Who cares about anything Fox News actor Glenn Beck says or does about anything — he’s really not worth getting so worked up about on a daily basis, tipsters! — and god knows why Katie Couric is interviewing him… but this is a pretty funny three minutes of television. Katie asks, “what do you mean by ‘white culture,'” because apparently Glenn Beck said something about “white culture” recently on his stupid meaningless show that no one should watch or care about in any way, and Glenn Beck just gives her weird sly looks and says, uh, he will not help her? With her show? Anyway, Glenn Beck! He’s so wacky! BUT IS HE BAD FOR AMERICA?? [Think Progress]

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  • Yaybuls

    Glen Beck is an hero to all Americas.

  • Humpback

    Katie should ask what newspapers he reads. That question is always a winner.

  • Tommmcatt

    What a rude, smarmy, greasy, crepuscular fart-knocker that guy is. Seriously. Fuck him right in the ear.

  • FlownOver

    As an American I took Glenn Beck’s advice – I turned over a rock, and there was GLENN FUCKING BECK!


    Americans should ask tough questions – just not answer them. That way it is so much easier to act offended and persecuted when a logical inference, such as “sounds racist” is offered in response.

  • jetjaguar

    Why does Glen Beck hate white culture?

  • Crank Tango

    meh, I prefer the jason sudeikis version better.

  • bloatedwhitetruck

    This guy got beat up a lot in junior high.

  • Lascauxcaveman
  • V572625694

    Beck/Palin 2012! Or maybe Beck/SC-AG 2012! It’s hard to decide!

    [re=419438]FlownOver[/re]: I’d like to turn over some rocks while standing on a cliff above GLENN BECK!

  • coochiemama

    Katie is all WTF is he babbling about??!?


  • voyetra8

    What else would you expect from a man that apparently raped and murdered a young girl in 1990?

    Now look, I’m not saying that *I* think he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, but you have to ask yourself: “Why hasn’t Glenn Beck denied these claims?”

    He has never denied it.

    So ask yourself again, “Why not?”

  • MingPicket
  • SayItWithWookies

    Katie was never going to get Glenn to admit he made a dumbass generalization. Because once he started admitting one statement was idiotic, where would it end? Not just the dumbass racist stuff either, but also the dumbass paranoid stuff, the dumbass pseudo-prophecies, the dumbass economic stuff, the dumbass stuff about ACORN, the dumbass stuff about Van Johnson, the dumbass Nazi stuff, the dumbass Stalin stuff, the dumbass cult of personality stuff, the dumbass God bullshit, the dumbass misunderstandings of the Constitution, the dumbass Mexican border stuff, the dumbass War on Christmas stuff, and just the general unclassified dumbass stuff that just happens between all the other dumbass stuff.

  • queeraselvis v 2.0

    Katie: “I’m not trying to trap you.”
    Glenn: *chins quiver, eyes water, commences bawling*

    What? No waterworks? FAIL.

  • One Yield Regular

    I’ve made my own decision to turn over all the rocks onto Glenn Beck’s pale, pasty, puffed-up head.

  • Tundra Grifter

    Glum Bleek means “White KKKulture.”

  • MzNicky

    I’ve never sat for three minutes and listened to Glynda Bleccchh before. Holy cow. Is he always like this? He’s not only a fatuous smirky jerky lie-head know-nothing douche-brain asshole, but he’s not even very good at it, is he?

  • riverside68

    Jeezze, he makes Catie look pretty good. Good for her to point out to everyone what a flaming A-hole Beck is. (Beck here is a clue: White culture is Mayberry RFD, Father Knows Best, I Dream of Gennie, white bread and velvetta cheese, 30 cent a gallon gas, marital defense to rape, and MOST OF ALL WHITE PRIVILEGE!! (ie never having to think about saying your sorry to any non-white male for anything.))

  • shadowMark

    Yesterday Glenn’s thread got 164 comments. Meghan’s thread got 173 comments.

    Ha, ha, ha Glenn, Meghan McCain sunk your battleship.

    (I understand in black culture that would have been phrased differently but I’m posting from deep in white culture.)

