OH BOY  1:10 pm September 25, 2009

Here Is Another Video Of Your Favorite Glenn Beck, Doing Something!

by Jim Newell

Who cares about anything Fox News actor Glenn Beck says or does about anything — he’s really not worth getting so worked up about on a daily basis, tipsters! — and god knows why Katie Couric is interviewing him… but this is a pretty funny three minutes of television. Katie asks, “what do you mean by ‘white culture,’” because apparently Glenn Beck said something about “white culture” recently on his stupid meaningless show that no one should watch or care about in any way, and Glenn Beck just gives her weird sly looks and says, uh, he will not help her? With her show? Anyway, Glenn Beck! He’s so wacky! BUT IS HE BAD FOR AMERICA?? [Think Progress]

 

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Yaybuls September 25, 2009 at 1:11 pm

Glen Beck is an hero to all Americas.

Humpback September 25, 2009 at 1:15 pm

Katie should ask what newspapers he reads. That question is always a winner.

Tommmcatt September 25, 2009 at 1:16 pm

What a rude, smarmy, greasy, crepuscular fart-knocker that guy is. Seriously. Fuck him right in the ear.

FlownOver September 25, 2009 at 1:16 pm

As an American I took Glenn Beck’s advice – I turned over a rock, and there was GLENN FUCKING BECK!

WIDTAP September 25, 2009 at 1:19 pm

Americans should ask tough questions – just not answer them. That way it is so much easier to act offended and persecuted when a logical inference, such as “sounds racist” is offered in response.

jetjaguar September 25, 2009 at 1:20 pm

Why does Glen Beck hate white culture?

Crank Tango September 25, 2009 at 1:20 pm

meh, I prefer the jason sudeikis version better.

bloatedwhitetruck September 25, 2009 at 1:22 pm

This guy got beat up a lot in junior high.

Lascauxcaveman September 25, 2009 at 1:22 pm

Don’t forget, everybody, tomorrow is Glenn Beck Day in Mt. Vernon, WA. We are so honored that this great man will be traveling back to his home town to receive the key to the city and whatnot.

That is, we 23%ers.

Those of us with functioning brains are kinda pissed off, actually.

V572625694 September 25, 2009 at 1:22 pm

Beck/Palin 2012! Or maybe Beck/SC-AG 2012! It’s hard to decide!

[re=419438]FlownOver[/re]: I’d like to turn over some rocks while standing on a cliff above GLENN BECK!

coochiemama September 25, 2009 at 1:23 pm

Katie is all WTF is he babbling about??!?

Priceless.

voyetra8 September 25, 2009 at 1:24 pm

What else would you expect from a man that apparently raped and murdered a young girl in 1990?

Now look, I’m not saying that *I* think he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, but you have to ask yourself: “Why hasn’t Glenn Beck denied these claims?”

He has never denied it.

So ask yourself again, “Why not?”

MingPicket September 25, 2009 at 1:25 pm
SayItWithWookies September 25, 2009 at 1:25 pm

Katie was never going to get Glenn to admit he made a dumbass generalization. Because once he started admitting one statement was idiotic, where would it end? Not just the dumbass racist stuff either, but also the dumbass paranoid stuff, the dumbass pseudo-prophecies, the dumbass economic stuff, the dumbass stuff about ACORN, the dumbass stuff about Van Johnson, the dumbass Nazi stuff, the dumbass Stalin stuff, the dumbass cult of personality stuff, the dumbass God bullshit, the dumbass misunderstandings of the Constitution, the dumbass Mexican border stuff, the dumbass War on Christmas stuff, and just the general unclassified dumbass stuff that just happens between all the other dumbass stuff.

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 25, 2009 at 1:26 pm

Katie: “I’m not trying to trap you.”
Glenn: *chins quiver, eyes water, commences bawling*

What? No waterworks? FAIL.

One Yield Regular September 25, 2009 at 1:27 pm

I’ve made my own decision to turn over all the rocks onto Glenn Beck’s pale, pasty, puffed-up head.

Tundra Grifter September 25, 2009 at 1:27 pm

Glum Bleek means “White KKKulture.”

