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Hey junior crime-solvers, President of America Jimmy Carter has solved our country’s most terrible mystery, which is exactly just how racist is Joe Wilson? The answer? It was Mr. Wilson… in the House chamber… motivated by TONS OF RACISM. Wilson has vehemently denied being a guilty of racism, which exactly how a guilty person would act. Nice try. Like you, Jimmy Carter finds the whole thing “dastardly.”
It turns out that Wilson’s racist hate speech is part of America’s rich history of racism, which goes back to the German “Nazis,” a bunch of total Nazis from whose ribs this Wilson was created.
“I think it’s based on racism,” Carter said at a town hall held at his presidential center in Atlanta. “There is an inherent feeling among many in this country that an African-American should not be president.”
The Georgia Democrat said the outburst was a part of a disturbing trend directed at the president that has included demonstrators equating Obama to Nazi leaders.
“Those kind of things are not just casual outcomes of a sincere debate on whether we should have a national program on health care,” he said. “It’s deeper than that.”
In other words, comparing America’s black President… to… Nazis… is itself Nazi-ish. “Dastardly” is one word for this, yes.
I think Barack Obama is a better President than that failure, Jimmy Carter. Does that make me a reverse racist?
“There is not a racist bone in my dad’s body,” said Alan Wilson, an Iraq veteran who is running for state attorney general in South Carolina. “He doesn’t even laugh at distasteful jokes.”
Of course he doesn’t. He was raised properly, and knows it’s impolite to laugh at your own jokes.
You can’t insult a cracker like Wilson by calling him a racist.
Jimmy Carter, being from Georgia, knows this.
And don’t get us started on them commie Czars.
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Not laughing at tasteless jokes is the new standard?
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AIPAC puppet
Neocon puppet
Federal Reserve puppet
Uncle Tom or Uncle Sam?
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“Those kind of things are not just casual outcomes of a sincere debate on whether we should have a national program on health care,” he said. “It’s deeper than that.”
No, not deeper. It’s actually on the shallow end of the thought pool. After all, comparing your opponent to Nazism/Hitler is pretty much the easiest attempt at insult you can make.
Now, had the HCR opponents written a hundred page treatise on the similarities between Obama’s policy and, say, some obscure absurd radical existentialist philosophy…now that would be deep.
bureaucrap: So he’s not a racist, but he raised a son who tells racist jokes to try and get a rise out of the old man?
You know how you take a little snowball, and stand at the top of a big hill, and then push it off? You have Bill Maher dare “pull the race card”, then Maureen Dowd took it to print, now President Carter decides, hell, I’ll jump in the pool too and call the bastards on it as well. This is either a good thing, or a very, very bad thing.
The ballad of US (Rock Ridge) as sung by the KKK singers
There was a peaceful place called US
Where (White) people lived in harmony (heh)
They never had no kind of trouble (unless them tinted folks gots uppity)
There was no hint of misery (unless you didn’t have health insurance)
The Congress was always lively
But never nasty or obscene
Behind the bench stood some white guys
They always kept things pure and clean (damn you Brown vs Board of Edumakation!)
Then all at once the trouble started
A black man became president
With swarms of Muslins they descended
Their aim to make the white folk flee
(Have you ever seen such socialism?)
Now it is time of great decision
Are we to stay or up and quit?
There’s no avoiding this conclusion
USA is turning into shit
Bukakke that man! No, I mean the racist, not Carter. On second thought, do Carter, too, as a revenge for inflicting Billy Carter on us.
“Dastardly Joe” Wilson. It’ll look good on a bumper sticker.
Jimmy Carter also blamed Joe Wilson’s racism for the country’s deep malaise.
Hey, it could have been worse. He could have called him “niggardly.”
So far, near as I can tell, nobody has likened Obama to Idi Amin and/or Papa Doc Duvalier. I trust this is a mere oversight and the teabaggers will be right on it soon enough.
@ ifthethunderdontgetya: you mean the OBAMMIE CZARS??11!?1
“Don’t turn around, uh-oh. Der commier czar’s in town, uh-oh.”
nader paul kucinich gravel: I think you forgot to add Free Association…
Come here a minute: Zing!
Canmon (the Inadequate): Better in what sense? You think Obama never had lust in his heart?
nader paul kucinich gravel: Meat Puppet!1!!!1!ONE! Finger Puppet!11!!11!! Grabowski, Niedermier, Frumious Bandersnatch!!!!1111!!!!ONEONEONEONE!!!111!!! Apple salad sparkin floogie morklepoop!
gjdodger: Shorten it to “Wastardly Joe”
A racist? Really? He hates the MEXICAN subspecies, people. Different ballgame.
