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HA HA MICHELLE HATES HIM
Barack Obama Was Doing This Today
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on Wed September 16 2009
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Jim Newell
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Oh man… Blingee contest. Go.
Episode IV.III : A New Hopey
I figured him for a purple lightsaber, a la Mace Windu, but then again, I’m a racist.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Taezh4ULlfw/SSj50en6J7I/AAAAAAAAAc0/ZUD0uLroK78/s320/Mace+Windu+purple+Lightsaber.jpg
Luke Flyswatter!
Don’t underestimate the Force.
Now I know for sure that I love this man.
Do or not do. There is no ‘try.’
The President is a Socialism-Facist Muslin-Jedi! Barak Skywalker Obama!
Rush as Jabba
Dick Cheney as Salacious Crumb
W as Jar Jar Binks
Sweet!
That’s not the real President Obama! It’s actually a super badass Obama doll made in Japan!
Orly Taitz is looking for the long form sales receipt as we speak!
Kev-O-Tron: Wait, this isn’t a Blingee? I’m pretty sure it’s a Blingee.
we knew all along that the force was strong in this one
ManchuCandidate:
Dick Cheney is Vader is Dick Cheney, you Trekkie bastard!
Hey, Joe, the boy is dangerous. They all sense it; why can’t you?
I’m sure Hopey’s *real* lightsaber is much longer and thicker.
rambone: OB-4-M4
That’s the ugly stick that Mean Jean Schmidt was done whomped with.
Extemporanus: HOLY SHIT! The pants and tie even match!
And I always thought he was the Gorgon Medusa, as one glance at his skin has been known to turn people into raving lunatics.
How long until Redstate has the headline “Shuckin’ and Javelin’”?
Carl Spakler: Is that the one where he blows up the Death Panel?
What do you think Michelle is telling him there?
AbstinenceOnly Ed: He has a purple lightsaber, too, you racist.
I mean, afterall, he is the president…
I thought Star Wars was a Reagan weapons system tested by Insidious Darth Cheney in Iraq.
But then there’s still that hive of scum and villainy in the Senate to deal with.
Extemporanus: AH… win. May the force be with you.
Help me, Obamawan Kenobi. You’re my only Hope.
Fox News is the Death Star
AnglRdr: if she is anything like Mrs Gleep (or just about any other wife/mother I’ve met) I suspect it’s something along the lines of
“Put that down before you hurt yourself”
or
“um, sweetie? that’s not your light saber give it back now”
“Now, who wants to see me levitate Biden upside down?”
The Teabag Army of Droids must be stopped!
Oh, SABER…
Sorry. I thought you said ‘SURPER.
Yeah, Obama says he made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs and the fucking mainstream media doesn’t even ask him why the hell he’s using a unit of distance as if it’s a unit of time. The mainstream media — you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
WOLVERI . . . .
What?
Oh.
Sorry. Wrong movie.
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this . . . .”
chascates: This story practically writes itself.
“You see, they’re not as clumsy or as random as a blaster.”
Let me help with the alt.text:
These are not the words you’re looking for. Move along. Move along.
I’m still getting used to looking at ectomorphs again. I remember when being 10 or 20 lbs above ectomorphitude was fat.
With what I have to work with,
here’s mine.
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99067463-D00L-weelin-bichez-
rambone: I believe he prefers to go by “President Skybaracker”.
Though I could be wrong, as this Potater: sounds quite Force-full.
How long until the Conservative spin machine will be yelling that Obama’s saber can’t possibly be that long and thick?
As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Death Pannel!
Kill Trig at will, Commander!
I think this is better
http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=5240500
Whoa! Does Barry have an extra finger? Look at the hilt above his thumb. Teh CONSTUSHUNZ say nO WITCHZ 4 Pres!!111!!1!
Cue Tatooine birth certificate in 3, 2, 1…
Potater: Win.
next year, the prez needs to be at Dragon-con on Labor day weekend
…as a “Star Wars” purist I am insulted by that photo! Why in the name of Grand Moff Tarkin is he holding a light saber like a fencing foil?!
Lionel Hutz Esq.: win!!
shadowMark: Thank the Force I’m not the only person that annoyed the hell out of.
AngryBlakGuy: No he isn’t. He’s saying “Talk to teh First Hand you uppity Negress!”
AnglRdr: “There that fool goes thinking he’s Samuel L. Jackson again”
grevillea: Pretty sure that’s a button. You know, to make the lightsaber glow. Man, the only way he could be dorkier is if he had his mother-in-law sew him a Jedi robe.
someone needs to make a 4chan .gif of his head on the StarWarsKid video.
anyone know how to make those?
