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Mike Huckabee has a new (/old!) idea: get rid of the United Nations completely, because of those mean speeches the other day. This, however, is an improvement over recent years, when the actual U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, John Bolton, was the most prominent figure arguing for the destruction of the United Nations. But John Bolton never came up with a timely nickname like, “The international equivalent of ACORN,” did he? No, he didn’t. [Think Progress]
Psssst… the UN is fluoridating our water… pass it on!
Echo echo echo
today, we are all the international equivalent of acorns.
Looks like Huck’s been getting the hummus and pita to lay down with the lamb.
You Will Respect My Authoritah!
Couldn’t hear the audio, it was drowned out by the black helicopters overhead.
Huckabee, Joe the Plumber, skoalrebel, Dickabeth Cheney….slow down my Wonkette! I can only fit one worthless fuck into my fantasy wood chipper at a time.
Them crazy U.N.s are all socialists and nazis and acorns and community organizers!!!!!111!1
Oh my GOD! Huckaby has EATEN Israel!
Kadafi could use his shirt as his tent.
Mike Huckabee is the domestic equivalent of Gary Giltter.
Damn, he’s getting the fat.
Glitter.
Thank FSM the cockpit doors were strengthened after 9/11 — I can just imagine the wingnuts hearing this and trying to fly a plane into the UN building.
Having the United Nations provide a platform for crazy, rambling and ranting world leaders, to show how amazingly lunatic they truly are, is such a disgrace. They should remain hidden, where the depth of their insanity can only be guessed at. The USA should not be footing the bill for all that peacekeeping either. We spend too much getting people to fight, to see our dollars wasted on making nice-nice.
Average Citizen: It’s being referred to as his “Two Plate Solution”.
Huck traveled to the Holy Land……and Jebus wept.
Peacekeeping is for pussies. Neilist, are you with me?
Extemporanus: Love you.
Extemporanus: While there, he visiting the Whaling Wall. Thank you, try the veal.
Well, the UN is the international equivalent of ACORN — they try to provide a voice for the poor and downtrodden, which to conservatives is voter fraud.
AnnieGetYourFun: If you ask Huckrebel nicely, he just might give you some desert.
RoscoePColtraine: Damn straight Roscoe. Having the UN in the United States is like putting a statue commemorating the career of John “The Wad” Holmes in a Benedictine monastery.
I say we just drag ‘em out of there and shoot every last one of those Godless furriners, starting with the French ones because they don’t use antiperspirant nor shave their pits or legs but as a measure of their shear perversity,they do apparently trim their thatch rather severely (if the porn coming out of Europe is any indication). So, the French first. Than the Iranians, or maybe the Saudis (we’ll have to check their pits, legs and thatches before the order of execution can be finalized.)
This is America, for the love of Christ. We have standards of polite behavior.
memzilla: The UN doesn’t have a black helicopter heavy enough to take Hucks away. It would take at least four operating in concert with tow-ropes, and the UN never cooperates with itself that well.
Taft/Palin 2012
Mike Huckabee is the international equivalent of a bag of hammers.
someone keeps forgetting to check the queue…
“Platform to despicable despots” Guess Huck didn’t like the Republican Governors’ Conference, either.
norbizness: He wanted to eat at T.Y.I. Saturday’s®, but they were never open.
Good god, I can hear him getting fatter.
Jabba the Hut is the intergalactic equivalent of Mike Huckabee.
Extemporanus: So he went for a dip in the Sea of Panniculee.
I want Huck and Meghan McCain to square off in a pie eating contest.
JadedDIssonance: ?
Ha ha, listen to it again, with the mental image of Steve Martin speaking instead of Blobbo McHuckles, and you would swear it was his stand-up act.
Nom Nom Nom, Nom Nom Iran? anyone?
JadedDIssonance: Huck be so fat, it takes two posts to cover his ass!
Suds McKenzie: !
Fashion experts advise that a black helicopter is slimming.
at least he makes Khaddafi (Gadhafi//Ghaddafi/Qadafi/Kaddafi) sound reasonable
Sharkey: I want my baby Jesus back, Jesus back, Jesus back…
I want my baby Jesus back, Jesus back…
Raaaabbiiii’s baby Jesus baaack riiibbs….Rabbi’s baby Jesus back ribs!
ACORN? The UN? what do these two have in common? oh yea, there might be some brown peoples there.