Maybe we can get JC on Mastermind. Special Category: The Bleeding Obvious.
Alan Wilson: “He doesn’t even laugh at distasteful jokes.”
Reporter: “What is it about your father that makes people feel comfortable telling distasteful jokes in his presence?”
nader paul kucinich gravel: freeform Paultard poetry claims another victim
“In other words, comparing America’s black President… to… Nazis… is Nazi-ish”
Dialectics is a bitch, my honky brothers.
WadISay: Don’t give them any ideas.
Racism, shmacism. Wilson’s an asshole. Isn’t that enough?
More A-hole than Racist but probably that too…
ManchuCandidate:
Beauty!
If Joe Wilson is Dastardly, who is Muttly?
nader paul kucinich gravel: You know under health care reform, you might be able to get the mental health help you so obviously need.
nader paul kucinich gravel: and whiskers on kittens.
Well, at least he’s talking about it. The Freeptards hate his guts already anyway, might as well be honest.
Jimmy Carter is now our second black president, also.
WHITE PEOPLE CANNOT BE RACIST APOLOGIZE NOW CRACKER
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Am I playing this right?
Jim Demintia: Dialectics is an angry rabbit.
Min: Asshole is the new racist
…good thing his son chose to be a soldier and not a lawyer!
And why don’t you weigh in on the subject of Kanye West while your at it, Mr. Carter? Joe Wilson was soooo last week.
Here is the republican response: “a southern man don’t need you around anyhow”.
gurukalehuru: Doesn’t it start:
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray,
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
…how long do you guys figure before wingtard calls Kanye West a racist?
WadISay: I guess you missed the rabbling a while back that was using the lack of political stability in many African countries as proof that Obama shouldn’t be president because black people obviously can’t lead. Because many of the problems in Africa are because they are black people and not, you know, the terrible terrible things that white people did to those black people.
CC:
Disagree that this topic is over. FInally, people are starting to say out loud what many of us have been feeling - that the rage of these protests is indicative of racism, not the dissent itself.
Nobody screams like this about Health Care and nobody screams “You lie” at the other Presidents.
Good for Carter.
http://marmel.com/2009/09/spot-on-president-carter/
BREAKING: Joe Wilson is also a Wascally Wabbit.
nader paul kucinich gravel: WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE!
That’s what you were doing up there, right? Singing “We Didn’t Start the Fire”?
nader paul kucinich gravel: Which spy agency is using Wonkette to communicate coded messages this time?
AngryBlakGuy: About as long as it takes to Google “West Kanye racist” ???
AngryBlakGuy: Anyone who likes music associated with their own ethnicity or geographic region is a racist.
Today we are all racist wingtards.
Anyone notice that Maureen Dowd apparently researched her column today in Wonkette?
WadISay: The teabaggers lack the education to know about Idi Amin and/or Papa Doc Duvalier, so I doubt we will see any such mentions on their signs in the near future.
Do we know if Wilson was born out of wedlock? Let’s not jump right into calling him a “dastard”
As a resident of the great state of GA, Carter and John Lewis are the only two politicans that aren’t complete retards/embarrassments. I’m represented by Lynn Westmoreland, the distinguished gentleman who called the Obamas “uppity.” Plus there is the guy running for Gov. that fondly reminisces about fucking a donkey as a youngin’ back on the farm. Srsly.
The Malaise Speech, coffee talk with Hamas, and now this? Hey Jimbo, you may want to keep your head on a swivel.
Come here a minute: Except me. Have you ever heard Acadian fiddlers? Do not seek out the experience if you have not.
Marmel: The topic isn’t over until you get your pageviews in?
Anyone who says the word “racist” is automatically a racist.
It can only be considered dastardly if Wilson was twirling his mustache as he yelled “WHO LET THIS LONG-LEGGED MACK DADDY ON THE STAGE”
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/capitol-briefing/2009/09/joe_wilsons_outbursts_and_apol.html
That picture reminds me of something. I was once in a KMart in New York, just north of the Bronx. In the toy section was a box (just one, apparently the rest were sold) marked “World Leaders Collection”. Inside was a doll…Herber Hoover.
I kid you not.
mardam422: The last word in KMart is art.
Is anyone else in favor of everyone shouting “you lie” whenever or wherever Joe Wilson gives a speech of any kind?
the problem child: You don’t have to be a swamptard to love zydeco.
dave666: Hell, I’m in favor of shouting “you lie” when anybody anywhere gives a speech of any kind. Good times a comin’
we been talkin about this on wonkette fer weeks. it’s about time the dastards noticed.
