FRIDAY FUN VIDEO  3:17 pm September 25, 2009

‘pissed off as hell obama needs to be inpeached’

by Jim Newell

Oh man, we’re sobbing. Watch all of it if you can. Most devastating critique of the Obama administration yet. [YouTube]

 

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Crank Tango September 25, 2009 at 3:20 pm

34 seconds.

emberglance September 25, 2009 at 3:22 pm

What is this thing?

DangerousLiberal September 25, 2009 at 3:22 pm

His keepers are taking him to county fairs around our fair Republic, passing him off as “human.” Who wouldn’t, for 50 cents a peek, take a chance at confirming that unlikely claim?

Come here a minute September 25, 2009 at 3:23 pm

Flavored dips are gay as hell.

skaboomizzy September 25, 2009 at 3:23 pm

Awesome, I’m so glad this brave American’s voice is finally getting the platform it deserves. skoalrebel for RNC Chairman!

Chain Tattoo September 25, 2009 at 3:24 pm

“He’s taken every right we have away”
Except the right of drunken rednecks to make apocalyptically embarrassing YouTubes.

I particularly like the *fap* *fap* sound effects there in the early going.

mocowbell September 25, 2009 at 3:25 pm

This isn’t Mckenzie Phillip and dad’s “love” child, is it?

Downtheroadapiece September 25, 2009 at 3:25 pm

I eagerly await his manifesto.

widget09 September 25, 2009 at 3:27 pm

consider the source.

Lazy Media September 25, 2009 at 3:27 pm

That, my friends, is “white culture.”

Although, srsly, banning flavored snuff? That’s some lame ass nanny state stuff, right there.

greensprout September 25, 2009 at 3:27 pm

The inefficacy of those death panels is, thus far, stunning.

notwavingbutdrowning September 25, 2009 at 3:27 pm

Here is the answer to Katie Couric’s question to Glenn Beck about what he means by “white culture.”

Marlowe September 25, 2009 at 3:29 pm

Take away fuck and you’ve got 7 minutes of silence.
And why do these crackers use European words like fuck?

problemwithcaring September 25, 2009 at 3:29 pm

Boomhauer is more articulate.

faketree78 September 25, 2009 at 3:29 pm

He forgot to say that he’s make Whip-It’s legal. Cause I think he took a few hits before he started the video.

ChernobylSoup v2 September 25, 2009 at 3:29 pm

No self-respecting redneck uses flavored dip. Wintergreen is acceptable. All others are queer as a football bat.

c-sick September 25, 2009 at 3:31 pm

there’s no way a human being like this actually exists.

Enturbulate September 25, 2009 at 3:31 pm

True ‘Mercan

Favorite teevee: NASCAR, Cops, Glenn Beck

Drink: Natty Ice

IQ: 54

SayItWithWookies September 25, 2009 at 3:31 pm

Take that, Jimmy Carter and your allegations of racism.

Jim Demintia September 25, 2009 at 3:31 pm

You know, the acting is superb, but what truly makes this video a work of art is the pacing. That minute and a half it takes him to put a pinch of dip in his gob, the repetitive forward bends to his spittoon, the Pinter-esque pauses in delivery, even the complete immobility of the camera until that last disorienting minute make this a monument of great American filmmaking.

The Frogurt Is Also Cursed September 25, 2009 at 3:31 pm

I tapped out at 2:10 — This guy needs his own show on Faux News by Monday.

Suds McKenzie September 25, 2009 at 3:32 pm

The missing Huckabee?

ragepotato September 25, 2009 at 3:32 pm

[re=419680]faketree78[/re]: He later says, “If I was President, I’d make EVERYTHING legal.’

Skoalrebel/Palin 2012

notwavingbutdrowning September 25, 2009 at 3:33 pm

[re=419673]Downtheroadapiece[/re]: This IS his manifesto. What? Do you think this mouthbreather knows how to write?

“If I was the fuckin’ president I’d make ever-thing legal.”

SPCA libruls. Sayin’ it’s illegal to fuck farm animals.

CorkPopper September 25, 2009 at 3:33 pm

Seven plus minutes of crazed chubby wingnut ranting? I don’t think I’m going to help you out with that one, Wonkette. Nice try.

CrunchyKnee September 25, 2009 at 3:33 pm

I laughed, I cried, I ordered new TRUCKNUTZ!

The Frogurt Is Also Cursed September 25, 2009 at 3:33 pm

It’s also good to see AOL is still going strong…

SomeNYGuy September 25, 2009 at 3:34 pm

In his high school yearbook he was voted “Most Likely to Be Found Dead in a Pool of His Own Vomit.”

shadowMark September 25, 2009 at 3:35 pm

I have the bootleg of this and it’s even better. On the bootleg when the dirctor calls “Cut” you can hear Paul McCartney saying, “Come on, one more time, but with energy, come on, with energy!”

charlesdegoal September 25, 2009 at 3:35 pm

Is he wanking or what? Wouldn’t surprise me. Great future as a TV personality, too.

Snarkalicious September 25, 2009 at 3:35 pm

Wild Cherry Methsi-Cola.

Spackle Camshaft Palin September 25, 2009 at 3:35 pm

Listlessness? Check.
Pale skin tone? Check.
Lethargic? Check.
Swollen face? Check.

THIS MAN HAS HOOKWORM. Which you can catch from human feces.
Makes sense, as he obviously dumps behind a tree in his backyard.

ChernobylSoup v2 September 25, 2009 at 3:36 pm

[re=419667]Come here a minute[/re]: you beat me to it; but it’s so true innit?

For you non-inbred liberals, that fap fap fap you hear is the sound of him packing the can of dip. It makes it easier to pinch the perfect amount out of the can. Real kids learn to do this by the time they’re eight or nine. It takes practice.

Buzz Feedback September 25, 2009 at 3:36 pm

Trash so white you can see through it.

Uncle Sam September 25, 2009 at 3:38 pm

Did he pick up something from the floor and eat it? Right around when he’s talking about saying “nigger” and not being a Nazi…

notwavingbutdrowning September 25, 2009 at 3:38 pm

[re=419690]ragepotato[/re]: I made it this far before the queasiness turned to nausea.

chauncey September 25, 2009 at 3:39 pm

PALIN / SKOALREBEL 2012

Advocatus_Diaboli September 25, 2009 at 3:39 pm

Holy shit; get this “thing” a Fox News primetime show immediately!

RoscoePColtraine September 25, 2009 at 3:40 pm

And yet, he manages to breathe, speak, and dip skoal from the same hole. Hmmm, must have taken years to master. I also enjoyed the home decorating “tips and idees.” Why throw out that broken stove when it functions perfectly well as a desk?

teebob2000 September 25, 2009 at 3:40 pm

Highlight for me is at 1:09 when his narcolepsy kicks in due to his getting overexcited.

iantenna September 25, 2009 at 3:40 pm

i just keep waiting for him to puke or pass out. also, what the shit is going on on his stovetop? is that a simon says?

MingPicket September 25, 2009 at 3:40 pm

how did he manage to turn on a web cam and then post this video?

FunkyPalmettoBug September 25, 2009 at 3:41 pm

His family tree is a stump.

When will you Humans learn... September 25, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Never have I come across such a fiery controversy since the Jimmy Dean Sausage Scare of ’07…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM

Noonan September 25, 2009 at 3:42 pm

A few observations:

x I’ve got a delicious chaw in right now. And I promise I’m not gross.
x Hot pocket “crispy sleeve” or whatever it’s called in the background.
x Dude looks like he’s Chris Christie’s kid.

Click September 25, 2009 at 3:42 pm

So it’s true – the girl Glen Beck raped and murdered back in 1990 had in fact already bore him a cretinous slack-jawed tobacky chewin doughy pantload.

thefoxtrot September 25, 2009 at 3:43 pm

Sweet Christ.

thefrontpage September 25, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Mocowbell: HILARIOUS!

Either that (what Mocowbell said), or the evil spawn of Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter.

Click September 25, 2009 at 3:44 pm

[re=419710]teebob2000[/re]: Narcolepsy was my first guess, but then I realized he couldn’t possibly have been awake during any of it.

Extemporanus September 25, 2009 at 3:44 pm

The defibrillator on the table behind him does show some level of foresight.

Too bad that the battery will be dead due to compulsive sack shocking when it comes time for his lard pump to need the inevitable goosing.

teebob2000 September 25, 2009 at 3:44 pm

I will say that his ASCII text art on his youtube homepage ROCKS OUT!!!!!!11

Extemporanus September 25, 2009 at 3:46 pm

[re=419679]problemwithcaring[/re]: True dat:

“Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol’ Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An’ lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It’s real easy, man.”

snoidoid September 25, 2009 at 3:47 pm

- What is on his stove top?

- Why is his computer in the kitchen?

- When he bends over, is he spitting out chew, or sucking something?

- How can this guy even run a computer?

- Why is it that all these right-wing men (excepting Ann Coulter) seem to have moon-faces?

- Why didn’t he put on a clean shirt?

Noonan September 25, 2009 at 3:47 pm

So, do we think he’s hammered or just Forrest Gump slow?

Lazy Media September 25, 2009 at 3:48 pm

If you can’t handle the whole thing, drop in @ 3:30 where he dials up the racism, and bitches about Youtube “censorship.”

frailamerica September 25, 2009 at 3:48 pm

A. It’s good to know that I can now say “nigger,” so long as I’m not making a Nazi sign when I say it.

B. This is magical.

TGY September 25, 2009 at 3:48 pm

Cue the banjos.

jasper f. krone September 25, 2009 at 3:48 pm

What flavor chaw goes with a garbage bag full of gold spray-paint fumes?

iantenna September 25, 2009 at 3:48 pm

how the hell can satire compete with shit like this?

Click September 25, 2009 at 3:50 pm

[re=419717]Click[/re]: Sorry about shorting you the ‘n’ Glenn, I was holding out just in case I needed it later to spell nigger.

When will you Humans learn... September 25, 2009 at 3:51 pm

Can’t even bother to look his ‘puter in the eye.

GDTRFB September 25, 2009 at 3:51 pm

As a half-breed jew myself, I am glad to hear the religious-affiliation-confusion has come full swing – aparently Pres. Obama is no longer a half-breed muslin. Now he’s a N#$%*R Jew!

Noonan September 25, 2009 at 3:51 pm

From his youtube homepage comments. And it’s 12 hours old so I know it’s none of us:

i don’t advocate hitting women but I if i ever saw your mother/sister(same person) I would superman punch that diabetes having cunt right in her fat fuckin jaw for not aborting your repulsive ass. Make sure you stay in the middle of that trailer fatty or you’ll tip the shit over ASAP you obese uneducated human cancer. I hope your entire racist, welfare collecting, family of fat retards dies in a minivan crash you 900 pound excuse for a human.

Extemporanus September 25, 2009 at 3:52 pm

[re=419720]Click[/re]: I’m gonna pull a Frist, and diagnosis Mr. Schkoalvo here as someone suffering from accute, late-stage necroplepsy.

frailamerica September 25, 2009 at 3:52 pm

Re: The stove. I’m wondering if he’s in the kitchen, or he has a stove in some other room of his home (trailer?)?

ericstoltz September 25, 2009 at 3:53 pm

Joe the Plumber, your 15 minutes are up. Skoalrebel is the new face of the Republican-Confederate Party. They’ll be adding a Skoal plank to their platform, because that’s what God wants.

SwanSwanH September 25, 2009 at 3:53 pm

[re=419667]Come here a minute[/re]: Win. Whither, Copenhagen fine cut?

Click September 25, 2009 at 3:53 pm

[re=419726]Noonan[/re]: He makes Gump sound like Hawking – and Hawking sound like Noonan.

RobertP September 25, 2009 at 3:53 pm

Ugh… I knew 4 seconds in that he’s from Kentucky… Classic Kentucky-Dumbfuck drawl… (I’m from Kentucky originally, you see – but I escaped!) Disgusting.

bfstevie September 25, 2009 at 3:53 pm

Has Bill Kristol put on a little weight?

Click September 25, 2009 at 3:55 pm

[re=419737]Extemporanus[/re]: I hear he keeps his dead sister in a cooler for those times when he feels like having a cold one.

Extemporanus September 25, 2009 at 3:55 pm

[re=419726]Noonan[/re]: “Anyway, like I was sayin’, Skoal is the fruit of the South.

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, Skoal-kabobs, Skoal creole, Skoal gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple Skoal, lemon Skoal, coconut Skoal, pepper Skoal, Skoal soup, Skoal stew, Skoal salad, Skoal and potatoes, Skoal burger, Skoal sandwich.

That…that’s about it. Oh yeah. Obama is gay as all fuckin’ hay-ell.”

Click September 25, 2009 at 3:56 pm

[re=419743]RobertP[/re]: I’d consider him a prime suspect if I thought he could spell “fed.”

V572625694 September 25, 2009 at 3:56 pm

This is the face of the Republican party. Regard on its majesty. As Bill Maher says, not all Republicans are racists, but if you’re racist, you’re almost certainly a Republican.

“Obama is a nigger-slash-Jew.” That’s a good one.

Noonan September 25, 2009 at 3:57 pm

[re=419716]Noonan[/re]: Alright, I’m quitting right now.

PortlandSmartAss September 25, 2009 at 3:57 pm

His dog got sick of listening, so the guy had to make a video.

