Look Yale, we know the last week or so has been tough for you, but LEAVE NANCY GRACE ALONE. [CNN, thank you operative "Ryan T." ]
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September 16, 2009
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Nancy Grace strangled? It must be my birthday!
Please let it be a live strangling.
A taped version of the happy event would just not have the same punch.
Is there a recognized international standard unit of angry schadenfreude that can be used to calculate if in fact Nancy Grace constitutes a “ton”.
My wet dream.
A Yale student may yet graduate with useful skills.
Oh man, that’s the only good way that story could end. Nancy Grace is like the busy-body neighbor who won’t let anyone else in the trailer park have any fun.
[re=412535]Chain Tattoo[/re]: 8pm will be live. 10pm will be a repeat (because there is no respect for those of us who don’t live in the east.).
She can’t be strangled — that would prevent her from speaking, which physics tells us is impossible. When the world ends, the last sound will be Nancy Grace’s shrill harpielike vocalizations as she badgers one last confused, innocent old lady into suicide. Something that horribly impervious to shame does not die — rather, it ceaselessly crawls the earth, covering everything it touches in its foul gastropodial ooze.
Good God, people, you know you can’t strangle Nancy Grace. A stake to the heart is what it takes, or would take, if she had a heart.
Oh man, my heart was all a flutter. But then who would cover missing white toddler girls?
That CNN… such a cocktease.
nancy grace? is she still around? I thought Lou Dobbs had sucked up all her oxygen supply by now.
Would it be wrong to masturbate to this?
Yale 1, Nancy Grace 0
GO YALE!!!!!!!!!!!
Did Karzai “pull a Bert” in that picture, or is that just earwax?
Karzai goes to Yale? And is he demonstrating the secret hand technique he used?
[re=412551]El Pinche[/re]: CNN just shoots standardized [Trailer Park] and [Apartment Complex] footage and has production computerized so that it just inserts the name of the missing toddler. It’s as much a science as it is an art.
when i have to explain to my young son what a “transvestite” is, I’ll just turn on Nancy Grace for a few seconds.
Boola, Boola!
Kill, Kill, Kill!
If Grace is gone, maybe they’ll bring back Throaty McHuskington.
it’s about goddamn time.
I never say it enough – thank you Wonkette. You subscribe to CNN so I don’t have to.
Hah! Ahm Naincy Graice, an’ ah been straingled bah a Yailie!
America is so diploma-centric! I strangle Nancy Grace every morning before my cup of coffee but because I’m a college drop-out, no one cares. However, a Yale student does it ONCE and he gets a story on CNN, the cover of Time and a goddamn ticker tape parade!
Like strangling would even slow her down.
[re=412541]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: If only. Ed Abbey has a story about a Yale student who drove all the way to the Grand Canyon to hurl himself into the abyss from a popular point for suicides. He had penned a Yale-quality suicide note with flourishes. Drove to the point (from New Haven!). Looked over the edge. Got out a piece of hose, which apparently was ridin’ along in the trunk, handily, and gassed himself instead.
So “strangling Nancy Grace” is what the kids call it now-a-days?
Ah, so that’s what happened to Nancy Grace.
[re=412575]Reed[/re]: Maybe if you did it in the 8pm timeslot, more people would pay attention.
[re=412562]Better American Than You[/re]: And HLN is the CMT of CNN.
Hey, you guys were the ones whose tweet about the Dowd column made it seem as David Denby had been murdered. Sure got me to click on the link double-quick though.
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First, death panels. Now, mercy killings.
[re=412575]Reed[/re]: I strangle my “Nancy Grace” every morning to Mika on Morning Joe. More feet shots…fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap.
Stangling Nancy Grace = buffing the bishop?
[re=412571]Aurelio[/re]: I loved that. “Hah, I’m Nancy Grace and I’m reporting from inside th’ dang wall, y’all.”
Hey, who won the Afghan election? This guy right here *fingerguns*
Oh, if it only were true. I suspect it will take a stake through the heart, decapitation, immersion in a fast flowing stream, a sulphuric acid bath and final disposal in a blast furnace, to lay the bloodthirsty harpy to rest.
Once again, Nancy Grace makes herself the story.
My theory is that someone unsuccessfully tried to strangle Rita Cosby, but she soldiered on, crushed wind-pipe and all.
God and Man and Piano Wire at Yale
[re=412597]ServiceJervixJuice[/re]: Why malign the Harpy?
I prefer something less similar to the name of a noble endangered Eagle: such as “skank” or “scag” or “gnat shit” …
http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp09142009.shtml
What is this, National Hate On Nancy Grace Week?
(And you gotta love the Nancy-as-Saturn bit at the end.)
It was Kevotron in the foyer with the rope.
[re=412592]Mojopo[/re]: [re=412571]Aurelio[/re]: She’s Nancy Grace, y’all, not Paula Dean.
As long as we’re on the topic of Paula Dean’s death, is her punishment in Hell to wade through a river of BUH-der until her movements are as slow and sluggish as the blood churning its way through her viewers’ arteries?
Ah love yew, Nancy!
This Nancy Grace will be so new and exciting, this dead girl is asian.
Nancy Grace has the semen of stranglers dripping from her wet snatch every time she talks about dead white girls on the teevee.
You put your kids in Yale, you expect safety, but in Obama’s America the Asian kids now get killed with the white kids cheering ‘yeah, right on, right on, right on.’
Today, we are all Nancy Grace.
Wolf Blitzer is Hamid Karzai’s evil twin.
DRUDGE HEADLINE: Peroxide market collapses following Nancy Grace death . . . Developing
Bush went to Yale. There’s gotta be a way we can blame this on him.
[re=412959]smitallica[/re]: No! Then I’d have to admire him for something.
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