Do Not Miss Out On Jonah Goldberg's Heavy Breathing Telethon TONIGHT
National Review is so fucking weird, Jesus Christ. Here's their new thing, "National Review Calls Home," which is like a giant hideous conference call between Jonah Goldberg and rented auxiliary humans Rich Lowry and Mark Steyn—and of course all the National Review subscribers, whom Jonah Goldberg will personally be calling from some sticky-buttoned corded phone somewhere. "During the call Rich, Jonah, and Mark will discuss the hottest issues of the day. You’ll get the opportunity to ask questions, answer surveys, or you can just sit back and enjoy hearing these great pundits and observers make sense of the current political scene." Jonah Goldberg will actually illegally stalk his readers until they sign up for his fake open-source wingnut radio. [ NRO ]