• The FBI is doing that thing again where it suggests that everyone to get the seriously get the fuck away from any hotels or stadiums, while at the same time claiming that there have been no “specific” threats against specific places like “stadiums” and “hotels.” [CNN]
  • South Korea has finally OK’ed the sale of the iPhone, the North Korea of Apple products. [Wall Street Journal]
  • Obama has impressed his new U.N. friends by doing the mature thing and admitting that maybe, yes, fine, the U.S. isn’t completely uninvolved in polluting the Earth. And yeah, we’re all super committed to not doing this anymore, mmhmm. [Los Angeles Times]
  • Obama’s deal with The Pharmaceuticals—in which America would save like $80 billion on drugs in the next decade—is hated by every single person ever, plus Chuck Grassley, on principle. [New York Times]
  • The “Tom DeLay episode” of Dancing With the Stars was the show’s least popular season-opener ever, except for its first season, back when no one even knew what it was and Tom DeLay was still a common street thug yet to be touched by the redemptive power of dance. [Washington Post]
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  1. What happened to the color coded terror alert system? I seem to recall that Charlie Crist’s tan color was best means of determining the current alert level.

  2. [re=417093]finallyhappy[/re]: YOU FOOL! That’s what the terrorists want you to think, and just when you equate the sounds of a married-but-not-to-each-other couple fucking in the next room with safety, BOOM! U R DED

  3. You’d think that with the way our weak in the knees imposter president has gone all over the place apologizing and capitulating to terrist that they’d cut us a little slack. Ungrateful ragheads we’re dealing with, I say.

  4. [re=417096]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Or, perhaps Dancing With the Stars will kill Delay, again, the only good thing for US America that it has ever done.

  5. Yeah, this will be Chinese terrorists getting back at us for sending Sarah to Hong Kong.

    On the plus side after they blow up our asses they’ll do a beautiful watercolor of the devastation.

    And of course “chicken.”

  6. Juli wrote: “….back when no one even knew what it was and Tom DeLay was still a common street thug yet to be touched by the redemptive power of dance.”

    Now I know I’m in love…

  7. [re=417102]jasper f. krone[/re]: You LIE!


    “She’s definitely a serious future presidential candidate, and I understand why she plays so well in middle America,” said Mr. Coulter, a Canadian.

  8. [re=417093]finallyhappy[/re]: Since they are basically run by Al Qaeda operatives, yes.

    [re=417107]Tundra Grifter[/re]: You, too, eh?

    Dammit, Juli, quit breaking our hearts, willya?

  9. Really, why would the bad guys think that a sports stadium is a prime target that would cause deep psychological damage to Americans? There are many more places with lots of people in them that would be more upsetting.

  10. ““And there was nothing derogatory in it, no sleight of hand, and believe me, I was listening for that,” he said, adding that Mrs. Palin referred to Mr. Obama as “our president,” with the emphasis on “our.””


  11. [re=417115]Terry[/re]:Yeah, I know. But Ratigan had actual cell-phone video. That voice, which I had not heard in many months, jarred me out of my morning reverie. Oh, and I dropped the hot iron on my foot.

  12. [re=417105]Cicada[/re]: This means Delay is going to have to dress Tucker Carlson up like a tranny hooker at the next values voters conference.


  13. [re=417093]finallyhappy[/re], [re=417095]4tehlulz[/re]: You’re never safe in those kind of flops. And don’t touch the bedspreads without latex gloves. The hotel staff calls them “fuckblankets,” in honor of those happy couples that can’t wait to turn down the blanket.

    [re=417107]Tundra Grifter[/re]: Me too. Not missing Mama K Smith nearly as much ha ha.

  14. [re=417115]Terry[/re]: Who translated it from Snowbilly to English to Mandarin?

    Oh, Jules…there’s one too many ‘its’ in your last briefing…

  15. [re=417094]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: No, that would be orange.
    Seriously, I watched DWTS last night for the first time at my mom’s insistence. I’m pretty sure it signals the approach of the Apocalypse.

  16. [re=417111]TGY[/re]: The redemptive power of dance, sure. But the real reason to love Juli this morning is her inspired use of the word fuck in her very first sentence. I’m swooning.

  17. [re=417129]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: It’s a hazard of middle-age. Simple acts begin to lose their magic. But nothing is less erotic that the sound of “main st, dontcha know?”

  18. I’m probably late on this, but does anyone else find it ironic that The Hammer made his dancing debut in a ”brown shirt”. Any one? No?

    [re=417161]widget09[/re]: Meth goggles.

  19. I think people hate the pharma deal not because it “saves 87 billion dollars” but because it prevents us, the drug customers, from saving, collectively, 87 billion dollars by allowing bargaining on drug prices. people wanted lower drug prices, and now they won’t get them. which is bad.

  20. Live blog experience of decade missed: Khadafy at the UN. Either he’s high, his translator is drunk, or the UN has found a speaker who makes Bible Spice sound lucid. Also.

  21. [re=417211]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: According to that link, her speech lasted 75 minutes. That’s legalized torture, IMHO. PsycGirl’s rule of speechifying is: Never talk more than 45 minutes. The brain turns off after that, unless you’re talking about sex and I’m sure she was not. And 75 minutes of THAT VOICE…I feel faint.

  22. [re=417272]DustBowlBlues[/re]: GDamm! The sumbitch just quit–two hours worth of rambling shit. They even had to go to another translator. Guess he just beat the first one’s tongue to a pulp and they had to bring in a spare. Crazy fucker. Iran’s Ahmajadhardname’s speeches sound like Thomas Jefferson penned them by comparison to that weird fucker.

    If only they’d planted Joe Wilson in the audience. Could have been HIlarious!

  23. Dr. Nancy (who supports the public option and has replaced my crush on Dr. Gupta with a girl crush on her) asked some reporter why we should care about this crazy fucker, Khadafy. He answered her, and I yelled, “You lie!” at the screen.

    We’d parachute the entire contents of Bagram prison into Libya if tent man would give Exxon/Mobil an exclusive deal on all that Libyan oil. Americans have the morality of crackheads when it comes to getting cheap gasoline.

  24. [re=417390]DustBowlBlues[/re]: “the morality of crackheads”

    Hot damn, I’m going to have to start using that phrase. It sounds like an excellent, snarky book title.

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