Wonkette
How many times did you vote for Tom DeLay last night? Did you hit your quota of eight?? He will continue to do pelvic thrusts in thigh-hugging formica (?) bellbottoms until you do. Or until they rip, whichever comes first. … You should probably vote quickly. Anyway, the Troggs! Boss choice, dude. And YES, you, the other one, the one who appears to be nothing more than just a promiscuous taxidermy rug: YES. The Supreme Court of Dance ranked Tom & the one they call “Cheryl” as the fourth best dancers on the entire Earth. [Politico]
Tom Delay survived because he imagined his dance partner was a K Street Lobbyist and let his magical feet do the rest.
Somewhere Tucker Carlson is wearing his gold lame outfit and sobbing.
Yipe. Argh. Feh. Blecchh.
Can someone please hack the SMS protocol and send negative votes to his number? Ktnxbai.
Mr. Irrelevant the Dancing Poo.
What an oily bastard. I had to Windex the TV screen after the show.
How do I unwatch that?
He looked to have been whacked out on his own personal stash of Terminix pest spray.
Delay got votes for getting through the whole number without receiving a envelope of anthrax.
oh god. Why? What did I do? and what the fuck is politico click?
That is off the hook, in an urban-suburban hip-hop setting kind of way.
If you can put on a big smile in your mug shot, you can pretend to enjoy anything.
To hell with this crap- I want new pictures of Baby Smith and an update Mom Sara and mysterious Daddy
Please to surgically remove the image of Tom Delay’s bootyshake from my brain forever.
Coburn’s chief of staff was wrong: this is what makes 10-year-old boys gay.
My eyes! My eyes!!!! Auuuuuggggghhhhh!!!
Let’s hope that was his prison audition, to be the wife.
Get the feeling he is a little TOO comfortable in his own body?
Why Delay is dancing on teevee and not getting anally destroyed in prison is beyond me.
America is a shining city upon a hill, indeed
GAAAAAHHHHH! Serves me right, watching a video with “Tom DeLay” and “pelvic thrusts” in the same entry. The horror…the horror…
If I never have DeLay point in my direction mouthing “Wild Thang”, again, it will be too soon.
What horrible thing did “Cheryl” do, to deserve this type of punishment?
That was profoundly disturbing on so many levels I feel nailed to the chair. Or else it’s the booze!
I have to say that Delay isn’t a bad mover. Doesn’t make him any less of a criminally corrupt douchebag though, alright maybe just a little bit less in my eyes; Thus proving once and for all that Dancing with the Stars is evil.
Final proof that there is no God.
Gay, Gay
Tom Delay
it don’t look right when you move that way
I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Hammer flipped his first finger point, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think He just pointed at me.” And his pelvic thrusts. By the end, when he clearly knew he was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can’t be learned; it’s either something you have or you don’t, and man, he’s got it.
Tom Delay is going to smoke those men’s-size 3 dancing pumps all the way to victory. Gay librul judges be damned. Don’t forget, this is a wingnut christard entertainment program ripoff of another wingnut christard entertainment program.
If Nancy Pelosi and the zombie of Patrick Swayze get equal time, I’ll be OK with this.
What.
The.
FUCK?
Has no one told Mr. DeLay that Leisure Suits cause cancer????
I-man: You are wrong. He is a terrible mover. And shaker.
Ha ha, you think I’m going to watch that visual equivalent of a prostate exam when I spent a good deal of time purposefully avoiding it last night? If I want to be creeped out, I’ll go looking for the centipede that was in my bathroom the other day. It mysteriously disappeared while I was getting a newspaper to kill it with, so it’s now roaming around free. Tom Delay dancing, though? Please — I have standards.
memzilla: Crazybroad: CorkPopper: and furthermore BARF GAG WRETCH Where’s the steel wool for my mind’s eye?!
memzilla: Crazybroad: CorkPopper: and furthermore BARF GAG RETCH Where’s the steel wool for my mind’s eye?!
I’m surprised that Trig is old enough to have a band.
How much alcohol will it take to kill that part of my memory?
Efferdent should be pleased with the free advertising they’ll get every time Tom Delay flashes his winning smile. He sleeps with those teeth on his night stand dontcha know.
He’s a tiger in the sack, too. True story.
Oh god why did I watch that– MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DID HE DO SUCH FANTASTIC STUNTS WITH SUCH LITTLE FEET???????
Dancing Tom DeLay: It’s now an important part of my daily binge-and-purge diet!
I actually considered watching this (given that I’m supposed to be reading a report titled “New Surveillance Framework for Insurers Comparable to Canada’s System”, wouldn’t you).
But reading the accounts of the unnameable horror of Delay in a leisure suit, shaking his booty, I think I’ll pass.
Damn he’s good!
This will make him very popular in prison. Seriously, they love ballroom in prison.
Aside from the fact that he’s a terrible human, and maybe not human at all but rather some kind of semi-sentient ambulatory sewage sack, I have to admit that his routines weren’t nearly as train-wrecky as the UFC mangrrr bear’s. Then again, I spent most of the time focusing on Cheryl’s jiggly bits, so maybe I missed something.
I deducted one text for simulating a power chord on an e-lectric geetar during some fancy horn finish. Other than that he got my full seven votes.
Wrong on some many levels. Bleaching my brain now. Why the fuck did I watch that???
There’s no proof that Tom Delay is a kid diddler so you people should stop saying he diddles kids. It ain’t right.
hobospacejunkie: Perhaps…but is he a weenie waggler?
Oh great, now I can never have sex with Cheryl Burke.
(Not that the opportunity had presented itself.)
you cannot be serious: “Dancing with the Starbursts”!
hobospacejunkie: But he helped butt rape amurka. Yeah, I have other reasons to hate that fucko than a pedo-conspiracy.
Pity the poor cameraman: “OK, Camera Two, be sure to zoom in on DeLay’s shaking butt…” Dear Lord.
Capricatony: “This will make him very popular in prison. Seriously, they love ballroom in prison.”
My god. WIN.
He’s surprisingly whatever for a guy with cloven hooves.