INVESTIGATE THEM TOO  12:04 pm September 17, 2009


by Jim Newell

Rep. Kevin Brady of fuckin’ Texas wants — in the words of the Wall Street Journal here, okay? — “an explanation of why the government-run subway system didn’t, in his view, adequately prepare for this past weekend’s rally to protest government spending and government services. Seriously.” +1.

The Texas Republican on Wednesday released a letter he sent to Washington’s Metro system complaining that the taxpayer-funded subway system was unable to properly transport protesters to the rally to protest government spending and expansion.

“These individuals came all the way from Southeast Texas to protest the excessive spending and growing government intrusion by the 111th Congress and the new Obama administration,” Brady wrote. “These participants, whose tax dollars were used to create and maintain this public transit system, were frustrated and disappointed that our nation’s capital did not make a great effort to simply provide a basic level of transit for them.”

Nice exercise in constituent services, Rep. Kevin Brady of Texas! Was anyone able to read beyond this part, “These individuals came all the way from Southeast Texas…,” what with the ensuing laughter and all?

ALSO, if this Kevin Brady paid any attention to local budgetary issues in his adopted residence of Washington D.C., he would know that Metro is broke, and broken, and getting very violent. But…

Back in July HR3288, a Transportation and HUD appropriations bill, came up for a vote. It included $150 million for emergency maintenance funding for the DC Metro.

Brady voted against it.

Eat an ICBM of dicks, Kevin Brady!

Tea Party Protesters Protest D.C. Metro Service [WSJ]

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GayInMaine September 17, 2009 at 12:07 pm

Why doesn’t this system that I won’t pay for work when I need it? I want answers!

Fox News Light September 17, 2009 at 12:08 pm

Kevin Brady, not from South Carolina. (finally)

mookworthjwilson September 17, 2009 at 12:09 pm

Too stupid to live, but not too stupid to Represent Texas in Congress. Do we have a future DWTS contestant on our hands???

james evans September 17, 2009 at 12:09 pm

Ha Ha. Don’t these conservative dipshits from Southeast Texas realize that only liberals and homos ride the Metro??

ManchuCandidate September 17, 2009 at 12:09 pm

What you think that adding more trains is done by magic and the infrastructure mends itself?

Oh, right. They’re teabaggers so the answer to both is a big YES!

Darkness September 17, 2009 at 12:10 pm

What, comments are open? You expect that to get spoofed MORE?

Monsieur Grumpe September 17, 2009 at 12:11 pm

The irony gene is missing in this man. He is a true Republican. (Moran)

Cape Clod September 17, 2009 at 12:11 pm

These morans wouldn’t understand irony if it walked up and gave them a hair cut.

Lawndarts September 17, 2009 at 12:12 pm

the stars at night are big and bright…

Crank Tango September 17, 2009 at 12:13 pm

Jebus, these people should be happy! Metro was obviously just trying to gain some non-spendy tea cred.

Buzz Feedback September 17, 2009 at 12:13 pm

By “frustrated and disappointed” he means they were pissed when they put a fiver in the metro card machine and a bag of Funyuns didn’t come out.

allyzay September 17, 2009 at 12:14 pm

Is he not aware that $0 of federal taxes go to the DC metro? Don’t worry little buddy, your shitburg had nothing to do with your inconvenience!

kernelPanic September 17, 2009 at 12:14 pm

How many hoverounds can fit in a metro car anyway? That was probably the biggest issue. Teabaggers are not particularly mobile or small.

SayItWithWookies September 17, 2009 at 12:14 pm

And why do the Metro stations have only one elevator each? Do you know how long it takes to get 3,000 Texan teabaggers in Hoverounds onto the train that way?

Cape Clod September 17, 2009 at 12:15 pm

[re=413141]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: A day late and a dollar short.

Min September 17, 2009 at 12:15 pm

Representative Brady, I’d like to introduce you to your very own pitard. No, no. The pleasure is all mine.

