Time is running out but there is enough time—but like barely though—to fill you in on what you need to know on a need-to-know basis: The House Republicans have formed a committee. It is called the “GOP ACORN Rapid Response Committee” or “GOPACORNRRCmte,” although it probably has a secret code name. There’s no time to speculate about what the secret code name may be. Its members include the crucial Representatives Patrick McHenry, Darrell Issa, and Michele Bachmann. The aims of said committee include:
- Defunding the ACORNS as swiftly as possible.
- Presumably developing training exercises that will allow them to defund the ACORNS in some kind of cool hyperspeed.
Here’s another thing you need to know: The GOP ACORN Rapid Response Committee is ready when you are. They’re also ready now.
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Go Go GOPAcRRCmte! Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Huh?
That’s nuts.
“Darrell Issa and Michele Bachmann”
I guess it takes nuts to battle nuts!
Code name TRUCKNUTZ
Figures that the Republitards would staff their ACORN Committee with their most extreme WingNuts.
…is this like the GOP version of the “A-Team”?
Hell hath no furry like an ACORN’d Republican.
So, basically, the the GOP are going to go all squirrelly again?
When the census counters are in your neighborhood, and they’re asking you the size of your brood…
Who you gonna call?
[re=412003]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Yeah, but without the angry black guy.
[re=412003]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:
Yes, except everyone’s Howling Mad Murdock.
Country First?
[re=412008]the problem child[/re]: …Michael Steele? Nah, not nearly black or angry enough! Maybe they can get Charles Barkley to re-join the Republican party?
GARRC?
Don’t you mean oliGARRChy??????
Enough of this GOP terror-mongering. Time for Al Gore and his Vice Presidential Action Rangers to take names, kick butt, and protect the space-time continuum.
They can have my nutz when they pry them from my cold dead hands.
Red herring much?
If you go for a walk in the park after dark
beware, beware, beware of the GARCC
its teeth are as sharp as the great white shark
its skin is rougher than hickory bark
its beady eyes shoot laser sparks
that sear your soul and make their mark
eh, I’ve plum run out of snark…
Oh, ACORN, why did you have to go and be all illegal and ghetto on tape? You know, like a Republican Congressman?
These are chickenshit tactics; those ardent reactionaries in Congress should get to the root of the problem by trying to eliminate the 15th Amendment.
I’m no IT professional or lexicographer, but I don’t think that the letter sequence n-u-t-z is found in any English word, and therefore I would be fine with any comment containing said sequence to be nuked from space.
GOPACORNRRCmte or formally known as the “Anti-AfroNegraCommittee”
[re=412006]the problem child[/re]: What again? You mean still.
[re=412003]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I liked the A team, George P was my hero growing up, one of the reasons I like cigars. Love to use the phrase “I love it when a plan comes together”. Maybe if I call them they will end the ACORN committee. THAT would be cool, them driving away in that really cool van…..
So, we’ll be getting that Iraq/Xe/Blackwater rapid response team any second now right? Find out where the missing 12 billion in cash went? No? Huh. Imagine that.
I’ll believe the republicans are serious when they cease to be partisan. Ah ha ha ahhah! I slay me.
GOPACORNRRCmte: Bustin’ A Nut So Fast You’ll Wish It Took Longer
Well, why not? It’ll give those three something to expend their insanity on.
[re=412024]norbizness[/re]: I don’t think that the letter sequence n-u-t-z is found in any English word — It pains me to post this here at a Taylor Swift worship site, but the word lexicographer gives me a raging woody so instead of rogue tweeting by myself, here’s the USA word with n-u-t-z in it:
Nutzilla:
A God among men, this title describes one who has achieved the pinnacle of getting a nut. In order to be deemed a nutzilla, one must nut, or ejaculate, 12 times in a 24 hour period. The presence of a nut witness is not required, but desirable.
Bro, I don’t care if he fucks my sis, he is a Nutzilla.
Poor people registering to vote?
Minorities getting representation via an accurate census?
Good Lord! No wonder the F team went apeshite! Fortunately Michelle Bachmann has a super-power to put an end to these dastardly ACORNS and their Democratic principle. She can fry your mind wit da crazy, it’s those semi-buggy eyes and that sweaty/frothy/sticky/gooey terror she generates like BO.
Michelle Bachman is the Wonder Women of the Wingtards.
[re=412013]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Alan Keyes with Gary Coleman strapped to his back all Thunderdome style. Wait…shit. Keyes is the bigger one, right?
Probably less A-Team and more Dukes of Hazard meets Gilligan’s Island without Ginger and Mary Ann.
I would like to meet a fancy squirrel.
OT, but isn’t Stephen Frey the writer that Oprah outed for being a pathetic, lying fraud after sticking up for him for awhile until it became really, publicly obvious that he was a pathetic, lying fraud? Or was that some other guy? Anyway, it apparently didn’t end his literary career. If it’s the same guy.
[re=412024]norbizness[/re]: http://www.trucknutz.com/
You must be new here.
[re=412039]shadowMark[/re]: An acceptable collateral loss.
[re=412045]Gorillionaire[/re]:
Michele Bachmann comes
on little fancy squirrel feet.
She sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.
Tell me how Issa gets a long A sound from the sequence I-s-s-a. That’s just wrong.
From little ACORNS grow mighty oafs.
Why aren’t republicans feet held to the fire for these blatant anti-democratic tactics?
From the minutes of the GOP ACORN Rapid Response Committee meeting – “Let us get on with the important business of making sure white people are in charge. Oh wait, we were already doing that. Carry on.”