  • JadedDIssonance

    Anyway, Glenn Beck! He’s so FUCKING TRIGGED OUT OF HIS MIND!


  • MingPicket

    Why didn’t he phone a friend? Maybe he coulda called Sarah Palin if she’s back from talking to the Charlies.

  • bored with gravity

    Today we are all turned-over rocks.

  • OReillysVibrator

    Red states’ school committees should make nonsensical, evasive non-denials as acceptable answers to all questions to redefine Glenn Beck’s intelligence as appropriate and the norm.

  • freakishlystrong

    I know we use the term here muchly, but really, Wonkett, is there any better candidate for douchy, doughy pantload?

  • S.Luggo

    White culture is what you put into milk to make yoghurt. Just say it, Beck.

  • S.Luggo

    White culture? In what respect, Katie?

  • Enturbulate

    [re=419467]MzNicky[/re]: WIN Nicky! What a tool this taint is. Can you imagine the million or so lost souls who ingest his bullsh*t via the teevee?! GAH!!!

  • queeraselvis v 2.0

    [re=419470]shadowMark[/re]: That’s only because Glenn’s boobs aren’t nearly as perky as Meg’s.

  • RabidHamster

    [re=419430]Yaybuls[/re]: I think you need to look up the definition of hero again. In my dictionary, at least, there is no reference to maggot-infested cancerous anus under the entry for hero.

  • coochiemama

    In what respect, Charlie?

  • hobospacejunkie

    Glenn Beck has puffy gay face. Which is not to say he’s gay. If anyone is asexual, it is he. Nothing that stupid & paranoid could possibly have a functioning libido. My question is will an insurance company move to deny him costly coverage once the inevitable and spectacular breakdown occurs?

  • Anonymous Office Zombie

    Big mistake. Never feed the trolls. Never, never, never.

    What is it about conservatards that makes them all regress into naughty little boys every time they’re out of power?


    how ’bout glenny on that Time Magazine cover.

    [re=419470]shadowMark[/re]: i’m still fap-fap-fappin’ over that vid. hott young blonde republican….she’s like forbidden fruit !

  • JadedDIssonance

    White Culture is Individuality and Independence.

    White Culture is Ignorance and Myopic History.

    White Culture is Efficiency and Innovation.

    White Culture is Capitalism and Jesus.

    Sure lots of other cultures have ignorance and innovation and all that crap. It’s just that Obama hates individuals, efficiency, and jesus.

  • Scruffy_The_Janitor

    Voytra8> are you saying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990?
    Cause I thought I heard you say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

    If he Glenn Beck did raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, then why doesn’t
    he address it in his show? exactly!

  • MarSF

    White Culture is where your hair is the same color as your puffy pig face Glenn?

    This guy is s festering boil on the ass of America.

  • RoscoePColtraine

    What did you mean by what you said? is Couric’s sly way of setting Glenn up in a trap. Don’t you libtards get that? She was mean to Sarah Palin, also.

  • Come here a minute

    GLENN is RIGHT! President Obama, like anyone with at least an ounce of sense, would hate whatever Glenn Beck means by the phrase “white culture”.

  • ignatius_riley

    Did You Know?

    Glen Beck has been hosting/pushing “tea parties” since the 80’s. He did one in my hometown of New Haven in the summer of 1992. He was a shitty, smarmy, stupid, smug, donut-turd then, too.

  • voyetra8

    [re=419497]Scruffy_The_Janitor[/re]: The fact that he hasn’t denied it speaks volumes. I know that if I was accused of raping and killing a young girl in 1990, and I was innocent, I would certainly deny it.

    Why won’t he deny these accusations? There can be only one answer.

  • norbizness

    I am now thoroughly convinced that of the 2 million dumbfucks that watch his show every day, only 2500 are true believers and the remaining are 1,997,500 are people waiting to make video clips of his dumbfuckery.

  • Chickensmack

    Sound bite journalism sounds very akin to “gotcha” journalism.

    If you say something stupid on a sound bite, we gotcha!