The Other Sarah T September 17, 2009 at 12:16 pm

Is Kevin Brady secretly an elderly Jew ? “The food here is jus terrible…” “Yes, and the portions are so small !”

rmontcal September 17, 2009 at 12:16 pm

Put a coffee can on the counter at the 7-11 on 8th St. SE and people can drop change in there to pay for Metro repairs.

BigDupa September 17, 2009 at 12:16 pm

Perhaps the Teabaggers should have thought of this on the day they were staying home with their kids protecting them Hopey’s speech? “Kids, after watching “700 Club,” our next activity is to plan alternate transportation routes to our play date with our freedom loving friends. How would we walk from the Microtel in Springfield to the Capital? Extra Jesus points to whoever answers first.”

Carl Spakler September 17, 2009 at 12:16 pm

Hey I missed the start of work the other day…Oh the fringed outrage.

Let’s talk about anything, everything but health care.

slappypaddy September 17, 2009 at 12:16 pm

wow. the stupid is flabbergasting. yea, verily, it has gasted my flabber.

LittlePig September 17, 2009 at 12:17 pm

Whoo-hoo! My first tip!

twowheeljunkie September 17, 2009 at 12:17 pm

Typical conservative.
Complain when tax money is spent to help the needy.
And complain even louder when tax money is not spent to help them.
I’m surrounded by these people at work.

FUNdamental September 17, 2009 at 12:18 pm

Along with some friends, my wife and took the Metro down to see Opera In The Outfield that Saturday. A fantastic event by the way.

Shockingly, there were no tea baggers at the opera.

Somewhere around Metro Center though, the under-informed descended on the trains. Two women sat in the priority seats. Their signs said “Defend the Constitution” and “show us the birth certificate.” One looked senior-citizenish, but the only handicap the other had was ugliness.

So, we know they can see across the car at the no eating, drinking, smoking etc signs (and remember these signs have words and pictures). Then ugly one pulls a sandwich out of her bag and starts chowing.

One of my friends, who is older and far more diplomatic than I am, walks over and says “pardon me, but you can be arrested for that”. Her Ugliness says “thanks, I did not know.” I am thinking – the sign has pictures, you dim whit!

So she puts away her sandwich and gets a soda out and pops the top and starts drinking it.

So, if it is not on Fox News, Sean Hammity, or El Rushbo these tea baggers completely miss what is staring them right in the face.

But the funniest thing was a well dressed blonde chick, about 30 years old, was sitting alone in a half empty car. A teabagger gets on the train and walks over to her row and tries to sit next to her. If her looks could kill…

She said “No, there are plenty of seats over there” pointing to the other side of the train.


Jobbotch September 17, 2009 at 12:18 pm

[re=413132]GayInMaine[/re]: Even better – “Why doesn’t this system that I won’t pay for work when I need it to protest its existence?”

Rotundo September 17, 2009 at 12:19 pm

They came all the way from the republic of Texas and couldn’t figure out how to rent a car or call a fucking cab! Cungrissmin Brady should have drove them there hisself!

jagorev September 17, 2009 at 12:19 pm

Wow, even the WSJ is snarking at him?

CaiteeCruelle September 17, 2009 at 12:20 pm

[re=413138]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Like all gubmint programs, it’s supposed to be withheld from the darkies and the illegal latina welfare queens, but be pristine, perfect, and ready to go for real murkins (fat cracker loudmouths).


rmontcal September 17, 2009 at 12:20 pm

[re=413157]BigDupa[/re]: Hilarious. Microtel – hahaha

Native of SL UT September 17, 2009 at 12:20 pm

Should the Metro have been prepared for the millions or only 70,000 or so, Mr Brady?

shortsshortsshorts September 17, 2009 at 12:21 pm


snideinplainsight September 17, 2009 at 12:21 pm

Which one was Ken? My sister always had a crush on Greg -

snideinplainsight September 17, 2009 at 12:21 pm

Shoot! Kevin – I meant Kevin.