Gallowglass: He’s from Myrtle Beach. That makes him “Some Beach.”
Joe Wilson, America’s Muntader al-Zaidi.
nader paul kucinich gravel:
I’m happy for you I’m gonna let you finish but…fuck that. no I’m not.
Banhammer, clean up on aisle 6…
AngryBlakGuy: Too late. The Sludge Retort already featured Kanye West, Ms. Williams and that poor kid getting beat up on the school bus. This 3-fer was than copied by those who read The Slude Retort - Boss BlunderRush, Sheer “Am I An Idiot?” InSannity, et. al.
Why do all of us Wonkette readers(commenters) hate America so much?
stop calling everything racism.
Rotundo: Me wish I could write like dat.
Joe Wilson….filling the Wallace-void in our political dialogue. Can the ‘new-and-improved’ Dixiecrat Party be far behind?
It’s that douchey libtard tactic of saying the same thing over and over again until reality become perception.
nader paul kucinich gravel: Can somebody bury this fruit already? I think he has an aphasia.
Jumping Jim: C’mon! He worked for Strom Thurmond. In fact, I’m almost sure he’s been channeling Storm Thurmond. I knew that f***er wouldn’t stay dead.
Everybody simmer down. Jimmy just let his emotions get the better of him and is sorry for calling Joe Wilson a racist even though he does disagree with him.
Wilson a racist? Duh!!!!
Alan Wilson: You lie!
What does Jimmy Carter think about Kanye West’s behavior at the prestigious VMA awards show this week?
Joe Wilson is a jackass.
Good on you, Jimmy. I can’t wait ’til I’m your age and can say whatever the fuck comes into my head, anytime, anywhere. Do you also get to fart in company and not have to excuse yourself? This is what I’m really looking forward to.
nader paul kucinich gravel: inchoate venture. reboot.
Anthrax Intimidation
All I wanna say is that
They don’t really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don’t really care about us
Beat me, hate me
You can never break me
Will me, thrill me
You can never kill me
Jew me, sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kike me
Don’t you black or white me
All I wanna say is that
They don’t really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don’t really care about us
I didn’t read the Scranton Times(!) article, but did President Carter at any point refer to the Tea Klux Klan? Because I would take that as proof that his opinions are at least informed by a Wonkette habit. (And his stature in my estimation would rise accordingly.)
bureaucrap: Ha! How does Alan know Pa doesn’t laugh at that kind of joke anyway? Must have heard a lot of them in his time. Kind of a give away.
Noodle Salad: Beat me to it.
gurukalehuru: Don’t forget all the potential fun to be had screaming “YOU LIE” at weddings and funerals!
american mutt: Telling us to stop calling everything racism is racism.
american mutt: Whoa, I think that makes you a racist.
nader paul kucinich gravel: I am coming to you. Fi-li-pi-no Monnnnnnn-keeeeeeeey…
For the song-poem enthusiasts: Is Joe Wilson racist? Jimmy Carter says yes!
A cannibal recently asked me if I knew how hard it was to clean a white Anglo-Saxon protestant.
I told him I only eat vegetarians.
nader paul kucinich gravel: Oh fer Chrissakes, I want the 30 seconds I wasted by reading your post back!!1!
President Carter is absolutely correct.
The Repug Party’s real leadership is comprised of racists like Joe “You Lie” Wilson, Rush Limpballs and FOX’s Klannity.
The Repug nominal leadership is comprised of morons and other non-entities like Quitsilla from Wasilla, ManTan Boehner, Smirky McConnell, and lawn jockey Michael Steele.
Can O Whoopass:
to: All Shills & Trolls
from: AIPAC Neocon Megaphone
re: Demonization of President Carter
Damn, Jimmy!
Fucking sweaters in the winter, not starting WW3 over a handful of Yankee’s in Tehran, Building hundreds of houses for the poor, Standing guard over elections in buttfuck backwaters we’ve never heard of, and now speaking a Truth to the people who thought Congressman SC Dimwaters’ outburst was needed to break through the DC din??
The last old-school Statesman in America?
nader paul kucinich gravel: Are you cross-posting at alex jones’ site, again?
Jeez emails about watermelons on the whitehouse lawn, picture of all presidents with 44 a dark panel and two eyes, a billboard with Obama is a nagger, foodstamps with Obamas picture on them, an editorial cartoon with Obama as a monkey, I could go on and on. So why does Carter think theres racism???
Jimmy C as usual is right, sad but right. Alas he has still not got it, we don’t like the truth, and usually punish the messenger…
So Jimmy Carter is psychic now, and any anger toward Obama is racist. I get it.