Barry looks like he’s having a great time and Michelle is wondering why she married him.
GreatOldOnesParty: Or he’s saying “Don’t make me Force Choke a bitch!”
he even appears to be making the lightsaber whooshing sound effect mouth sounds in this photo.
“and then i’d be all ‘VVVSHHH-SSSHHHPRRRP with my lightsaber, mish! then i’d totally give boehner a force push so he flies right over the resolute desk, thru the window and out onto the portico! it would be totally so badass, mish! michelle? honey, look at me! look what i can do, honey!”
It’s a nice touch that he’s cleary making his own sound effects.
He is the coolest president we’ve ever had. Luvs him! Michelle has this look on her face that says “oh no, he’s not doing that in public?” Gotta luv her too.
Is it just me, or is the First Dong at about half-mast right there?
AbstinenceOnly Ed:
It’s not purple, it’s grape! Because I’m racist too, also.
obfuscator: Snarkalicious: Curses!
“maaaan, we ain’t found shIIIEEEt”
You lie, come here mutha fucker!!
Its clear to me that he is fighting a training droid, like the one on the Millenium Falcon. It is also clear the he is peaking, when he should be focusing.
Michele is shouting, “Shut your damn eyes and use the force.”
AbstinenceOnly Ed: Trekker bastard is the proper term.
LittlePig: At the Wookieepedia there’s an article about the Kessel Run explaining why “parsec” was used “correctly” and on some commentary track George Lucas says the same thing, refusing to admit he was just writing gibberish he thought sounded like science-talk. (It occurs to me, as I type this, that this probably isn’t the kind of sexy-talk that would make Meghan McCain want to sleep with me. And, as I type that, it occurs to me this probably isn’t the kind of sexy-talk that would make Maureen Dowd want to sleep with me. Star Wars — That stuff should come with a warning label.)
Diamante: Since when does Wonkette support the use of fucking emoticons?
GreatOldOnesParty: I flagged it as inappropriate. Only your blingee shall prevail.
Remember what happened to Princess Lea’s home planet in the first movie? Need I say more, FOX NEWS.
nestor:
shadowMark: nestor: I once did an emoticon by accident, but I see I don’t remember how I did it.
shadowMark: Oh. I guess I did remember how I did it. So, now I know how to play, but I’ve got to go grocery shopping. Damn. I mean
This is freaking epic. We already Sith as President: Darth Reagan anyone? Now it is time for Jedi knight Obama! I would say that hopey is making star wars cool again but the ladies strongly disagree. He should strike them down with force lightning; its o.k. to indulge the darkside once in a while.
Ok.
That. Is. Awesome.
Baracki Won Obami
Yes, yes, there’s a lightsaber. But can someone please explain to me why Michelle is wearing a belt at nipple-height? That’s the real story here.
Holding Out for a Hero: any good wife does that 10 times a day, god love’em.
Sorry to change the subject, but has anyone ever noticed that Mrs. Obama is very attractive, also? One might even say pretty. Whaddya know.
The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master!
I find your lack of faith in insurance reform disturbing Senator Baucus
AbstinenceOnly Ed: You’re both wrong. Cheney was Emperor Palpatine, with the real power:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x249/msgeek703/darth_cheney_master_of_evil.jpg
AngryBlakGuy: nurd.
Holding Out for a Hero: Because Michelle (correctly) guessed he was goin’ places - like the White House…
finallyhappy: Hey now! - At least us “Trekker Bastards” didn’t support 3 horrible prequels that came out
520 years too late, only to diminish the glory of the original movie…pinko-commie: ‘Cos Barry likes her to Rack ‘em and Stack ‘em…
This is a much better show, Earl, leave it on this channel so I can watch me some dancing with the Jedi Stars.
Ohhhh, Mrs Robinson! So sneaky, that one. She gave this voodoo SATANIC SANTERIA death stick to him, knowing he’d mistake it for a dang light saber.
(inshallah)
Michelle: Barack! The Republicans are going to say healthcare will be your Hoth!
memzilla: Makes perfect sense to me…Vader was the one who restored balance to the force by killing the Emperor. Luke was 0-1-1 against Vader and hung with the pre-furry Ewoks
God I’ve been a nerd my whole life!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHA!comicbookguy:
“That Wilson will be smarting beneath my Harry Potter wand! Take that, Voldemort!
The President is so cute here. Sweet!
pinko-commie: Because she can!
Extra fashion note for those who don’t obsessively follow Mrs. O style: Michelle said Barack calls that belt her Star Trek belt.
