AND NOW WE GET LUNCH  2:11 pm September 17, 2009

WWE Wrestling Lady Will Be The New Chris Dodd

by Jim Newell

Linda McMahon, who runs a friendly wrestling company out of Connecticut with her husband, Vince, will run as a Republican for Chris Dodd’s Senate seat in 2010. Whatever. Here she is in a wrestling video getting struck with a move called, “The Standing-69 Gone Wrong.” [MoJo]

 
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Dashboard_Buddha September 17, 2009 at 2:13 pm

WTF?

One Yield Regular September 17, 2009 at 2:14 pm

Wow. Chris Dodd looks AMAZING in that video.

RoscoePColtraine September 17, 2009 at 2:14 pm

I always tell ‘em…anything goes, as long as I don’t wind up in the emergency room. Or dead.

Prommie September 17, 2009 at 2:16 pm

I’m done. I cannot laugh anymore. Now all I feel is horror and revulsion.

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 17, 2009 at 2:17 pm

McMahon/Undertaker 2012!

shortsshortsshorts September 17, 2009 at 2:18 pm

Mom?

Snarkalicious September 17, 2009 at 2:19 pm

D’ya think Michelle Bachman got into politics through a similar sequence of events?

shadowMark September 17, 2009 at 2:19 pm

Of the $90,000 she and her husband have contributed since 1989, 51 percent has gone to Democrats. Her top beneficiaries include Dem Mark Warner of Virginia, Obama chief of staff and former Rep. from Illinois Rahm Emanuel, and Dem-turned-Independent Joe Lieberman of Connecticut — This is the President being tricky. Linda is really his tag team partner and she’s just pretending to be Republican but at a key moment Obama will wink and then Linda will pick up the sledgehammer and smash Sarah Palin in the gut. And Stone Cold Steve Austin will come back and throw beers to the President and Michelle!

ManchuCandidate September 17, 2009 at 2:20 pm

Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Ted DiBiase for Preznit/VP 2012!

BTW, that youtube is the least gay thing about wrassling I’ve seen. Seriously. Oiled steroided muscle men in tights playing grabass. I’m just saying.

Way Cool Larry September 17, 2009 at 2:20 pm

That was SO fake.

RoscoePColtraine September 17, 2009 at 2:21 pm

She obvs needs to wash the pussy more often. He couldn’t even stand to put his face there with her clothes on.

Anonymous Office Zombie September 17, 2009 at 2:21 pm

Um, wow. Nothing proves you’re a manly man than (pretend) pile-driving some middle-aged woman.

freakishlystrong September 17, 2009 at 2:22 pm

Actually, she’s a Republitard, so that’s a standing 69 gone right.

KilgoreTrout_XL September 17, 2009 at 2:22 pm

This is out of context. There’s a lot of hot foreplay before he brakes her neck at the end.

Lionel Hutz Esq. September 17, 2009 at 2:24 pm

Well, based on the video, she is more qualified than Sarah Palin.

Way Cool Larry September 17, 2009 at 2:27 pm

It’s hard to know whether Vince McMahon or Jerry Springer have done more to turn this country into a nation of dumbfucks.

TGY September 17, 2009 at 2:27 pm

Was she a Republican before that man slammed her head on the floor?

Carl Spakler September 17, 2009 at 2:28 pm

Just wait till Hulk-a-mania gets a hold of you….yeah, you Demint, you fuckstick

ragepotato September 17, 2009 at 2:28 pm

I think that’s actually called the Atomic Teabag.

Godless Liberal September 17, 2009 at 2:28 pm

Kane pretty much lost me when X-Pac took his mask.

dum librul September 17, 2009 at 2:29 pm

She’ll only be senator until she loses her office in a “first blood” election match to Ned Lamont, who will in turn lose his seat, due to contract manipulation behind the scenes by Eric Bischoff, to Joe Lieberman, who will announce the unification of both senate seats from Connecticut.

And then Congress will go on hiatus and Chris Dodd will be senator again when they return, without any mention of the previous events having ever taken place.

The Huffington Pogue September 17, 2009 at 2:30 pm

She’s like Sarah Palin. Just swap her love of hockey with McMahon’s love of illegally providing anabolic steroids to pituitary cases.

Native of SL UT September 17, 2009 at 2:31 pm

Ok, most of the time I don’t mind that the computer Nazis at work don’t let us watch videos but one titled “The Standing-69 Gone Wrong” means I will have to find an excuse for my boss so I can go home to view it now.

teebob2000 September 17, 2009 at 2:31 pm

Republican politics are as fake as pro wrestling so she should do fine.

JamesMichaelCurley September 17, 2009 at 2:32 pm

You got this story from the Onion, right?

RoscoePColtraine September 17, 2009 at 2:32 pm

All I gotta say is, if you’re gonna kill somebody in a quasi-sexual wrestling move, you’d better kiss them first.

Godless Liberal September 17, 2009 at 2:34 pm

Also, if elected will her WWE entrance video and theme song play every time she walks into the Senate chamber?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dpX4ENPTBk&NR=1

Note that she’s seen giving bribe money to Rudy Giuliani, for extra Republican cred.

masterofzen September 17, 2009 at 2:34 pm

Here’s Linda McMahon talking to her fellow, uh, Democrats:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUG4PAcgbs

Vulpes82 September 17, 2009 at 2:34 pm

I used to watch wrestling, and I always admired one thing about Linda McMahon: her jewelry. Seriously, girl has some good taste for baubles. (What? I’m gay. Why shouldn’t I watch half-naked men in spandex write around on a mat together, all the while drooling at the CEO’s fabulous gold and sapphire necklace?)

Native of SL UT September 17, 2009 at 2:35 pm

[re=413381]shadowMark[/re]: She is too infiltrate the Republican side of the chamber so that the next guy to shout out during a POTUS speech can be slammed upside the head with a folding metal chair.