  • RoscoePColtraine

    I also love the way he tries to dump word salad all over her, and she sits back patiently and then she’s all “…so what did you mean by ‘white culture?’…” Oh, she’s goooooood.

  • ericstoltz

    I am outraged that Glenn did not mention our troops. Why does he hate the troops?

  • Scruffy_The_Janitor

    Voytra8> If I was a young girl and was not only raped but also killed by Glen Beck I certaintly complain about it. at least call in to his show.

    Why hasn’t Glen Beck called the girl he raped and killed?

  • user-of-owls

    Wait, what? George Bush is mulatto??

  • Werefrog

    Glenn Beck is one physically deforming accident from becoming a Batman villain. How did Glenn Beck get those scars?

  • Scruffy_The_Janitor

    I wonder if Beck has ever met Orly Taitz. Imagine that nut conspiracy conversation going on and on for 5 hours leading to dissapointing sex and a promise to call each other in the morning.

  • geminisunmars

    [re=419521]user-of-owls[/re]: I am stunned to find that out!

    Mean Wonkette – puke all over my laptop now.

  • Redhead

    People should ask themselves questions… but apparently not answer them.

    Who needs answers anyway. It’s not like they’re lying there under a bunch of rocks. Or in a pot of boiling water. Or something.

  • Norbert

    [re=419456]SayItWithWookies[/re]: dumbass Van Johnson stuff, like this?

    white culture, yeah!

  • Cape Clod

    The only Time Magazine cover I ever want to see with Gleen Beck’s mug on it is the one with the spray painted, red X over his face. Their subtle way of letting us know that another incorrigible maggot has gone off to his just reward.

  • BadKitty

    [re=419519]Scruffy_The_Janitor[/re]: You know, I’ve heard about this rape and murder from a few different people now and Beck still hasn’t denied it. It’s all over the internet.

  • sezme

    The real problem is that starting into Katie Couric’s face makes people confused an unable to answer questions directly. CBS should fire Katie Couric. QED

  • queeraselvis v 2.0

    [re=419515]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: And her facial expression! You can almost see the dollar signs in her eyes as she thinks to herself, “You know what? I deserve every last penny of that goddamned raise I’m gonna get from CBS for having to sit here and listen to this shit.”

  • TeddyS

    Why won’t the police release the reports concerning that crime? And what about that frog-boiling fetish?

  • El Pinche

    [re=419523]Werefrog[/re]: Shit happens when you drive to rape town. I’m outraged Katie didn’t bring it up. Yeah, it’s a rumor, but I’d like to watch Glenn have an aneurysm on the air.

  • Spiro Agnew

    Do wingnuts just self immolate in front of Katie? What gives?

  • ifthethunderdontgetya”

    [re=419543]TeddyS[/re]: Werefrog better watch out.

  • house of the blue lights

    I wish he had answered that, because I’ve got this funny white culture growing on my salad from yesterday? And I want to know if it’s okay to eat.

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=419534]Norbert[/re]: Yeah, no Ricky Ricardo stuff for Glenn. And Jones. Van Jones. Van Johnson was pretty good in The Caine Mutiny, though.

  • Crank Tango

    [re=419470]shadowMark[/re]: in fairness to glenn, several comments were just bitching about the fat jokes. no one seems to want to defend his chins tho.

  • RoscoePColtraine

    [re=419542]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Or, the shock at the fact that the real gotcha question she had planned was further down the list. She never dreamed the interview would hit a snag with “what did you mean by what you said…”. Katie needs to re-evaluate her approach to interviewing the functionally retarded.

  • Buzz Feedback

    White culture is a case of Fanta, a sack of Funyuns and a “Mama’s Family” marathon on the blower. Sukk it!

  • JSDC007

    Don’t know about the black president being against “white culture,” but ask any white person not from GlennBeckistan and they will tell you they hate the white culture that is defined by “white, badly educated, pudgy, stupid, insular, inbred, mostly Southern, whining crackers who are mostly male with moobs, who put on tons of jiggly white fat pounds by eating white marshmallow fluff on white wonder bread that is first dipped in white mayo.”

