PEGGY'S WORLD  1:13 pm September 21, 2009

Peggy Noonan Is Displeased With Africkan’s ‘Boorish’ Siege Of Television Boxes

by Jim Newell

Peggington Noonington, chief female word-writer for the aristocracy’s private royal banking pamphlet, the Wall Street Journal, careth not for the Africkan dauphin appearething on so many of her Image Machine’s programmes, on Sunday. It is “boorish.” Zero of them, the Americans, wish to see this Human. [Huffington Post]

 
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CrunchyKnee September 21, 2009 at 1:17 pm

Peggington cares not for the Negroes, even if they were indeed hand-picked by her banking pamphlet owners and their ilketh.

the problem child September 21, 2009 at 1:18 pm

Maybe she meant Boerish? All that trekking between stations with only mules for transport?

groove September 21, 2009 at 1:18 pm

Oh how I despise the times the President of the United States (the country in which I live) tell me what he’s thinking about doing. How boorish. I’d rather wake up one day and say, “Oh, we’re in a war now? Sure, why not!”

ManchuCandidate September 21, 2009 at 1:19 pm

Doesn’t she mean, Moorish?

AbstinenceOnly Ed September 21, 2009 at 1:22 pm

Surely she meant whorish.

MingPicket September 21, 2009 at 1:22 pm

Something about a pot and a kettle maybe.

AbstinenceOnly Ed September 21, 2009 at 1:24 pm

[re=415385]MingPicket[/re]: Pegoweth Noonangeterox buys only the whitest pots and the whitest kettles, what for to better contrast against her chefs’ dusky ebon skin.

Crank Tango September 21, 2009 at 1:24 pm

[re=415380]ManchuCandidate[/re]: or moreish, as in “he’s on five channels, but I could really go for him being on like ten or twenty; he’s so moreish!”

Country Club Jihadi September 21, 2009 at 1:24 pm

[re=415380]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Love u.

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 21, 2009 at 1:24 pm

“boorish President,” “uppity Negro”

po-TAY-toe, po-TAH-toe

Monsieur Grumpe September 21, 2009 at 1:25 pm

She needs a spanking. Any volunteers?

Holy Cow!! September 21, 2009 at 1:26 pm

My god, she’s insane.

Johnny Zhivago September 21, 2009 at 1:26 pm

That’s Pegeyth Noonington, I believe…

Noonan September 21, 2009 at 1:27 pm

I actually said it was “porridge.” It’s a literary metaphor, dear readers / viewers. Obama went on every channel, tasting which one felt just right. By the time he was finished, he was quite full and yet unsatisfied. It’s a corollary for what he’s doing to you, the American peasant class. The failed and failing policies of this administration is eating all of your porridge (which you are probably resigned to eating after he caused the economic collapse) and though full in belly, wants more porridge.

Obama is porridge. You are poor.

TGY September 21, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Our Pegs is horny for some hot boorish lovin’, methinks. If she knew what that is, which is doubtful. Boorish?

Way Cool Larry September 21, 2009 at 1:32 pm

God, she’s annoying. I don’t recall her complaining about Shrub getting on TV constantly and in our faces about the necessity of invading Iraq or whatever he had a hard-on about.

Country Club Jihadi September 21, 2009 at 1:32 pm

800 pound gorillas do things “because they can”. A dog licks his balls “because he can”.
Can we please see the clip of Obama handing George his ass on a silver platter yesterday? That was delightful.

the problem child September 21, 2009 at 1:32 pm

[re=415380]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Nope, he was speaking Afrikaans. Definitely boerish.

hiphophitler September 21, 2009 at 1:33 pm

Ten boor diamonds!

mocowbell September 21, 2009 at 1:34 pm

Why dost Dame Peggoty of the House of Noonington carefully insert her royal noggin up into her dark and distant nether regions? Because she can.

Sharkey September 21, 2009 at 1:35 pm

Today, we are all subtlely damaged. Thanks Peggy.

And eat a bad of boor’s dicks.

TVarmy September 21, 2009 at 1:36 pm

a rude, unmannerly person : at last the big obnoxious boor had been dealt a stunning blow for his uncouth and belligerent manner.
• a clumsy person.
• a peasant; a yokel.

Sounds more like Gerald Ford or Joe the Plumber. And I thought peasants/yokel presidents were in, post-Palin and Joe-Six Pack.

PsycGirl September 21, 2009 at 1:37 pm

Maybe she meant “Borscht”?

populucious September 21, 2009 at 1:39 pm

Methinks the dusky Moor mayhaps bumped Our Lady Noon from her appointed Sunday rounds to Les Stations de la Boite des Images?

Curses!

V572625694 September 21, 2009 at 1:40 pm

Is there anything more pathetic than some lace-curtain Irish servant of the ruling class looking down her nose at some other descendant of immigrants with slightly less status (in her view, at least), and calling their behavior “boorish”?