Huckelberry is sendin’ out teh code for the whites.and not just any whites, reaching out to those who never, ever applied for a passport to travel somewhere else on this big beautiful planet.
And the racist, America is #1 always and forever fairy tale…
fuck you, fat boy. srsly, that is all I can say.
You christianists say you like peace and love, but never practice real tolerance or empathy for your fellow man;
you are a goddamned hateful bunch of parochial isolationists.
oh yea, eat a bag of dicks
Our next president, everybody!
*sigh*
Goyim
Hatred Huckabee
Huckabee Hatred
MSM ordered to censor G20.
8 more years just like the last 8?
Gates speaks as if he is a Cheney Clone.
Judeofascists loved promoting their “Islamofascism” propaganda.
Carrots(bribery) Sticks(murder) Coercive Diplomacy(extortion & blackmail).
Did you see all the same bloodthirsty AIPAC-paid recycled neocon shills on TV selling more war for profit?
Watch as they pretend to know nothing of the mounting 9/11 evidence, whistleblowers, & leaks that point to them
sati demise: Strongly disagree.
Correction: should be “…bag of lightly salted giant wooly rat dicks.”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8210000/8210394.stm
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I can certainly see why the right wingnutz want to get rid of the UN. If they were seriously interested in hearing people speak endlessly and say nothing but crazy shit, they’d just hold more townhalls, 9/12 and teabagger events.
MS: Huckafuck/Bag Of Dicks 2012!
Wow, what a blimpo. It’s like all the fat that Carnie Wilson lost ran off and attached itself to Mike Huckabee.
UN bashing is a sacred Republican rite. Somewhat like Page Boffing.
Mr. Ju’s pig.
Giving loonies a platform for their crazy talk actually *hurts* their causes. In fact, our own country’s willingness to do so is the main reason we don’t have a Vice President Palin right now.
One of the premiums you get for joining the Birch Society is a free UN punching bag. Looks like Mike needs to work out on it a bit more.
Love the clinking glassware.
it looks like he donated his lapband to el rushbo.
Mike, please say that when being guarded by French UN troops someday. Somehow I am guessing because they are so poorly trained they might slip up.
Tundra Grifter: win
lawrenceofthedesert: do not encourage him. or do. Huck is a blatant opportunist.
Fat, fat, fat. Didn’t he write a whole book about NOT being fat? Now he’s swallowed an entire Burger King, complete with employees. So you know how seriously to take any promises he might make.
penalcolony: I’m not familar with Huckabees literary works, but if he did write a book about not being fat, that can become the prologue to he next work, how to get really fat
Fat sweaty men with mirrored sunglasses are actually a turn-on in some cultures. Somewhere.
God doesn’t think that Mike Huckabee is fat. He just thinks that there’s more of Huckabee to love.
Looks like Mikey has been working out regularly to maintain his black belt in buffet. Ole!
If you asked 100 of the people botching about ACORN what it was, I bet 95 of them would have no idea. And probably 86 of them wouldn’t know what a lowercase acorn was.
Hey, I thought the right wingers with their vast right wing conspiraty were the mean ones. Sounds like most of you people are arrogant a–holes.
As for the UN, if we ceased funding them, the french wouldn’t be able to run around in their pretty uniforms and the Africans would lose a large pile of funds from which they are able to steal. (Remember cash for oil?) Not just Africans from that matter. I am sure many criminals would lose income if the US pumped in less of our tax payer dollars. Can we bear to deprive all of the poor africans and eurotrash?
Jesus. Who the hell is linking to Wonkette over at the Free Republic?
Is he gaining weight for 2012? You’d think he’d get in shape, but I guess he’s catering to the insecure KFC-bowl gobbling fat republican retards. IM VOTING FOR MIKEY BECUZ HE’S JUST LIKE ME!!
smitallica: I think its cute when try to say the word “deficit.” OBAMA SHOULD BE INPEACHED CUZ HES MAKIN OUR DEFSIT BIGGER THAN ANY OTHER WHITE PREZNIT EVER !!!
Suddenly Travis Buck, security guard at Home Depot and professional alcoholic/wife beater is concerned about government over-spending.
Mix in a salad Governor.
Good Lord! If he gets any bigger he’s going to attract his own moon.
Now he’s sure to win first in the Iowa Straw Poll/Prize Pig Contest