    For all of Buckley’s rants in favor of southern white crackers and against the “less advanced” coloreds (his words, not mine), he’d never go live with them.

    Why did William F. Buckley hate the white culture so? Why?

  • nader paul kucinich gravel

    Note the shifty eyes of the AIPAC Neocon paid-propagandist

    All Israel all the time
    Sell the 9/11 scam
    Mormon Delight

  • user-of-owls

    [re=419567]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Crikey, I could feel the melanin seeping out of me just reading that…

    Also, my friend from bingo night just forwarded me an email about some unsolved rape and murder from 1990. It certainly raises a LOT of questions!

  • teebob2000

    He’s a bi-polar knucklehead who doesn’t know it and who needs serious help with reality. He doesn’t mean anything he says and he’s incapable of saying exactly what he mean.

  • glamourdammerung

    I promise I will never send a Beck story to tips unless it involves underage males and/or autoerotic asphyxiation.

  • user-of-owls

    [re=419571]nader paul kucinich gravel[/re]: This guy was a lot more entertaining when he was doing cameo appearances on Clash albums.

    … slamdance the cosmopolis

  • snoidoid

    I guess I haven’t been paying attention. It’s a complete mystery to me why Mr. Beck has not denied or even addressed these so-called “alleged” crimes. Where is the justice?

  • glamourdammerung

    [re=419571]nader paul kucinich gravel[/re]: Do not be down on Mormon Delight. Mormon Delight and dressing up like an Indian to murder people are the two best things about the Mormons. Both are also great things to have to get you revved up for a night of industrial drinking.

  • shadowMark

    [re=419581]glamourdammerung[/re]: Please add 2 GUYS 1 HORSE to the list of acceptable Glenn Beck genres.

  • MzNicky

    [re=419521]user-of-owls[/re]: Yeah, I wondered if I heard that right too. Dumb shit doesn’t even know who the PRESIDENT is.

  • memzilla

    Why doesn’t Katie talk about Glenn’s brother?

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    I’m not sure if this has been posted before, but it really does seem to explain it all:

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    You’re the love of my life
    but it cuts like a knife and I feel that I’m being misled
    See I’m a little concerned for I’ve recently learned
    of the swastika tattoo on your head.
    And it makes you smile when you hear “Sig Heil”
    You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard,
    You do goose step salutes in your Doc Martin boots,
    and you quoted “Mein Kampf” on our 5th anniversary card.

    I think you’re a nazi baby,
    are you a nazi?
    You might be a nazi baby…

    You keep extensive files on the Nuremberg trials, and
    you watch them whenever they’re airing
    I guess I should’ve known when you bought a new bone for
    your puppies named Gerbils and Gearing
    You showed up late to our very first date, I said How are
    you” you said “White power”
    Call me paranoid but I’m not overjoyed when you ask me if
    [ Find more Lyrics on ]
    I want to shower… I think you’re a nazi
    Look deep in your psyce baby,
    Are you a nazi?
    Seem a little third reichie maybe?

    Your every dress is monagrammed SS,
    you hold an Aryan picnic and bash,
    And it makes me irate when you say I’d look great,
    if I’d wear a little tiny moustache,
    Your social politics say that races don’t mix,
    and you call it pure blood pollution
    And whenever I’m sad, you say it’s not so bad,
    for every problem there’s a “Final Solution”…
    I think you’re a nazi,
    Give me an answer baby
    Are you a nazi?
    You drive a fucking Panzer baby

    They say that love is blind so how could I have guessed?
    But then again I met you at a “Schindler’s List” protest…

    I know you’re a nazi
    And that’s why I’m leavin’
    I know you’re a nazi

  • Rotundo

    [re=419577]teebob2000[/re]: Probably a bit more than bipolar with this one, the paranoia is strong with him. As for the rest, you’re spot on.

  • Click

    The one articulate individual who could have concisely and precisely explained to Ms. Couric what Glenn Beck meant by the term ‘White Kulture’ would have done so but she was apparently raped and murdered back in 1990.