My death panel gives Dame Peggy two thumbs down.

norbizness September 21, 2009 at 1:40 pm

She’s disenchanted with any President that can speak in complete sentences without having her dreadful, maudlin prose pre-fed into him.

RoscoePColtraine September 21, 2009 at 1:41 pm

Leanest thou near my ass for to kisseth it.

Jim Demintia September 21, 2009 at 1:45 pm

Had I so lavish of my presence been,/ So common-hackney’d in the eyes of men,/ So stale and cheap to vulgar company,/ Opinion, that did help me to the crown,/ Had still kept loyal to possession/ And left me in reputeless banishment,/ A fellow of no mark nor likelihood…

Anonymous Office Zombie September 21, 2009 at 1:46 pm

OMG. Just OMG. There are no words. Every time I think we exaggerate too much about Princess Peggy, she ends up saying something like this.

Get thee back to Narnia, you vain and cretinous half-wit.

friendlyskies September 21, 2009 at 1:51 pm

Oh gawd that Botox face! From about :12 to :20, it’s like her face *needs* to have a forehead wrinkle, to express what it’s trying *so hard* to express… yet, it remains frozen and frustrated in the perpetual rigor mortis of desperate faux youth. Girlfriend needs to spend some quality time with Pelosi, learning to work that shit out celebrity style. Our power cougars don’t need no stinking forehead wrinkle for an effective slapdown, they’ll kill you with a consciously insincere grin and the glare off their laser-beam eyes.

WhatTheHeck September 21, 2009 at 1:53 pm

She cares not for young Prince Simba covering the distant lands with his exuberant storytelling. This young Prince scares her although she would like him to bore her.

gjdodger September 21, 2009 at 1:54 pm

Yeah, and a president blurting “read my lips” because some stupid speechwriter told him to is just the essence of couth.

V572625694 September 21, 2009 at 1:54 pm

[re=415487]friendlyskies[/re]: Your avatar is an illustration from an old Tom Corbett novel, no?

Paul Tardy September 21, 2009 at 1:54 pm

I realize that there was a ton of makeup and lighting tricks, not to mention botox and a lift, but I thought she was looking good, is that so wrong?

UnattendedConsequence September 21, 2009 at 1:55 pm

I call for immediate defenestration!

swayzeland September 21, 2009 at 1:56 pm

Obnoxious of Obama to talk to us. Unlike Peggy’s first and most wonderful pimp, St. Ronnie, who wouldn’t hesitate to broadcast his evil stupidity whenever there were insane people to empty out of the mental hoosegow. (When he lost his mind at the end, I was convinced that Alzheimer’s had a strong sense of irony.)

ifthethunderdontgetya" September 21, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Hooray For Anything September 21, 2009 at 2:03 pm

Maybe if the pundits didn’t spend a goodly amount of time debating about whether or not the President should appear on all the Sunday pundit shows to discuss issues and instead spend that time intelligently discussing such issues, the President wouldn’t have to appear on all the Sunday Pundit shows.

Mustang September 21, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Actally, Peggy’s little tirade would take first place in a boor contest. Where does she get off calling the president’s behavior boorish? It’s not like he’s lighting his farts and burping out the alphabet on prime time TV. Jesus, Peggo, get a clue and a dictionary.

imissopus September 21, 2009 at 2:10 pm

Less Obama calmly and rationally discussing the issues, more uneducated fat asses screaming into the cameras about socialism and birth certificates!

gurukalehuru September 21, 2009 at 2:12 pm

I want Obama TV, 24 hours, every fucking day, so fuck you, Peggy Noonan.
Trucknutz.

sezme September 21, 2009 at 2:12 pm

Moar G&T Plz!

Guppy06 September 21, 2009 at 2:16 pm

Peg Peg Peg… if I didn’t want Barry in my face all the time, I could just, y’know, turn off the television. Isn’t that something you’re supposed to be a proponent of to begin with?

Besides, unless he starts giving interviews to Cartoon Network, I think I’m pretty safe from him taking over my normal television viewing habits.

BeWoot September 21, 2009 at 2:19 pm

Although Peggington’s shit stinketh not, yea verily she is full of it. Still, I think she’s cute.

Guppy06 September 21, 2009 at 2:24 pm

[re=415555]BeWoot[/re]: Yeah, she needs to undo a few more shirt buttons.

heathenish September 21, 2009 at 2:25 pm

Because Dick Cheney and Geo.Bush would NEVER EVER do anything like this borish TV show, or shows to promote their wars, and such. Yeah, fuck you Queen Margaret Noonington-Penningtion.

jagorev September 21, 2009 at 2:32 pm

[re=415374]the problem child[/re]: his is just like the atrocities committed in the Boer War, when Peggy was a wee lass

chascates September 21, 2009 at 2:33 pm

Peggy insists on being in our faces with her Georgetown views just because she can. Maybe it’s just the Adderall but she’s really mugging for the cameras these days.

