If You Want To Meet The "GOP ACORN Rapid Response Committee" Please Do So Quickly

Time is running out but there is enough time—but like barely though—to fill you in on what you need to know on a need-to-know basis: The House Republicans have formed a committee. It is called the "GOP ACORN Rapid Response Committee" or "GOPACORNRRCmte," although it probably has a secret code name. There's no time to speculate about what the secret code name may be. Its members include the crucial Representatives Patrick McHenry, Darrell Issa, and Michele Bachmann. The aims of said committee include:

1. Defunding the ACORNS as swiftly as possible.

2. Presumably developing training exercises that will allow them to defund the ACORNS in some kind of cool hyperspeed.

Here's another thing you need to know: The GOP ACORN Rapid Response Committee is ready when you are. They're also ready now.

[ Ben Smith ]