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It’s Fine, Obama Will Just Make Do With Bush’s Vintage Fake Legal Rationales For Torture

by Juli Weiner  4:19 pm September 24, 2009

A choice bit of news today for terrorists and people who just seem like terrorists: Obama and his legal pals have decided that they will not be giving themselves any more pretend legal authority in order to detain suspicious people indefinitely. It turns out Bush and Cheney did a pretty comprehensive job of back in 2001 rounding up all the authority on Earth and renditioning the shit out of it in Gitmo and Bagram.

“Mark D. Agrast, deputy assistant attorney general for legislative affairs, and Brad Wiegman, a principal deputy and chief of staff in the National Security Division who heads an interagency task force on detention policy, told a group of about 15 activists that the government has all the detention authority it needs and will neither propose nor support any new legislation, according to several people who attended the meeting.”

This is considerate, because of the recession.

[Washington Post]

{ 40 comments }

ragecupcake September 24, 2009 at 4:23 pm

make due?

Saragon September 24, 2009 at 4:28 pm

It’s “make do”. How sad that your spelling failure has rendered your news article irrelevant.

ForTheTurnstiles September 24, 2009 at 4:28 pm

Mmm… needs more missle-krusher dongle.

SayItWithWookies September 24, 2009 at 4:29 pm

As long as they can still imprison people forever without charges and execute the innocent, what more do they really need?

Extemporanus September 24, 2009 at 4:32 pm

[re=418846]Saragon[/re]: How sad that your comment failure has rendered your opinion irrelevant.

Scruffy_The_Janitor September 24, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Look mums, I’m on the tele leading the parade…and one..and two..and one..

One Yield Regular September 24, 2009 at 4:35 pm

I’ve been hearing a lot about the “Beatles Remastered” albums. Is that the new cover for Abbey Road?

Extemporanus September 24, 2009 at 4:37 pm

According to nuclear powered word processor Glenn Greenwald, this is yet another in what is destined to be an endless string of “less bad than Bush” decisions made by the Obama Whitehouse.

In other words: “VICTORY!”

american mutt September 24, 2009 at 4:37 pm

FAIL!

magic titty September 24, 2009 at 4:41 pm

[re=418846]Saragon[/re]: It’s “STFU forever, Saragon”. And it wasn’t even a spelling failure, as ‘due’ was in fact, spelled correctly, numbnutz.

Naked Bunny with a Whip September 24, 2009 at 4:44 pm

I bet the inmates at Gitmo get universal healthcare! Socialism!

TGY September 24, 2009 at 4:45 pm

Hey, Juls can misspell anything she desires because she writes creatively. Give credit where credit is do.

AbstinenceOnly Ed September 24, 2009 at 4:45 pm

Does anyone else think “Saragon” is a pseudonym for the stir-crazy new mother Sarah K. Smith, eagerly typing away at home, baby at teat, in an attempt to tear down “that wonkwrecking slut” Juli Weiner, and avoid being supplanted?

It’s OK, Sarah, there’s room enough in our hearts for you AND Juli, and your baby, and maybe even intern Riley, but probably not.

Extemporanus September 24, 2009 at 4:46 pm

[re=418861]One Yield Regular[/re]: No, that’s actually the cover for Abu Road by the Beetle Baileys.

Extemporanus September 24, 2009 at 4:47 pm

[re=418877]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: “Saragon, take me away!”

problemwithcaring September 24, 2009 at 4:47 pm

“The administration’s decision avoids a potentially rancorous debate…”

Change you can – gain consensus on in between commercial breaks of Mad Men.

AbstinenceOnly Ed September 24, 2009 at 4:47 pm

[re=418868]magic titty[/re]: I believe the correct term would be a “homophonic lapse,” which sounds like something you’d find at a GOP lecture on “New Masculinity.”

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 24, 2009 at 4:48 pm

“And so, going forward, my administration will work with Congress to develop an appropriate legal regime.”

Oh dear. Let the Drudge Sirens and wingnut mouth-frothing commence…

TJBeck September 24, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Juli, you caved to the grammer naziz; this be slipperry slopeity.

rambone September 24, 2009 at 4:52 pm

[re=418877]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]: Exactly what I was thinking.

More precisely, what I would have thought, if only I had the time, inclination, mental acuity and motivation to make an effort in this pathetic existence I call my “life.”