MzNicky September 25, 2009 at 1:28 pm

I’ve never sat for three minutes and listened to Glynda Bleccchh before. Holy cow. Is he always like this? He’s not only a fatuous smirky jerky lie-head know-nothing douche-brain asshole, but he’s not even very good at it, is he?

riverside68 September 25, 2009 at 1:28 pm

Jeezze, he makes Catie look pretty good. Good for her to point out to everyone what a flaming A-hole Beck is. (Beck here is a clue: White culture is Mayberry RFD, Father Knows Best, I Dream of Gennie, white bread and velvetta cheese, 30 cent a gallon gas, marital defense to rape, and MOST OF ALL WHITE PRIVILEGE!! (ie never having to think about saying your sorry to any non-white male for anything.))

shadowMark September 25, 2009 at 1:29 pm

Yesterday Glenn’s thread got 164 comments. Meghan’s thread got 173 comments.

Ha, ha, ha Glenn, Meghan McCain sunk your battleship.

(I understand in black culture that would have been phrased differently but I’m posting from deep in white culture.)

JadedDIssonance September 25, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Anyway, Glenn Beck! He’s so FUCKING TRIGGED OUT OF HIS MIND!

/fixed

MingPicket September 25, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Why didn’t he phone a friend? Maybe he coulda called Sarah Palin if she’s back from talking to the Charlies.

bored with gravity September 25, 2009 at 1:31 pm

Today we are all turned-over rocks.

OReillysVibrator September 25, 2009 at 1:31 pm

Red states’ school committees should make nonsensical, evasive non-denials as acceptable answers to all questions to redefine Glenn Beck’s intelligence as appropriate and the norm.

freakishlystrong September 25, 2009 at 1:32 pm

I know we use the term here muchly, but really, Wonkett, is there any better candidate for douchy, doughy pantload?

S.Luggo September 25, 2009 at 1:32 pm

White culture is what you put into milk to make yoghurt. Just say it, Beck.

S.Luggo September 25, 2009 at 1:33 pm

White culture? In what respect, Katie?

Enturbulate September 25, 2009 at 1:34 pm

[re=419467]MzNicky[/re]: WIN Nicky! What a tool this taint is. Can you imagine the million or so lost souls who ingest his bullsh*t via the teevee?! GAH!!!

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 25, 2009 at 1:34 pm

[re=419470]shadowMark[/re]: That’s only because Glenn’s boobs aren’t nearly as perky as Meg’s.

RabidHamster September 25, 2009 at 1:34 pm

[re=419430]Yaybuls[/re]: I think you need to look up the definition of hero again. In my dictionary, at least, there is no reference to maggot-infested cancerous anus under the entry for hero.

coochiemama September 25, 2009 at 1:34 pm

In what respect, Charlie?

hobospacejunkie September 25, 2009 at 1:35 pm

Glenn Beck has puffy gay face. Which is not to say he’s gay. If anyone is asexual, it is he. Nothing that stupid & paranoid could possibly have a functioning libido. My question is will an insurance company move to deny him costly coverage once the inevitable and spectacular breakdown occurs?

Anonymous Office Zombie September 25, 2009 at 1:35 pm

Big mistake. Never feed the trolls. Never, never, never.

What is it about conservatards that makes them all regress into naughty little boys every time they’re out of power?

as.the.world.burns September 25, 2009 at 1:35 pm

how ’bout glenny on that Time Magazine cover.

[re=419470]shadowMark[/re]: i’m still fap-fap-fappin’ over that vid. hott young blonde republican….she’s like forbidden fruit !

JadedDIssonance September 25, 2009 at 1:35 pm

White Culture is Individuality and Independence.

White Culture is Ignorance and Myopic History.

White Culture is Efficiency and Innovation.

White Culture is Capitalism and Jesus.

Sure lots of other cultures have ignorance and innovation and all that crap. It’s just that Obama hates individuals, efficiency, and jesus.

Scruffy_The_Janitor September 25, 2009 at 1:36 pm

Voytra8> are you saying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990?
Cause I thought I heard you say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

If he Glenn Beck did raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, then why doesn’t
he address it in his show? exactly!