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 17, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Mahousu September 17, 2009 at 12:24 pm

The fact is, Metro service was better than normal this past weekend. All of the stations were actually open, and nobody was struck and killed by any of the trains. Brady should be sending them a thank-you note instead.

geminisunmars September 17, 2009 at 12:24 pm

The Metro folks just assumed they’d be bussed, as usual.

converse September 17, 2009 at 12:24 pm

They’re just pissed cuz there were no “Whites Only” cars.

slappypaddy September 17, 2009 at 12:25 pm

these people have a point. southeast texas has a public transportation system to die for. all you have to do anywhere is southeast texas — anywhere! — is go outside and wait less than three minutes, and a clean and quiet bus with plenty of room and a polite (and anglo) driver will pull up and take you anywhere you want to go (locally) for free. it will even take you to texas’s wonderful high-speed train system, which runs all the way through the old confederacy clear up to the border with the republic of washingtonistan, where the track ends and the only way to go any further is to get out and walk to a metro station, go downstairs, and walk along the dark and deserted tracks. why isn’t nobama fixing this?!!!!??

thejesusandmarycheney September 17, 2009 at 12:25 pm

The delays were likely caused by their big fat Tea Klux Klan asses standing in the subway car doorways, shouting “Know your place, nigra!” at the bossy voice repeating “Doors Closing. Please stand clear of the doors.”

Crank Tango September 17, 2009 at 12:26 pm

Re: the comments. Is “dripping with sarcasm” the same as, better than, or worse than “dripping with Mike Duvall”?

teebob2000 September 17, 2009 at 12:27 pm

You can’t MAKE this shit up.

The Other Sarah T September 17, 2009 at 12:27 pm

“These individuals came all the way from Southeast Texas…” And they couldn’t even find parking for the Joadmobile

PsycGirl September 17, 2009 at 12:28 pm

Why didn’t they ride in on their privately owned and maintained horses, or cows, or other livestock?

Scarab September 17, 2009 at 12:28 pm

There were plenty of metro cars, it’s just that the doors weren’t wide enough for the Texans. I blame Obama.

freakishlystrong September 17, 2009 at 12:28 pm

This is like “raaaaiinnn on your wedding day, a freeeeee riiiiide, when you’ve already paaaaiid” but not in a good way.

Jim89048 September 17, 2009 at 12:30 pm

I liked him better in his role on the Brady Bunch, but they’re always cuter when they’re little.

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 17, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Cicada September 17, 2009 at 12:31 pm

I must point out that there were plenty of privately owned taxicabs available for the teatards. Also that the metro website has had a big notice about delays due to track maintenance at the top of the page for weeks.

But hey, if they were so horribly inconvenienced maybe that means they won’t be coming back (hope, hope)?

Schmegeg September 17, 2009 at 12:32 pm

Next 9-12, all passengers must esit at the U Street station. Thank you for riding DC Metro!

arewethereyet September 17, 2009 at 12:33 pm

just finished watching videos and interviews from saturdays clusterfuck in dc and now this. who ARE these people? where did they come from? my head hurts.

Neilist September 17, 2009 at 12:34 pm

Today, we are all the D.C. Metro.

WOLVERI . . . .

Sorry. Sorry. My bad.

gjdodger September 17, 2009 at 12:34 pm

[re=413149]kernelPanic[/re]: How many hoverounds can fit in a metro car anyway?


“My Metro didn’t cost me a penny!”

Slow Fish September 17, 2009 at 12:35 pm

[re=413143]Lawndarts[/re]: The pols on the right are a stupid blight, deep in the Heart of Texas.

Buffalopundit September 17, 2009 at 12:36 pm

Also, President Limbaugh was upset that the Metro cars were integrated.

Mustang September 17, 2009 at 12:37 pm

I’m thinking this video sheds light on why the teabaggers missed the bus. They were too illiterate to read the schedules. This is must-see material.

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 17, 2009 at 12:37 pm

[re=413195]Cicada[/re]: HAHAHAHAHA. You’re assuming that these tards actually know how to use a website, let alone how to use a computer.

Hart88 September 17, 2009 at 12:38 pm

Metro’s response: fuck off, nutbag.

Crank Tango September 17, 2009 at 12:39 pm

[re=413195]Cicada[/re]: privately owned cabs? but what if they wanted a PUBLIC OPTION?

snideinplainsight September 17, 2009 at 12:39 pm

Said to me while on the DC metro; “That lifestyle leads straight to Hell!! Jesus loves you!!” at which point the guy – nervous, flannel-wearing, brush-cut with John Lennon glasses – spun and literally ran out of the car.

