PURE SLIME  11:21 am September 22, 2009

Evil Lanny Davis Has Some Dandy New Thing To Make You ‘Civil’

by Jim Newell

WAHHHWe were watching this horrific CNN clip of evil Washington corporate lawyer/lobbyist Lanny Davis and others discussing the recent uptick in American rudeness — a few black athletes and rappers (and Joe Wilson!) have been very rude recently, according to the new fake national trend — and as Lanny was whining about Jimmy Carter’s “virulent anti-Israel attitude,” we noticed that he was associated with something called “The Civility Project” for this particular television vomit-bath. Yes, that’s right, the known poopfuck Lanny Davis has some new organization where he moans about civility! HE… HE WANTS US TO TAKE A PLEDGE.

It’s nice that between his stints lobbying for the new illegal Honduran government (a.k.a. American retail interests) and the health insurance industry (for some reason, he doesn’t want a public option at all!), Lanny Davis still finds time to promote a whiny, condescending new website about how we should all stop being MEAN.

“Take the pledge,” we are instructed. But who will bear witness?? A-ha, Lanny Davis is so civil that he is putting us on the Honor Code! (BUT IF YOU CATCH ANYONE BREAKING THE HONOR CODE THEN TELL LANNY.)

Everyone write terrible things about Lanny Davis now, in the comments!

Lanny Davis: Jimmy Carter Really Shamefully Contributed to What We Would Call In-Civil Dialogue Here [Crooks and Liars]
[The Civility Project]

 

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{ 75 comments }

norbizness September 22, 2009 at 11:25 am

Lannny: Also me, in the most civil way possible (with a calligraphy-laden, gold-embossed invitation employing arcane, Noonanesque entreaties), invite you to chow down on a bowl of dicks. And, for some light after-dinner entertainment, we will watcheth thou taketh that pledge and crammeth it in sideways.

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 22, 2009 at 11:25 am

Today we are all incivil poopfucks.

widget09 September 22, 2009 at 11:26 am

Go fuck yourself Larry!

BadKitty September 22, 2009 at 11:27 am

Meh, fuck you, Davis. You can take your civility pledge and shove it sideways.

martinette September 22, 2009 at 11:27 am

There’s no reason for plain speaking when passive-agression is called for.

Norbert September 22, 2009 at 11:28 am

I have already taken the pledge, so I will not stoop to write uncivil things about this facefucker whore, Lanny Davis, in the comments.

the problem child September 22, 2009 at 11:29 am

Should probably require those who take the pledge to wear some distinctive badge so that they can be identified for shaming, tracking, ratting purposes. Like a nosering, or something. Maybe a barcode?

JSDC007 September 22, 2009 at 11:29 am

I will never call Joe Lieberman a troll again.

He is merely a goblin, and goblins are people too.

thefrontpage September 22, 2009 at 11:29 am

Lanny: The hell with you! Go to hell! You’re a moron and an idiot! You lie! Screw you!

WadISay September 22, 2009 at 11:30 am

Lanny Davis is still predicting that Hillary is going to edge out the colored fella.

Wonkette is really striving to meet the posting goals of Our President’s 5-year plan this morning. Does Wonkette have a 2:00 PM T-off time?

Manos: Hands of Fate September 22, 2009 at 11:31 am

Here’s my pledge

I will tell military junta loving, insurance lobbying, beltway whore Lanny Davis to shove it up his a** during any encounter I may have with him as runs from Charlie Palmers to his limo.

Cape Clod September 22, 2009 at 11:31 am

Lanny, buddy. Maybe we would have a little more civility if the insurance companies you whore for hadn’t sent all those mouth breathers to yell and scream at town hall meetings

SayItWithWookies September 22, 2009 at 11:35 am

What the hell’s wrong with Lanny? Doesn’t he know that civility pledges are a sure sign of an Oedipus complex? No, I’m not going to take your little pledge, dumbass, because I’m not nine years old and nursing a latent desire to crawl back into mommy’s birth canal. Good luck with your issues, though.

Jim Demintia September 22, 2009 at 11:36 am

Dear Lanny,

Please go fuck yourself back into the womb of your mother.

Sincerely,

Jim Demintia

Way Cool Larry September 22, 2009 at 11:37 am

Hey Lanny– I got yer civility riiiight here!