RoscoePColtraine September 25, 2009 at 3:57 pm

No one has even asked the obvious question here: If you want the taste of whiskey, why not drink some whiskey?

InsidiousTuna September 25, 2009 at 3:57 pm

Flavored dip? What a fucking candy-ass.

shadowMark September 25, 2009 at 3:57 pm

[re=419731]iantenna[/re]:

You’d think that people would have had enough
Of silly love songs
But I look around me and I see it isn’t so
Some people wanna fill the world
With silly love songs
And what’s wrong with that?
I’d like to know, cause here I go again

I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you,

I can’t explain the feelings plain to me
Say can’t you see?
Ah, she gave me more, she gave it all to me
Now can’t you see?
What’s wrong with that
I need to know, cause here I go again

I love you, I love you

Love doesn’t come in a minute
Sometimes it doesn’t come at all
I only know that when I’m in it
It isn’t silly, no, it isn’t silly
Love isnt silly at all

How can I tell you about my loved one?

How can I tell you about my loved one?

timmy_the_tooth September 25, 2009 at 3:59 pm

You think that video is good, you should hear him play guitar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuwXNKlTbKI

emmasue September 25, 2009 at 3:59 pm

is this for real? Like, seriously?

Scruffy_The_Janitor September 25, 2009 at 4:00 pm

You never go full retard….everyone knows that…!!!!!!!!

american mutt September 25, 2009 at 4:00 pm

i pity him and appreciate his entertainment value too much to make fun of the poor man. these are tears of laughter and sadness. And then more laughter.

When will you Humans learn... September 25, 2009 at 4:00 pm

[re=419716]Noonan[/re]: You missed the class ring on his finger. So he is ejuk8id.

Extemporanus September 25, 2009 at 4:02 pm

[re=419747]Click[/re]: He probably would’ve spelled it “def”, thereby making ACORN the prime suspect.

Min September 25, 2009 at 4:02 pm

It’s not nice to make fun of someone who has taken a severe blow to the head.

slappypaddy September 25, 2009 at 4:03 pm

a chaw is a terrible thing to waste. but it is not the cause of our young, punch-drunk rebel’s distemper. what we have here, my friends, is tragic evidence of the price one pays for a lifetime of corn syrup abuse.

it could happen to someone you love!

Poopley J. Crandleberry September 25, 2009 at 4:04 pm

Can we online vote him for Poet Laureate?

Fox n Fiends September 25, 2009 at 4:04 pm

Ted Nugent jerks off this every 2 hours

Guppy06 September 25, 2009 at 4:04 pm

Bring me Solo and the wookie!

(I’m surprised nobody else went there yet.)

coochiemama September 25, 2009 at 4:05 pm

Too bad the USA doesn’t have SOCIALIST!!!111!! health care. Dude seriously needs to see someone about all that snortin’ and loogie-clearin’.

Scruffy_The_Janitor September 25, 2009 at 4:05 pm

You all realize somewhere in the near future one of his buddies will stumble into all of your comments and tell him about it?

I can’t wait for Part Deux and the wrath he unleashes on the Wonkerrs…

skaboomizzy September 25, 2009 at 4:05 pm

[re=419754]timmy_the_tooth[/re]: Still a better musician than Huckabee

Buzz Feedback September 25, 2009 at 4:05 pm

[re=419754]timmy_the_tooth[/re]: Apparently there is still a market for jean shorts.

Poopley J. Crandleberry September 25, 2009 at 4:06 pm

is this a Mensa audition video?

El Pinche September 25, 2009 at 4:06 pm

Why yall trippin , he’s just COLD DIPPIN THE COPE STRAIGHT !!

Click on his friends and take a journey through the Land of Retardation and Skoal. I didn’t realize that there was a whole underground subbacultcha of tobacco chewers on the youtubes.

George Oscar Bluth September 25, 2009 at 4:07 pm

“Man, if I was president I’d make everything legal. I’d definitely make prostitution legal.”
Is it right to infer that this beautiful Appalachian specimen might have trouble getting laid?

It’s amazing that this moonshine fueled tirade started because Jimbo can’t get his mint Copenhagen. Imagine the uproar if Barry was to outlaw Trucknutz! He and all his cousins/brothers would be rioting in the dirt roads all across Bumblefuck, USA.

freakishlystrong September 25, 2009 at 4:08 pm

Can this retard blow hisself or something? For the record, we are not proud of you being a ‘murkin.

Yaybuls September 25, 2009 at 4:08 pm

“Goddammit, Bobby!”

slappypaddy September 25, 2009 at 4:08 pm

[re=419754]timmy_the_tooth[/re]: sounds like his amp goes to 11.

fromhils September 25, 2009 at 4:09 pm

[re=419754]timmy_the_tooth[/re]: I didn’t think it possible but his “guitar playing” may actually be worse than his “talking”

AnnieGetYourFun September 25, 2009 at 4:10 pm

Do you think he’s single?

Guppy06 September 25, 2009 at 4:10 pm

[re=419716]Noonan[/re]: Last person I saw with some dip, he was classy about it: carried around an empty Snapple bottle to spit in.

Tundra Grifter September 25, 2009 at 4:13 pm

Well, now we know where to find Sheer “Am I An Idiot?” InSannity’s kid brother.

Seriously- if you’re going to crash from a week-long meth tweek, maybe filming it for YouTube isn’t the greatest idea.

I am seriously looking forward to the video he promises next. Personally, I think he has about as much chance of completing it as he does of standing up. Not his promised “Gonna stand up for…” – just standing up.

For the record, I think that’s a portable propane (gas) stove behind him. The thing with all the crap on it. If he ever cleans that puppy off and tries to use it to cook dinner, this situation could very well resolve itself.

His dip can says “Cope.” He certainly can’t.

I do understand his burning desire to legalize prostitution. Everybody deserves one try at sex with another human being. And that appears to be the only one he’ll ever have.

springfield_meltdown September 25, 2009 at 4:13 pm

I would guess he has a meth problem but he is way too fat for that. And I fully support socialist indoctrination in our schools if it made more children literate enough to read the surgeon general’s warning on the snuff package.

Julius Drinkwater September 25, 2009 at 4:13 pm

Um, he makes lots of videos of himself and his various stages of dippage.
No wonder he’d make prostitution legal.

FunkyPalmettoBug September 25, 2009 at 4:15 pm

[re=419744]bfstevie[/re]: Ding ding Winner!

Extemporanus September 25, 2009 at 4:15 pm

[re=419770]skaboomizzy[/re]: They should start a band and call it Huck & a Round.

BeWoot September 25, 2009 at 4:15 pm

I’m pretty sure this is what an IQ of 72 looks like on Oxycontin. In Dixie.

One Yield Regular September 25, 2009 at 4:16 pm

A few months from now he’ll be at an AA meeting, and he’ll get up to introduce himself with the intention of explaining how he was once so drunk he posted a 7+ minute rant on YouTube that spread all over the internets, and he’ll get as far as “Hello, my name is…” and the whole room, in collective exasperation, will go, “We KNOW who you ARE.”

Click September 25, 2009 at 4:16 pm

[re=419786]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: After posting this eHarmony video profile? No way.

WheresMyJetpack? September 25, 2009 at 4:16 pm

Banning flavored tobacco? Have you ever tried those Camel flavored cigs? Mandarin Mint, Izmar Stinger, Twist, and Creamy Mellow Mint? That’s like inhaling dessert, only it’s better than dessert, ’cause it’s smoke. Fuckin’ awesome treat right there, amigo.

I’m with Clem here. Impeach the Nazi Jew.

Wait…Nazi Jew? How does that work?

The Cold Sea September 25, 2009 at 4:17 pm

The issue of flavored dip is a big one, people.

Today we’re all Skoalrebels.

Gallowglass September 25, 2009 at 4:17 pm

26 seconds. Right to where he shoves the can of dip into the webcam. If it were a rodeo bull I’d have won like 3 times over.

shadowMark September 25, 2009 at 4:17 pm

[re=419769]Scruffy_The_Janitor[/re]: He and his friends are laughing at us on Twitter.

greg September 25, 2009 at 4:17 pm

[re=419721]Extemporanus[/re]: that’s no table, you candy-assed, live-in-more-than-one-room liberal; it’s a stove.

Guppy06 September 25, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Just think: under a single-payer health system, we’d all have to share the cost of cutting out his cancerous tongue.

krooskie September 25, 2009 at 4:17 pm

obama wants to ban flavored dips right after he forces you to pay for facebook and get mandatory sex changes, we will not stand for this

AutomaticPilot September 25, 2009 at 4:18 pm

I see that Bobby from King of the Hill is all growed up.

Airborne Toxic Event September 25, 2009 at 4:18 pm

One day he actually got to sleep with one of those girls
But it made me feel awful
‘Cause she charged him fifty bucks.
And it was twenty for everybody else.

twingonaut September 25, 2009 at 4:19 pm

I’d hit that, unless it’s E-legal in his state.

Jim89048 September 25, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Southern by the grace of god, y’all.

MzNicky September 25, 2009 at 4:20 pm

21 seconds.

AnnieGetYourFun September 25, 2009 at 4:20 pm

[re=419809]WheresMyJetpack?[/re]: I LOVE me some vanilla cigarettes, too.

rachelv September 25, 2009 at 4:21 pm

I confess, I didn’t make it through the whole video… but I recommend you check out his other youtube selections. You can see the many moods of his stove top, and find out how he looks with a moustache!

MzNicky September 25, 2009 at 4:22 pm

[re=419683]c-sick[/re]: You’ve apparently never been to the Wal-Mart in Cocke County, Tennessee.

notwavingbutdrowning September 25, 2009 at 4:22 pm

[re=419786]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Oh, this clip really needs to end with a voice-over that says “And ladies: . . . he’s single!

Johnny Zhivago September 25, 2009 at 4:22 pm

Drop that thing in boiling water and see if it jumps out.

EnBuenOra September 25, 2009 at 4:24 pm

I’m pretty fuckin’ pi-issed.

AutomaticPilot September 25, 2009 at 4:24 pm

[re=419725]snoidoid[/re]: and why does he have a lawn chair in his kitchen?

jodyleek September 25, 2009 at 4:24 pm

[re=419786]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Technically. He’s covered in head lice and scabies, so I guess you could say he has a lot of hangers-on.

Werefrog September 25, 2009 at 4:25 pm

Made it to 4:02. Now to read the youtube comments for what I am sure will be an intelligent discussion.

EnBuenOra September 25, 2009 at 4:26 pm

He declares Obama a “fucking nigger slash Jew,” but he wants everyone to know he’s not a real racist because he ain’t got no Nazi signs on ‘im.

EnBuenOra September 25, 2009 at 4:27 pm

Also, it’s real important to him to make prostitution legal. Have no idea why.

Will work for shoes September 25, 2009 at 4:28 pm

I’m proud to be an “Obama fucking supporter.” In a heartbeat, if I didn’t think Michelle would kick my ass.

DP September 25, 2009 at 4:28 pm

“We all got the freedom of speayach… the freedom of expression…”

Yes. And what a fucking burden it is…

imissopus September 25, 2009 at 4:29 pm

An American flag AND a Confederate flag together? The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.

Seriously, he got himself all worked up and then turned off the camera so he could go kick his dog or something.

EnBuenOra September 25, 2009 at 4:29 pm

Rebel flag, y’all, all tha way. I’m a ‘true fuckin’ American’, you can tell ’cause I got a flag from when we wuz all white traitors tryin’ ta destroy the Union.

twingonaut September 25, 2009 at 4:30 pm

He has a whole children’s treasury of fun vids. It should be E-legal to have this much fun.

Monsieur Grumpe September 25, 2009 at 4:30 pm

And girls, he’s single!

AnnieGetYourFun September 25, 2009 at 4:30 pm

[re=419836]jodyleek[/re]: So, it’s like getting a whole entourage for the price of one? Sign me up!

WheresMyJetpack? September 25, 2009 at 4:31 pm

OK, now I’m starting to feel bad for the boy. He last logged into his YouTube account about 30 minutes ago. He likely saw that he had 19,000 views and went, “Fuckin’ A! I’m famous!”

Then he started to read the comments. I’m sure he’s on his way to buy more ammo right now.

And here’s where he’s from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmonton,_Kentucky (96.7% white)

Then again, if he plays his cards right, Hannity will have him on next week as a guest.

notwavingbutdrowning September 25, 2009 at 4:32 pm

[re=419743]RobertP[/re]: I knew this guy was from Kentucky too. I’ve never lived in the South but this is what I learned from the various anti-Obama voter clips shown during election campaign: how to recognize the accent of a Kentucky hillbilly racist fuckwit.

Glanton September 25, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Glad to see you’re all having fun laughing at poor people. Pretty good reminder of why it’s inadvisable to visit Wonkette.

AutomaticPilot September 25, 2009 at 4:33 pm

[re=419816]AutomaticPilot[/re]: [re=419779]Yaybuls[/re]: haha, jinx!

arewethereyet September 25, 2009 at 4:33 pm

after having lived the longest year of my life in west virginia….yeah their out there jerry.

Will work for shoes September 25, 2009 at 4:34 pm

[re=419850]WheresMyJetpack?[/re]: Oh geez. My brother lives in Edmonton (transplant). I hope that’s not my niece’s baby’s daddy.

user-of-owls September 25, 2009 at 4:34 pm

So there, Piltdown Man doubters! You wanted proof? You GOT it!!

lawrenceofthedesert September 25, 2009 at 4:34 pm

This guy is one dip that could use a lot more flavor — and a lot less Hillybilly Heroin. (Five minutes was all I could handle, and that was four too much.)

garimpeiro September 25, 2009 at 4:36 pm

Trying to fight off the urge to squeal like a pig after that one.