MarSF September 25, 2009 at 1:38 pm

White Culture is where your hair is the same color as your puffy pig face Glenn?

This guy is s festering boil on the ass of America.

RoscoePColtraine September 25, 2009 at 1:39 pm

What did you mean by what you said? is Couric’s sly way of setting Glenn up in a trap. Don’t you libtards get that? She was mean to Sarah Palin, also.

Come here a minute September 25, 2009 at 1:41 pm

GLENN is RIGHT! President Obama, like anyone with at least an ounce of sense, would hate whatever Glenn Beck means by the phrase “white culture”.

ignatius_riley September 25, 2009 at 1:43 pm

Did You Know?

Glen Beck has been hosting/pushing “tea parties” since the 80′s. He did one in my hometown of New Haven in the summer of 1992. He was a shitty, smarmy, stupid, smug, donut-turd then, too.

voyetra8 September 25, 2009 at 1:43 pm

[re=419497]Scruffy_The_Janitor[/re]: The fact that he hasn’t denied it speaks volumes. I know that if I was accused of raping and killing a young girl in 1990, and I was innocent, I would certainly deny it.

Why won’t he deny these accusations? There can be only one answer.

norbizness September 25, 2009 at 1:43 pm

I am now thoroughly convinced that of the 2 million dumbfucks that watch his show every day, only 2500 are true believers and the remaining are 1,997,500 are people waiting to make video clips of his dumbfuckery.

Chickensmack September 25, 2009 at 1:45 pm

Sound bite journalism sounds very akin to “gotcha” journalism.

If you say something stupid on a sound bite, we gotcha!

RoscoePColtraine September 25, 2009 at 1:45 pm

I also love the way he tries to dump word salad all over her, and she sits back patiently and then she’s all “…so what did you mean by ‘white culture?’…” Oh, she’s goooooood.

ericstoltz September 25, 2009 at 1:46 pm

I am outraged that Glenn did not mention our troops. Why does he hate the troops?

Scruffy_The_Janitor September 25, 2009 at 1:46 pm

Voytra8> If I was a young girl and was not only raped but also killed by Glen Beck I certaintly complain about it. at least call in to his show.

Why hasn’t Glen Beck called the girl he raped and killed?

user-of-owls September 25, 2009 at 1:49 pm

Wait, what? George Bush is mulatto??

Werefrog September 25, 2009 at 1:49 pm

Glenn Beck is one physically deforming accident from becoming a Batman villain. How did Glenn Beck get those scars?

Scruffy_The_Janitor September 25, 2009 at 1:52 pm

I wonder if Beck has ever met Orly Taitz. Imagine that nut conspiracy conversation going on and on for 5 hours leading to dissapointing sex and a promise to call each other in the morning.

geminisunmars September 25, 2009 at 1:53 pm

[re=419521]user-of-owls[/re]: I am stunned to find that out!

Mean Wonkette – puke all over my laptop now.

Redhead September 25, 2009 at 1:53 pm

People should ask themselves questions… but apparently not answer them.

Who needs answers anyway. It’s not like they’re lying there under a bunch of rocks. Or in a pot of boiling water. Or something.

Norbert September 25, 2009 at 1:54 pm

[re=419456]SayItWithWookies[/re]: dumbass Van Johnson stuff, like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxASXzcmQqc

white culture, yeah!

Cape Clod September 25, 2009 at 1:55 pm

The only Time Magazine cover I ever want to see with Gleen Beck’s mug on it is the one with the spray painted, red X over his face. Their subtle way of letting us know that another incorrigible maggot has gone off to his just reward.

BadKitty September 25, 2009 at 1:55 pm

[re=419519]Scruffy_The_Janitor[/re]: You know, I’ve heard about this rape and murder from a few different people now and Beck still hasn’t denied it. It’s all over the internet.

sezme September 25, 2009 at 1:56 pm

The real problem is that starting into Katie Couric’s face makes people confused an unable to answer questions directly. CBS should fire Katie Couric. QED

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 25, 2009 at 1:58 pm

[re=419515]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: And her facial expression! You can almost see the dollar signs in her eyes as she thinks to herself, “You know what? I deserve every last penny of that goddamned raise I’m gonna get from CBS for having to sit here and listen to this shit.”

