 2009 at 4:27 pm

[re=421074]Extemporanus[/re]: While there, he visiting the Whaling Wall. Thank you, try the veal.

SayItWithWookies September 28, 2009 at 4:29 pm

Well, the UN is the international equivalent of ACORN — they try to provide a voice for the poor and downtrodden, which to conservatives is voter fraud.

Extemporanus September 28, 2009 at 4:33 pm

[re=421081]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: If you ask Huckrebel nicely, he just might give you some desert.

dijetlo September 28, 2009 at 4:33 pm

[re=421073]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Damn straight Roscoe. Having the UN in the United States is like putting a statue commemorating the career of John “The Wad” Holmes in a Benedictine monastery.
I say we just drag ‘em out of there and shoot every last one of those Godless furriners, starting with the French ones because they don’t use antiperspirant nor shave their pits or legs but as a measure of their shear perversity,they do apparently trim their thatch rather severely (if the porn coming out of Europe is any indication). So, the French first. Than the Iranians, or maybe the Saudis (we’ll have to check their pits, legs and thatches before the order of execution can be finalized.)
This is America, for the love of Christ. We have standards of polite behavior.

TGY September 28, 2009 at 4:35 pm

[re=421059]memzilla[/re]: The UN doesn’t have a black helicopter heavy enough to take Hucks away. It would take at least four operating in concert with tow-ropes, and the UN never cooperates with itself that well.

Car Ramrod September 28, 2009 at 4:36 pm

Taft/Palin 2012

Scarab September 28, 2009 at 4:37 pm

Mike Huckabee is the international equivalent of a bag of hammers.

JadedDIssonance September 28, 2009 at 4:38 pm

someone keeps forgetting to check the queue…

Georgia Burning September 28, 2009 at 4:40 pm

“Platform to despicable despots” Guess Huck didn’t like the Republican Governors’ Conference, either.

Extemporanus September 28, 2009 at 4:41 pm

[re=421086]norbizness[/re]: He wanted to eat at T.Y.I. Saturday’s®, but they were never open.

Rev. Peter Lemonjello September 28, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Good god, I can hear him getting fatter.

mephistopheles jefferson September 28, 2009 at 4:45 pm

Jabba the Hut is the intergalactic equivalent of Mike Huckabee.

Sharkey September 28, 2009 at 4:45 pm

[re=421111]Extemporanus[/re]: So he went for a dip in the Sea of Panniculee.

Buzz Feedback September 28, 2009 at 4:46 pm

I want Huck and Meghan McCain to square off in a pie eating contest.

Suds McKenzie September 28, 2009 at 4:51 pm

[re=421106]JadedDIssonance[/re]: ?

sezme September 28, 2009 at 4:54 pm

Ha ha, listen to it again, with the mental image of Steve Martin speaking instead of Blobbo McHuckles, and you would swear it was his stand-up act.

Crank Tango September 28, 2009 at 4:55 pm

Nom Nom Nom, Nom Nom Iran? anyone?

Extemporanus September 28, 2009 at 4:58 pm

[re=421106]JadedDIssonance[/re]: Huck be so fat, it takes two posts to cover his ass!

[re=421126]Suds McKenzie[/re]: !

La Cieca September 28, 2009 at 5:03 pm

Fashion experts advise that a black helicopter is slimming.

Way Cool Larry September 28, 2009 at 5:05 pm

at least he makes Khaddafi (Gadhafi//Ghaddafi/Qadafi/Kaddafi) sound reasonable

Extemporanus September 28, 2009 at 5:06 pm

[re=421119]Sharkey[/re]: I want my baby Jesus back, Jesus back, Jesus back…

I want my baby Jesus back, Jesus back…

Raaaabbiiii’s baby Jesus baaack riiibbs….Rabbi’s baby Jesus back ribs!

sati demise September 28, 2009 at 5:10 pm

ACORN? The UN? what do these two have in common? oh yea, there might be some brown peoples there.

Huckelberry is sendin’ out teh code for the whites.and not just any whites, reaching out to those who never, ever applied for a passport to travel somewhere else on this big beautiful planet.
And the racist, America is #1 always and forever fairy tale…
fuck you, fat boy. srsly, that is all I can say.

You christianists say you like peace and love, but never practice real tolerance or empathy for your fellow man;
you are a goddamned hateful bunch of parochial isolationists.

oh yea, eat a bag of dicks

MS September 28, 2009 at 5:12 pm

Our next president, everybody!

*sigh*

nader paul kucinich gravel September 28, 2009 at 5:16 pm

Goyim
Hatred Huckabee
Huckabee Hatred

MSM ordered to censor G20.
8 more years just like the last 8?
Gates speaks as if he is a Cheney Clone.
Judeofascists loved promoting their “Islamofascism” propaganda.
Carrots(bribery) Sticks(murder) Coercive Diplomacy(extortion & blackmail).

