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Tom DeLay’s Online Encyclopedia Of Dance Received A Makeover In The Middle Of The Night Last Night


Tom DeLay’s Tragic Dance Website of Dance has gone Hollywood! Here he is in a brand new welcome foto in which both dance partners appear to be alive. This is a Classy Move! And even though it is a moral certainty he is again wearing ill-fitting swishy pants in this new picture, you cannot see the pants and can only hear the faintest of swishswishswish. [Tom DeLay]


11:34 AM on Thu September 17 2009
By Juli Weiner
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  1. Seriously, what is wrong with his face? It’s all waxy and creepy like.

  2. Snarkalicious says at 11:39 am, September 17th, 2009

    Before, she looked defeated. Now, she looks lobotomized. I am not so sure this is an improvement.

  3. Tom’s mellowed out. He wouldn’t have wanted to be seen with a tranny while he was in Congress.

  4. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 11:41 am, September 17th, 2009

    That poor, poor woman. She’s probably thinking, “It’ll take me a case of GoJo and Lava to scrape off all the slime oozing from this pathetic motherfucker.”

  5. SayItWithWookies says at 11:42 am, September 17th, 2009

    That’s definitely the least flattering picture of Cheryl Burke I’ve seen — but that still doesn’t make Tom look any less creepy.

  6. ManchuCandidate says at 11:42 am, September 17th, 2009

    When Cockroach got booked in 2006 or so, I thought the only Dancing with the Stars he would be doing would be with the Stars of Cellblock D.

  7. She’s palming him some Viagra and Oxycontin to take home to Rush.

  8. slappypaddy says at 11:44 am, September 17th, 2009

    “dancing with delay” — wasn’t that phrase trademarked by the republicants a while back?

  9. Jim Demintia says at 11:49 am, September 17th, 2009

    Man, his face just calls out for a heavy sack beating.

  10. I don’t know what drugs she’s taken; I only know I want some, too.

    On second thought, I probably don’t want them.

  11. Isn’t that Bizarro Liza Minnelli he’s dancing with? And wouldn’t that make Tommy Boy Bizarro David Gest?

  12. Lascauxcaveman says at 11:52 am, September 17th, 2009

    I think it’s pretty great shot of Tom. That midget he’s clinched on to gives him a relatively manly stature, in comparison.

  13. Lefty Lucy says at 11:57 am, September 17th, 2009

    Mahousu: Ruffies.

  14. Is reality TV the new show business for ugly people?

  15. Monsieur Grumpe says at 11:57 am, September 17th, 2009

    I think the bug spray that Delay uses as a deodorant has stupefied her.

  16. That woman is obviously working off some bad karma.

  17. Hey, should we be making fun of his dance partner? There is a de/recession going on. (A: OF COURSE WE SHOULD.)

  18. This might have been said in another thread, but why doesn’t he dance with the re-animated corpse of Terri Shiavo since he had such a raging boner for her?

  19. Tom Delay’s Dancing with Delay Part II: Electric Boogaloo.

  20. i want death.

  21. shortsshortsshorts says at 12:20 pm, September 17th, 2009

    That is the gayest man I have ever seen in my fucking life.

  22. The term “ill fitting swishy pants” seems to fit quite a few republican congress critters these days. Good tag for them.

  23. Snarkalicious: The sad thing is that he obviously only looked at himself in these pictures…

  24. I wonder if he ever got to look at Obama’s gift certificate.

  25. Hedley Lamar says at 12:30 pm, September 17th, 2009

    shortsshortsshorts: I second the motion. And the motion is Fabulous!

  26. Suds McKenzie says at 12:33 pm, September 17th, 2009

    Anyone watch Mad Men a couple of weeks ago when Salvator’s wife all of a sudden realized she married a flaming gay man?

  27. Gesh, where did he get his “partner”?

    “She” looks like a graduate of the “Thai Ladyboy College of Ball[room] ‘Dancing,’” . . .

    . . . If-You-Know-What-I-Mean-And-I-Think-You-Do.

    Also, I’m confused. I thought GOP legislators were into tap-dancing?

  28. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 12:42 pm, September 17th, 2009

    It looks like she is being goosed, but I can see both her hands…., Oooooh.

  29. Anonymous Office Zombie says at 12:45 pm, September 17th, 2009

    We laugh, but I swear somehow, some way Delay is going to be able to dance his way back into the hearts of voters who actually watch this show and who have probably already forgotten who he is and was.

  30. Don’t recognize her, is he the STAR?

    I was hoping that he’d get a “leggy” partner like Gabrielle Reese, Julie Neumar, or someone else over 6-foot.

  31. Way Cool Larry says at 12:51 pm, September 17th, 2009
  32. magic titty says at 12:53 pm, September 17th, 2009

    Spiffy redux, Tom. Way to crop out yer boner.

  33. hobospacejunkie says at 1:07 pm, September 17th, 2009

    “I’m thuper…thanks for asking”

    SuperTom = Big Gay Al

  34. Cheryl Burke is a nice lady and doesn’t deserve her toes Hammered on.

  35. Barrelhse says at 2:55 pm, September 17th, 2009

    Does he know she’s not white?

  36. Fuck everyone dumping on Cheryl. Despite the picture, she’s really hot. Stop eating those cocopuffs for a minute and look at your reflection in the spoon. Boo!

  37. How dare he sully the memory of the Swayze like this.

  38. NYNYNY: Agreed.

  39. I totally heard the swishing sounds before you said them and I read them. Cheryl Burke, forever mophead. Hot muppet on corpse action!

  40. OMG, that CAN’T be Rashida Jones from Parks & Recreation!

  41. Because it looks uncannily like her!

  42. jimmyQ: …because it looks uncannily like her!

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