Extemporanus September 25, 2009 at 4:36 pm

[re=419813]greg[/re]: He keeps a defibrillator on his stove? That doesn’t sound very safe.

George Oscar Bluth September 25, 2009 at 4:37 pm

This linguistic virtuoso also plays music! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f7ogX2u-I8&feature=channel_page

notwavingbutdrowning September 25, 2009 at 4:38 pm

[re=419852]Glanton[/re]: We’re mocking ignorance not poverty.

shadowMark September 25, 2009 at 4:39 pm

[re=419852]Glanton[/re]: Wait. This guy’s poor?

MzNicky September 25, 2009 at 4:39 pm

[re=419852]Glanton[/re]: We’re not laughing AT him! We’re laughing WITH him!

Crab1 September 25, 2009 at 4:40 pm

Wow. Just wow.

Click September 25, 2009 at 4:40 pm

[re=419852]Glanton[/re]: Jesus christ – you mean this stupid fuck is also POOR?

Tundra Grifter September 25, 2009 at 4:41 pm

As an old Buckeye I can tell you that in Kentucky the bottom of the Coke bottle says “Open Other End.”

Crab1 September 25, 2009 at 4:41 pm

Palin/This Guy 2012

Glanton September 25, 2009 at 4:41 pm

[re=419864]notwavingbutdrowning[/re]: Let me guess: you’ve got plenty of poor friends? Or: I’m not a classist, but …

fromhils September 25, 2009 at 4:41 pm

Now I cannot stop watching all of the videos and they’re just making me all headachy and dizzy.

Hey wait addictive, headachy and dizzy those are the side effects of dip too.

This dudes a genius.

Crank Tango September 25, 2009 at 4:42 pm

Where is the rage about clove cigarettes? That’s what I want to know.

Downtheroadapiece September 25, 2009 at 4:43 pm

[re=419863]George Oscar Bluth[/re]: Masterpiece.

Though I wonder how this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvxS_bJ0yOU&feature=related
found it’s way into the related category for this mouth breather.

shadowMark September 25, 2009 at 4:44 pm

[re=419876]Crab1[/re]: By 2012 this guy will be married to Bristol. Or Willow. Or both. And he’ll be bopping Trig on the sly.

MzNicky September 25, 2009 at 4:44 pm

[re=419852]Glanton[/re]: Okay, you’re right. We ARE laughing AT him. Not because he’s poor, but because he’s retarded.

Grandpa Cornpants September 25, 2009 at 4:45 pm

Needs more spittin’

notwavingbutdrowning September 25, 2009 at 4:46 pm

[re=419877]Glanton[/re]: Family. There’s coal mining in northern states too. You don’t know anything about me. Poverty isn’t an excuse for bigotry.

Click September 25, 2009 at 4:46 pm

[re=419861]Extemporanus[/re]: Well given the fact it’s a gas stove with obvious leaks in the line, at least give him credit for going with smokeless tobacco.

Glanton September 25, 2009 at 4:46 pm

Seriously, though, the majority of the comments posted here in response to this video are _at least_ as repulsive as the video itself. My fellow progressives always seem hot for social programs & helping the impoverished until they’re presented with a poor Southern person. Then it’s fair game to run wild with despicable classist ridicule. Good job, everyone. Pat yourselves on the back. You went to college, this guy most likely didn’t. Yer doin GREAT

arewethereyet September 25, 2009 at 4:47 pm

[re=419745]Click[/re]: i can’t stop laughing…..the line of the day.

bureaucrap September 25, 2009 at 4:47 pm

If you go to the youtube page for this video, you will discover that “Skoalrebel” has made 184 videos — One hundred, eighty-four!!!! — on this set of topics. Apparently all with the camera in basically the same place, and his body in basically the same position (from the frame accompanying each title). All of them seem to be about chewing tobacco and/or Obama, with a clear preference for the former and distaste for the latter.

american mutt September 25, 2009 at 4:48 pm

I don’t believe a man this stupid knows how to use The Youtube.

I_P September 25, 2009 at 4:49 pm

[re=419852]Glanton[/re]: Please. Is this your first day?

twoeightnine September 25, 2009 at 4:49 pm

That Nigger Jew better not take away my Fun Dip.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fun_Dip

I_P September 25, 2009 at 4:49 pm

[re=419745]Click[/re]: Win. Oh man I am so stealing that line.

shadowMark September 25, 2009 at 4:50 pm

[re=419890]Glanton[/re]: You went to college, this guy most likely didn’t — Peggy Noonan? Peggy? Is that you?

Prommie September 25, 2009 at 4:50 pm

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen, and I could only hack about 40 seconds of it, that was enough. The lawn chair in the “kitchen,” the stove covered with crap, including, as noted above, a hot pocket browning tube thingy. You know there is a couch and a refrigerator on the porch, unless there is no porch, in which case they’re just sitting in the dirt at the bottom of the stairs. And I would pay to see what vehicle sits on blocks in the yard. This is Amurrica, ladies and gentlemen, the pigfucking fucktarded illiterate racist skinsacks full of shit. Whats amazing is that they think we look down on them, and consider ourselves superior. I mean, amazing that they have enough awareness to figure it out.

problemwithcaring September 25, 2009 at 4:52 pm

[re=419852]Glanton[/re]: Poor? What with a webcam, internet access, a stove AND and a toaster oven, with flavored snuff coming’ outta his asshole?

Please, for us unemployed canned bean-eaters ’round these part, that lonely mobile masturbatorium is the height of genteel nobility.

rocktonsammy September 25, 2009 at 4:52 pm

Thats the brother Larry the Cable never talks about.

jodyleek September 25, 2009 at 4:53 pm

[re=419890]Glanton[/re]: Is it okay for us to make fun of self-righteous gas bags?

slappypaddy September 25, 2009 at 4:53 pm

[re=419890]Glanton[/re]: i think you’re probably lost. double back to the church and take a right turn, you’ll be home free.

pepe September 25, 2009 at 4:56 pm

i made it less than 10 seconds before laughing myself out of breath

american mutt September 25, 2009 at 4:56 pm

[re=419852]Glanton[/re]: i sympathize with the poor-dom as it is a part of my roots. I scoff at the idiocy because eradicating that is the only way to become un-poor.

teebob2000 September 25, 2009 at 4:56 pm

I’m impressed that he actually phrased nigger/jew as, “nigger slash jew.” Gives me an indication that he has some grammar knowledge hiding somewhere within that Skoal-infused melon of a crackerhead of his.

I feel better about our futures in the hands of today’s young people.

Click September 25, 2009 at 4:57 pm

[re=419901]Prommie[/re]: Lookout honey, Glanton’s going to chew you up and spit you out like a sickly brown wad of minty flavored ABCC (already been chewed chew) before she turns on her heel and stomps indignantly out of here.

fromhils September 25, 2009 at 4:57 pm

Sorry but apparently he is taken (or at least he was back in March):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOO-DPZm40Q&feature=channel_page

user-of-owls September 25, 2009 at 4:58 pm

[re=419852]Glanton[/re]: I am having a FUCKING BLAST laughing at poor people. HA HA HA, stupid fucking poor people. Hey, Trampy McPovertyson, why you so POOR! HA HA HA!

Prommie September 25, 2009 at 4:58 pm

There is great fun to be had scrolling through the 184 other videos, for changes in the background mess. The stove area is much clearer in others.

The killer, the detail that just makes this completely perfect, is that he has a portable butane hotplate sitting on top of his stove. Everyone has heard Jeff Foxworthy say “you might be a redneck if, your working TV is sitting on top of your non-working TV.” Well, this gentleman takes it a a new level, his working stove is sitting there on top of his non-working stove, and that is beuatiful.

teebob2000 September 25, 2009 at 4:58 pm

[re=419689]Suds McKenzie[/re]: Fucking win.

Crank Tango September 25, 2009 at 4:59 pm

[re=419890]Glanton[/re]: Your opinion means the world to me. I can’t believe we’ve failed you, the arbiter of how your “fellow progressives” should act. I will make sure to conform to all of your stereotypes in the future.

Marsupialboy September 25, 2009 at 4:59 pm

The joke, I’m afraid, is on the Wonkette community. The guy is pretty obviously a left-leaning MFA candidate — I’m guessing Tisch, maybe Yale — whose thesis project is some sort of an Anna Deavere Smith-style one-man show exploring white, male, southern stereotypes and how the election of Obama has stirred up atavistic racial and tribal tensions. I wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn that he’d been Semiotics at Brown for undergrad. This, ladies and gentlemen, is what good performance art looks like. Watch this guy. He’s gonna be big. Like: two-week string of sold-out shows at La MaMa big.

notwavingbutdrowning September 25, 2009 at 4:59 pm

[re=419890]Glanton[/re]: “…the majority of the comments posted here in response to this video are _at least_ as repulsive as the video itself.”

This here is what we college-educated types call moral relativism. We also call it bullshit.

Georgia Burning September 25, 2009 at 4:59 pm

More proof Darwin’s theory has it backwards. We owe the higher animals a sincere apology.

bored with gravity September 25, 2009 at 5:00 pm

[re=419890]Glanton[/re]: This is a humor site, and if you are offended or have no sense of humor, don’t come here. Poverty is no excuse for ignorance and racism. I think Mel Brooks does it best — don’t just disavow Hitler and his followers, make them objects of laughter and ridicule.

mookworthjwilson September 25, 2009 at 5:00 pm

[re=419890]Glanton[/re]: I would probably almost agree with you…but he had to let the camera run after 3:30…

teebob2000 September 25, 2009 at 5:01 pm

[re=419754]timmy_the_tooth: you should hear him play guitar[/re]

That’s “GIH-tahr” thank you.

Tommmcatt September 25, 2009 at 5:03 pm

[re=419717]Click[/re]:

He’s never denied it, I heard.

Click September 25, 2009 at 5:04 pm

[re=419914]fromhils[/re]: Jessica Jones, eh? God, she must be 12 or 13 by now.

Glanton September 25, 2009 at 5:05 pm

[re=419924]bored with gravity[/re]: This dude is obviously at least as deserving of scorn as Hitler, you’re right.

problemwithcaring September 25, 2009 at 5:08 pm

[re=419916]Prommie[/re]: Uh-huh. The grocery/garbage bag hanging from the stove dials, the oh-so stylish ray bans melting in the pilot….

Grandpa Cornpants September 25, 2009 at 5:09 pm

[re=419890]Glanton[/re]: What you are seeing is the facade of nervous laughter hiding the deep down hope that this is really a parody but knowing that even if it is, the material to make it exists in the north, south, east and west of every corner of this good earth. No place has cornered the market on ignorance.

Zashikibuta September 25, 2009 at 5:09 pm

Should we really be making fun of the mentally ill?

We are?

Oh, ok… carry on, mates.

Click September 25, 2009 at 5:09 pm

[re=419929]Glanton[/re]: Really, shouldn’t you be letting your son fight his own battles?

the problem child September 25, 2009 at 5:09 pm

I kept expecting to hear him either art or retch when he leaned over. In his drunken/ stoned/ coped-up state, I don’t think I could have held off for 7+ minutes. See, he is good at something!

Prommie September 25, 2009 at 5:10 pm

[re=419890]Glanton[/re]: Classist! Oooooohhh, the libtard sin. Great thing ’bout murrica is that to a great extent, class is not strictly a matter of birth. With the same amount of money, one can buy a bunch of guns and ATVs, strew the yard with cast off furniture and childrens toys and examples of one’s amatuer taxidermy, and live in a grimy cave littered with fast-food wrappers and spit-cups, drunk and stoned on Busch Light and meth, or one can, well, pick up the yard, plant a little perennial garden, tastefully decorate even the most humble home and, oh my god, keep it clean, put together a cool little wine cellar composed of great but little-known $10 and under wines from Argentina, Spain, and Bulgaria. Oh, and read books and shit, too, and speak with proper grammar and pronunciation.

Oh, fuck, well, I guess the point is, if not having any shit on me means I am a royalist, then so I am. If the wonderful culture of the heartland values dirty houses, dirty yards, greasy crap food and obesity, and if looking down at these things makes me an EEE-leetist, well, yup.

WIDTAP September 25, 2009 at 5:10 pm

[re=419675]Lazy Media[/re]: It may be almost as gay as flavored dips to say this, but – WIN.

the problem child September 25, 2009 at 5:10 pm

I kept expecting to hear him either fart or retch when he leaned over. In his drunken/ stoned/ coped-up state, I don’t think I could have held off for 7+ minutes. See, he is good at something!

Cicada September 25, 2009 at 5:11 pm

Almost 200 comments and no one has refuted the Skoalrebel’s claim that banning flavor dips is fuckin’ gay. See? There is a common ground between red states and blue states. Hope lives!

MzNicky September 25, 2009 at 5:12 pm

[re=419890]Glanton[/re]: Your trolling concern is duly noted, Concerny McTrollypants. Note for the future: It’s stuff like “my fellow progressives” that always gives you guys away.

Zashikibuta September 25, 2009 at 5:12 pm

This creature is really an accurate representation of what Trig Palin will be like in 18 years… It’s uncanny.