TeddyS September 25, 2009 at 1:58 pm

Why won’t the police release the reports concerning that crime? And what about that frog-boiling fetish?

El Pinche September 25, 2009 at 1:58 pm

[re=419523]Werefrog[/re]: Shit happens when you drive to rape town. I’m outraged Katie didn’t bring it up. Yeah, it’s a rumor, but I’d like to watch Glenn have an aneurysm on the air.

Spiro Agnew September 25, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Do wingnuts just self immolate in front of Katie? What gives?

ifthethunderdontgetya" September 25, 2009 at 2:03 pm

[re=419543]TeddyS[/re]: Werefrog better watch out.
~

house of the blue lights September 25, 2009 at 2:05 pm

I wish he had answered that, because I’ve got this funny white culture growing on my salad from yesterday? And I want to know if it’s okay to eat.

SayItWithWookies September 25, 2009 at 2:08 pm

[re=419534]Norbert[/re]: Yeah, no Ricky Ricardo stuff for Glenn. And Jones. Van Jones. Van Johnson was pretty good in The Caine Mutiny, though.

Crank Tango September 25, 2009 at 2:11 pm

[re=419470]shadowMark[/re]: in fairness to glenn, several comments were just bitching about the fat jokes. no one seems to want to defend his chins tho.

RoscoePColtraine September 25, 2009 at 2:12 pm

[re=419542]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Or, the shock at the fact that the real gotcha question she had planned was further down the list. She never dreamed the interview would hit a snag with “what did you mean by what you said…”. Katie needs to re-evaluate her approach to interviewing the functionally retarded.

Buzz Feedback September 25, 2009 at 2:14 pm

White culture is a case of Fanta, a sack of Funyuns and a “Mama’s Family” marathon on the blower. Sukk it!

JSDC007 September 25, 2009 at 2:15 pm

Don’t know about the black president being against “white culture,” but ask any white person not from GlennBeckistan and they will tell you they hate the white culture that is defined by “white, badly educated, pudgy, stupid, insular, inbred, mostly Southern, whining crackers who are mostly male with moobs, who put on tons of jiggly white fat pounds by eating white marshmallow fluff on white wonder bread that is first dipped in white mayo.”

For all of Buckley’s rants in favor of southern white crackers and against the “less advanced” coloreds (his words, not mine), he’d never go live with them.

Why did William F. Buckley hate the white culture so? Why?

nader paul kucinich gravel September 25, 2009 at 2:17 pm

Note the shifty eyes of the AIPAC Neocon paid-propagandist

All Israel all the time
Sell the 9/11 scam
Mormon Delight

user-of-owls September 25, 2009 at 2:20 pm

[re=419567]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Crikey, I could feel the melanin seeping out of me just reading that…

Also, my friend from bingo night just forwarded me an email about some unsolved rape and murder from 1990. It certainly raises a LOT of questions!

teebob2000 September 25, 2009 at 2:20 pm

He’s a bi-polar knucklehead who doesn’t know it and who needs serious help with reality. He doesn’t mean anything he says and he’s incapable of saying exactly what he mean.

glamourdammerung September 25, 2009 at 2:24 pm

I promise I will never send a Beck story to tips unless it involves underage males and/or autoerotic asphyxiation.

user-of-owls September 25, 2009 at 2:25 pm

[re=419571]nader paul kucinich gravel[/re]: This guy was a lot more entertaining when he was doing cameo appearances on Clash albums.

… slamdance the cosmopolis

snoidoid September 25, 2009 at 2:26 pm

I guess I haven’t been paying attention. It’s a complete mystery to me why Mr. Beck has not denied or even addressed these so-called “alleged” crimes. Where is the justice?

glamourdammerung September 25, 2009 at 2:29 pm

[re=419571]nader paul kucinich gravel[/re]: Do not be down on Mormon Delight. Mormon Delight and dressing up like an Indian to murder people are the two best things about the Mormons. Both are also great things to have to get you revved up for a night of industrial drinking.

shadowMark September 25, 2009 at 2:29 pm

[re=419581]glamourdammerung[/re]: Please add 2 GUYS 1 HORSE to the list of acceptable Glenn Beck genres.