[re=412022]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: really. The conspiracy theorist in me has to wonder if ACORN was set-up somehow. How could those ACORN women be so incredibly dumb?
[re=412058]Way Cool Larry[/re]: Have you stepped outside and mingled with your fellow citizens lately? Have you looked at the kind of people they vote for? And you’re still surprised?
[re=412058]Way Cool Larry[/re]: We are a nation of Dumb. Just because the teabaggers are our current leading exponents of it in this country doesn’t mean they’re the only ones who possess it.
BTW, if it had just been helping a prostitute do her taxes, I really wouldn’t care. I mean, we have a deficit, after all. Hos gotta pay the IRS, too, you know! It was the endorsing of her pimp and then apparent approval of (and advice on) a brothel full of underage Guatamalan sex slaves part that was reprehensible.
People still care about ACORN? Jesus, don’t they have church or tentacle porn or anything else to do?
[re=412047]gurukalehuru[/re]: Nope, Stephen Fry (no e) is the guy who writes very hilarious novels, like “The Hippopotamus”, was half of comedy duo Fry and Laurie, and hosts a British quiz show called “QI” which is also very funny. He should, in fact, be the patron saint of Wonkette.
So let me get this straight. If you work for ACORN and advise someone on how to avoid taxes and game government programs, we send you to jail. But if you’re a banker or a lobbyist and advise someone on how to avoid taxes and game government programs, we give you a check and McMansion.
Seems to me that ACORN’s only crime is they incorporated as a non-profit
True story. Fresh out of school and not making much $$$, I signed up for a housing program sponsored by Acorn. I attended classes on responsible homeownership and how to shop for a quality mortgages. In return, Bank of America gave me a break on the interest rate. It helped land my first condo in DC. It really helped me.
Brothels, Pimpin’, Muslims, brainwashing, and libertard orgies were not mentioned. Maybe I missed out on the real Acorn meetings.
[re=412014]rachelv[/re]: I’m actually pretty sure they mean “OLIGARHY.”
[re=412054]hobospacejunkie[/re]: indeed– non-phonetic names are one of my pet peeves
Does the “GOP ACORN Rapid Response Team” have a nickname yet?
Say . . .
WOLVERINESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
(Sorry for the carry-over. I’m still reeling from the news about the re-make.)
(Oh, BWT: The re-make of “The Day The Earth Stood Still” sucked completely too.
Just saying.)
The Democrats need to come up with a counter committe ANTIGOPACORNDDCmte, wow it’s kind of like alphabet soup. Members: Barney Frank, Nancy Pelosi, Bill Clinton & Jimmy Carter, the brain power would be 10 times what GOPACORNRRCmte is. It would be kind of a “dream team”.
[re=412065]the problem child[/re]: Or do you mean this guy? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Frey Sounds dull as dirt and not at all Oprah-love inducing.
“It was the endorsing of her pimp and then apparent approval of (and advice on) a brothel full of underage Guatamalan sex slaves part that was reprehensible.”
Exactly my point. It was so over the top, it doesn’t make sense that someone, even a dumb person, would fall for their plan. Personally, while it is a convenient excuse, I think dumb is too easy of an explanation.
They probably want to cut federal funds for any defense contractors that hire “escorts” for their “executive receptions”, disallow federal mortgages for any realtors that steer African-American families to certain neighborhoods, and pull the licenses of CPAs who help millionaires cheat on their income tax returns.
No? They only want to go after poor people, you say? Chickenshits.
[re=412031]Elm Hugger[/re]: I heard Dirk Benedict speak recently- f-king teabagger. He told us the country has gone downhill in the past 9 months and we are going to be socialist in no time. I meant to tell him that actors-or former actors- should stick to what they know- bad acting.
[re=412086]finallyhappy[/re]: He’s still butthurt over the fact that the new Starbuck was a woman. The whole new series was all about emasculation, donchaknow.
So has Obama selected a communist tsar to head up this new committee?
Finally, our long national nightmare of dumb people advising pimps how to fill out tax returns and claim their underage illegal immigrant hookers as dependents is over!
Mighty jokes, from little ACORNs grow…
Personally, I think “One-L” Michele should investigate the ACORN worker seen on video doing her Stephen Colbert homage. The clever lady who told the stringers she’d shot her husband.
The San Barnardino PD investigated and reported that all the lady’s ex-husbands they could locate “appear” to be alive and well.
That should keep One-L out of trouble for quite some time to come…
When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you sometimes find that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.
It is kind of a shame Issa did not get blown up a few years back, since he is too stupid to realise how feeding the crazies leads them to do things like plant bombs in members of congress’ offices.
Isn’t the big conspiracy in the new Dan Brown book about how all these secret symbols in DC reveal the fact that ACORN controls the world?
Bachmann Rabid Responce Overdrive.
Even a blind squirrel turns up an occasional trucknutz.
Time for TruckNutz to go Crocs and expand its brand:
BikeNutz.
CarNutz.
ShoppingcartNutz.
UnderwearNutz.
LuggageNutz.
Babies-r-Nutz.
iPodNutz. (aka the iPod Touch)
What is the deal with these weird pimp/whore videos? My sister’s conservative sister is going ape over this latest ACORN thing, and I don’t see anything that merits even the slightest concern…
Always thought the GOPers were a little squirrley
GOPACORNRRCmte: Formerly known as the National Association for the Advancement of Real American People (NAAARAP)
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