Peggington Noonington, chief female word-writer for the aristocracy’s private royal banking pamphlet, the Wall Street Journal, careth not for the Africkan dauphin appearething on so many of her Image Machine’s programmes, on Sunday. It is “boorish.” Zero of them, the Americans, wish to see this Human. [Huffington Post]

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  1. Oh how I despise the times the President of the United States (the country in which I live) tell me what he’s thinking about doing. How boorish. I’d rather wake up one day and say, “Oh, we’re in a war now? Sure, why not!”

  2. [re=415385]MingPicket[/re]: Pegoweth Noonangeterox buys only the whitest pots and the whitest kettles, what for to better contrast against her chefs’ dusky ebon skin.

  3. [re=415380]ManchuCandidate[/re]: or moreish, as in “he’s on five channels, but I could really go for him being on like ten or twenty; he’s so moreish!”

  4. I actually said it was “porridge.” It’s a literary metaphor, dear readers / viewers. Obama went on every channel, tasting which one felt just right. By the time he was finished, he was quite full and yet unsatisfied. It’s a corollary for what he’s doing to you, the American peasant class. The failed and failing policies of this administration is eating all of your porridge (which you are probably resigned to eating after he caused the economic collapse) and though full in belly, wants more porridge.

    Obama is porridge. You are poor.

  5. God, she’s annoying. I don’t recall her complaining about Shrub getting on TV constantly and in our faces about the necessity of invading Iraq or whatever he had a hard-on about.

  6. 800 pound gorillas do things “because they can”. A dog licks his balls “because he can”.
    Can we please see the clip of Obama handing George his ass on a silver platter yesterday? That was delightful.

  7. a rude, unmannerly person : at last the big obnoxious boor had been dealt a stunning blow for his uncouth and belligerent manner.
    • a clumsy person.
    • a peasant; a yokel.

    Sounds more like Gerald Ford or Joe the Plumber. And I thought peasants/yokel presidents were in, post-Palin and Joe-Six Pack.

  8. Is there anything more pathetic than some lace-curtain Irish servant of the ruling class looking down her nose at some other descendant of immigrants with slightly less status (in her view, at least), and calling their behavior “boorish”?

    My death panel gives Dame Peggy two thumbs down.

  9. Had I so lavish of my presence been,/ So common-hackney’d in the eyes of men,/ So stale and cheap to vulgar company,/ Opinion, that did help me to the crown,/ Had still kept loyal to possession/ And left me in reputeless banishment,/ A fellow of no mark nor likelihood…

  10. OMG. Just OMG. There are no words. Every time I think we exaggerate too much about Princess Peggy, she ends up saying something like this.

    Get thee back to Narnia, you vain and cretinous half-wit.

  11. Oh gawd that Botox face! From about :12 to :20, it’s like her face *needs* to have a forehead wrinkle, to express what it’s trying *so hard* to express… yet, it remains frozen and frustrated in the perpetual rigor mortis of desperate faux youth. Girlfriend needs to spend some quality time with Pelosi, learning to work that shit out celebrity style. Our power cougars don’t need no stinking forehead wrinkle for an effective slapdown, they’ll kill you with a consciously insincere grin and the glare off their laser-beam eyes.

  12. She cares not for young Prince Simba covering the distant lands with his exuberant storytelling. This young Prince scares her although she would like him to bore her.

  13. I realize that there was a ton of makeup and lighting tricks, not to mention botox and a lift, but I thought she was looking good, is that so wrong?

  14. Obnoxious of Obama to talk to us. Unlike Peggy’s first and most wonderful pimp, St. Ronnie, who wouldn’t hesitate to broadcast his evil stupidity whenever there were insane people to empty out of the mental hoosegow. (When he lost his mind at the end, I was convinced that Alzheimer’s had a strong sense of irony.)

  15. Maybe if the pundits didn’t spend a goodly amount of time debating about whether or not the President should appear on all the Sunday pundit shows to discuss issues and instead spend that time intelligently discussing such issues, the President wouldn’t have to appear on all the Sunday Pundit shows.

  16. Actally, Peggy’s little tirade would take first place in a boor contest. Where does she get off calling the president’s behavior boorish? It’s not like he’s lighting his farts and burping out the alphabet on prime time TV. Jesus, Peggo, get a clue and a dictionary.

  17. Peg Peg Peg… if I didn’t want Barry in my face all the time, I could just, y’know, turn off the television. Isn’t that something you’re supposed to be a proponent of to begin with?

    Besides, unless he starts giving interviews to Cartoon Network, I think I’m pretty safe from him taking over my normal television viewing habits.

  18. Because Dick Cheney and Geo.Bush would NEVER EVER do anything like this borish TV show, or shows to promote their wars, and such. Yeah, fuck you Queen Margaret Noonington-Penningtion.

  19. Peggy insists on being in our faces with her Georgetown views just because she can. Maybe it’s just the Adderall but she’s really mugging for the cameras these days.

  20. Dearest Pegs, it was Ronnie Reagan who started the cycle of appearing in daily non-news photo-ops in to appear on the evening news EVERY FUCKING NIGHT. Hmm, you’ve heard of him, ummm, yes?

  21. Dame Peggington comes out for a tea bagging.

    Just where she belongs, in a crowd of medicated crazies, spouting nonsense while eating a bag of dicks.

  22. I think poor ol’ Peggetron was having a hot-flash during this tirade. She’s acting all antsy and pent up – she needs a thousand points of estrogen.

  23. What Peggy Noonian Signh really wanted to say was

    “How dare that boorish half-breed overpower us with his visage on a daily basis like some sun-tanned Great and Powerful Oz, using his Sammy Davis Jr-ish coolness and Jedi Mind Tricks to suavely convince the electorate that we should trust him. How I long for the olden days of flaunting our cherished ability to brainwash the gullible populace about what they should believe about daily events in the world. Oh when will we be free from the tyranny of this ghetto usurper?”

  24. Just a case of textbook projection. If/when the bulldog clips and rubberbands holding back her face were to snap (Terry Gilliam’s “Brazil”), she’d turn back into Wonder Warthog. Definitely a boarish look, either way.

  25. “boorish” seems to be the right’s meme on that. (see Howie Kurtz et al).

    Of course, this also goes with the “he’s too cowardly to do fox” meme.

    And the “shouldn’t he be appealing directly to the american people” meme.

  26. Next week, Dame Peggington can sigh heavily while lamenting how uncouth it is that the President has underling Robert Gibbs ANSWER QUESTIONS from reporters.

  27. And Peggers added:

    “It’s always good to cool things down, but essentially what we have here is a very new president. He’s only been here for ten months. He is a young man. He didn’t have deep, long, profound experience. He is attempting right now to change, what it is, seventeen, eighteen percent of the GNP of the United States of America, changing how it works, health care.”

    He’s practically a child. A boy, if you will.

  28. Is it just me or does Miss Peggy Noonan have some sort of a facial tic or affliction where she scrunches up her face and bobs her head around like a bird? I could hardly watch her yesterday morning. OR am I the one with the problem and she is the normal one???

  29. Pegs is taping this show at, what 9am ET, and she’s really drunk, probably on champagne? I’m actually kinda impressed. I wanna party with Pegs next time on on Eastern Time. She’s a crazy old broad.

  30. OK, so Barry’s health reform was a doomed failure because he didn’t try hard enough to explain it. That proved he was an arrogant Muslin terrorist socialist fascist communist. Now when he goes all out to explain it, he’s Moorish. Oh wingnuts, your crazy is so endearing.

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