Wonkette
- A religious pilgrimage to the sacred “stone dildos” of Freiberg. Starring Matt Yglesias. Rated E for Everyone. [Matt Yglesias]
- Donald Rumsfeld does not care for the ‘Wiki-wakka.’ [Think Progress]
- First Obama was a member of the secretive Muslin Templar. Then he converted to Socialism. Then Ernst Röhm invited him to join the Sturmabteilung. And now Barack Obama is the Burger King. How does Obama find time for so many extra-curricular activities? [RedState]
- Barack Obama Stole My Golf Ball. Obama fan fiction, by Roy Blunt. [Huffington Post]
- Jonah Goldberg made a mixtape, just for you. [The Corner]
Bush on Jimmy Carter: “If I’m ever eighty-two years old and acting like that have someone put me away.”
Just say the word, Dubya, and I’ll be there with a pillow, a hammer and a chainsaw. Because you can never be too careful.
Wiki-wakka. That is just so precious. But, hey, haven’t we all been editing our Wiki-wakka entry? My own was too long and and just one lie after another.
According to Roy Blunt, Indian golf course monkeys are called “Tiger Bollywoods”.
– Bush, when told that Idaho Sen. Larry Craig had been the latest GOPer to be caught in a sex scandal involving boys or men: “What is up with all these Republicans?”
Their legs! *rimshot* Wiki-wakka-wakka!
“What is up with all these Republicans?”
It’s the only true thing he ever said.
Well, I’m off to look something up on wakka-wakka on the Intertubes according to its traditions.
“East Wind” = Tranny Hooker
As for the Donald. Hahahaha. Despite his denials that “I don’t read the press” he certainly felt it. Editing your own wiki-wakka page? Tiki-tacky.
If I click over to The Corner, does Jonah see a little blip on his screen and go “hey we got a hit!”, and then follow the click back to Wonkette and grab his ascot and screech “whaaaaaa?”.
Then Ok then.
He got it mixed up with “weed whacker”, and just figured it was something you could mow down now and then on your days off.
Donald, you were definitely one of the most wack of this whole bunch, and that’s saying a mouthful considering your competition.
Bush [43] on Jimmy Carter: “If I’m ever eighty-two years old and acting like that have someone put me away.”
He should live so long and be so lucky.
At what point does the National Review just admit Jonah Goldbug is a talentless hack who’s just phoning it in? What are we supposed to take away from that, other than Jonah is seriously gay for men in uniform> (seriously, I think Jonah is seriously gay for men in uniform.)
I’m not clicking on another RedState link, no matter how tempting the bait. The stupid there makes it the intellectual equivalent of goatse, and my blood pressure is already too high after this summer.
And monkey balls in your ass, Roy.
Wiki-wakka, my ass. Roald Dahl is spinning in his grave.
It’s funny because they look like penises.
I believe it He is joining Sturmabteilung, that would make Obama the Burger Meister.
The Death Panel has convened and determined that geriatric mandrill-shit-fer-brains asshat wingnut Roy Blunt shall receive the following punishment:
He shall have each and every orifice filled to bursting with Titleist™ golf balls;
He shall be pulled apart by crazed Chimpanzees;
He shall have his limbs dragged into the jungle to be fed upon by jackals & buzzards & rats and other such loathsome scavengers of moribund flesh;
He shall have his Congressional seat taken by a sassy but good-natured black woman who goes by the nickname “Granny Velma” and likes to slap cops;
Thus sayeth the Death Panel. Rot in pieces, scum!
Look, Red State made a funny.
. “Karl spread rumors through the White House that one of Obama’s potential vice presidential running mates — and a United States senator — had beaten his first wife. ‘Karl says it’s true,’ the president assured a small group of staffers. Then knowing Karl, he quickly added, ‘Karl hopes it’s true,” reports Latimer.
quotation mark fail…
AbstinenceOnly Ed: My grandma was named Velma, middle name Orvada. They don’t name ‘em like they used to, back in 1906.
“What is up with all these Republicans?”
I have seen many a staight line in my lifetime, and that, ladies and gentlemen, is a straight line.
Min: True! I suppose a reply could be: ‘Their cocks’ or something.
“condemnatory”, Fuck,…I almost miss that shit.
How to give Jonah Goldberg a hard-on: Find a crappy Sting Song, add stupid right wing lyrics.
Keep fucking that chicken Jonah. Keep fucking that chicken.
This black man can’t find anything wrong with Ray’s anecdote besides the fact that the entire basis of the thing is about the British, having conquered India, is annoyed by the local fauna on their toney golf courses. I do wish we’d be a bit more selective in what we paint as racist. There is certainly enough out there in Consertiveland that we don’t have to start read too deeply into everything.
And, Oh.Mah.Gah. one of the RedState Co-Founders is half-Messican? With that revelation he just lost, what? 70% of his readership? What a fucking self-loathing douchebag. It’s time to deport his redheaded Mexican ass.
This is a reach. Blount did not come out and actually say those monkeys were cousins of the Obamas.
hobospacejunkie: The most famous Velma in literature may be found in “Farewell My Lovely,” by Raymond Chandler.