Encore Please: Tom DeLay's Tragic Dance Website Of Dance!

Oh hello, and Willkommen to TomDeLay.com , the number #1 Internet spot for exciting behind-the-scenes DANCE PIXX of fat ghost Tom DeLay adjusting the elastic on his swishy-pant waistband—a task which his dance partner would have helped with, had her batteries not died. Sad. [via Daily Intel ]