MzNicky September 25, 2009 at 2:30 pm

[re=419521]user-of-owls[/re]: Yeah, I wondered if I heard that right too. Dumb shit doesn’t even know who the PRESIDENT is.

memzilla September 25, 2009 at 2:33 pm

Why doesn’t Katie talk about Glenn’s brother?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/39832218@N06/3953192713

Lionel Hutz Esq. September 25, 2009 at 2:34 pm

I’m not sure if this has been posted before, but it really does seem to explain it all:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmDqA0sbKaE&feature=player_embedded#t=174

Lionel Hutz Esq. September 25, 2009 at 2:39 pm

You’re the love of my life
but it cuts like a knife and I feel that I’m being misled
See I’m a little concerned for I’ve recently learned
of the swastika tattoo on your head.
And it makes you smile when you hear “Sig Heil”
You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard,
You do goose step salutes in your Doc Martin boots,
and you quoted “Mein Kampf” on our 5th anniversary card.

I think you’re a nazi baby,
are you a nazi?
You might be a nazi baby…

You keep extensive files on the Nuremberg trials, and
you watch them whenever they’re airing
I guess I should’ve known when you bought a new bone for
your puppies named Gerbils and Gearing
You showed up late to our very first date, I said How are
you” you said “White power”
Call me paranoid but I’m not overjoyed when you ask me if
[ Find more Lyrics on http://www.mp3lyrics.org/LJvg ]
I want to shower… I think you’re a nazi
Look deep in your psyce baby,
Are you a nazi?
Seem a little third reichie maybe?

Your every dress is monagrammed SS,
you hold an Aryan picnic and bash,
And it makes me irate when you say I’d look great,
if I’d wear a little tiny moustache,
Your social politics say that races don’t mix,
and you call it pure blood pollution
And whenever I’m sad, you say it’s not so bad,
for every problem there’s a “Final Solution”…
I think you’re a nazi,
Give me an answer baby
Are you a nazi?
You drive a fucking Panzer baby

They say that love is blind so how could I have guessed?
But then again I met you at a “Schindler’s List” protest…

I know you’re a nazi
And that’s why I’m leavin’
I know you’re a nazi

Rotundo September 25, 2009 at 2:40 pm

[re=419577]teebob2000[/re]: Probably a bit more than bipolar with this one, the paranoia is strong with him. As for the rest, you’re spot on.

Click September 25, 2009 at 2:41 pm

The one articulate individual who could have concisely and precisely explained to Ms. Couric what Glenn Beck meant by the term ‘White Kulture’ would have done so but she was apparently raped and murdered back in 1990.

Oldskool September 25, 2009 at 2:42 pm

I should show my dad this clip since he bought this stupid fucks book. Come to think of it, he’d probably agree with everything he managed not to say.

comicbookguy September 25, 2009 at 2:43 pm

[re=419563]Crank Tango[/re]: Beck is way behind Megs on the “I’d hit that” word cloud. Also.

comicbookguy September 25, 2009 at 2:43 pm

[re=419612]Click[/re]: Yes, I heard that too.

frumious_bandersnatch September 25, 2009 at 2:46 pm

I read a study from some university (I don’t remember which one) that theorized that he raped and murdered that girl to cover up the fact that she’d discovered his Furry relationship with her baby brother, which was something he was using to take his mind off the fact that he couldn’t find a local meth dealer.

Click September 25, 2009 at 2:47 pm

[re=419583]user-of-owls[/re]: He can only be overpowered by funk.

Lil' Kim Jong-Il September 25, 2009 at 2:48 pm

[re=419510]ignatius_riley[/re]: Why do you hate donuts?

nader paul kucinich gravel September 25, 2009 at 2:59 pm

[re=419583]user-of-owls[/re]: Rock the Casbah

Little Joe never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
New York City’s the place where they say
Hey babe take a walk on the wild side
I said hey Joe
Take a walk on the wild side ~

Come here a minute September 25, 2009 at 3:02 pm

[re=419612]Click[/re]: Glenn Beck is not denying that. What does he have to hide about how he defines white culture, and the accusations that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990?

