DC's Famous Arm Barber Will Trim The Goose Hairs On Your Pointer Finger, For A Modest Fee
Never steal a samurai's Xbox. Because he will Seppuku you, with his samurai sword... that he ordered from SkyMall... while studying electrical engineering at Johns Hopkins. [ Washington Times ]
A free performance of Rossini's operatic masterpiece, The Barber Of The Orange Line . [ Unsuck DC Metro ]
DC was terrorized by massive traffic jams during Michelle Obama's terrible "Farmer Pride" parade. [ Washington Examiner ]
This would explain why DC has the highest kilos-of-cocaine per capita ratio in the Western Hemisphere. [ DCist ]
Rejoice! It's your neighborhood sketchball, just cruisin' around in his sketchball van. (Don't worry though it has windows!) [ Holla Back DC ]