The Sooner Tom DeLay Is Elected President Of Dance, The Sooner He'll Sit Down

How many times did you vote for Tom DeLay last night? Did you hit your quota of eight?? He will continue to do pelvic thrusts in thigh-hugging formica (?) bellbottoms until you do. Or until they rip, whichever comes first. ... You should probably vote quickly. Anyway, the Troggs! Boss choice, dude. And YES, you, the other one, the one who appears to be nothing more than just a promiscuous taxidermy rug:  YES . The Supreme Court of Dance ranked Tom & the one they call "Cheryl" as the fourth best dancers on the entire Earth. [ Politico ]