What provoked him? I was sharing my newspaper with a dude (my college dorm-mate, actually.)

Totally OT, I know, but one of my favorite stories.

Red Zeppelin September 17, 2009 at 12:39 pm

[re=413136]james evans[/re]: Of course they do! Why do you think there was so much semen on the subway seats after the teabagging? Don’t be fooled by the occassional hetero wingnut from SC or wherever.

Lionel Hutz Esq. September 17, 2009 at 12:40 pm

I’m just surprised that that streets of DC are not lined with the bloated, corpolent bodies of South East Texans whose hearts exploded when forced to walk instead of taking the Metro.

For the sake of a Public Option, they all would be saved.

BerkeleyFarm September 17, 2009 at 12:43 pm

Hi-fucking-larious. As the late great Molly Ivins said, “it’s rip and read, right off the ticker”.

gjdodger September 17, 2009 at 12:45 pm

[re=413212]snideinplainsight[/re]: What was John Rocker doing in Washington? Maybe there was another steroid hearing.

Way Cool Larry September 17, 2009 at 12:46 pm

I’m still trying to figure what “counldn’t” means. Is that a Texas thing?

One Yield Regular September 17, 2009 at 12:50 pm

[re=413132]GayInMaine[/re]: That, in a nutshell, sums up the teabagger argument for everything.

Holy Cow!! September 17, 2009 at 12:50 pm

Didn’t they want to secede or something?

Their hate for America sickens me.

BerkeleyFarm September 17, 2009 at 12:51 pm

[re=413162]FUNdamental[/re]: Excellent example, also, of teabaggers not being able to reason from A to B. If I’d just been told that eating my sandwich was a no-no, I’d expect the same rule to apply to my can-o-soda.

hobospacejunkie September 17, 2009 at 12:52 pm

We have plenty of dumbs in Texas, obviously. But they are of a special kind in east Texas, what with the stupid of Louisiana also rubbing off on them.

isadelia September 17, 2009 at 12:54 pm

[re=413223]Way Cool Larry[/re]: Me too. I looked at it for prolly a good 45 seconds before giving up. The WSJ guy was nice and printed the quote spelled correctly.

Tundra Grifter September 17, 2009 at 12:55 pm

The DC Metro runs down to Southeast Texas and back? JC! No wonder it’s broke…

Downtheroadapiece September 17, 2009 at 12:55 pm

[re=413233]hobospacejunkie[/re]: The term that keeps coming to mind is ‘aggressively stupid’.

Johnny Zhivago September 17, 2009 at 1:00 pm

In other mass transit news, some Republicans are demanding that Amtrak allow guns on board. The problem is that Amtrak is just not set up to safely handle guns in baggage, and if they had to, they say it would be easier to just stop running trains.

So there you go, to Republicans it’s more important to let US Americans who will never even ride a train in their lives, have the possibility of shipping a gun with them – than to even have the trains operating.

azw88 September 17, 2009 at 1:01 pm

In reality, they were pissed that there were no ‘whites only’ cars, seeing how DC isn’t a state and thus the constitution and supreme court cases shouldn’t apply.

Seriously though, how fuckin stupid do you have to be to not be able to get around DC on the Metro?? oh, yeah, they came from southwest Texas, enough said.

Johnny Zhivago September 17, 2009 at 1:01 pm

I’m surprised they are not demanding open carry on the Metro, BTW???

hobospacejunkie September 17, 2009 at 1:01 pm

[re=413238]Downtheroadapiece[/re]: Yes, and thay are from places that are aggressively segregated, aggressively uneducated and they aggressively like to drag black people to their deaths with their trucks. East Texas is just full of aggressively lovely people.

RoscoePColtraine September 17, 2009 at 1:02 pm

What Rep. Brady lacks in irony he makes up for in chutzpah.