Did you see all the same bloodthirsty AIPAC-paid recycled neocon shills on TV selling more war for profit?

Watch as they pretend to know nothing of the mounting 9/11 evidence, whistleblowers, & leaks that point to them

memzilla September 28, 2009 at 5:16 pm

[re=421164]sati demise[/re]: Strongly disagree.

Correction: should be “…bag of lightly salted giant wooly rat dicks.”

http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8210000/8210394.stm

/fixed

Tundra Grifter September 28, 2009 at 5:43 pm

I can certainly see why the right wingnutz want to get rid of the UN. If they were seriously interested in hearing people speak endlessly and say nothing but crazy shit, they’d just hold more townhalls, 9/12 and teabagger events.

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 28, 2009 at 5:54 pm

[re=421167]MS[/re]: Huckafuck/Bag Of Dicks 2012!

NJB September 28, 2009 at 6:00 pm

Wow, what a blimpo. It’s like all the fat that Carnie Wilson lost ran off and attached itself to Mike Huckabee.

UN bashing is a sacred Republican rite. Somewhat like Page Boffing.

Servo September 28, 2009 at 6:24 pm

Mr. Ju’s pig.

RubberSoul September 28, 2009 at 6:25 pm

Giving loonies a platform for their crazy talk actually *hurts* their causes. In fact, our own country’s willingness to do so is the main reason we don’t have a Vice President Palin right now.

lawrenceofthedesert September 28, 2009 at 6:46 pm

One of the premiums you get for joining the Birch Society is a free UN punching bag. Looks like Mike needs to work out on it a bit more.

onemoresexylibrarian September 28, 2009 at 6:50 pm

Love the clinking glassware.

pat robertsons personal trainer September 28, 2009 at 7:06 pm

it looks like he donated his lapband to el rushbo.

Bruno September 28, 2009 at 7:10 pm

Mike, please say that when being guarded by French UN troops someday. Somehow I am guessing because they are so poorly trained they might slip up.

sati demise September 28, 2009 at 8:26 pm

[re=421219]Tundra Grifter[/re]: win
[re=421346]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: do not encourage him. or do. Huck is a blatant opportunist.

penalcolony September 28, 2009 at 8:43 pm

Fat, fat, fat. Didn’t he write a whole book about NOT being fat? Now he’s swallowed an entire Burger King, complete with employees. So you know how seriously to take any promises he might make.

Bruno September 28, 2009 at 8:57 pm

[re=421518]penalcolony[/re]: I’m not familar with Huckabees literary works, but if he did write a book about not being fat, that can become the prologue to he next work, how to get really fat

coastingdownhill September 28, 2009 at 9:17 pm

Fat sweaty men with mirrored sunglasses are actually a turn-on in some cultures. Somewhere.

AnSnarkist September 28, 2009 at 9:57 pm

God doesn’t think that Mike Huckabee is fat. He just thinks that there’s more of Huckabee to love.

Justin Time September 28, 2009 at 10:05 pm

Looks like Mikey has been working out regularly to maintain his black belt in buffet. Ole!

smitallica September 28, 2009 at 10:07 pm

If you asked 100 of the people botching about ACORN what it was, I bet 95 of them would have no idea. And probably 86 of them wouldn’t know what a lowercase acorn was.

always right September 28, 2009 at 11:31 pm

Hey, I thought the right wingers with their vast right wing conspiraty were the mean ones. Sounds like most of you people are arrogant a–holes.

As for the UN, if we ceased funding them, the french wouldn’t be able to run around in their pretty uniforms and the Africans would lose a large pile of funds from which they are able to steal. (Remember cash for oil?) Not just Africans from that matter. I am sure many criminals would lose income if the US pumped in less of our tax payer dollars. Can we bear to deprive all of the poor africans and eurotrash?

Cicada September 28, 2009 at 11:55 pm

Jesus. Who the hell is linking to Wonkette over at the Free Republic?

El Pinche September 29, 2009 at 12:36 am

Is he gaining weight for 2012? You’d think he’d get in shape, but I guess he’s catering to the insecure KFC-bowl gobbling fat republican retards. IM VOTING FOR MIKEY BECUZ HE’S JUST LIKE ME!!

El Pinche September 29, 2009 at 12:46 am

[re=421604]smitallica[/re]: I think its cute when try to say the word “deficit.” OBAMA SHOULD BE INPEACHED CUZ HES MAKIN OUR DEFSIT BIGGER THAN ANY OTHER WHITE PREZNIT EVER !!!

Suddenly Travis Buck, security guard at Home Depot and professional alcoholic/wife beater is concerned about government over-spending.

melvin September 29, 2009 at 5:43 am

Mix in a salad Governor.

Tundra Grifter September 29, 2009 at 9:31 am

Good Lord! If he gets any bigger he’s going to attract his own moon.

bologna_wallet September 29, 2009 at 11:33 am

Now he’s sure to win first in the Iowa Straw Poll/Prize Pig Contest

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