  • Oldskool

    I should show my dad this clip since he bought this stupid fucks book. Come to think of it, he’d probably agree with everything he managed not to say.

  • comicbookguy

    [re=419563]Crank Tango[/re]: Beck is way behind Megs on the “I’d hit that” word cloud. Also.

  • comicbookguy

    [re=419612]Click[/re]: Yes, I heard that too.

  • frumious_bandersnatch

    I read a study from some university (I don’t remember which one) that theorized that he raped and murdered that girl to cover up the fact that she’d discovered his Furry relationship with her baby brother, which was something he was using to take his mind off the fact that he couldn’t find a local meth dealer.

  • Click

    [re=419583]user-of-owls[/re]: He can only be overpowered by funk.

  • Lil’ Kim Jong-Il

    [re=419510]ignatius_riley[/re]: Why do you hate donuts?

  • nader paul kucinich gravel

    [re=419583]user-of-owls[/re]: Rock the Casbah

    Little Joe never once gave it away
    Everybody had to pay and pay
    A hustle here and a hustle there
    New York City’s the place where they say
    Hey babe take a walk on the wild side
    I said hey Joe
    Take a walk on the wild side ~

  • Come here a minute

    [re=419612]Click[/re]: Glenn Beck is not denying that. What does he have to hide about how he defines white culture, and the accusations that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990?

    [re=419583]user-of-owls[/re]: Enlighten the populace.

  • Manos: Hands of Fate

    I believe a bizarre morning ritual called “Zoo radio” plays a vital role white culture.

  • Elephants Gerald

    I’m thinking about quitting smoking so I live long enough to be alive when Glenn Beck dies.

  • jinxykb

    Scruffy_The_Janitor says at 1:52 pm:

    “I wonder if Beck has ever met Orly Taitz. Imagine that nut conspiracy conversation going on and on for 5 hours leading to dissapointing sex and a promise to call each other in the morning”


    Orly Taitz is Glenn Beck’s drag persona.

  • Tundra Grifter

    This is the comment I questioned and objected to from the start. And I was very frustrated by the various media accounts of his statement that President Obama was a racist that did not include the astonishing stupid statement that Mr. Obama hates white culture.

    This was, by far, the most revealing and dumbest thing he said!

    My opinion of Ms. Couric just went up a couple hundred percent from the Palin interview that I thought was just outstanding.

    This is how to interview someone! Do your homework, ask the question, and follow-up when they get that Mike-Wallace-from-Sixty-Minutes-is-asking-me-about-the-crime look on their faces.

    She just kept following up, and Glum Bleek is so limp he can’t even stick up for himself. These gasbags are accustomed to taking on a tv camera or a radio microphone or a phone call with a cutt-off switch and they think they’re big swinging dicks.

    Then he rambles and mumbles something about “soundbite journalism” as if that actually had meaning – and it just doesn’t.

    Same as when Whooopie on The View tore him a new one for being a liar. He tries that little boy smile that he’s about 40 years too old for and it just doesn’t work.

    Who writes his “books” for him?

    What a dork.

    Katie Couric – great job!

    In a few days, when he’s actually thought of a response (and why would he agree to be interviewed in the first place? And why in the world would he not expect a question about such a dumb thing to say?) he’ll come up with an explanation and be all rough and tough about it.

  • coochiemama

    [re=419583]user-of-owls[/re]: I once lived in a tiny, rural burg called Cosmopolis.

  • user-of-owls

    [re=419658]coochiemama[/re]: That sounds like the opening line from “Dreams From My Coochimama”!

  • Tundra Grifter

    At the risk of getting lost in the crazy, can anyone explain this quote to me?

    “George Bush says my grandmother was a typical African-American that had, that had her views bred into her.”

    Now, is that Glum Bleek’s grandmother, Mr. Obama’s grandmother, Mr. Bush’s grandmotehr (a typical African-American? I’m not so sure I’d agree with that) or Ms. Couric’s?

    As to “views bred into her” I think we’re begining to get into Jimmy the Greek / Al Campanis territory here, buy anyway…

    Sometimes “WTF?” is all you can ask?