PrairiePossum September 17, 2009 at 1:03 pm

This DC Metro sounds like a publically owned transportation option. Don’t the fat tea baggin’ Texans know it is Un ‘merikan for a true patriot to choose any publically funded option? The slobs should have walked to their damn protest – just like Jeebus would have.

freakishlystrong September 17, 2009 at 1:04 pm

[re=413194]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Teh Bling. Is very nice.

WhatTheHeck September 17, 2009 at 1:05 pm

if this Kevin Brady paid any attention to local budgetary issues

I read that as if this Kevin Brady paid any attention to local buggery issues

That would have made more sense

WadISay September 17, 2009 at 1:05 pm

Also, Brady is upset that the cars weren’t clearly marked “whites only” and “colored only.”

InsidiousTuna September 17, 2009 at 1:06 pm

[re=413196]Schmegeg[/re]: HAHAHAHA

Pithaughn September 17, 2009 at 1:06 pm

Way off topic, but when do we get to play with our new toy, elected by real merikuns as the czar of “Not quite able to sing in tune”, Kevin Skinner?

groove September 17, 2009 at 1:08 pm

Why the fuck are Congress people on the twatz???? And is it too much to catch your misspelling of the word “couldn’t”, backspace a few characters, and correct it, you absolute douche?

Come here a minute September 17, 2009 at 1:08 pm

You people are misinterpreting his “no” vote on the Metro funding. He was just upset that taxes weren’t being raised high enough to provide fast, reliable service and a second set of rails for local & express trains.

Crab1 September 17, 2009 at 1:09 pm

The metro ran well that day for a weekend. There was a huge triathalon the same day so I’m sure there was better than normal capacity. WMATA just didn’t expect all the jorts and stretch pants.

Cicada September 17, 2009 at 1:12 pm

[re=413243]azw88[/re]: [re=413255]WadISay[/re]: Well, segregation would have prevented this terrifying incident:

Oh, the humanity!

V572625694 September 17, 2009 at 1:12 pm

“…complaining that the taxpayer-funded subway system was unable to properly transport protesters”

Why didn’t his constituents take the free enterprise subway system? That’s the one I always ride.
I hope their toilets aren’t connected to sewer systems back in…where was it, southeast Tejas?
Well then, never mind. Free enterprise outhouses for all!

Mumbletypeg September 17, 2009 at 1:21 pm

“The stars at night/ shine not so bright
Deep in the heaaart of Texas!”

Best sung PeeWee style

skutre September 17, 2009 at 1:25 pm

Hey that ICBM bag of dicks is my district’s Congressman.

What are we, South Carolina?
However, in all fairness, I will read this on the radio tonight minus ‘fuckin’, and will also ask that once he fixes the socialist people’s transportation in DC maybe we could get some in Hyooston, other than 8 lane freeways, that is.

We come in loud and clear throughout ICBM’s bag of dicks district.

-KPFT Houston

Fighting Bill September 17, 2009 at 1:27 pm

Geez, Mr. Brady didn’t realize that thanks to the excellent suggestions of Rush Limbaugh, there were separate Metro cars for blacks, whites and others, thus leaving fewer seats for the minority in that trio, the Whiteys. That thar is yer culprit, Massah Brady.

RoscoePColtraine September 17, 2009 at 1:29 pm

There I was enjoying my nice comfy, spacious taxi-cab, that I didn’t have to share with ANYONE, when they asked me to pay fifty dollars!!! I could have ridden the bus for, like, not even half that.

doxastic September 17, 2009 at 1:31 pm

[re=413138]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Believing in magic would be heresy. They believe that Buddy Christ swoops down on his flying angel unicorn borne by the power of intercessory prayer to fix our infrastructure. But now that a Muslin is in office, our potholes will never be filled with the love of Jesus!

WickedWitch September 17, 2009 at 1:32 pm

[re=413286]skutre[/re]: REPRESENT!!!!!

RubberSoul September 17, 2009 at 1:32 pm

Looks to me like someone is scraping the bottom of the barrel for excuses as to why the Last Gasp of Crackerdom was so poorly attended.

