Things have gotten too comfortable between America and America’s husband, sensitive-seeming ginger Chuck Todd. He does not even cover his nose when he sneezes anymore, like a gross person. This is disgusting, as Kathleen Sebelius publicly explains for a good minute. Sneeze like you used to sneeze, Chuck.
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Leave Chuck alone. It’s probably the only way he can share his bodily fluids with anyone these days in this time of PIG AIDS Flu.
If Secretary Sebelius gets the pig AIDS, I would advise spray-sneezing ginger Chuck Todd not to get the “special” flu virus shot she cooks up for him.
Chuck Todd, its bad enough you’ve failed us by turning into a predictable villager but now you’re sneezing and getting your gnome germs all over the rest of us? OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
Chuck Todd=Patient Zero
Shit. The tags. BRB, peed self.
Chuck Todd is the hackiest of all of the villagers. Well, maybe not Joke Line.
Seems like it was just yesterday that Joyceln Elders was teaching young Chuck the correct way to polish the top of his flag pole.
Secretary of the MILFs Sebelius was hawt giving him a mean-mom look!!!! Fap fap fap.
His name used to be Chuck Mangione until the noted jazz flugelhornist said “I came first, and while I might suck, that gingery twat REALLY sucks.”
(best elmo voice) DOES A CABINET SECRETARY SNEEZE? NO? BUT YOU CAN SNEEZE ON A CABINET SECRETARY! LET’S ASK A BABY!
I’ll thank you not to bring up any of Chuck Todd’s bodily functions in the future, Wonkette. It’s about all I can stand to see him on the teevee retaining his various solids, liquids and gasses.
A dark day for America. We shall one day look back on the day before chuck todd sneezed as the last day Americans were free.
In Argentina, sneezing is actually considered foreplay.
The thought bubble above Chuck Todd’s head reads something like: “Okay bitch, when you get the tightwads at NBC to pay my dry cleaning bill we can talk about whether I should be blowing snot all over my coat sleeve or not.”
The government would be in a lot better shape if every cabinet secretary had that same “disapproving third grade teacher” look. (Obama’s disapproving professor look is good, too.)
this is the way the world ends
this is the way the world ends
not with a bang
but a boogie
[re=414100]teebob2000[/re]: so true
what’s with all the sneezing?
What’s with blowing snot all over your sleeve?
Whatever happened to handkerchiefs?
Or at least wadded up bits of toilet paper?
Idiocracy has reached the White House.
Oh, wait…..
Only the Peggy Noonington comments make me laugh harder. Thanks!
Shouldn’t we be applauding him, though, really? I mean, he’s giving pig flu to the Washington press corps, after all.
I wish Sebelius had used that gesture during this summer’s town hall “meetings” whenever some wingnut opened his or her mouth.
What’d he do? Sneeze on his notes? If so, expect some interesting copy. Nothing signifies ‘Pulitzer’ like a booger-laden paragraph.
[re=414100]teebob2000[/re]: Gosh, she *does* have a nice smile. But no, no, my heart belongs to Juli.
That was priceless. I said “What was that shit?!” a split second before she tore into his ass. I’ve found my soul mate in the Cabinet.
Big pink hearts for “I don’t kna-ow…” which is similar to the masculine “Dude!” but more correctly translates “I wash my hands of you, you are a fucking DISEASE, oh my GOD, get away get away, nasty.” I haven’t heard a really proper “I don’t kna-ow” in years; this is chicken soup for my soul.
“Bless your heart,” minus the implicit mitigation that Jesus loves you despite your sins, equals “I don’t kna-ow.” Oh, cougar starbursts!! …I’ve said too much.
[re=414094]mookworthjwilson[/re]: Maybe Chuckie Todd should be quarantined and euthanized, as a public safety measure… do it for the children!
This whole time I thought that reddish shit on his face was a goatee. Little did I know that it’s actually a ring of moist, disease-laden, sneezetorum built-up after months of mainstream media mouth goatse.
Elbows up, everyone! ELBOWS FUCKING UP!
Chuck Todd if he does that again.
my 8-year old niece knows the ‘sneeze into your elbow’ trick. she is smarter and more hygiene-aware than the chuck todd.
He sneezed? That qualifies one for a Death Panel consideration/consultation.
BTW, the “Secretary of the MILFs” is my governor, Jennifer Granholm, thank you very much.
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