• February 14, 2012

Great photo here from Pittsburgh, the growing & thriving American business city! Huh? Oh, nevermind, 1958 ended a while ago. Tomorrow Pittsburgh will host the latest G20 conference, but NO FOREIGNS ALLOWED. [Flickr]

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doxastic September 23, 2009 at 12:45 pm

Seriously, that is what we in Pittsburgh call a state park (Really. Point State Park needs fixed yinz guys).

magic titty September 23, 2009 at 12:45 pm

Spiffy!

Way Cool Larry September 23, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Gotta keep the riffraff away from the elites, of course

V572625694 September 23, 2009 at 12:51 pm

I hope they consign the papier-mache-puppet-head brigades to one of those “freedom cages” miles away from any actual events. Because it would just be terrible if all these powerful people were to find out that somebody, somewhere, thinks the current system is screwed up. Imagine their dismay!

Tundra Grifter September 23, 2009 at 12:51 pm

OK – I’ll be the first to say it.

I think this would be somewhat funnier if I could actually read what that blue sign says.

SayItWithWookies September 23, 2009 at 12:54 pm

Pittsburgh — okay. I guess Bayonne was full up or something.

Cookie_Monster_Cupcake September 23, 2009 at 12:55 pm

Where is Frick with his Union Busting Army when you REALLY need him.

Scarab September 23, 2009 at 12:56 pm

That’s quite a coup for Pittsburgh. The G20 should bring a lot of business to local bail bondsmen, window repairmen, and that one vegetarian restaurant.

jagorev September 23, 2009 at 12:56 pm

[re=417402]Tundra Grifter[/re]: You can if you click through to Flickr. It says “WALKWAY TO NORTH SHORE CLOSED”

mephistopheles jefferson September 23, 2009 at 12:56 pm

I’ll take two pickets to Tittsburgh, please!

What, nothing? Not even you, Grandpa?

Snarkalicious September 23, 2009 at 12:59 pm

When the fuck did the Minutemen take over Pittsburgh?

hobospacejunkie September 23, 2009 at 12:59 pm

Isn’t about time the Steelers changed their name? When’s the last time steel was made in Pittsburgh?

Bearbloke September 23, 2009 at 1:04 pm

[re=417422]hobospacejunkie[/re]: To what, “The MethMakers”?

finallyhappy September 23, 2009 at 1:08 pm

[re=417413]Scarab[/re]: Cmon, don’t they have hookers and bars there?

sistagurl September 23, 2009 at 1:09 pm

Unless 19 of those countries are Libya in different costumes, then Pittsburgh is just not worth it (for the nth year in a row). Everything King of Africa speaks is truth etched in liberty.

give us a bob September 23, 2009 at 1:09 pm

[re=417415]jagorev[/re]: Really? Because the plastic barricades and chain-link fence wouldn’t have tipped anyone off.

widget09 September 23, 2009 at 1:11 pm

[re=417422]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Hey, watch it there, don’t piss off steelers fans, we’ll find out where you live.

charlesdegoal September 23, 2009 at 1:11 pm

I once hitchhiked from White Plains to Pittsburgh. In the sixties. With Martin Davis. Those were the days. Never been back that I can remember. It blends in my mind with Glasgow.

bitchincamaro September 23, 2009 at 1:12 pm

Pittsburgh: City of funny gynecologists.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWp4-bM2ADk

ChernobylSoup v2 September 23, 2009 at 1:18 pm

[re=417420]Snarkalicious[/re]: Clever!

AbstinenceOnly Ed September 23, 2009 at 1:18 pm

Pittsburgh is as moribund as the GOP. Only Mitt Romney could save this town. Welcome to Mittsburgh!!

Dashboard_Buddha September 23, 2009 at 1:19 pm

What, no barbed wire?

TGY September 23, 2009 at 1:27 pm

Embrace the suck, world!

Extemporanus September 23, 2009 at 1:27 pm

That’s not a very immaculate reception.

Jim89048 September 23, 2009 at 1:29 pm

[re=417439]sistagurl[/re]: Africa the country, or the continent? Because I heard that accolade belonged to Obama, being all Kenyan like that…

shortsshortsshorts September 23, 2009 at 1:29 pm

That is one of the best photos ever taken, ever. Who took this photo? I WILL PAY IN CASH.