TGY September 17, 2009 at 1:36 pm

On behalf of the Washington Metro system, I would like to express our regret that some demonstrators got their teabags caught in the sliding doors. We will implement safety measures in future.

gurukalehuru September 17, 2009 at 1:38 pm

[re=413159]slappypaddy[/re]: I’m going to use that. Repeatedly.

Larry McAwful September 17, 2009 at 1:41 pm

I heard on FoxNews that they expected 1.2 billion Teabaggers but wound up getting 1.7 billion, though they weren’t even ready for 1.2 billion. However, if all the Teabaggers had been willing to pay for their own rides instead of enjoying the subsidized fare that taxpayer dollars make possible, they could have coughed up maybe $8 a ride like John Galt would have done.

Larry McAwful September 17, 2009 at 1:42 pm

And I think the Teabaggers have a real shot at a class action lawsuit over this. They’d better hurry up and do it before some conservative activists manage to pass tort reform. Time’s a-wasting!

gurukalehuru September 17, 2009 at 1:42 pm

[re=413162]FUNdamental[/re]: So the Metro was running and not overcrowded. Thank you for that. Even their stupid, hypocritical, disingenuous, double-think, tortured logic arguments are lies.

the problem child September 17, 2009 at 1:46 pm

[re=413214]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: and [re=413186]Crank Tango[/re]: Messy!

Lionel Hutz Esq. September 17, 2009 at 1:48 pm

So, Rep. Brady is demanding a well funded Public Option.

Woodwards Friend September 17, 2009 at 1:51 pm

The world belongs to those not cursed with self-awareness.

Gumboz1953 September 17, 2009 at 2:02 pm

[re=413185]thejesusandmarycheney[/re]: It’s not a nigra. It’s a white lady from Woodbridge. Just sayin.

Gumboz1953 September 17, 2009 at 2:07 pm

My guess is these wingnuts all congregated on the platform at the foot of the escalators, and didn’t think to spread out along the platform so that they might get in an uncrowded car. Although from the looks of some of those, um, hineys, most of them were “spread out” before they even spread out. They could have used a nice walk — say, back to Texas.

BeWoot September 17, 2009 at 2:08 pm

[re=413184]slappypaddy[/re]: Hah. Too right. I’ve lived in southeast Texas, where mass transit is a carpool. So no wonder the rubes were disappointed–they were hopin’ to see how them city slickers zip around all urban-like.

You Will Be Towed September 17, 2009 at 2:15 pm

Hey, we think he’s an idiot, too.

Spam-N-Can September 17, 2009 at 2:17 pm

Are these the same Texans who fork over tolls to drive their King Ranch Edition Ford Pick-ups on roads already paid for in tax dollars. Insult to injury, these same roads are now owned by furrin companies.

finallyhappy September 17, 2009 at 2:30 pm

Please when will Texas and SC secede???

DangerousLiberal September 17, 2009 at 2:34 pm

This guy’s logic is the mental equivalent of auto-fellatio. Which most teabaggers and birthers can’t do.

schvitzatura September 17, 2009 at 2:35 pm

[re=413241]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: Kevin Brady, for years, just plain hates the choo-choo (and also disaster preparedness, red injuns) regardless of location:


President’s Highway Cuts May Jeopardize Lives

In his fiscal year 2001 budget sent to Congress this week, President Clinton proposes diverting part of the $3 billion federal gas tax surplus away from state highway spending to Amtrak, passenger rail service, natural disaster aid and improvements to Native American lands.

. . .

“Unfortunately, this proposal appears to be more about election-year politics than highway safety. It doesn’t make sense and I hope we can preserve our promised share of highway funds,” stated Brady.

and now:

Recovery plan passes – Houston Tomorrow

Of the Houston-area representatives, the Houston Chronicle reports that Al Green (TX-09), Gene Green (TX-29), and Sheila Jackson-Lee (TX-18) voted for the bill, while Kevin Brady (TX-08), John Culberson (TX-07), Michael McCaul (TX-10), Pete Olson (TX-22), Ron Paul (TX-14), and Ted Poe (TX-02) voted against it. The first three also voted to preserve the Amtrak funding, while the other six voted to remove it from the bill.