Come here a minute September 21, 2009 at 2:35 pm

[re=415570]heathenish[/re]: Dame Peggy’s mushroom cloud will be a smoking gun.

dr.giraud September 21, 2009 at 2:40 pm

Dearest Pegs, it was Ronnie Reagan who started the cycle of appearing in daily non-news photo-ops in to appear on the evening news EVERY FUCKING NIGHT. Hmm, you’ve heard of him, ummm, yes?

sati demise September 21, 2009 at 2:45 pm

Dame Peggington comes out for a tea bagging.

Just where she belongs, in a crowd of medicated crazies, spouting nonsense while eating a bag of dicks.

Minnie Mean September 21, 2009 at 2:52 pm

I think poor ol’ Peggetron was having a hot-flash during this tirade. She’s acting all antsy and pent up – she needs a thousand points of estrogen.

Aurelio September 21, 2009 at 2:55 pm

Peggington has a new hairdresser. She must have fired her egg beater.

eclecticbrotha September 21, 2009 at 2:59 pm

What Peggy Noonian Signh really wanted to say was

“How dare that boorish half-breed overpower us with his visage on a daily basis like some sun-tanned Great and Powerful Oz, using his Sammy Davis Jr-ish coolness and Jedi Mind Tricks to suavely convince the electorate that we should trust him. How I long for the olden days of flaunting our cherished ability to brainwash the gullible populace about what they should believe about daily events in the world. Oh when will we be free from the tyranny of this ghetto usurper?”

wildturtlelove September 21, 2009 at 3:05 pm

Just a case of textbook projection. If/when the bulldog clips and rubberbands holding back her face were to snap (Terry Gilliam’s “Brazil”), she’d turn back into Wonder Warthog. Definitely a boarish look, either way.

CorkPopper September 21, 2009 at 3:10 pm

I can’t wait for her to explain next how a leader who is brazenly attempting to lead is actually gauche.

Elm Hugger September 21, 2009 at 3:17 pm

Is it just me or does Peg look allot like Jessica Walter in that photo? She gave me shivers in “play misty for me”.

Anita Cocktail September 21, 2009 at 3:31 pm

[re=415397]Noonan[/re]: Let them eat Quake–r oats?

desertwind September 21, 2009 at 3:33 pm

“boorish” seems to be the right’s meme on that. (see Howie Kurtz et al).

Of course, this also goes with the “he’s too cowardly to do fox” meme.

And the “shouldn’t he be appealing directly to the american people” meme.

ShiningMathPath September 21, 2009 at 4:00 pm

[re=415660]Elm Hugger[/re]: yeah great photoshop to make her Ladyship look like that!

Oh… okay, never mind.

AnnieGetYourFun September 21, 2009 at 4:16 pm

Next week, Dame Peggington can sigh heavily while lamenting how uncouth it is that the President has underling Robert Gibbs ANSWER QUESTIONS from reporters.

Decker September 21, 2009 at 4:28 pm

Every time that prissily coiffed hear rattles around on her skinny neck, you can hear the pickled olives rolling around through the fumes.

chascates September 21, 2009 at 4:29 pm

And Peggers added:

“It’s always good to cool things down, but essentially what we have here is a very new president. He’s only been here for ten months. He is a young man. He didn’t have deep, long, profound experience. He is attempting right now to change, what it is, seventeen, eighteen percent of the GNP of the United States of America, changing how it works, health care.”

He’s practically a child. A boy, if you will.

lochnessmonster September 21, 2009 at 5:55 pm

Is it just me or does Miss Peggy Noonan have some sort of a facial tic or affliction where she scrunches up her face and bobs her head around like a bird? I could hardly watch her yesterday morning. OR am I the one with the problem and she is the normal one???

ifthethunderdontgetya" September 21, 2009 at 6:55 pm

[re=415976]lochnessmonster[/re]: Lady Peggington is doing it because she can.

Lean away!
~

sati demise September 21, 2009 at 7:46 pm

[re=415794]chascates[/re]: He is a young man…whippersnapper.

Lascauxcaveman September 22, 2009 at 12:52 am

Pegs is taping this show at, what 9am ET, and she’s really drunk, probably on champagne? I’m actually kinda impressed. I wanna party with Pegs next time on on Eastern Time. She’s a crazy old broad.

ericstoltz September 22, 2009 at 11:52 am

OK, so Barry’s health reform was a doomed failure because he didn’t try hard enough to explain it. That proved he was an arrogant Muslin terrorist socialist fascist communist. Now when he goes all out to explain it, he’s Moorish. Oh wingnuts, your crazy is so endearing.

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