Servo September 23, 2009 at 1:36 pm

Each of the G20 delegates will leave with a “B” carved in his/her face.

sevenrepeat September 23, 2009 at 1:38 pm

if they held the conference in california, the golden state could auction it to make some money.

Servo September 23, 2009 at 1:46 pm

Take ‘em all on a tour of the local gems…Braddock and Turtle Creek.

mardam422 September 23, 2009 at 1:52 pm

[re=417422]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Sorry, it still is.

That’s a funny picture and all, but at least the bridge to nowhere has been finished.
Extra points for anyone old enough to get that reference.

Also.

sistagurl September 23, 2009 at 1:53 pm

[re=417474]Jim89048[/re]: For Mr. Obama personally, however, he had only warm words, calling on the collected nations to welcome “our son” on the occasion of his first United Nations appearance. “We are content and happy if Obama can stay forever as the president of America,” he said…

As Prince President for FOREVORE, Obama stands to inherit all but French-speaking Africa. This includes Russia.

Capitol Hillbilly September 23, 2009 at 1:55 pm

things Pittsburgh has that DC does not:

great blue collar food
many good local beers
cheap rent
cable car up the mountainside
trolley cars
three rivers
professional football
andy warhol museum

things DC has that Pittsburg does not:

politicians and their aides
universities … oh wait, Carnegie Mellon and Pitt …
high priced restaurants for lobbyists
lobbyists
stifling regulations
more subway lines
smithsonian museums
excellent enforcement of parking regulations

Cookie_Monster_Cupcake September 23, 2009 at 2:04 pm

[re=417514]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]:
Things DC has that PGH doesn’t
Jobs
Salads without Fries
Houses people want to live in
The graduates of Pitt and CMU
A future

Servo September 23, 2009 at 2:05 pm

[re=417514]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]:
Another Stanley Cup.

mookworthjwilson September 23, 2009 at 2:11 pm

[re=417407]SayItWithWookies[/re]: One of the rules I live my life by is “If it smells like Bayonne, leave it alone”

Terry September 23, 2009 at 2:13 pm

[re=417514]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]:

Great blue collar food? You mean jumbo and chipped ham? Putting french fries inside the sandwich rather than beside it? Yinze need to get out of don-ton DC if you think we don’t have good blue collar food here.

Pennsylvania’s biggest export? People.

Extemporanus September 23, 2009 at 2:14 pm

[re=417514]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: Know what else Pittsburgh has? THE G20 BAY-BEEE!

Suck on that, Dipshit of Columbia! You are SOOO jealous right now! HAHAHA!!!

Terry September 23, 2009 at 2:16 pm

[re=417536]mookworthjwilson[/re]:

Oh, there’s worse than Bayonne. Have you been through Elizabeth, NJ? How to I describe the smell? Take the smell of dozens of paper mills, add a hearty dose of open toxic waste pits, mix in the smell of mountains of decaying flesh. Elizabeth, NJ, smells worse than that.

Dangerous September 23, 2009 at 2:16 pm

I have friends and clients in Pittsburgh, but I can’t seem to bring myself to tell them that there aren’t really 3 rivers in Pittsburgh. There are actually just 2 rivers. They just give them 3 names!!

For those of you going ‘Huh?’ and native Pittsburgher, the fact is, lots of cities have two rivers meet. Pittsburgh is nothing special in that regard. But in Pittsburgh, after the rivers meet, they just call it ‘Ohio’. Everywhere else, one of the rivers absorbs the other but keeps it’s name.

DirtyHarriett September 23, 2009 at 2:17 pm

[re=417514]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: And a 6th Super Bowl Trophy….also.

Tundra Grifter September 23, 2009 at 2:31 pm

[re=417415]jagorev[/re]: Thank you!

sleepy September 23, 2009 at 2:39 pm

[re=417547]Dangerous[/re]: dude, only anarchists would refute pittsburgh’s three rivers, the confluence of which forms a frikkin’ geographical peace sign, man. if only other cities would redd up their joints once in a while, even when it’s slippy.