    Can anyone translate this or otherwise explain it to me?


  • MarSF

    [re=419661]Tundra Grifter[/re]: I think old Glenn in trying to say that George Bush admitted that his Grandparents were racist jew-hating WASP’s and that he had inherited their views so he hates Glenn’s black relatives? That’s what I took away from that quote, anyhow……

  • voyetra8

    1. Glenn Beck was born in Washington State.
    2. Ted Bundy was in Washington State, murdering and raping at the time.
    3. Some have alleged Glenn Beck also murdered and raped a young girl.


    I’m not saying Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990… but the connection here raises some interesting questions.

  • sezme

    [re=419661]Tundra Grifter[/re]: Can’t say for sure, but after listening again, it appears he was trying to say that he can’t comment on accusations that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

  • Fox n Fiends

    What a pathetic weasel. Not an ounce of testosterone in him. Couric slays another Can’tservative Hero.

  • riverside68

    [re=419661]Tundra Grifter[/re]: As a former criminal defense attorney who has spent much time sorting out the crazy, here is my best shot: Obama said he understood white culture because his wite grandmother was typical whitey. Beck was trying to say that if Bush said he understood black culture because his g-mom was black, and it was factually accurate, Sharpton and the rest of the coloreds would attack.

    I give him credit for realizing part way through that if he made that clear, it would be the sound bite of the interview, so he lapsed into incoherence, not a big leap for him.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    To be perfectly fair, Jim, Meg McCain isn’t actually worth getting worked up about, either, but you literally post absolutely everything she says or does.

    [re=419449]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Are you fucking kidding me? Maybe I’ll drive through a moon the city.

  • Min

    Yes, America. Turn over a convenient stone, brush off the creepy crawlies, then pick it up, and hurl it at Glen Beck.

  • MzNicky

    [re=419661]Tundra Grifter[/re]: Who knows what the fuck he was saying. I thought he meant Obama, not Shrub, and then he got all confused and scared and didn’t know enough to correct his sorry self.

  • Click

    That was the worst episode of Intervention I’ve ever seen.

  • doxastic

    What I love is that he actually gave the white culture answer, but inevitably cannot tell that he’s done so: “I don’t see what the big fuckin deal is. What’s your problem?”

    Perversely eloquent.

  • kewlguy42069

    doesn’t he see that by avoiding the answer it just makes him look more like a racist who doesn’t want anyone to know he is one?

  • GreatOldOnesParty

    I could watch 1:20-23 over and over again!

  • ShiningMathPath

    Glenn Beck is Howard Beale without the integrity – just a good old boy out for a buck.

  • S.Luggo

    [re=419514]Chickensmack[/re]: No. “Gotcha Journalism” isn’t asking “what do you mean by your words ‘white culture'”. That’s asking for a definition of a nebulous phrase used to grab resneck listeners so that they will see in it what they want. Keeping the phrase undefined, the pussy speaker can deny all inferences.

    “Gotcha Journalism” would be planting a film crew outside of someone’s home, let’s say owner’s name is G.B., as he lures young boys into his basement. And that would be wrong.

  • davesnothere

    A society that would enable this assclown to talk to more than three people at a time is doomed. “What are you talking about,” is a “gotcha” question?

  • sezme

    I neva woulda dreamed in a million years I’d see
    So many mothafuckin’ people who feel like me
    Who share the same views
    And the same exact beliefs
    It’s like a fuckin’ army marchin’ in back of me
    So many lives I touched
    So much anger aimed in no particular direction
    Just sprays and sprays
    And straight through your radio waves
    It plays and plays
    Till it stays stuck in ya head
    For days and days
    Who woulda thought standin’ in this mirror
    Bleachin’ my hair wit some Peroxide
    Reachin’ for a T-shirt to wear
    That I would catapult to the fore-front of rap like this
    How could I predict my words
    And have an impact like this ?
    I musta struck a chord wit somebody up in the office
    Cuz congress keeps tellin’ me
    I ain’t causin’ nothing but problems
    And now they sayin’ I’m in trouble wid the Government
    I’m lovin’ it
    I’ve shoveled shit all my life
    And now I’m dumpin’ it on

    “White America” by Eminem

  • LowerdPeninsula

    Kind of off-subject, or tangential, but I’ve really come to like Ms. Couric doing the news, and particularly her interviews. Between this one and the Immanutjob, she hit on more important points and questions than either of the other two evening news anchors to be honest.