And really, he’s not signing off because he’s “too pissed” to go on. I do believe he’s about to go fuck a chicken.

The Power of Wheat September 25, 2009 at 5:14 pm

“I’m gonna stand up fer whats right,” while sitting down.

Also, I wonder what that shirt smells like.

slappypaddy September 25, 2009 at 5:16 pm

[re=419929]Glanton[/re]: as an old wonkettie who misses more often than he hits, i can tell you you’re missing. try again, but with a lighter twist. you must have some wit hidden in you somewhere. think of it as your secret butterfly treasure, yearning to be free, and let it go as though you were doing drag for the very first time.

Tommmcatt September 25, 2009 at 5:16 pm

[re=419936]Prommie[/re]:

Oh, it singes my libtard heart, the burning knowledge therein that I am better than fat tub of shit in exhibit “A”. I know, I know, all humans are equal and deserve an equal, fair shot but…I am TOTALLY more equal than that dude, and 1000 times more deserving of the lifestyle the advantages of my birth entitled me to.

I am ashamed to feel like that, but I do. I look at turdboy there, and I do.

Click September 25, 2009 at 5:16 pm

[re=419944]Zashikibuta[/re]: Not true. A person with Down’s Syndrome would never be this hateful. It’s a lack of genetic diversity, not extra chromosomes that’s to blame.

RoscoePColtraine September 25, 2009 at 5:18 pm

Can Wonkett at least try to be more spiritually nourishing? Must we always traffic in cruelty and fun at retards’ expense. Glanton sees much room for improvement on our progressive beacon of tolerance internet site.

problemwithcaring September 25, 2009 at 5:18 pm

[re=419843]imissopus[/re]: He hates “niggers,” but I bet his country-ass loves rap music. They all do.

The Station Manager September 25, 2009 at 5:19 pm

When he said shit about “Definitely makin’ prost’t'ooshun’ legul”, my skin crawled in fear for those poor theoretical whores.

King of the Dipshits September 25, 2009 at 5:20 pm

[re=419890]Glanton[/re]: What on earth makes you think this turd didn’t go to college. I had the pleasure of going to the University of Georgia and this gentleman certainly would not have been out of place there.

Also, is he saying that Obama banned “whisky dip” or “whisky dick”? If its the latter I would think he would be happy about it.

Zashikibuta September 25, 2009 at 5:21 pm

[re=419952]Click[/re]: I stand abashed and suitably chastened.

…but imagine if Corky from Life Goes On were raised by Sarah and Snowtrooper Palin.

problemwithcaring September 25, 2009 at 5:23 pm

[re=419919]Marsupialboy[/re]: Thinking about this makes me happy. Thank you.

proudgrampa September 25, 2009 at 5:25 pm

[re=419786]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Most likely. I cannot imagine anyone being married to THAT.

Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick, what a planet.

mookworthjwilson September 25, 2009 at 5:27 pm

[re=419969]Zashikibuta[/re]: I have been in Corky’s presence…he is an asshole, even without being raised by the snowbilly…I really never thought I would ever have the balls to say something bad about a person with a disability like that, but his assholeitude, at least when I met him, really was beyond belief…

eclecticbrotha September 25, 2009 at 5:30 pm

OK, I’m late to the party but come-fucking-on. This HAS to be a live action South Park episode.

biznesskommunity September 25, 2009 at 5:30 pm

Maybe liberals should rethink expanding broadband internet service into rural areas.

Captain McAwesome September 25, 2009 at 5:34 pm

3:16 ladies and gentlemen. 3:16

eclecticbrotha September 25, 2009 at 5:35 pm

[re=419890]Glanton[/re]: Glanton, get-the-fuck-outta-here. You’re not a progressive. Progressives have a sense of humor. And a functioning brain stem.

Smoke Filled Roommate September 25, 2009 at 5:35 pm

He looks like the type who uses a Jiffy Pop smoke alarm.

Click September 25, 2009 at 5:39 pm

[re=419979]mookworthjwilson[/re]: In that case I stand abashed and suitably chastened.

shadowMark September 25, 2009 at 5:39 pm

[re=419982]biznesskommunity[/re]: Are you kidding? Every minute this guy is inside sitting in front of his webcam is a minute where he is not outside lynching somebody.

Cheney Guevara September 25, 2009 at 5:40 pm

[re=419911]teebob2000[/re]: I think a hyphen might have been more correct.

These days though, Hebraic African is more respectful.

King of the Dipshits September 25, 2009 at 5:41 pm

[re=419979]mookworthjwilson[/re]: My fellow progressives always seem hot for social programs & helping the impoverished until they’re presented with a retarded celebrity asshole. Then it’s fair game to run wild with despicable non-retarded, non-asshole ridicule. Good job, everyone. Pat yourselves on the back. You went to college, this guy most likely didn’t. Yer doin GREAT

Thanks to [re=419890]Glanton[/re] for introducing a fun new kind of post. These just write themselves.

Voyou Charmant September 25, 2009 at 5:41 pm

This is good and all but did you hear him shred some “Smoke on the Water?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTnKkl5wJck

the bf September 25, 2009 at 5:45 pm

this is an awesome glimpse into the future of the GOP.

FlownOver September 25, 2009 at 5:45 pm

[re=419863]George Oscar Bluth[/re]: Leo Fender would be so proud.

Voyou Charmant September 25, 2009 at 5:46 pm

Match made in heaven.

Why are they all congested and marble mouthed?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6jEBfOrFDw

Accordion-o-rama September 25, 2009 at 5:47 pm

[re=419863]George Oscar Bluth[/re]: Sounds like he put the microphone in the rear end of his dog.

hunter.blatherer September 25, 2009 at 5:47 pm

This is one of those “hard working white people” Obama had problems with during the election, isn’t it?

nmmagayar September 25, 2009 at 5:48 pm

[re=419914]fromhils[/re]: oooooh, and shirtless, BONUS

BadKitty September 25, 2009 at 5:49 pm

He has been neutured, right? I mean, on the off chance that some one-toothed balding scraggly-assed meth addict actually gets wasted enough to have sex with him, he ain’t gonna reproduce, right? Poor fucker is so inbred already, I’d hate to see what would pop out.

Smoke Filled Roommate September 25, 2009 at 5:50 pm

[re=419979]mookworthjwilson[/re]: Now I don’t feel so bad for my occasional (all too frequent) laughs at his expense.

user-of-owls September 25, 2009 at 5:51 pm

[re=419979]mookworthjwilson[/re]: You just hate Corky because he’s poor.

snideinplainsight September 25, 2009 at 5:52 pm

I’m sorry but this totally sets of my BS alarm. Semiotics at Brown – that I could believe.

Lazylaces September 25, 2009 at 5:53 pm

Greatest Channel Comment EVAR:
i don’t advocate hitting women but I if i ever saw your mother/sister(same person) I would superman punch that diabetes having cunt right in her fat fuckin jaw for not aborting your repulsive ass. Make sure you stay in the middle of that trailer fatty or you’ll tip the shit over ASAP you obese uneducated human cancer. I hope your entire racist, welfare collecting, family of fat retards dies in a minivan crash you 900 pound excuse for a human.

BadKitty September 25, 2009 at 5:53 pm

In case no one has said this yet, THANK YOU JIM NEWELL! This is the best present EVER! I’m gonna get drunk and watch it again and again.

user-of-owls September 25, 2009 at 5:53 pm

[re=420014]BadKitty[/re]: Pop’s the wrong verb. You were looking for ooze.

Smoke Filled Roommate September 25, 2009 at 5:55 pm

[re=420007]Voyou Charmant[/re]: Fatty Love! Nah, he’d beat her if she ever came home without his Cope Whiskey flavurred diup.

slappypaddy September 25, 2009 at 5:55 pm

[re=419995]Cheney Guevara[/re]: the “slash” was actually freudian, a welling up of what he wants to do to the blacks and jews.

hobospacejunkie September 25, 2009 at 5:56 pm

I’d hit it.

kewlguy42069 September 25, 2009 at 5:56 pm

0:34 — that’s for fags. that’s how faggots do it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlPZq8llJJ4

also mouth cancer rules

Voyou Charmant September 25, 2009 at 5:59 pm

I can not stop watching this motherfuckers videos.

Smoke Filled Roommate September 25, 2009 at 6:00 pm

[re=420031]hobospacejunkie[/re]: I’d run it over in the name of the gene pool.

Voyou Charmant September 25, 2009 at 6:00 pm

[re=420026]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: check the comments and his other videos, that really is his GF.

mdotsota September 25, 2009 at 6:01 pm

Skoalrebel/Santelli ’12!

slappypaddy September 25, 2009 at 6:03 pm

[re=419998]Voyou Charmant[/re]: wow. i went there and watched about 27 seconds of that. you and glanton and the king of the dipshits have taken me right around the corner of myself. suddenly i’m seeing on my youtube a very limited and lonely young man and maybe i’m not seeing straight, but it hurts my heart.

hunter.blatherer September 25, 2009 at 6:05 pm

[re=419850]WheresMyJetpack?[/re]: 10 females to every 7 males, and he’s probably not the worst looking either. So maybe he does have a chance! (or maybe he’s gay since he like flavored snuff)

hunter.blatherer September 25, 2009 at 6:10 pm

[re=419877]Glanton[/re]: registered poor here, and I’m offended that you must think all poor people are stupid. Nobody said anything about his income til you showed up, they were all mocking his ignorance.

Fun fact: most poor people vote Democratic! (oh, but maybe blacks don’t count as poor to you, because they’re lazy, unlike this hardworking white American?)

Click September 25, 2009 at 6:11 pm

[re=419998]Voyou Charmant[/re]: Did he say by “Blue Purple?” Okay, now I feel bad.

Click September 25, 2009 at 6:14 pm

[re=420056]Click[/re]: Nevermind, he was overmodulating. Turning the sound almost all the way down I can make out “Deep.”

Smoke Filled Roommate September 25, 2009 at 6:23 pm

[re=420040]Voyou Charmant[/re]: His “husky wintergreen” video apparently has a ‘translate’ button associated with it.. lmao

Holy Cow!! September 25, 2009 at 6:24 pm

He may live in South Central Kentucky but he has a Southwest Virginia accent.

DP September 25, 2009 at 6:27 pm

And to think that if this jackass could get his bleary ass off the couch and to the polls he’d cancel out my vote.

Bring me another bottle…or better, bring me some whiskey flavored dip…

DP September 25, 2009 at 6:36 pm

[re=419890]Glanton[/re]: You bastard, you screwed my buzz!! It’s friday evening!!!Come back and be serious and shit on Monday.

thebeatgoeson September 25, 2009 at 6:42 pm

How many fucking videos can he fucking make where all he does is say fuck and shit and fucking dips some flavored shit?! Apparently way too fucking many. And his guitar “playing” sucks. And under-educated people don’t have to be racist and poor people don’t have to be ignorant. The use of the n word and the confederate flag were the frosting on the shit sandwich for me.

Reptilicus September 25, 2009 at 6:45 pm

Check out the classic jam, “dipin before i got to bed”. He shows off his new prescription for anti-psychotics at 1:14! Good times.

Count Spatula September 25, 2009 at 6:50 pm

oh MY god. Inbred, cross-eyed, and obese is no way to go through life son.

It’s a nice sentiment, but… all men are NOT created equal

theanswer September 25, 2009 at 6:52 pm

No worries. See all that crap on the stove? This guy dies in a kitchen fire 3 minutes after he posts the video.

loudensspam September 25, 2009 at 6:53 pm

This will get lost in this long line of comments, but the only thing I can think of is a South Park episode… “They took r jobz”

Dean Booth September 25, 2009 at 6:54 pm

This guy is so boorish!

Glanton: If he were rich, he’d be Senator Schkoalvo(R-KY).

Neoyorquino September 25, 2009 at 6:56 pm

Now who can argue with that? I think we’re all in debt to ‘Skoalrebel’ for stating what needed to be said . . .Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age. (Thanks Mel).

pepe September 25, 2009 at 6:56 pm

I can’t stop watching his other videos.

Today we are all skoal rebels!

Smoke Filled Roommate September 25, 2009 at 7:00 pm

In “going for my permit today and dippin” skoalrebel muses about how it’ll be “like his 10th time” taking his driving permit test, some toothless dog that barks at him, and of course, dip.

Dreamer September 25, 2009 at 7:00 pm

How can Obama survive that devastating critique?

By any chance is this the kid that crazy lady from the primary who was yelling about “inadequate black man” gave for adoption?

pepe September 25, 2009 at 7:03 pm

Happier times for our now-pissed-off hero: free dip a whole five can roll of grizz str8

Cheney Guevara September 25, 2009 at 7:03 pm

[re=420028]slappypaddy[/re]: Palin Slash This Guy in 2012!

EdFlinstone September 25, 2009 at 7:20 pm

Skoalrebel from Edmonton Kentucky, which according to the 2000 census, the median household income was just over 18,000 and over 31% live below the poverty line. So hopey(or n****r/jew) gives this dude a 800.00 tax cut and wants more people to have healthcare, signs a bill allowing guns in national parks and hes the worst president ever?? Yup appalachian inbreds, keep voting against your own ecomonic interests, maybe 50-75% percent of ya can live below the poverty line in another generation.

If this deliverance extra ever did try to get a match on eharmony I definetly dont want to see Ms. Skoalrebel.