What a loathsome dickwipe he is.

bureaucrap September 22, 2009 at 11:39 am

this is just the latest iteration of our capitalist overlords’ standing command to bend over and take it up the ***.

hobospacejunkie September 22, 2009 at 11:40 am

I don’t think I want to take you, or your luggage, to the airport, Lanny. What the fuck kind of a name is Lanny? Was his dumb brother too fucking stupid to pronounce Larry?

Decker September 22, 2009 at 11:41 am

How soon until Lanny hires Oily Taint to sue the President for proof of his Civility Pledge (the long form)?

hunter.blatherer September 22, 2009 at 11:42 am

The real reason people like Lanny Davis want “civility” is because it would be incredibly rude in polite society to mention the rapes, needless deaths and other carnage they enable.

RoscoePColtraine September 22, 2009 at 11:43 am

I pledge to keep my open ridicule, mockery and snark to a higher level than the intelligence of the person at whom it is directed, to spare their feelings. For a limited time only.

Guppy06 September 22, 2009 at 11:43 am

I will be civil only when the situation merits it.

I will only act respectfully towards those that have earned my respect.

I will not oppose incivility that is justified.

Darkness September 22, 2009 at 11:45 am

Eh, more “we get to call you treasonists”, and “on-the-heretics’-road-to-hellers”, and whatevershitwewant when WE have the mic, but after we fuck over the country because we were distracted by 11 year old boys reading girlie mags and the mic gets passed around, we get to put out a general call for civility and pretend like we have the high ground. Right.

There is a schoolyard saying about this, something about taking what you dish out. Maybe all these dickwads were homeschooled and missed that lesson.

Chickensmack September 22, 2009 at 11:47 am

I will happily vomit-bathe Lanny Davis.

freakishlystrong September 22, 2009 at 11:48 am

Lanny, please take your pledge, hand write it on a big sign, and wade in to throng of teabaggers…

Mahousu September 22, 2009 at 11:51 am

Look, while Lanny Davis might be a whore’s whore, he’s in the select company of those who have had a disease named after them. It’s almost as big an honor as one of those MacArthur grants.

gurukalehuru September 22, 2009 at 11:51 am

Dear Mr. Davis, with all due respect, you fuckers started it, so eat shit and die.

Chain Tattoo September 22, 2009 at 11:51 am

You know, “Lanny Davis” means “Lubed rectum” in Klingon.

groove September 22, 2009 at 11:53 am

Lanny Davis must have absolutely nothing – nothing – on his plate right now in order to create a non-issue out of three – three – people being so-called “rude.” It’s like dude just fell off the turnip truck yesterday.

Hey, Lanny, way to keep up, douchebag. We’ve been assholes to each other for at least the past two thousand years. I mean, we nailed a guy to a tree for saying we should be nice to each other. Where was your civility pledge then, huh, jerk?

converse September 22, 2009 at 11:54 am

I will stand against incivility when I see it and beat the holy shit out of all those wingerbaggers.

schvitzatura September 22, 2009 at 11:55 am

If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.

Thomas De Quincey, Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts – 1827

Lanny’s next crusade will be his promotion of the new-and-improved “Davis Daily Planner”…

ericstoltz September 22, 2009 at 11:55 am

@freakishlystrong I want video of that on the YouTubes!

Min September 22, 2009 at 11:55 am

I tried being civil, but then somebody really pissed me off.

The Church of Realism September 22, 2009 at 11:56 am

I’ll be more civil if Lanny Davis promises to stop finger-banging howler monkeys.

WhatTheHeck September 22, 2009 at 11:57 am

How can we be civil when these same ijuts pledge to cut the ranks of the civil service.
Shut up Lanny, you uncivil buffoon.

missiles_4_sale_like_new September 22, 2009 at 12:06 pm

Lanny, You was Frat Brothers with George W. Bush, so you’ll know what I mean when I say, “Grab your ankles and remove the codpiece pledge, prepare for a Crawford Cramberry”

nader paul kucinich gravel September 22, 2009 at 12:08 pm

Ridicule all legitimate questions concerning 9/11.
Sell & glorify Israeli war propaganda.