Mista Eko September 17, 2009 at 2:35 pm

Dear Senator Dodd,

Pay us $100,000 and we will get you the video of her husband making out with Trish Stratus while she sits there in a wheelchair pretending to be catatonic. Your election will be reassured.

Kindly,
Smart marks everywhere

SayItWithWookies September 17, 2009 at 2:36 pm

Thank goodness that wrestler took steroids, because if he hadn’t, his dick would’ve been so big that she would’ve bitten it off when he slammed her head against the floor. And they say those things are bad for you.

Monsieur Grumpe September 17, 2009 at 2:36 pm

[re=413394]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]:
Actually, I think she’s over qualified. For a Republican that is.

V572625694 September 17, 2009 at 2:38 pm

This is a brilliant Republan strategery to guarantee Vinegar Joe’s reelection. They had to go pretty far to find somebody sillier than him.

Scarab September 17, 2009 at 2:39 pm

Shut up! The McMahons don’t make bad decisions.
- Scarab, XFL San Francisco Demons fan season ticketholder

Lascauxcaveman September 17, 2009 at 2:39 pm

Sure, it’s all fun and games until a Republican gets dropped on her head.

It’s all just fun and games.

btwbfdimho September 17, 2009 at 2:39 pm

No wonder Obama is practicing fencing.

V572625694 September 17, 2009 at 2:40 pm

Please disregard my previous post, which mixed up the Nutmeg State’s senators.

MyBrainHurts September 17, 2009 at 2:44 pm

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho for President in 2012

dum librul September 17, 2009 at 2:44 pm

[re=413433]V572625694[/re]: Strangly enough, it still makes sense.

Jim89048 September 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm

So how long would Gale Norton last in the ring with her?

Noonan September 17, 2009 at 2:49 pm

[re=413383]Way Cool Larry[/re]: That was SO fake.

It’s still real to me dammit!

Noonan September 17, 2009 at 2:50 pm

[re=413445]Noonan[/re]: Close your italics, tard.

Dashboard_Buddha September 17, 2009 at 2:57 pm

[re=413398]Way Cool Larry[/re]: Too true.

Dashboard_Buddha September 17, 2009 at 3:00 pm

[re=413398]Way Cool Larry[/re]: Don’t forget NASCAR. Billboards for Tide and Viagra moving at 200mph AND country music. Shee-it.

Bronkers September 17, 2009 at 3:03 pm

[re=413412]JamesMichaelCurley[/re]: Actually, Wonkette got it from me, who got it from a colleague who’s a native Connecticut-er; she actually worked in management at the WWF/WWE for several years, so we got a LOT of yuks out of this one.

Thunda in the Rotunda…..

S.Luggo September 17, 2009 at 3:04 pm
shortsshortsshorts September 17, 2009 at 3:09 pm

[re=413447]Noonan[/re]: Hey that’s just like what the real Noonan does! Go figure!

Jim89048 September 17, 2009 at 3:11 pm

[re=413459]S.Luggo[/re]: No, I wouldn’t. Not even with someone else’s.

toooldtocare September 17, 2009 at 3:14 pm

“to be the man, you gotta beat the man” Ric Flair and wooooooooooooo!

V572625694 September 17, 2009 at 3:17 pm

[re=413429]Scarab[/re]: Remember “He Hate Me”? Kinda makes the NFL look lame, not that it needs any help.

Min September 17, 2009 at 3:22 pm

[re=413413]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Kiss ‘em, hell. There better be dinner and a show.

Godot September 17, 2009 at 3:33 pm

It should be noted that the man in the video, Kane, is a huge paultard, which means that Tombstone Piledriver constitutes a partisan attack.

Godot September 17, 2009 at 3:38 pm

[re=413419]Mista Eko[/re]: A known Canadian, too!

TheUptightMidwesterner September 17, 2009 at 4:11 pm

She only gave Rahm money because she wanted him to wrestle for her. Oh wait, I think I would give him money to wrestle, too.

Pithaughn September 17, 2009 at 4:15 pm

[re=413411]teebob2000[/re]: Zing cubed

problemwithcaring September 17, 2009 at 4:22 pm

[re=413373]Prommie[/re]: And I’m so dead inside, I found your comment to be the most enjoyable.

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend September 17, 2009 at 4:25 pm

All of these posts and not ONE Jesse Ventura joke. You guys are slippin’

natteringnabomb September 17, 2009 at 4:40 pm

He didn’t drop her til she swallowed.

Big Al1317 September 17, 2009 at 4:52 pm

[re=413398]Way Cool Larry[/re]: My friend, that is the most poignant statement I’ve read in a long, long time. My hat is off to you sir.

geminisunmars September 17, 2009 at 5:57 pm

[re=413398]Way Cool Larry[/re]:The dumbfuckery was a preexisting condition. They just knew how to capitalize on it, you know, like the Repuglians do.

zhubajie September 17, 2009 at 6:21 pm

[re=413387]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Vince M. is seriously gay; she’s just protective coloration.

zhubajie September 17, 2009 at 6:28 pm

[re=413578]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: Well, I want Jesse for Pres. I’m told he was actually OK as gov. of Minnesota.

Carl Spakler September 17, 2009 at 7:37 pm

[re=413398]Way Cool Larry[/re]: The collective body of work of those two combined multiplied by number 5 still wouldn’t equal one hour of the tidal wave of dumbasitry oozing from Klansman Beck’s pie hole.

glamourdammerung September 17, 2009 at 8:37 pm

Well, I hope McCain and others remember their opposition to “celebrity candidates” that they harped on last year.

greywindz September 18, 2009 at 4:39 am

If you smelllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!

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