Suds McKenzie September 25, 2009 at 7:26 pm

Someone pleeease get him a Lightsaber.

Violenza September 25, 2009 at 7:28 pm

I almost puked like 5 times watching the whole thing.

skoalrebelsdad September 25, 2009 at 7:39 pm

Leaf mah boy ahlone! Ur crusifixn him lak u did Britnee when she wuz under tha stress a few years ago. At least he is bein tru and not wearin a wig wif a fake Muslin accent!!!11!!

ethanAZ September 25, 2009 at 7:42 pm

I think we’re witnessing a Rain Man level of autistic intelligence here. I know I wouldn’t be able to organize 187 videos purely based on the type of chewing tobacco I was experimenting with at the time. Someone put this kid on a bus down to Huntsville, NASA needs him…

GreatOldOnesParty September 25, 2009 at 7:45 pm

So THAT’s the guy that does Boomhauer’s voice on King of the Hill!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3C_wLCZ18M

The Jackson Five September 25, 2009 at 7:53 pm

Looks like my favorite youtube channel just done jumped the shark.

MzNicky September 25, 2009 at 7:54 pm

Y’all are actually seeking out and WATCHING, of your own volition, this turd-tard’s music videos and so on? What, this excruciating display wasn’t ENOUGH for you? This lifestyle(/form) is a REVELATION to you? As though they’re not out there every single goddam day, rocking themselves back and forth as they sit at bus stops, wheeling stolen grocery carts full of cheap beer and store-brand chips and opened packages of beef jerky down the sidewalks, perusing guns and cubic-zirconium jewelry at the pawn shop, struggling to haul their whale-like bodies through the Wal-Mart parking lots, smacking their kids in the Dollar General Store, staring gape-mouthed at anyone not wearing a gimme cap and overalls and aiming their 2nd-Amendment-by-God rifles at you from their rusty belching pickup trucks because you’ve still got your Obama bumper sticker on your Toyota? Are you saying this sort of display isn’t COMMON, EVERYDAY HUMAN BEHAVIOR in your snooty-patooty corners of this great nation? You are? Really? God, can I come live with you’uns?! PLEEZE?!! PLEEEZE!!

GreatOldOnesParty September 25, 2009 at 7:56 pm

[re=419747]Click[/re]: Note to self: do NOT kill someone whose job it is to keep track of EVERY HOUSE HE’S BEEN TO and NOT destroy said record. Better luck next time rednecks.

[re=420130]Suds McKenzie[/re]: so true.

kappakid September 25, 2009 at 7:59 pm

Inpeach Obama!

GreatOldOnesParty September 25, 2009 at 8:01 pm

is it me, or does he actually get MORE coherent and intelligable after shoving his face fulla dip?

Smoke Filled Roommate September 25, 2009 at 8:02 pm

Here’s his, excuse me, ‘Mr. Superman’s’ myspace page.

GreatOldOnesParty September 25, 2009 at 8:07 pm

he has a “racing mower”…

ethanAZ September 25, 2009 at 8:08 pm

Ha ha ha ha ha! His occupation is listed as “certified sex machine” HAAAAAAA ha ha ha ha ha ha…

GreatOldOnesParty September 25, 2009 at 8:10 pm

[re=420152]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: wait. that was in his favorites. nm.

GreatOldOnesParty September 25, 2009 at 8:11 pm

[re=420151]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: The number one song on his playlist is by…CREEEEEDD?!

Oldskool September 25, 2009 at 8:12 pm

At his first rally with Joe Plumber we’ll learn he’s only 10 years old.

Bufford T. Justice September 25, 2009 at 8:13 pm

Oh lawls! I do declare I’m getting the vapors!

Maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll succumb to that case of consumption he’s working on.

Atheist Nun September 25, 2009 at 8:22 pm

[re=419890]Glanton[/re]: Oh, looky everybody! A (probably) rich (probably) white liberal overcome with guilt! He’s like the polar opposite of Stank Breath McGee in that video up yonder. Which, by the way, I could only watch about 50 seconds of because Holy Shit I hate poor people! Just like Glanton does, except that I’m more than willing to admit it, instead of projecting my deepest prejudices unto others, anonymously, on the internet, like a pussy.

shadowMark September 25, 2009 at 8:25 pm

[re=420157]Bufford T. Justice[/re]: This guy looks a lot like Private Pyle and in “Full Metal Jacket” Private Pyle never got the chance to hump on down to the Perfume River after nailing his name in the pages of history so these videos might be like SkoalRebel’s version of nailing his name in the pages of history and we’ve helped.

President Beeblebrox September 25, 2009 at 8:29 pm

I’m 12 years old and what is this?

Bufford T. Justice September 25, 2009 at 8:32 pm

[re=420160]shadowMark[/re]: If only he’d check out with an M-14 lead snack as well.

El Pinche September 25, 2009 at 8:39 pm

Apparently , he doesn’t have the sophistication of a Copenhagen man. They say “negro” and their shirts look like they were washed 5 days ago instead of 30.

freeatlast September 25, 2009 at 8:45 pm

[re=419756]Scruffy_The_Janitor[/re]: Well Said

Some of the best comments ever. Thanks.

People on The YouTube are giving him a tongue lashing.

His friend posted this message 8 months ago: “My Grandpa and Grandma both chewed snuff,or tobacco, and both went to heaven when they died.”

Really? I mean. Really? Is this what the internets have come to?

Note to self: Avoid Kentucky at all costs

teebob2000 September 25, 2009 at 8:49 pm

[re=419995]Cheney Guevara[/re]: Ah, but it wasn’t actually a simple labeling of Obama’s heritage. (Jew??) It was more along the lines of a “socialist/communist/nazi/marxist/librul/homo” string of the worst possible epithets you could spew at someone, at least according to this pumpkinhead: nigger and jew.

Click September 25, 2009 at 8:50 pm

I’m thinking one would be well-advised to slip on a pair of diphthongs before walking across this gent’s shotgunshack floor. (thanks Lazy Media)

Click September 25, 2009 at 8:54 pm

[re=419875]Tundra Grifter[/re]: Does it also say, “Shake well before inserting in vagina”?

drpangloss September 25, 2009 at 8:56 pm

What no grammaw yellin from the porch?

I guess it was Cletus’s day to clean the house.

Oh hell to the no September 25, 2009 at 8:57 pm

Is this the Trig Palin of Christmas Future?

freeatlast September 25, 2009 at 8:57 pm

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=95712634&albumID=704938&imageID=2166969

He’s bald because he has cancer and is going through chemo. I bet you all feel horrible now, don’t you?

Click September 25, 2009 at 8:57 pm

[re=420157]Bufford T. Justice[/re]: Of course, when it’s revealed that he actually has cystic fibrosis we’re all going to feel like complete shit.

Oh hell to the no September 25, 2009 at 8:59 pm

[re=420181]freeatlast[/re]: Does he have health insurance? If he does, is it perhaps gov’t run?

My schadenfreude needs to know!

idiot son of an asshole September 25, 2009 at 9:02 pm

[re=420151]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: You are an asshole for linking to that. Thank you.

Lutipold September 25, 2009 at 9:03 pm

I didn’t know Ricky from Trailer Park Boys had a youtube account.

Click September 25, 2009 at 9:05 pm

When skoalrebel sees all those negative YouTube comments he’s gonna be so inbarrassed.

skaboomizzy September 25, 2009 at 9:05 pm

[re=420181]freeatlast[/re]: Cancer, huh? Guesses in order of likelihood:

1) oral
2) lung
3) stomach
4) esophagus

Tundra Grifter September 25, 2009 at 9:08 pm

[re=419794]springfield_meltdown[/re]: Agreed. Upon further review it appears to be a PBR overdose with a possible chaser of some raw green homegrown.

GreatOldOnesParty September 25, 2009 at 9:12 pm

[re=420181]freeatlast[/re]: chemo? aint medicinals aginst teh Buyble in Kennetuck?

Oldskool September 25, 2009 at 9:13 pm

[re=420181]freeatlast[/re]: If he survives, I think it’s safe to say we’re going to be hearing from him again someday and not in a good way.

idiot son of an asshole September 25, 2009 at 9:15 pm

[re=420181]freeatlast[/re]: I know the first thing I do when the doc tells me I have cancer is grab a big ol’ hunk of Red Man and stuff it into my slacked jaw.

Crank Tango September 25, 2009 at 9:17 pm

[re=420183]Click[/re]: [re=420181]freeatlast[/re]: I dunno, it sorta balances out all the nice people in the world who get horrible diseases, no? I kinda wish everyone like this would get the cancer, and let it leave my fucking friends alone. Glanton, does that make me a bad librul?

idiot son of an asshole September 25, 2009 at 9:23 pm

I was watching this video at work when my boss asked me if I could come in tomorrow… I think I’ll spend half the day transcribing this. I think the hearing impaired would get just as much of a kick out of this that we are.

Tundra Grifter September 25, 2009 at 9:34 pm

[re=419890]Glanton[/re]: Poor and stupid are two very, very different things. If any poor person in Kentucky or West Virginia wants to go to college, here’s the ticket:

http://www.berea.edu/about

I don’t think they have a class in how not to be a bigot, however.

Scruffy_The_Janitor September 25, 2009 at 9:36 pm

I don’t know if anyone has said this but..
My problem with Bubba here is not that he is fat, poor, probably lacks hygene…that goes without saying…my problem is that he’s the type
who thinks he deserves a lot of things, like prastatu’ion, without having to work for any of it

lawrenceofthedesert September 25, 2009 at 9:51 pm

[re=420203]Tundra Grifter[/re]: As Mr. Ron White has famously noted, the difference between poor and stupid is that you can’t fix stupid.

Famous Glanton’s: 1. A 19th century hired gun for the Mexican government whose assignment was to massacre Apaches. He and his posse got out of control and started wasting any and everybody, until some Quechan Indians killed them. He figures in a Cormac McCarthy novel. 2. Black Republican political associate of Dick Thornburgh of Pennsylvania who is now the head of a broadcasting group in Philadelphia. 3. Is there much of a difference between 1 and 2? (This will be a study question in Peggy Noonan’s class.)

OffTheRecord September 25, 2009 at 10:25 pm

[re=419743]RobertP[/re]: I knew he was from Kentucky from the screen grab. I give up.

BobTheBuilder September 25, 2009 at 10:27 pm

[re=420151]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Jesus Christ, the guy’s got SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY-THREE MySpace friends.

Not to mention Glanton.

BobTheBuilder September 25, 2009 at 10:32 pm

I love the inspired way he starts his video, hawking up a huge wet cough. Movie magic.

shadowMark September 25, 2009 at 10:53 pm

[re=420217]BobTheBuilder[/re]: Movie magic

1) REC
2) Blair Witch Project
3) Whatever the fuck this video is
4) Cloverfield

Whatever the fuck this video is I liked it better than Cloverfield but less than the Blair Witch Project.

Godless Liberal September 25, 2009 at 10:58 pm

Someone needs to take his Copenhagen away if he’s going to use Skoal in his screen name. Those two things are as different as George Jones and Travis Tritt, or Alabama and Auburn.

Carrabuda September 25, 2009 at 11:18 pm

[re=420043]slappypaddy[/re]: Wow, slappypaddy, I think I love you.

Bad_Squishy September 25, 2009 at 11:30 pm

One hundred eighty-four youtube videos on hatin Obama and lovin dip? Too much time on his hands.

Someone buy this guy a gift certificate to the University of Pheonix. Someday, he too can burst into flames…

Potater September 25, 2009 at 11:44 pm

Best youtube comment:

“thischild was left behind”

mookworthjwilson September 25, 2009 at 11:50 pm

[re=420181]freeatlast[/re]: not really. i figure the cancer is his punishment for using the word nigger so much.

NYNYNY September 25, 2009 at 11:50 pm

[re=419767]Guppy06[/re]: I would have gone with ” Bring me Skoal and a cookie” and then seen if anyone figured it out.

mookworthjwilson September 25, 2009 at 11:55 pm

[re=420151]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: that’s the worst myspace page in teh history of myspace pages

skaboomizzy September 26, 2009 at 12:05 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t858-16FRdc&feature=channel

This one doesn’t make quite a political stand, but he jams half a can of that crap into his mouth, can’t keep it in there, and someone keeps smacking him with a flyswatter

Whatever Blows Your Skirt September 26, 2009 at 12:28 am

Y’all didn’t grow up in TX obviously if you didn’t know what the “whap, whap, whap” was.

Only candy asses (sorry dated myself) dipped anything other than Copenhagen. The Skoal users were considered wimps but still part of the club. But FLAVORED DIP was for complete pansies!!!!!

Even in the rich well healed neighborhoods of Houston we had a few of these. Though somebody of this guy’s intellectual status could have only come from the “real” south.

(It’s true, Texas ain’t a part of the south, course then the south ain’t Texas either, I guess that’s a good thing?)

sezme September 26, 2009 at 12:35 am

Glanton/Denby 2012! (though it must be said that banning snark is fuckin’ gay)

ms_mcgee September 26, 2009 at 1:09 am

Yep. There’s a big dip involved here.

ms_mcgee September 26, 2009 at 1:16 am

[re=419786]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: He’s got indoor chairs that double as lawn furniture. What more could you ask for?