  • Zorg

    Gosh, am I the only person who would like to see this dickweed impaled on a splintery pine sapling and then tormented with flaming pine-pitch torches? It’s just my Viking genes talking…

  • sezme

    [re=420243]sezme[/re]: By which I of course meant that Glenn Beck believes he is (or perhaps really is ’cause who the hell knows) Marshall Mathers.

  • nader paul kucinich gravel

    [re=420243]sezme[/re]: We love it.

  • Go Figure

    Turn over all the rocks…… in Glenn Beck’s head!!!!!

    Come on Katie—- Glenn just says shit he makes up, don’t ask him to explain or defend it…. get with the program.

    Bravo to Katie for continuing with *Just answer the question*.

    I bet Beck refuses to do anymore interviews with Katie. Lil’ Katie kicks Beck’s ass! Bwahahahaha

  • gradgrind

    [re=419437]Tommmcatt[/re]: Oh, dear, I guess you don’t know what “crepuscular” means. Maybe ask skoalrebel if you can borrow his thesaurus? On second thought, don’t, because he’d probably think you were asking for his favorite plastic dinosaur, the one that Jesus rides.

    But you totally nailed “fart-knocker.” Partial credit will be awarded.

  • jasper f. krone

    [re=420417]gradgrind[/re]: Perhaps Tommmcatt lives above the Arctic Circle, in which case 3:30pm, ET (Glen Beck airtime) coincides with dusk, at certain times of the year. Then, the term would be justified. I say full credit.

  • jasper f. krone

    [re=420428]jasper f. krone[/re]: Oh, wait! That’s 5:30pm ET. I now relax my latitude requirement, and award full credit regardless.

  • Catholics4Condoms

    BeckBeck is a Peckpeck. He shouts all about what is wrong but he never gives any advice on what to do other than stupid teaparties (gay!). awww he’s afraid to go into a trap. Glen stop being so damned PC, he’s a PeeCee PooCee. Everybody call his radioshow and get through the screeners by talking like batshit reactionaries. Then call him out for not leading the revolution that he’s formenting say it (Foh-mentin’). Accuse him of being a PC PooC librul. Remind him that there was only one TeaParty in the first American Revolution. Tell him that it was talk radio in Rwanda that led the revolt of the average Joe God-fearing, conserative Hutus stood up to the elitist Kenyan librul Tutsis and their Hutu collaborators, and took their country back. Beckbeck will probably run with it. I wouldn’t egg him on for fear of a Rwandan-style glenndocide here. I’m such a vag.

  • Jiminy Glick

    White culture — you know, Jell-O salad, “ambrosia”, ham with canned pineapple rings and maraschino cherries, monster trucks, all that. But what I’m annoyed with is that Glenn Beck stole my look. I don’t think it really works for him, as he isn’t manic enough, but still, it’s insulting.

  • Liebestod

    There you had a chance to answer the question on behalf of the Mormons around the world and you blew it! Return your sacred magic underwear asap, what a disgrace you are!

  • DustBowlBlues

    Personally, as a woman and mother of daughters, I’m appalled that he won’t answer the rape charges. I know the MSM has given him a pass, but I read it one the internet so I believe it.

  • Click

    [re=420417]gradgrind[/re]: The technical term for crepuscular rays is of course, “Jesus rays.”

  • Click

    “Katie, all you gotcha journalists are alike. You have no faith in the essential decency of the white man’s culture.”
    – Fear and Loathing in Glenn Beck

  • rebellitor

    I love it. She’s got him twisting in the wind out of his own giant white mouth.

  • Toaster

    If you hate Glenn Beck, you are bound to love Pointless Planet:

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