[re=419583]user-of-owls[/re]: Enlighten the populace.

Manos: Hands of Fate September 25, 2009 at 3:04 pm

I believe a bizarre morning ritual called “Zoo radio” plays a vital role white culture. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJkxBLgd5Hs

Elephants Gerald September 25, 2009 at 3:04 pm

I’m thinking about quitting smoking so I live long enough to be alive when Glenn Beck dies.

jinxykb September 25, 2009 at 3:10 pm

Scruffy_The_Janitor says at 1:52 pm:

“I wonder if Beck has ever met Orly Taitz. Imagine that nut conspiracy conversation going on and on for 5 hours leading to dissapointing sex and a promise to call each other in the morning”

————————————–

Orly Taitz is Glenn Beck’s drag persona.

Tundra Grifter September 25, 2009 at 3:10 pm

This is the comment I questioned and objected to from the start. And I was very frustrated by the various media accounts of his statement that President Obama was a racist that did not include the astonishing stupid statement that Mr. Obama hates white culture.

This was, by far, the most revealing and dumbest thing he said!

My opinion of Ms. Couric just went up a couple hundred percent from the Palin interview that I thought was just outstanding.

This is how to interview someone! Do your homework, ask the question, and follow-up when they get that Mike-Wallace-from-Sixty-Minutes-is-asking-me-about-the-crime look on their faces.

She just kept following up, and Glum Bleek is so limp he can’t even stick up for himself. These gasbags are accustomed to taking on a tv camera or a radio microphone or a phone call with a cutt-off switch and they think they’re big swinging dicks.

Then he rambles and mumbles something about “soundbite journalism” as if that actually had meaning – and it just doesn’t.

Same as when Whooopie on The View tore him a new one for being a liar. He tries that little boy smile that he’s about 40 years too old for and it just doesn’t work.

Who writes his “books” for him?

What a dork.

Katie Couric – great job!

In a few days, when he’s actually thought of a response (and why would he agree to be interviewed in the first place? And why in the world would he not expect a question about such a dumb thing to say?) he’ll come up with an explanation and be all rough and tough about it.

coochiemama September 25, 2009 at 3:10 pm

[re=419583]user-of-owls[/re]: I once lived in a tiny, rural burg called Cosmopolis.

user-of-owls September 25, 2009 at 3:13 pm

[re=419658]coochiemama[/re]: That sounds like the opening line from “Dreams From My Coochimama”!

Tundra Grifter September 25, 2009 at 3:16 pm

At the risk of getting lost in the crazy, can anyone explain this quote to me?

“George Bush says my grandmother was a typical African-American that had, that had her views bred into her.”

Now, is that Glum Bleek’s grandmother, Mr. Obama’s grandmother, Mr. Bush’s grandmotehr (a typical African-American? I’m not so sure I’d agree with that) or Ms. Couric’s?

As to “views bred into her” I think we’re begining to get into Jimmy the Greek / Al Campanis territory here, buy anyway…

Sometimes “WTF?” is all you can ask?

Can anyone translate this or otherwise explain it to me?

Please?

MarSF September 25, 2009 at 3:33 pm

[re=419661]Tundra Grifter[/re]: I think old Glenn in trying to say that George Bush admitted that his Grandparents were racist jew-hating WASP’s and that he had inherited their views so he hates Glenn’s black relatives? That’s what I took away from that quote, anyhow……

voyetra8 September 25, 2009 at 4:06 pm

1. Glenn Beck was born in Washington State.
2. Ted Bundy was in Washington State, murdering and raping at the time.
3. Some have alleged Glenn Beck also murdered and raped a young girl.