Mr Blifil September 26, 2009 at 2:12 am

Let the EEEEEEGLE SO-O-O-O-AAAR…
Like it’s never SOO-OOO-AAAA-AAA-RRED BEE-FOOOAAAARRRREEEE!!!!

Zorg September 26, 2009 at 2:20 am

Excellent! Can we begin the Obama Terror now? And round up these class enemies and exterminate them now? Please?

HomoSuperior September 26, 2009 at 3:41 am

This is so focking depressing. I just finished telling my Glenn Beck watching, Palin supporting, gay marriage abhorring, teabagger of a Grandmother over cocktails about how my generation (the 18-25 year old youngs) don’t care about race, sexuality, abortion, or any of the social issues the Republicans have won on in the past, and how basically conservatism is a dying ideology. And then I see this fat bastard. I just realized that we will never evolve past this. Americans will always be prejudiced and self-destructive. Americans will never follow in European footsteps and stop being such pubescent bitches. We’ll never grow out of religion, sexual repression, and self-centeredness. I’m moving to Sweden. And I’m taking the FIT trainer with me.

HomoSuperior September 26, 2009 at 3:52 am

*doesn’t. Also, the one good thing about this video is that we have finally found a logical and coherent voice for the teabaggers/birthers/deathers. He is obviously a much better choice than Glenn Beck. He actually makes more sense. Also.

Dreamer September 26, 2009 at 5:07 am

[re=419890]Glanton[/re]: I know plenty of poor people who didn’t go to college but they are not bigoted morons. You are just being a dick.

blargh September 26, 2009 at 7:36 am

[re=419786]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Oy, not funny alla suttin:http://www.youtube.com/user/jessicaannjones#play/all/uploads-all/1/m6jEBfOrFDw

There will be spawn.

blargh September 26, 2009 at 8:13 am

Ugh, link fail. Just finished reading the thread and someone else had already pointed the girlfriend out, anyway. She hurts my heart more than he does.

loquaciousmusic September 26, 2009 at 8:46 am

What is the symbol on his hand, please?

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=95712634&albumID=704938&imageID=2166969#a=704938&i=3169594

I am not smart enough to know these things.

These are the best comments ever.

AuBricker September 26, 2009 at 9:07 am

How can you not be persuaded by that finely-articulated speech?

EdFlinstone September 26, 2009 at 9:31 am

In my dream, skoalrebel was locked in a room with Lady Noonington to discuss the pros and cons of Hopey.

comicbookguy September 26, 2009 at 9:41 am

In one video he says Im fuckin pissed and in anothe he says im fuckin happy and i cant tell the diff

loquaciousmusic September 26, 2009 at 9:49 am

I have made a tribute to SkoalRebel, true American, using the pictures from his MySpace page. This is the most important movie you have ever seen.

http://s691.photobucket.com/albums/vv276/wonkettribute/?action=view&current=ATributetoSkoalRebel-Large.flv

slappypaddy September 26, 2009 at 10:03 am

note to all the kaintucks and others similars: if’n you doan wanna have the fun bein made a-you-alls on the internets, doan be makin fools a-yersells on the same an such. you do know what a fool is, doncha? well, go look in the mirra, it’s that thing over the bathroom sink where you kin see everthang in the bathroom, only backerds.

note to all the supercilious libtards: someone has to do the dirty work. carry on.

comicbookguy September 26, 2009 at 10:05 am

Worst. Chickenfucker. Ever.

OhTheHorror September 26, 2009 at 10:34 am

Let me guess, Clat County, right? I’d know that jive anywhere!

OhTheHorror September 26, 2009 at 10:36 am

One more time ( must have been that Harvard journalism course)
Let me guess, Clay County, right? I know that jive anywhere.

Ye Olde Fap-Smith September 26, 2009 at 10:41 am

[re=420297]loquaciousmusic[/re]: A beautiful tribute to a beautiful ‘Merkin. The Smiths soundtrack was a lovely touch, really complimented the soulful/misunderstood nature of skoalrebel.

loquaciousmusic September 26, 2009 at 10:49 am

[re=420309]Ye Olde Fap-Smith[/re]: Thanks, Fappy. While I was standing in the shower this morning, it came to me: when Morrissey wrote that song, he was writing about SkoalRebel.

King of the Dipshits September 26, 2009 at 10:49 am

[re=420301]comicbookguy[/re]: What a truly unpleasant image you have conjured up on a Saturday morning.

I was just listening to an NPR story about people who object to the Orthodox Jewish practice of Kapparot (i.e. waving a chicken around over your head in an attempt to transfer you sins to the chicken). I guess those chickens have it easy compared to the ones who live near Skoalrebel’s trailer.

nader paul kucinich gravel September 26, 2009 at 10:57 am

The Dancing Israelis of 9/11 in NYC
now demand
The United States start & fight more wars for Israel.

Ventura Sheehan Perot Paul Nader McKinney Kucinich Kaptur Gravel Gonzalez Clemente Choate Carter Baldwin Anderson

PsycGirl September 26, 2009 at 11:01 am

Arguing with you, sir, would be like arguing with a dining room table. A dining room table heavily laden with fast food, Hot Pockets, Vienna sausages, PBR beer and Skoal and dirty socks.

slappypaddy September 26, 2009 at 11:04 am

[re=420297]loquaciousmusic[/re]: you win today’s special webby award.

SeminoleInDior September 26, 2009 at 11:21 am

[re=420297]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Speechless.

freeatlast September 26, 2009 at 11:25 am

[re=420297]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Fucking Brilliant.

Also, that’s a Star of David on his hand, albeit, misaligned. He was probably trying to draw it while looking in a mirror. I know, I know. This seems like a contradiction, but he’s more complex than he leads on. He smokes Kool cigarettes. Also.

I just keep coming back for more. It really is the gift that keeps on giving. His girlfriend’s Insecurities & Beauty VLOG is precious.

I’m not so sure he’s as stupid as he looks. When he declares that he’d make prostitution legal (5:26), he clarifies: “I’d definitely make prostitution legal. NOT ILLEGAL. LEGAL.” This is surely self awareness. He can appreciate that the average viewer can’t tell the difference between his pronunciation of the two words due to that big dip that he’s sucking on and the bag of marbles tucked just under his tongue.

freeatlast September 26, 2009 at 11:37 am

Holy fuck. When I looked at the YouTube video last night there were about 800 views. Now there are 45k! Let’s just hope that he keeps on huffing long enough to allow more people the opportunity to see that ignorance is still alive and well…but currently distracted with dippin.

Reminds me of this great Onion story:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28559

OffTheRecord September 26, 2009 at 11:39 am

[re=420297]loquaciousmusic[/re]: For the record, I haven’t watched the original youtube video because I try to avoid things that I know are going to make me want to die, but this stirring tribute of made me realize something awful. I feel sympathy for this creature and this is why, no matter how hard I try, I will never be able to give up on the god forsaken land of my birth. He is just a sad excuse for a human being and cannot be happy. Although, no one in eky is happy. It is the most depressed area of the county, and really for good reason. I just want to smack him upside the head and read him a book and take him to the dentist. And this is why my life will be wasted and miserable.

AnnieGetYourFun September 26, 2009 at 11:52 am

[re=420312]King of the Dipshits[/re]: I was just posting the shit out of that on FB. What the fuck is with religious people?

Click September 26, 2009 at 11:57 am

[re=420297]loquaciousmusic[/re]: A beautiful and moving tribute to a face that’s launched a thousand spits.

Quarterback September 26, 2009 at 11:57 am

This guy is a class A jerk. He was my professor in my “Exchange Rates and International Capital Markets” class at Yale. He gave me a B because I wouldn’t buy into his elitist tirades. Smart people can be such assholes sometimes. And another thing, just because your tenured, its no reason to dress like a slob. It just pisses me off man.

deleteboy September 26, 2009 at 11:59 am

This here fella is in a house trailer – I mean – who has a stove right behind him as he posts? Amirite?

Go Figure September 26, 2009 at 12:16 pm

Ok I’ll admit I could not watch beyond the first 41 seconds.

But I will say this guy is a winner!

I think if Glenn Beck can have a show, this guy should too.

How about: “Trailer Trash Matters” for the title?

I love that his stove probably does not work (or maybe he can’t afford to get the propane tank refilled), and he is now using it as a desktop.

That may be a major cause of burnt-to-the-ground trailer house fires.

His compelling & down home banter are a perfect compliment to the Beck hate forum.

He may appeal to the whole meth head/hillbilly demographic the FOX network has been missing!

shadowMark September 26, 2009 at 12:30 pm

[re=420323]OffTheRecord[/re]: I just want to … take him to the dentist

Yet the pygmies appeared relaxed now—at least until Amy came crashing back through the underbrush. Then there were shouts and swiftly drawn bows; Amy was terrified and ran to Peter, jumping up on him and clutching his chest—and making him thoroughly muddy.

The pygmies engaged in a lively discussion among themselves, trying to decide what Amy’s arrival meant. Several questions were asked of Munro. Finally, Elliot set Amy back down on the ground and said to Munro, “What did you tell them?”

“They wanted to know if the gorilla was yours, and I said yes. They wanted to know if the gorilla was female, and I said yes. They wanted to know if you had relations with the gorilla; I said no. They said that was good, that you should not become too attached to the gorilla, because that would cause you pain.”

“Why pain?”

“They said when the gorilla grows up, she will either run away into the forest and break your heart or kill you.”

– “Congo,” Michael Crichton

Smoke Filled Roommate September 26, 2009 at 12:33 pm

[re=420297]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Stunningly poignant.

screwtheright September 26, 2009 at 12:34 pm

Why isn’t this charming Gentleman married?

Jim89048 September 26, 2009 at 1:38 pm

[re=419901]Prommie[/re]: As for the car on blocks, I’d guess a Camaro, or a Trans-Am. Generically-speaking, it’s a Trans-Camaro. I get my information here:
http://www.drbukk.com/gmhom/park.html

King of the Dipshits September 26, 2009 at 1:55 pm

[re=420324]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: No shit. How does something like that even start; it doesn’t make any sense. First of all it would take a much bigger bird if you are going to have any chance of transferring a whole years worth of sin – I’m thinking an albatross or perhaps condor but they would probably really mess you up if you grabbed them by the wings and started waiving them over your head.

shadowMark September 26, 2009 at 1:58 pm

[re=420345]Jim89048[/re]:

…the thoughtful placement of ‘found objects’ such as matched grocery carts, yard appliances and an exercise machine evokes that majestic sensation. Vandals and thieves take heed! There are five dogs chained up in strategic places, along with 25 cats who amazingly, all looked exactly alike! The camera couldn’t capture the love of animals that permeated the atmosphere. Truly, this home has earned the title, a Great Mobile Home of Mississippi.

I’m going to be thinking of “yard appliances” all weekend now.

King of the Dipshits September 26, 2009 at 2:05 pm

[re=420297]loquaciousmusic[/re]: An inspired work of true genius, like Elton John’s “Candle in the Wind/Goodbye English Rose” video. Now if only SkoalRebel’s life were to be tragically cut short it would be perfect.

Servo September 26, 2009 at 2:17 pm

Jeebus H. Copenhagen Christ!
Exactly what, Dippity Douchebag, do you have to lose? You have absolutely nothing that anyone (including the gubmint) wants.
Now, put another whiskey dip in yer trash can mouth and go back to rimming yer mutt.

Jim89048 September 26, 2009 at 2:46 pm

[re=420349]shadowMark[/re]: Back when the intarwebz were still new, and so was my 1st digital camera, I sent them a picture and it got published! It’s on this page, the one from CA:
http://www.drbukk.com/gmhom/other.html
My first shot at fame, and here I am all these years later wishing I could be skoalrebel…

Click September 26, 2009 at 2:56 pm

[re=420354]Jim89048[/re]: The anasazi trailer park is my favorite.

Smoke Filled Roommate September 26, 2009 at 3:16 pm

[re=420345]Jim89048[/re]: You’re making me want to go find my BillyBob Teef and wear them around the house for a bit..

Canuck13652 September 26, 2009 at 3:18 pm

[re=419852]Glanton[/re]: We’re laughing at stupid people, not poor people.

El Pinche September 26, 2009 at 3:45 pm

Is this guy featured on RedState as a Common Sense American Hero yet?

He definitely qualifies as the next asshole to represent conservatards following Joe Wilson.

Next teabagger sign:
SKOALREBEL IS RIGHT!!

Smoke Filled Roommate September 26, 2009 at 3:59 pm

Skoalrebel anagram: Bleak Loser! Wow, this is just starting to depress me now..

angrycrank September 26, 2009 at 4:13 pm

This charming gentleman represents the Republicans’ entire remaining base. They should run this as a campaign ad for 2010.

shadowMark September 26, 2009 at 4:23 pm

[re=420354]Jim89048[/re]: Your next shot at fame–the one that will pay off–is when you hook up with filmmaker Werner Herzog. Those pictures are a Werner Herzog film just waiting to happen. Maybe even a Herzog trilogy. Get Final Draft and do the screenplay(s). I hear Mischa Barton is out of work again. I would make her SkoalRebel’s obscure object of desire. Who should play SkoalRebel? That could be the next big Hollywood scramble.