Would Brady be put off by Mexcan day laborers and palanquins, in lieu of Metro, for the next Bagger Cotillion in DC?

awesomeguy#1 September 17, 2009 at 2:37 pm

“Twitter Mussolini” will make the trains run on time!

…sorry, that was an obvious and a piss poor offering.

Katydid September 17, 2009 at 2:38 pm

O/T I just want everybody at Wonkette to know this. I was having issues with my computer, so I did an online chat with Dell Tech Support, and let the tech take control of my PC, which meant he could see everything on my screen (this will become painfully important). After he fixed it, he asked me to redo what I was doing when the problem occurred to make sure it was fixed (note he’s still watching).

So since the problem was happening only when I was on Wonkette, when I trying to read this story, the Dell support tech, who KNOWS MY REAL NAME, now thinks I visit porn sites that say things such as, “Eat an ICBM of dicks, Kevin Brady!”

Thank you Jim Newell, thank you very goddammed much.

RoscoePColtraine September 17, 2009 at 2:48 pm

[re=413426]Katydid[/re]: Thank you for the cautionary tale. Now we can all take steps to avoid such embarrassment.

the problem child September 17, 2009 at 2:55 pm

[re=413426]Katydid[/re]: *Waving* to Dell guy. Y’all come back now…

Katydid September 17, 2009 at 2:57 pm

[re=413443]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Well, if I wasn’t such a moran I could have too.

JSDC007 September 17, 2009 at 2:57 pm

At L’Enfant Plaza Metro Station.

Teabagger obese Dad with brood of 6 plus obese/pregnant Mom, and other assorted family members puts $20 into machine, buys ticket for $20, then tries to shove entire brood plus extended family through electronic turnstiles. Metro attendant rushes over and says, “no can do, Daddy-O.”

Much stupidity ensues, as family crowds around turnstiles in mock indignation (Government is screwing us of our right to be stupid and not read the instructions). A couple of non-teabagging kids come by and say “move retards.”

Outside 1.7 billion pounds of douchebaggery continues.

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 17, 2009 at 3:02 pm

[re=413450]Katydid[/re]: I wouldn’t worry (much). Besides, $10 says the Dell guy is probably nader paul kucinich gravel. Or shortsshortshorts.

NYNYNY September 17, 2009 at 3:04 pm

Sorry, teababies, you had to take cabs? Welcome to the libertarian future (minus constant shooting and black plague). Thank you WSJ for the “Seriously”.

Pfunkallstar September 17, 2009 at 3:11 pm

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Rep. Brady offered up his personal train, but it was unavailable, busy hauling a steaming load of bullshit back to his hometown of Who the Fuck Cares, Texas.

Baconbits September 17, 2009 at 3:14 pm

[re=413246]hobospacejunkie[/re]: I was wondering when someone would point out that this jackass represents Jasper. The swamp people’s genes have not served them well…

NYNYNY September 17, 2009 at 3:24 pm

[re=413184]slappypaddy[/re]: And! Texas’s public transportation is all funded by private companies. No communist government intervention.

Bernie Madeoff September 17, 2009 at 3:33 pm

What?! No US Coast Guard airlifts? Has Katrina taught us nothing?

schvitzatura September 17, 2009 at 3:35 pm


They all should be placed in the custody of Carl’s Jr., for mouth-breathing, knuckledraggin’ DUMB!

geminisunmars September 17, 2009 at 4:05 pm

[re=413218]BerkeleyFarm[/re]: Molly come back. We need you more than evah.

natteringnabomb September 17, 2009 at 4:08 pm

Why didn’t they bend over and pull themselves up by the boot straps and walk like most socialist city dwellers?Because those fat fucks can’t see their shoes when standing.Not one of them could read a subway schedule anyway.

Nanks September 17, 2009 at 4:09 pm

About 7 hours ago, Brady twatted that he was going to be participating in a live chat on the Houston Chronicle’s web site. Guess what got cancelled due to “a series of floor votes”??

a_pink_poodle September 17, 2009 at 4:11 pm

I don’t want my tax dollars being used to fun a metro system that I’m not using!