Distractions & division
Disinformation

Rotundo September 22, 2009 at 12:09 pm

[re=416476]the problem child[/re]: Recycle all of those “chastity pledge rings” from the knocked up bible belt girls. You can probably get them pretty cheap these days.

hiphophitler September 22, 2009 at 12:10 pm

You mean, he’s actually known to fuck poop? Eeeeww.

tropaean September 22, 2009 at 12:11 pm

Dear Lanny,
Fuck you. In the neck hole. With a Garden Weasel.
Just die.

Love and kisses,

Moi

fallia September 22, 2009 at 12:12 pm

Man, The Civility Project would be a great name for a band. Screw you, Lanny, for taking a perfectly good band name and douching it up!

jesusbutter September 22, 2009 at 12:14 pm

I’ll sign just as soon as Joe Wilson properly and sincerely apologizes to Barry.

Country Club Jihadi September 22, 2009 at 12:16 pm

I simply must consult Emily Post before I send Lanny a Kosher bag of unleavened, circumcised dicks. I do want it to be perfect.

Naked Bunny with a Whip September 22, 2009 at 12:20 pm

I’ll sign a civility pledge as soon as Davis signs an integrity pledge.

Judas Peckerwood September 22, 2009 at 12:22 pm

I hereby pledge to kick Lanny Davis in the nutsack — really, really hard — every time I see him. Amen.

gambypants September 22, 2009 at 12:24 pm

Sorry, it had to be done. http://tinyurl.com/n5yshl

iburl September 22, 2009 at 12:29 pm

Lanny. You are a whore and a world class douche. Wow this civility stuff is boring. Let me try again without the fetters of civility. >ahem<
DOUCHEWHORE!!! Scumfuk! You stinking pile of steaming Komodo dragon shit!

TGY September 22, 2009 at 12:44 pm

Normal person + anonymity + audience = complete cockmonger

C’est le Intarwebs.

Dreadful Gate September 22, 2009 at 12:45 pm

Lanny Davis is a quivering, full-to-bursting porcine sack of fermented syphilitic pus who should be locked in a tractor-trailer in the desert until he doesn’t smell anymore

YesWeKant September 22, 2009 at 12:49 pm

Lanny: Has that douchebag David Denby taken the pledge yet? If not, I don’t think we can take this pledge seriously… so eat a bag of dicks with a side of salty nutz.

mr. wunnerful September 22, 2009 at 12:55 pm

Lanny, I’ll take your pledge if you pledge to stop fut bucking my country.

Extemporanus September 22, 2009 at 12:59 pm

Keep civilly fucking that chicken, Lanny.

Godot September 22, 2009 at 1:01 pm

the heck kinda name is lanny anyway

like his parents couldnt decide if they wanted him to be larry or lenny

lanny has no trouble deciding to be a slimy weasel though

lanny’s pretty confident on that one

Godot September 22, 2009 at 1:02 pm

[re=416627]Extemporanus[/re]: Lanny himself looks kinda chicken-like. Perhaps you should tell him “Keep getting civilly fucked by Nick Gregory, Lanny”?

Extemporanus September 22, 2009 at 1:14 pm

[re=416636]Godot[/re]: Keep civilly fucking yourself, Lanny!

Yaybuls September 22, 2009 at 1:23 pm

DEATH BEFORE DISCOURTESY.

GuyClinch September 22, 2009 at 1:27 pm

So much interesting info on the Wiki-whacker; apparently Lanny got frat-hazed by GWB while at Yale and had to drink vodka out of the future preznit’s butt, then lost a congressional race after lying about his academic record (his real major was butt-vodka), but nevertheless went on to become Bill Clinton’s favorite legwarmer in the WH.

Holy Cow!! September 22, 2009 at 1:44 pm

Great theme for a tea party!

Barrelhse September 22, 2009 at 2:12 pm

Hey, Davis, “civil” THIS, har har.

disgustedcitizen September 22, 2009 at 2:21 pm

I guess it would rude, not to mention, mean of me to say, “Go fuck yourself, Lanny.”

Not_So_Much September 22, 2009 at 2:28 pm

Was it Lanny that left doody on Larry Craig’s weener that one time?

spraklepeapooh September 22, 2009 at 2:31 pm

Really, why not take a principled stand for incivility?