Jim89048 September 26, 2009 at 4:30 pm

[re=420371]shadowMark[/re]: I might just go with the more readily available talents of [re=420297]loquaciousmusic[/re]: , whose photo montage made me laugh ’til I cried, as if I had any tears left after viewing skoalrebel’s original work…

shadowMark September 26, 2009 at 4:32 pm

[re=420368]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Depress you? SkoalRebel’s thread is still happening after more than 382 posts and Peggy Noonan’s thread has bogged down at 85. This is better than Meghan beating Beck. This is a happyface time and not an ironic Watchmen kind of happyface with blood on it. Well, maybe a happyface with tobacco spit on it but not ironic tobacco spit.

AddHomonym September 26, 2009 at 4:43 pm

[re=419877]Glanton[/re]: So intolerant!

Hutch September 26, 2009 at 5:07 pm

Jeez, I am totally late to the party.

I made it to 3.44, but those weird faces he made cramming snuff in his mouth were too much. LOVE the comments on his youtube page, especially the guy who wrote:

God that’s hot.
Shove more of that chew in your mouth, baby.
Oh yeah, mooore.
GOD YES SHOW ME YOUR SPITOON

Too funny! Oh, and Come Back, Glanton! Did we scare ya?

hobospacejunkie September 26, 2009 at 5:11 pm

Someone please alert skoalrebel to the existence of porntube. I imagine he & his ladyfriend could cook up some hot Kentucky love for our viewing pleasure. Copenhagen as sexual enhancement device.

Jim89048 September 26, 2009 at 5:17 pm

Much as I’d love to hang around and help push this thread to the 1K comments mark, it’s time to head off to the Harvest Festival of Deep-Fried Foods and Dirt Track Racing with the rest of the villagers. bbl

alkybookworm September 26, 2009 at 5:37 pm

I know I had seen that picture before! It’s in the OED under the word “Inbred”

Jukesgrrl September 26, 2009 at 6:26 pm

[re=419929]Glanton[/re]: My two grandfathers were both immigrants to rural Pennsylvania and uneducated; one worked as a bricklayer and the other as a coal miner — both non-union. They were SO POOR my father’s job as a child was to hike along the railroad tracks picking up coal that fell off trains — that’s what they used to heat their house. My mother’s job as a child was to wash clothes for the boarders her parents took in to meet the rent. But somehow both those families had enough brains to insist their children finish high school and get work. This second generation saved their union or military wages and insisted their children go to college.

How many generations do you think skoalrebel’s family has been in this country, where public education and public libraries are available, even in the former Confederacy? What do you suppose the reason is that he can’t take a shower, spit out the chaw, quit spewing profanity and racial invectives, and act like an adult human? It’s not as if he’s totally stupid — he knows how to record videos and post them on the Internet. He’s got enough money to buy a camera, a computer, chewing tobacco, food, and rebel flags.

Awwww, he’s poor. Boo hoo. That gives him the right to call our president a “nigger/Jew”? That gives him the right to feel repressed because prostitution is illegal? That gives him the right to claim he’s a “real American” and the person who regulates tobacco sales is not?

Skoalrebel is a fail, but you, Glanton, are an epic fail.

risqueclay September 26, 2009 at 6:32 pm

Perhaps he should use a funnel to more efficiently cram tobacco into his mouth. Always worked for me!

jasper f. krone September 26, 2009 at 6:41 pm

I have written to Hero Builders and requested that they begin manufacturing a Skoalrebel Action Figure. I would pay up to $3.95 for such a thing.

Hutch September 26, 2009 at 6:47 pm

[re=420386]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Well said. Win.

An Outhouse September 26, 2009 at 7:12 pm

Flavoured oxycontin is still available, right?

Servo September 26, 2009 at 7:26 pm

Just give him the country!

GreatOldOnesParty September 26, 2009 at 7:30 pm

I agree that his race-baiting is a Freudian Slip, but think you are all missing the term “nigger/Jew”. He’s not talking about about racismz, he’s talking about “SLASH”. He just wants to see some good ole Blacks-on-Jews pr0n!
Preferably anything with Naomi Russell, Kelly Devine or Daphne Rosen.
However, his redneck ethnicity won’t let him acually express these urges so he takes out his frustrations on teh Preznit.

Servo September 26, 2009 at 7:39 pm

Full. Frontal. Stupidity.

blargh September 26, 2009 at 7:49 pm

The girlfriend appears to have gone, sort of; her Myface reveals that her current love has two babies and she’s sooo happy just keeping house. Skoalrebel’s says that no girl will go out with him, he doesn’t know why, and it’s pissing him off.

@3:13 of his “100 subs” video — in which Our Hero packs a whole can of dip whilst grunting objections to being fly-swatted and flicked at with a lighter — is the deathless line “Ah unnaa mo uh the fuckin dennis there’s suhin rong wi mah fuckin tuuuth.”

Glanton, this critter is able to vote.

shadowMark September 26, 2009 at 7:53 pm

[re=420393]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: So–just for instance, to illustrate the concept–we’d have Barbra Streisand dressed as Captain Kirk and Barack Obama as Lt. Uhura.

Barbra/Kirk: Lt. Uhura, open a hailing frequency and… Say, you are looking ravishing today.

Obama/Uhura: Captain, please, we’re on the bridge.

(Barbra/Kirk crosses to Obama/Uhura)

Barbra/Kirk: I don’t care who knows. I can’t hide my feelings any longer.

(Barbra/Kirk kneels and buries her head between Obama/Kirk’s legs and under his scarlet dress.)

(Spock pointedly stares into his science viewer. Chekov and Sulu pointedly stare ahead at the main screen. Scotty openly stares at Barbra/Kirk and Obama/Uhura, a big engineer smile on his face.)

– Something like that? Or is that too Trekkie?

shadowMark September 26, 2009 at 7:57 pm

[re=420396]shadowMark[/re]: Oops. I was…enjoying…typing that too much and messed up the final stage direction. Should read:

(Barbra/Kirk kneels and buries her head between Obama/Uhura’s legs and under his scarlet dress.)

BrownPenance September 26, 2009 at 8:00 pm

[re=419920]notwavingbutdrowning[/re]: Boy do I hate to be such a lurking troll. And let it be said that I don’t buy Glanton’s argument that poverty is being mocked here. But your use of “moral relativism” betrays a complete lack of understanding of what it is, and I have no idea how it could possibly describe what Glanton is saying. In order to prevent you (a nice seeming person) from embarrassment when you use it in real conversation, here is a primer: http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/moral-relativism/

g00gander September 26, 2009 at 8:05 pm

Trigg! You are all growed up!

BrownPenance September 26, 2009 at 8:11 pm

[re=420386]Glanton[/re]: I guess your feelings about this are going to depend on whether you think our friend Skoalrebel has the ability to be other than the way he is. Whether free will is possible. I am not sure. As to humor, I find nothing about the video lolworthy other than the narcoleptic behavior. But it does not follow from my lack of amusement that those who are amused are morally flawed. They just think he talks funny and is cartoonishly stupid. A video of a very rich celebrity talking stupid would inspire laughter in these same people, so the explanation of reaction as classist doesn’t seem plausible.

By the way, here’s a privileged person being filthy and talking stupid!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyF1BVHABoI

Hutch September 26, 2009 at 8:47 pm

[re=420401]BrownPenance[/re]: I love filthy stupid celebrities. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onqZv-w707I

PsycGirl September 26, 2009 at 8:52 pm

[re=420386]Jukesgrrl[/re]: You go grrrl!

PsycGirl September 26, 2009 at 8:55 pm

[re=420400]g00gander[/re]: No one with Down Syndrome is that hateful.

Hutch September 26, 2009 at 9:00 pm

[re=420401]BrownPenance[/re]: Non Sequitur.

GreatOldOnesParty September 26, 2009 at 9:08 pm

[re=420396]shadowMark[/re]: slashy. VERY slashy.

Crank Tango September 26, 2009 at 9:20 pm

[re=420386]Jukesgrrl[/re]: well put.

PalinsAfterbirth September 26, 2009 at 10:12 pm

“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

Kate September 26, 2009 at 10:34 pm

I am so glad that you guys identified him as a Kentuckian. I was worried that this was his first commercial, and that he was going to run for Governor of Oklahoma. He’d have a good chance of winning, you know…

Click September 26, 2009 at 11:45 pm

[re=420399]BrownPenance[/re]: wavingnotdrowning was referring to the fact that Skoalrebel would consider it moral to have sex with his relatives. Try to keep up.

Dreamer September 26, 2009 at 11:51 pm

[re=420386]Jukesgrrl[/re]: great rant!

Catholics4Condoms September 27, 2009 at 1:04 am

[re=419754]timmy_the_tooth[/re]: Guy can’t even play power chords worth anything. 2 things: camera position and editing?

Catholics4Condoms September 27, 2009 at 1:07 am

He didn’t say anything about healthcare reform. Will he need a public option when he has to get surgery for his mouth cancer?

slowuncle September 27, 2009 at 3:40 am

“Dixie Classics”, his t shirt proudly proclaims–=he is indeed that, and so much more
I just pray that when he stands up for what he believes in, he doesn’t kick over his ‘mud bucket’
——wait, Obama is banning Cope Whiskey dip?? Sheeeeeit now aahm piss off too!!!!

AddHomonym September 27, 2009 at 4:26 am

[re=420425]Click[/re]: WIN! Thank you. Brownie was really starting to bring the conversation down (up?)

schvitzatura September 27, 2009 at 6:34 am

[re=419929]Glanton[/re]: The England Lowland planters abused the freedom-lovin’ Ulster Scots-Irish so much, they lit out across the Catoctins, the Blue Ridge, through the Cumberland Gap and settled into the hollers of Western Virginia and Kentucky…they had to kill many Tuscaroras, Monacan, and Cherokee, so their progeny’s progeny’s progeny could live in squalor, just like they did back in their peaty holes in Killyclogher, Ballygawley, and Loughmacrory. They were the sepoys and vanguard for the conquest and settlement of the near “beyond the pale” frontier in the Eastern United States. And stayed there. And became consumers of Hot Pockets and flavored snuff.

Here’s a quote from 1844 , by John L. “Manifest Destiny” O’Sullivan about Kentucky:

Curiosity is natural to the soul of man, and interesting objects have a powerful influence on our affections. Lo these influencing powers actuate, by the permission or disposal of Providence, from selfish or social views, yet in time the mysterious will of Heaven is unfolded ….Thus we behold Kentucky, lately a howling wilderness … become a fruitful field; this region, so favorably distinguished by nature, now become the habitation of civilization….We behold the foundations of cities laid, that, in all probability, will equal the glory of the greatest on earth.

O’Sully would probably want to reconsider his opinion on the Kentucky Project, on seeing this young lad, so full of promise and vigor.

You really think this mouth breather (or his contemporaries) would care for any idea of social uplift? These Ulster descendants just want to be left alone in their isolation and squalor, free of entanglements with anything resembling a central authority (benevolent or otherwise). These are the descendants of the assholes that Washington had to bring up short in the Whiskey and Shay’s Rebellion in Pennsylvania, just as the country was getting started and was in jeopardy of destruction.

schvitzatura September 27, 2009 at 6:55 am

If Young Racialist Kentuckian had a brain in his head and the aptitude, he’d qualify for what would have to be his dream job:

U.S. Smokeless Tobacco Co. – Undergraduate Intern Brand Management

• Assist in development of marketing programs.
• Execute promotional plans, product, packaging, and point of sale materials.
• Advise Brand Manager of competitive activities and marketing trends.
• Provide day to day direction to agency and cross-functional partners on project basis.
• Analyze business results/program results and makes recommendations for future plans.
• Analyze competitive marketplace trends and makes recommendations on actions to address them.

With all his ingenious blending of various snuff and chaw stuffed in his gob, he’d be a natural!

But, alas…

BlueMark September 27, 2009 at 10:40 am

Has anyone noted that Obama hasn’t actually “outlawd” flavored snuff? He signed a bill, passed by Congress, that creates FDA regulation of tobacco products, under which the FDA this week started a ban on candy and fruit flavored *cigarettes* aimed at children. As yet, there is no ban on whiskey flavored Copenhagen dip.

Speaking of dips … over 180 YouTubes? Recorded from a lawn chair in front of a non functioning stove in a camper kitchen? He is not an inbred mouthbreather, he is the Appalachian Andy Kaufman! People … this is performance art!

Holding Out for a Hero September 27, 2009 at 10:47 am

Oh Lord have mercy. I’m never admitting to having been born in Kentucky ever again.

Servo September 27, 2009 at 11:59 am

[re=420444]schvitzatura[/re]:
Very well done. *applauds and raises beer*
interesting objects have a powerful influence on our affections.
Hence TruckNutz.

lulzmonger September 27, 2009 at 12:53 pm

The Jindal/skoalrebel tickit will pwwwn you stupid moran libz reel good in 2012!!11!!1

MFAWG September 27, 2009 at 2:20 pm

Gaaaah! He skates! I’d like to see him down at my Negro-Jew infested local park so we can run his ass over like the poseur he undoubtedly is.

KBuster September 27, 2009 at 2:45 pm

my life goal is to get ALL the dip

Crank Tango September 27, 2009 at 2:47 pm

[re=420463]lulzmonger[/re]: well, no one has ever seen skoalrebel and bobby jindal together at the same time, in one place, so that might be problematic.

and
[re=420464]MFAWG[/re]:
yeah I seriously doubt he actually skates.

and Bill Saffire is dead. not a good week for the old conservatives, eh?

jasper f. krone September 27, 2009 at 3:18 pm

[re=420467]Crank Tango[/re]: Dammit! He was the one ex-Nixon speechwriter who managed to redeem himself subsequently. I used to read “On Language” religiously, when the NYT was my local paper. Now it costs something like $4.75 an issue for remote delivery, so screw ‘em.