Man, those Guantanamo detainees live the life, with their fancy shelters and halal SPAM sandwiches. When do I get my cut? Where’s my gubmint cheese? That’s what I want to know.

Extemporanus September 24, 2009 at 4:52 pm

[re=418887]TJBeck[/re]: Our Wonkette should not negotiate with grammarists!

shootfirst September 24, 2009 at 4:53 pm

homophonic?

Extemporanus September 24, 2009 at 4:55 pm

[re=418890]rambone[/re]: If you have any tats, I’m sure Sara would spare you a teat.

AbstinenceOnly Ed September 24, 2009 at 4:55 pm

[re=418890]rambone[/re]: You, sir, have had one to many KFC Famous Bowlsâ„¢. Put down your spork and step away from the slop.

AbstinenceOnly Ed September 24, 2009 at 4:56 pm

[re=418892]shootfirst[/re]: I never said I wasn’t making it up

Smoke Filled Roommate September 24, 2009 at 4:58 pm

It’s ‘make doo doo’. Or ‘make shit’, but that tends to confuse as it sounds very similar to makeshift.

P Drizzle September 24, 2009 at 4:58 pm

[re=418861]One Yield Regular[/re]: FTDubz.

[re=418862]Extemporanus[/re]: I kinda see where 2G is coming from. What a totally perfect time to have the “terrsts are still better than Lou Dobbs’ dirty mexican wife” conversation.

hobospacejunkie September 24, 2009 at 5:04 pm

Have to agree with Greenwald on this. Obama’s hardly made an effort to take a different path from the extra-constitutional W clowns. Rendition continues, as does the indefinite detention of those they want to, you know, detain indefinitely.

Way Cool Larry September 24, 2009 at 5:11 pm

coulda been a lot worse, but still not exactly change we can believe in

Pithaughn September 24, 2009 at 5:13 pm

Of course the timing is spot on. Why just today a furry brown man was charged with conspiring ( he actually bought the raw materials ! )to make and detonate bombs right here in US. So, we know we have to keep up the extra carefull wire taps and such, sadly.

BadKitty September 24, 2009 at 5:14 pm

[re=418875]TGY[/re]: Brown noser.

Extemporanus September 24, 2009 at 5:28 pm

[re=418899]P Drizzle[/re]: [re=418901]hobospacejunkie[/re]: [re=418908]Way Cool Larry[/re]: I guess the “sunny side” of Obama’s decision is that by making due-be-do-be-doo with Bush’s fake policies—at least for the now—he forestalls the longterm legally and governmentally-backed entrenchment of said policies that a more binding imprimatur from the Whitehouse and a Democratic Congress might impart.

In other words, for him to change the current policy to something truly “rule of law-ish”, and then to ratify that change via legislative changes that don’t expire the day he leaves office, he’s going to need a fully engaged Democratic caucus fresh off the spine implants they’re hopefully scheduled to receive after passing health care reform.

BWAHHHAHAHA!!! Did I just write that?

P Drizzle September 24, 2009 at 5:31 pm

[re=418925]Extemporanus[/re]: With erudition, sir.

And, to quote that late 20th century man-of-words James Hetfield: Sad but true.

lawrenceofthedesert September 24, 2009 at 6:52 pm

When only 15 activists show up and there’s no redwood nearby for anyone to climb into, you can pretty much promise them anything.

One Yield Regular September 24, 2009 at 6:53 pm

[re=418878]Extemporanus[/re]: Very nice.

the problem child September 24, 2009 at 6:53 pm

[re=418925]Extemporanus[/re]: Still on your pedi/mani high, I see! Don’t chip it on the keyboard,.

user-of-owls September 24, 2009 at 7:37 pm

[re=418846]Saragon[/re]: Frankly, I’m Agrast at your pettiness.

rocktonsammy September 24, 2009 at 9:00 pm

Do do diligence.

Paul Tardy September 24, 2009 at 10:05 pm

Wow It seemed so cool a black guy for President. Should have paid more attention to that black chick at NSA. Anyway water under the bridge as they say. Seems of you want MLK for President you should reincarnate him.

Dolmance September 24, 2009 at 11:31 pm

Be honest – haven’t you ever wanted to torture someone?

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