Capitol Hillbilly September 23, 2009 at 2:42 pm

[re=417538]Terry[/re]: pirogies, hoagies, sausages etc … cheap … in the city, not 15 miles out in a strip mall … with a good local beer for three bucks or less.

Jukesgrrl September 23, 2009 at 2:50 pm

[re=417422]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Steel has been made in Pittsburgh more recently than Redskins lived along the shores of the Potomac.

[re=417509]mardam422[/re]: I get it. AND for added benefit, there are now some things you’d want to go to on the other side.

[re=417547]Dangerous[/re]: There is an underground river in Pittsburgh that is unseeable but indispensable to the city’s riverine ecosystem. It would be called an aquifer, but since it runs along a channel, it is more appropriately called a river. The water is constantly 55 degrees, has no bacteria, and is the source of some of Pittsburgh’s drinking water. It also supplies the water that gushes out of the fountain in Point State Park. The Allegheny, the Monongahela, and that other thing. So there.

mardam422 September 23, 2009 at 3:13 pm

[re=417547]Dangerous[/re]: Ahh, we know. The Allegheny River was originally a portion of the Ohio River, and considered so as far back as the Six Tribes, who lived there. White men began calling the river Allegheny, which was the Indian name for the surrounding area.

The more you know.

Terry September 23, 2009 at 3:36 pm

[re=417613]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]:

Time to get off Capitol Hill, Dude.

You got me on the beer, though. I drink Yuengling.

One Yield Regular September 23, 2009 at 3:48 pm

Go shopping! Avoid potential targets! Go out to the movies or the theater! Avoid places where large numbers of people congregate! Remain calm! Threat level orange! Go on about your usual business! Terror terror terror!

NYNYNY September 23, 2009 at 4:11 pm

[re=417514]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: Pittsburgh: the place where Flashdance took place that is 8 hours from Philadelphia!

Second slogan: Better than DC? It has to be! Pittsburgh.

NYNYNY September 23, 2009 at 4:13 pm

[re=417514]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: ANDY WARHOL MUSEUM, MOTHERFUKERZ!!! EAT IT!

TubeCity September 23, 2009 at 4:18 pm

Someone should clean those oil or skid marks on the pavement with a good warsh-rag.

sleepy September 23, 2009 at 4:24 pm

[re=417760]TubeCity[/re]: …and presumably someone has bundled some warsh-rags with a gumband…

WadISay September 23, 2009 at 4:29 pm

[re=417613]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: Pittsburgh has the living dead, from that documentary.

Aquannissiwamissoo September 23, 2009 at 5:05 pm

Santorum is from Pennswillvania.

end discussion.

kapish September 23, 2009 at 5:09 pm

“If you go by Beaver Falls
Be sure to stop
And make some calls.”
(From a localized version of BomKauf’s “Green Green Rocky Road” – sung at the Shadyside Picnic in the 60′s.)

Ohio Wonkette Fan September 23, 2009 at 7:25 pm

[re=417601]sleepy[/re]: bong hits for all of the rivers; for the house, man…

Ohio Wonkette Fan September 23, 2009 at 7:28 pm

dude; I canoed on the fourth river, the clarion. look it up on the map, it was a blast…

ladymacbeth September 23, 2009 at 9:29 pm

well i am not from pittsburgh but i am in pittsburgh this week for the very stupidest of (non g20) reasons and i have to say:

1. it is very pretty
2. pitts seems to be dealing with all this rather more effectively than my hometown chi (‘i could parachute me there’) or adopted city LA (‘Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles’) ever ever EVER could. i don’t know about NY.

tho that fries on salad thing. that’s weird.

still, rock on pittsburgh.

LowerdPeninsula September 24, 2009 at 12:56 am

I used to be ambivalent about Pittsburgh, until every. single. one. of their residents decided to get haughty and smartassed with the “we’re not Detroit” (I’m from Detroit) meme they all so love to parrot. For fucks sake, Detroit proper may be losing people, but your entire damned metropolitan has been bleeding people out of the ass for fucking decades.

We’re coming to kick yinz ass, you Appalachian hillbillies. Eat it.

Captain Swing September 24, 2009 at 9:27 am

[re=417475]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: …and it doesn’t even need a blingee!

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