MadFlava September 17, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Don’t they know that teabagging isn’t allowed on Metro rail. Sheesh.

zippy123 September 17, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Is Metro adding a Southeast Texas stop on the Red line?

DangerousLiberal September 17, 2009 at 4:37 pm

[re=413573]zippy123[/re]: I hope it’s the red line–give them the one that always is broken, late, or killing people. For God’s sake, don’t even tell these assklowns about the Orange Line.

Curved September 17, 2009 at 4:49 pm

[re=413159]slappypaddy[/re]: Thank you for reminding my why I LOVE the English language! So beautifully expressive. Sorry for the interruption, Wonkeratti. Do carry on with your delicious, Denby-certified snark on teabagging woe, missed connections, and legislative buggery.

carrieindc September 17, 2009 at 4:52 pm

holy shit, i demand $$$ from the GOP for making me be late EVERYWHERE last weekend because those wingnut fatasses and their signs were consistently blocking both sides of the metro escalators and asking me nonsensical directions during their 3 day reign of hell in the city. one particularly ornery mouth breather said “I’m na movin’” on the Woodley Pk down escalator. thanks teabaggers.

Pithaughn September 17, 2009 at 4:58 pm

[re=413223]Way Cool Larry[/re]: I guess it is the fonetik speln. “koondnut” Mimic that crybaby that won the talent show and it will sound familiar.

Big Al1317 September 17, 2009 at 4:59 pm

Tea baggers? More like douchebaggers.

smitallica September 17, 2009 at 5:09 pm

Has the ’80s new wave band Berlin been reached for comment?

dougbob September 17, 2009 at 5:12 pm

if the teabaggers had taken the time to notice they would have realized that those customer service oriented people at METRO were trying to run “whites only” trains for them. damn wingnuts can’t read and then they get sore about it.

pacific slider September 17, 2009 at 5:14 pm

“Public transit is our God given right!” a teabagger wasn’t heard saying while sucking down their grease ‘n fat plate at the local diner in Pit Sweat, Texas. “The main reason we are obese is that we are incredibly committed to riding transit. We want to walk, really! Transit is Socialism if it’s for liberals, or the browns.”

thetalltexan September 17, 2009 at 5:21 pm

Southeast Texas? Does he mean Lousisiana?
They make being a hypocrite a total art form.

glamourdammerung September 17, 2009 at 5:36 pm

I am still a bit sad about my email going down last night so I could not send it to the tips line as I instantly knew everyone here would be all over this mess.

chascates September 17, 2009 at 5:55 pm


…Brady voted against Federal funding for the very same Metro he’s blaming for offering the tea partiers substandard service. [...]

[E]arlier this year, Brady voted against the stimulus package. It provided millions upon millions of dollars for all manner of improvements to … the D.C. Metro.

Every House GOPer, of course, voted against the stimulus. Still, it’s a real head-spinner to bash a government-run system for failing to adequately serve an enormous anti-government protest after opposing government funding for it.

Trot Nixon' September 17, 2009 at 6:06 pm

Funny, for the first time in months, my ride on the red line was pleasant and without delay on the 12th…

lochnessmonster September 17, 2009 at 6:12 pm

Maybe all these people live on another planet and they ended up here by mistake? I think if you explained to them that they are protesting against the spending they want for their conveniences they just could not understand it. Think about what else they don’t understand with their circular logic. (Read any Sarah Palin speech for examples).

BerkeleyFarm September 17, 2009 at 8:05 pm

I read elsewhere that Metro was told 5-10,000 people. The same source said that organizers of large events often contact Metro to arrange for and PAY for extra service for the convenience of those attending and neither of those things were done by Teabag Nation.

Of course I am sure that minivans/tour buses could be hired for a moderate fee and take people door-to-door in air-conditioned comfort without all those uppity locals around. But that would also require planning and foresight.

Organization FAIL.

LoweredPeninsula September 17, 2009 at 11:02 pm

I’m surprised he didn’t remark on all of the Negros that run and use the trains.

Blue_in_VA September 18, 2009 at 12:21 am

Damn. Why can’t you find a rickshaw when you need one?

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