1+2=3

I’m not saying Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990… but the connection here raises some interesting questions.

sezme September 25, 2009 at 4:08 pm

[re=419661]Tundra Grifter[/re]: Can’t say for sure, but after listening again, it appears he was trying to say that he can’t comment on accusations that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

Fox n Fiends September 25, 2009 at 4:10 pm

What a pathetic weasel. Not an ounce of testosterone in him. Couric slays another Can’tservative Hero.

riverside68 September 25, 2009 at 4:12 pm

[re=419661]Tundra Grifter[/re]: As a former criminal defense attorney who has spent much time sorting out the crazy, here is my best shot: Obama said he understood white culture because his wite grandmother was typical whitey. Beck was trying to say that if Bush said he understood black culture because his g-mom was black, and it was factually accurate, Sharpton and the rest of the coloreds would attack.

I give him credit for realizing part way through that if he made that clear, it would be the sound bite of the interview, so he lapsed into incoherence, not a big leap for him.

AnnieGetYourFun September 25, 2009 at 4:18 pm

To be perfectly fair, Jim, Meg McCain isn’t actually worth getting worked up about, either, but you literally post absolutely everything she says or does.

[re=419449]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Are you fucking kidding me? Maybe I’ll drive through a moon the city.

Min September 25, 2009 at 4:40 pm

Yes, America. Turn over a convenient stone, brush off the creepy crawlies, then pick it up, and hurl it at Glen Beck.

MzNicky September 25, 2009 at 5:27 pm

[re=419661]Tundra Grifter[/re]: Who knows what the fuck he was saying. I thought he meant Obama, not Shrub, and then he got all confused and scared and didn’t know enough to correct his sorry self.

Click September 25, 2009 at 5:45 pm

That was the worst episode of Intervention I’ve ever seen.

doxastic September 25, 2009 at 6:09 pm

What I love is that he actually gave the white culture answer, but inevitably cannot tell that he’s done so: “I don’t see what the big fuckin deal is. What’s your problem?”

Perversely eloquent.

kewlguy42069 September 25, 2009 at 6:15 pm

doesn’t he see that by avoiding the answer it just makes him look more like a racist who doesn’t want anyone to know he is one?

GreatOldOnesParty September 25, 2009 at 8:57 pm

I could watch 1:20-23 over and over again!

ShiningMathPath September 25, 2009 at 9:14 pm

Glenn Beck is Howard Beale without the integrity – just a good old boy out for a buck.

S.Luggo September 25, 2009 at 10:48 pm

[re=419514]Chickensmack[/re]: No. “Gotcha Journalism” isn’t asking “what do you mean by your words ‘white culture’”. That’s asking for a definition of a nebulous phrase used to grab resneck listeners so that they will see in it what they want. Keeping the phrase undefined, the pussy speaker can deny all inferences.

“Gotcha Journalism” would be planting a film crew outside of someone’s home, let’s say owner’s name is G.B., as he lures young boys into his basement. And that would be wrong.

davesnothere September 25, 2009 at 11:46 pm

A society that would enable this assclown to talk to more than three people at a time is doomed. “What are you talking about,” is a “gotcha” question?

sezme September 26, 2009 at 12:38 am

I neva woulda dreamed in a million years I’d see
So many mothafuckin’ people who feel like me
Who share the same views
And the same exact beliefs
It’s like a fuckin’ army marchin’ in back of me
So many lives I touched
So much anger aimed in no particular direction
Just sprays and sprays
And straight through your radio waves
It plays and plays
Till it stays stuck in ya head
For days and days
Who woulda thought standin’ in this mirror
Bleachin’ my hair wit some Peroxide
Reachin’ for a T-shirt to wear
That I would catapult to the fore-front of rap like this
How could I predict my words
And have an impact like this ?
I musta struck a chord wit somebody up in the office
Cuz congress keeps tellin’ me
I ain’t causin’ nothing but problems
And now they sayin’ I’m in trouble wid the Government
I’m lovin’ it
I’ve shoveled shit all my life
And now I’m dumpin’ it on

“White America” by Eminem

LowerdPeninsula September 26, 2009 at 2:10 am

Kind of off-subject, or tangential, but I’ve really come to like Ms. Couric doing the news, and particularly her interviews. Between this one and the Immanutjob, she hit on more important points and questions than either of the other two evening news anchors to be honest.