They’re both so cute and dorky. I hope Washington doesn’t beat all the fun out of them.
“This is the only way we’ll ever beat the Borg!”
You know…I might not like every policy that Hopey comes out with, but DAMN…even when he’s goofin’ he looks 100x smarter the GWB.
Ah, hell Bar-aack. Don’t waste your Force on the Jaba the Hutlicans.
dementor: Yes, but he only has arms for the mesomorph.
Coolest. President. Evar.
Wait his head isn’t Photoshopped? Damn, it looks freakin’ Photoshopped.
Does this lazy guy ever work ?
Them ni… are all the same : All game and no play!
Would our beloved Canuckistan PM, Caligula Harper, be photographed in such a ridicule act?
No, never! He wouldn’t even think to do such stupid monkey (ni…) play.
He’s a serious guy.
Wake up Murikans, your president is nothing but a clown, you deserve a serious guy like S. Caligula Harper.
And we (I) will gladly sell him to you, serious Murikans, at bargain price! ‘Specially now that he’s in Washington - no freight to pay.
Even if Caligula Harper is not Murika born, just like the other guy, nobody will care: he’s of the right colour (a British word), and furthermore, he’s blond. Also!
(The Freedom Poodle says that his master drinks too much Armagnac!)
FreedomPoodle: And reads a bit too much Le Pen…
Bearbloke: Nah, he is trying to lowball us into a trade. We don’t want your canadien lemon.
here’s my contribution:
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/99076384-Obama-light-sabre
AutomaticPilot: All that and STILL no Kanye West cameo?
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kanye-interrupts-imma-let-you-finish
I prefer the photobomber in the back.
http://timeswampland.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/bk-obama-20090916-7302.jpg
It’s an homage to the Teabaggers cuz bending over and pulling a goatse never would have made it past the secret service.
I-man: Thanks - You just blew out one of my prejudices : Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the Murikans. I hate you … and most Wonkeratis for that!
You sure you don’t want to buy him? Pretty sure???? Please !!! Free??? How much do you ask to take him ?
Bearbloke: If you ever had used a pen as a writing implement, you would know that this name “Le Pen”, is not the real name of the guy. The real name of this old fart is Le crayon (with a little “c”).
FreedomPoodle: A thousand apologies! The only writing implement I use is Richard Nixon’s mummified penis dipped in santorum - c’est magnifique!!
He’s going to challenge Joe Wilson to a duel! Just like Andrew Jackson would!
You can tell by his lips he’s making the light saber sound.
Bearbloke: Yeark !
The image!
I’m over 100 y. o. and I learned to write with pens. Pen balls were not even invented when I started school. When the ink stopped to flow, we were told to wet the tip of the pen with the tip of our tongue.
Doing this with your w.i. would be plain suicide! And disgusting also!
Je suis nostalgique - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/16/mary-travers-dead-peter-p_n_289528.html
(not sure for the link - copy and paste)
I want to see him with one of these: http://dailypop.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/dr10_4.jpg
You know he’s way more Doctor than Skywalker.
I love this guy, and I’m not even one of his fanboy’s, at least, I wasn’t ’till now.
Now, the conservatives have another strike against this guy: he’s a goddamned Jedi. They only support Sith Lords for the Oval Office, of course. That said, Obami Won Kenobi is still only a padawan learner. He’s got to grow some balls before he becomes a full-fledged Jedi Master.
I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
The Dark Lord Cheney has finally emerged from his basement lair, revealing himself as the true master of evil. Our young Jedi Barack Skywalker has drawn his lightsaber, to save the Empire from eternal darkness.
As he faces this dark menace, a voice emerges through The Force, and resonates with the fabric of the Universe. It is Ted Kennedy:
“The Force will be with you, always…”
but but, the dark Lord Dictate-ney can’t not be Barack Skywalker’s father!! I thought he’s father was an African lion.. what do I do when the lightening strikes me…?
GreatOldOnesParty: srsly: you’re not helping.
Lightsabers are the death panel weapon of choice.
John Hodgman is fapping furiously to this picture. So am I, but it’s funnier when John does it.
Michelle: This is some rescue. When you came in here, didn’t you have a plan for getting out?
Liebestod: They are kissing cousins, so that is a close enough relationship for this analogy.
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/7/2009/09/c77e9de1a3c5ed8469dc24a406145658/340x.jpg
Just letting it be known that I love him, her, them, and all of youz. Today we are all geeky Presidents.
Car Ramrod: It’s schwanz, you racist.
finallyhappy: And Trekkie is a slur, so, there’s that.