Jim89048 September 27, 2009 at 3:21 pm

Unlike most other old dead white conservatives, Safire was occasionally useful and entertaining. I will shed no eagle tears for him though.

Crank Tango September 27, 2009 at 3:23 pm

[re=420470]jasper f. krone[/re]: yeah I used to read it a lot too–you can read it online on the NYT site tho, but I confess it has really bored the crap out of me in recent years, so I usually just read “the ethicist” and whatever else in the magazine that looks good.

octupletsmom September 27, 2009 at 3:34 pm

I wonder: are we fighting for access to health care for this man? Not that I will stop fighting for health care, assuming that this is the case.

But it would be so fucking ironic.

Jim89048 September 27, 2009 at 3:49 pm

[re=420473]octupletsmom[/re]: Yes. And yes.

hrhkingfriday September 27, 2009 at 4:05 pm

[re=420473]octupletsmom[/re]: No, he’ll be dumb enough to try think the public (free) plan is a conspiracy to vaccinate him with pig aids. He’ll also hide from the census. Win, win!

Gallowglass September 27, 2009 at 4:12 pm

[re=420473]octupletsmom[/re]: In 10-15 years someone’s gonna have to step up and do something about his bypass surgery and lip and mouth cancer.

octupletsmom September 27, 2009 at 4:25 pm

[re=420312]King of the Dipshits[/re]: ZOMG (so to speak) was not that NPR chicken story creepy? Chickens dying, in New York City, for the sins of 21st century New Yorkers? Not chickens being sacrificed in a primitive jungle society in a third-world country. Chickens being sacrificed–to die for someone’s sins!–on a NYC sidewalk!

Take those people and drop them deep in a plaguey jungle, out of sight of civilized people like, say, myself. Please.

Crank Tango September 27, 2009 at 5:01 pm

Nobama needs to fuckin bring back Arrested Development. Fuckin gay as HELL!

notwavingbutdrowning September 27, 2009 at 5:20 pm

[re=420297]loquaciousmusic[/re]: That was almost . . . poignant. (Damn you Morrissey for your capacity to evoke sympathy in the midst of our derision!)

spencer September 27, 2009 at 5:24 pm

Cowboys can no longer buy Vanilla and Strawberry Long Cut Skoal? Gay as hell! What will big brother do next to emasculate our population, ban rainbows?

shadowMark September 27, 2009 at 5:39 pm

[re=420490]spencer[/re]: I’ve done some research and I found you can buy edible underwear ( “the more you lick the better they taste” ) in ten flavors, cherry, chocolate, forbidden fruit, mint, passion fruit, pina colada, pink champagne, strawberry champagne, strawberry chocolate and vanilla but not in tobacco flavor.

Is this what the elites call a “market inefficiency?”

El Pinche September 27, 2009 at 5:46 pm

So I sent our retarded a friend an youtube message. I told him his username was lame, and gave him some suggestions:

* Powerskids
* ViolentFart
* …And you will know me by the Trail of Dip Spit Cups
* Blarrggh Cffggh Arghhkckkckk
* zZxenophobicrazorxD
* MyMouthNeedstoDie

Theda Bara September 27, 2009 at 6:19 pm

“I’m not showin’ a Nazi sign….”

::time passes::

“He’s a Nigger/Jew…….”

Cognitive Dissonance?

MalS September 27, 2009 at 6:26 pm

[re=419667]Come here a minute[/re]:

Yeah, but banning them is apparently even more gay. Who knew?

MortSinclair September 27, 2009 at 6:36 pm

On the up side, we can see a little evolution in process here. Note the unusually small aperture where a mouth would be. In a few generations, this individual’s offspring are likely to have no mouth at all. They’ll simply have a dimple where the hole used to be. Makes feeding difficult. Suspect we’re looking at something pretty close to the end of the line.

notwavingbutdrowning September 27, 2009 at 6:39 pm

[re=420386]Jukesgrrl[/re]: well said.

[re=420444]schvitzatura[/re]: Also, Kan-tuk-kee, the “dark and bloody ground.” These are my ancestors. Fortunately some of them managed to get the hell out of the hollows and backwoods and mines and the shallow fucking end of the gene pool. (Some of them married Cherokees. Biodiversity is a good thing.) Thanks to goddamn gubberment programs like public schools and the GI Bill. And thanks to goddamn socialist worker organizing interference in practices like child labor. Granddaughter of Wobblies. Woot.

[re=420399]BrownPenance[/re]: The SEP! Good Lord. Kudos on being more pedantic than I am. Did I send you a link to a glossary of literary terms so that you can read up on the categories of satire and comedy so as to better inform yourself of the difference between finding something funny versus finding something worthy of derision? No. Why? Because we are all half-assed smart-asses here. Join with me in being a moran.

Anyhoo, I stand by my use of the philosophical category of “bullshit.” It is my field of expertise.

Smoke Filled Roommate September 27, 2009 at 6:49 pm

[re=420503]MortSinclair[/re]: I guess Daddy Dipshit will just have to insert the tobacco up the poor thing’s ass..

Jim89048 September 27, 2009 at 6:54 pm

[re=420504]notwavingbutdrowning[/re]: They are my people, too. The Depression sent them up the Ohio Valley looking for work, and eventually the war effort demanded a lot of rubber products so it paid off. Grandparents went back to Kentucky after retirement. Maybe that’s why I can’t give up deeyup, but not flavored, cuz that’s–well, you know…

dijetlo September 27, 2009 at 8:15 pm

Being a retard isn’t notable, hell our last President, his Vice President, Secretaries of State and Defense were all a couple of fries short of a happy meal. A dim witted racist red-neck is no more worthy of comment than a fart smelling liberal, but this chuckle head transcends all normal boundaries. When it comes to repulsive beliefs, speech and habits this guy is the individual for whom the phrase “Beyond the Pale” was invented. He appears to be a fusion of good ole boy, Boy George, Forrest Gump and Nathan Bedford Forrest rolled into a single snuff pinching package and the cherry on this ice cream sunday is he appears to have mastered the internets and the you-tubes. Amazing.
We need to get teams out into that God forsaken hellscape he calls home before that gerbil he’s, no doubt, got decomposing in his lower intestine goes septic and we loose this example of mans de-evolution back into the lower primates forever. The future of the Republican party might be at stake here!

Flanders September 27, 2009 at 9:31 pm

Oh. My. God.

Flanders September 27, 2009 at 9:34 pm

[re=419794]springfield_meltdown[/re]: Oh. My. God. Definately the meth. Look at the face.

Flanders September 27, 2009 at 9:41 pm

[re=419852]Glanton[/re]: Nah. we laugh at rich people, too. Troller.

jasper f. krone September 27, 2009 at 11:24 pm

[re=420515]dijetlo[/re]: Skoalrebel is the new Ivory-Billed Woodpecker?

boy_howdy September 27, 2009 at 11:45 pm

I hate to say it, but an Ivory-Billed Woodpecker could post a better vid than this cracker-slash-poo… I don’t know if an ivory-billed woodpecker can dip… but I’d give an ivory-billed woodpecker a dip…

(Ah, but how much dip would a woodpecker dip if a woodpecker could peck dip?)

jasper f. krone September 27, 2009 at 11:55 pm

[re=420541]boy_howdy[/re]: Yeah, but it would be mired in secrecy. Elvis, and all that. Anyway, birds are our superiors, and not to be taken lightly.

boy_howdy September 28, 2009 at 12:52 am

[re=420542]jasper f. krone[/re]: Therein lies the difference between birds and tards, and the proof of avian supremacy. Birds are the evolutionary remains of dinosaurs. Tards are the mortal remains of what was once the GOP.

skaboomizzy September 28, 2009 at 2:23 am

GUYS

HEY GUYS

HE’S BACK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ONd3gpdkYM

I missed him.

Smoke Filled Roommate September 28, 2009 at 3:05 am

[re=420548]skaboomizzy[/re]: I think he needs to get off the Seroquel..

Blue Jefferson Clinton the Cat September 28, 2009 at 9:31 am

first off the throat clearing in the beginning was deliciously sexay

secondly, (I am sure this has been asked before but) is he high, drunk or really just that retarded?

Lastly, there is no question that this mouth breather has or will breed and for that I am scared.

capitolideal September 28, 2009 at 10:46 am

Thank God for the Electoral College!

NopantsMcGee September 28, 2009 at 11:04 am

His vocabulary is inpressive for an imbred. Imdeed it is.

Blue Gal September 28, 2009 at 11:04 am

Personally my favorite youtube comment there is the one that quotes MST3K:

“Behold our proud Viking heritage.”

iolanthe September 28, 2009 at 11:51 am

[re=419890]Glanton[/re]: Glanton, my family came from this, or less than this, farmers and miners and herders poor enough to have lost children to starvation during the past century. But around the time of WWI, they started busting their butts to make sure every kid in the family got at least an 8th grade education (equivalent to about college sophomore today — you couldn’t get out of 8th Grade without knowing a smattering of Latin and Greek, and better writing skills than most of the posters here.) They pooled their money and sent the three or four best students, out of 13 surviving kids, to college. My aunts each had three dresses (one to wash, one to wear, one for Sunday) and one pair of shoes. My Dad worked his way through UCLA in the 1930s by picking fruit and vegetables 12+ hours a day all summer long.

Poverty is sometimes out of a person’s control. But this smug lazy slovenly stupidity? *That’s* a Choice. I’ll bet they have free schools and free libraries in this jerkoff’s town. I’m not going to cringe in Liberal guilt ’cause this idiot just wants to lie around and dip snuff and talk stupid ignorant racist smack on the Internet all day.

But enjoy your little shot of self-righteousness, Goody TwoShoes. Golly, you sure showed the likes of *us*.

iolanthe September 28, 2009 at 12:04 pm

[re=419852]Glanton[/re]: You know, Glanton, if *you* can’t tell the difference between “poor” and “stupid”, especially “wilfully stupid”, if you think these things are interchangeable, or that “poor” must inevitably *lead* to “stupid”, sounds like *you’re* the Classist.

You’re aware that schoolin’ up through 12th grade is free? Public libraries, too!

And I doubt you have any poor friends either.

I’ve got friends and family that don’t live much higher on the hog than *this* dude, but they and their places are clean, they read, they know how to be proud of something other than the color of their skin, and they don’t talk shit on folks of other races or countries, and, best of all, they recognize horseshit when they hear it.

Gopherit September 28, 2009 at 12:24 pm

You all can thank jaded dissonance for demonstrating that this guy one was getting laid on a regular basis. Humanity must be snuffed for this alone.

Gopherit September 28, 2009 at 12:26 pm

[re=419852]Glanton[/re]: And yet you did.

BTW, anybody who can afford that much dip isn’t poor. Stupid and disgusting, yes, but not poor.

Darkness September 28, 2009 at 1:09 pm

“If I was President, I’d make EVERYTHING legal.’

Here here. Because the only way this sad sack is ever going to do anything positive for humanity is to be the main dish at his neighborhood pig roast.

Dindc September 28, 2009 at 1:51 pm

[re=419852]Glanton[/re]: I’m curious… Do you twist your panties up in knot before you put them on in the morning, or do they work their way up your tight ass in the course of the day?

NopantsMcGee September 28, 2009 at 2:49 pm

[re=420649]Blue Gal[/re]:

Me too

smitallica September 28, 2009 at 2:50 pm

I never thought I’d see it. Someone who is actually too dumb to talk.

DoktorZoom September 28, 2009 at 3:03 pm

[re=420292]loquaciousmusic[/re]:

Newfags can’t triforce.

iolanthe September 28, 2009 at 3:47 pm

You just know that somewhere on Adult Friend Finder there is a fully frontally nude picture of skoalrebel, posed in front of that same stove, that same hot pocket wrapper, that same lawn chair, displaying his unremarkable skeezy junk. (Perhaps we should find it and send it to Andrew Sullivan.)

He’d be one of those guys who sends a dick pic and a canned inarticulate filthy note to every new woman who signs on to the site, and then wails and complains about how these women are all bitches … or lesbians … ’cause they don’t all rise to this irresistible Ladybait.

Bruno September 28, 2009 at 8:16 pm

The guy doesn’t make a great argument, but I think the elimination of Kreteks or Cloves from the US marketplace is a sad day. How else can we support the Indonesian economy. Barry is betraying his Indochinese roots

WeirdInWimberley September 28, 2009 at 10:49 pm

my holy god almighty.

Is he registered on match.com? Just askin’.

pinko-commie September 29, 2009 at 12:16 am

God, where do you start? 1. This is the most damning indictment of the American school system ever. 2. This is the most damning indictment of Tea Baggers ever. No racism at issue, my ass. 3. This guy is drain bamaged. And he gets to vote. Lovely.

spraklepeapooh September 29, 2009 at 12:43 pm

this appears to have been shot in an actual,literal, trailer! the talking thing (not sure if it is human) is sitting on a lawn chair in his house/trailer. perhaps he wants to make prostitution illegal because he’s upset that he can’t even buy sex. he is the grossest thing i’ve ever seen.

danceswithcougars April 19, 2010 at 10:33 am

This is what happens when you make abortions difficult to obtain.

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