Zorg September 26, 2009 at 2:29 am

Gosh, am I the only person who would like to see this dickweed impaled on a splintery pine sapling and then tormented with flaming pine-pitch torches? It’s just my Viking genes talking…

sezme September 26, 2009 at 9:01 am

[re=420243]sezme[/re]: By which I of course meant that Glenn Beck believes he is (or perhaps really is ’cause who the hell knows) Marshall Mathers.

nader paul kucinich gravel September 26, 2009 at 10:33 am

[re=420243]sezme[/re]: We love it.

Go Figure September 26, 2009 at 12:30 pm

Turn over all the rocks…… in Glenn Beck’s head!!!!!

Come on Katie—- Glenn just says shit he makes up, don’t ask him to explain or defend it…. get with the program.

Bravo to Katie for continuing with *Just answer the question*.

I bet Beck refuses to do anymore interviews with Katie. Lil’ Katie kicks Beck’s ass! Bwahahahaha

gradgrind September 26, 2009 at 10:24 pm

[re=419437]Tommmcatt[/re]: Oh, dear, I guess you don’t know what “crepuscular” means. Maybe ask skoalrebel if you can borrow his thesaurus? On second thought, don’t, because he’d probably think you were asking for his favorite plastic dinosaur, the one that Jesus rides.

But you totally nailed “fart-knocker.” Partial credit will be awarded.

jasper f. krone September 27, 2009 at 12:09 am

[re=420417]gradgrind[/re]: Perhaps Tommmcatt lives above the Arctic Circle, in which case 3:30pm, ET (Glen Beck airtime) coincides with dusk, at certain times of the year. Then, the term would be justified. I say full credit.

jasper f. krone September 27, 2009 at 12:11 am

[re=420428]jasper f. krone[/re]: Oh, wait! That’s 5:30pm ET. I now relax my latitude requirement, and award full credit regardless.

Catholics4Condoms September 27, 2009 at 1:33 am

BeckBeck is a Peckpeck. He shouts all about what is wrong but he never gives any advice on what to do other than stupid teaparties (gay!). awww he’s afraid to go into a trap. Glen stop being so damned PC, he’s a PeeCee PooCee. Everybody call his radioshow and get through the screeners by talking like batshit reactionaries. Then call him out for not leading the revolution that he’s formenting say it (Foh-mentin’). Accuse him of being a PC PooC librul. Remind him that there was only one TeaParty in the first American Revolution. Tell him that it was talk radio in Rwanda that led the revolt of the average Joe God-fearing, conserative Hutus stood up to the elitist Kenyan librul Tutsis and their Hutu collaborators, and took their country back. Beckbeck will probably run with it. I wouldn’t egg him on for fear of a Rwandan-style glenndocide here. I’m such a vag.

Jiminy Glick September 27, 2009 at 2:56 am

White culture — you know, Jell-O salad, “ambrosia”, ham with canned pineapple rings and maraschino cherries, monster trucks, all that. But what I’m annoyed with is that Glenn Beck stole my look. I don’t think it really works for him, as he isn’t manic enough, but still, it’s insulting.

Liebestod September 27, 2009 at 7:34 am

There you had a chance to answer the question on behalf of the Mormons around the world and you blew it! Return your sacred magic underwear asap, what a disgrace you are!

DustBowlBlues September 27, 2009 at 3:34 pm

Personally, as a woman and mother of daughters, I’m appalled that he won’t answer the rape charges. I know the MSM has given him a pass, but I read it one the internet so I believe it.

Click September 27, 2009 at 5:54 pm

[re=420417]gradgrind[/re]: The technical term for crepuscular rays is of course, “Jesus rays.”

Click September 27, 2009 at 8:04 pm

“Katie, all you gotcha journalists are alike. You have no faith in the essential decency of the white man’s culture.”
– Fear and Loathing in Glenn Beck

rebellitor September 27, 2009 at 10:12 pm

I love it. She’s got him twisting in the wind out of his own giant white mouth.

Toaster September 27, 2009 at 10:30 pm

If you hate Glenn Beck, you are bound to love Pointless Planet:
http://www.pointlessplanet.com

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