McDuff September 22, 2009 at 2:33 pm

Don’t know where you’ve been Lanny, but American discourse has ALWAYS been uncivil. Dudes were yelling “you lie” or worse at Presidents way before you were born — just ask Jefferson, Madison, Lincoln, and FDR for starters. So, stop trying to make Real Americans into polite British debate society poo-bahs, ya bag of shit.

Snarkalicious September 22, 2009 at 2:36 pm

Lanny Davis: Bringing new meaning to the term ‘Chupacabra’.

doloras September 22, 2009 at 2:40 pm

Lanny’s coup buddies in Honduras are on the way out. Not without killing a few protestors first, sadly.

Eric Cheney September 22, 2009 at 3:06 pm

I’m not pledgin’ unless Lanny cries like Beck and squeals like Limbaugh when he’s greased all over and buns-up kneelin’.

EdFlinstone September 22, 2009 at 3:20 pm

So who is paying whore and I mean that in the most civil sense, Lanny Davis, to ask us to be civil.

sezme September 22, 2009 at 4:00 pm

Lanny Davis, you pathetic excuse for a human being. While your shamlessly hypocritical civil discourse pledge might impress a few dementia-laden bitters, the rest of us see right through you and it’s not a pretty sight. I’d say Jim was going easy on you with ‘poopfuck’.

GreatOldOnesParty September 22, 2009 at 4:58 pm

[re=416553]fallia[/re]: The Civility Projcet (Parental Warning: Explicit Lyrics)

skutre September 22, 2009 at 5:38 pm

Lanny’s Mama is so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radio won’t get stolen.

Suds McKenzie September 22, 2009 at 6:44 pm

Pledges?, we don’t need no stinking pledges.

eclecticbrotha September 22, 2009 at 7:52 pm

Nice of Lanny “Finster” Davis to take time out from abetting a dictator down south. On behalf of Manuel Zelaya, eat a bag filled with 7.5 million Honduran dicks, sir.

jaba the slut September 22, 2009 at 8:29 pm

Do we have to say “fudge” instead of ‘fuck’, and “no thanks” instead of ‘step off, bitch’?
If so, what does one do with ‘fudgepacker’? Do you turn that into “fun-pooper” or something? Is that more civil? These fucking things continue to be confusing.

obfuscator September 24, 2009 at 1:22 am

lanny davis is calling me out for rudeness? well, he can suck my fucking cock and go fuck himself in his own stupid fucking ass.

Dr. Barry M Enema September 25, 2009 at 2:05 pm

Lanny might ask himself how rude it is to take the president of a sovereign nation — which is also an OAS member — rush him to a US military airport, and then dump him off in some third country. In the middle of the night

He might also want to ask himself if it’s even ruder to protect American investment — of the likes of Chiquita Banana and The Gap — in order to prop up the wrong side in an internal dispute. Even when it involves the president of a sovereign nation merely proposing to put a non-binding referendum for a new constitution on the ballot. Granted, Sr. Zelaya was acting a bit strange for thinking that Honduras’s present constitution was drawn up during the regime of a military junta.

So it’s not rude at all when the US props up interim governments as blatantly lop-sided as is the acting Honduran government. Mr. Obama and Ms. Clinton merely want Robert Micheletti to roll back the country’s minimum wage for its sweatshop workers to the 17TH Century. “Intelligent design” has already proven that Hondurans with too much cash would use it only to buy more rap CDs

And Emily Post would no doubt approve of the US’s never-ending allegiance to the top 2% of a nation’s financial elite. Especially when Davis lobbies “shuttle-style” for just that between Washington and Tegucigalpa.

Astonishingly, none of this is rudeness to Lanny. It’s just business as usual. Gangsta rappers acting like gangsta rappers so people buy their CDs pales by comparison. Except when it gives America’s reactionary MSM something else to talk about other than their erroneous palliatives about the horse shit economy, 2 perpetual wars, and G.W. Bush’s “3rd term.”

Avetre October 14, 2009 at 9:56 pm

So, he made up a civility pledge and then posted it on the internet. The *internet*. The spawning ground of /b/.

That’s like walking into a bondage party, dropping your pants, and bending over.

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