Wonkette
- Why is Matt Yglesias such a self-loathing Jew? [Matt Yglesias]
- “Here was this guy Michael Savage screaming and ranting and raving about illegal immigration Islamofascism and you know it all started to click and make sense.” The End. [Think Progress]
- We love Erick Erickson and his enchanting stories about how Jesus denied illegal immigrant lepers health care. But what’s this, Erick? Five links, accompanied by five little commentaries? Fishy! What should RedState call their Rumors on the Internets? Our vote: “Reagan’s Daily Bidding.” [RedState]
- Joe Lieberman. Technically, not a Republican. And not a Democrat, either. But how can he call himself an Independent if he is still breastfed by Harry Reid and John Boehner (they alternate teets)? We will compromise and call him a Poopoocrat. [TPM]
- Barack Obama and Bill Clinton went on their first big date, and shared an apple pie milkshake and talked about health care reform, blowjobs, and other White House pastimes. [The Caucus]
Self-hating Jew? Pffft. Only Jews can criticize Israel and Palestinian militants and be allowed to live.
When Michael Savage starts making sense it’s time to talk to your doctor.
“Fishy! What should RedState call their Rumors on the Internets?”
Politico.
Lieberman the turncoat: kill him.
Michael Savage the demento: kill him.
Erickson the binomial: kill him.
Have a nice day!
dum librul: That’s good. Very good. A gold star for you.
How about Jessica Simpson’s dog getting kidnapped by Muslin Coyotes? Librul MSM always covering-up the important stories!
V572625694:
These things do come in threes.
Bless you.
Joe Lieberperson always votes his con$cience.
First New Yorker, now Think Progress. Michael Savage is spreading his demon seed across this vast land.
“Harry Reid and John Boehner (they alternate teets)?”
haha hard keeping up with all the new lingo …
I assume a teet has something to do with Twitter?
True Story!
Once upon a time The Silly Savage was on radio station KSFO “Hate Talk” 560 in San Francisco. He was such a jerk the people forced to work with him didn’t like him. He used to wear this stupid leather hat (looks kind of like a cowboy hat with a flat crown; Rowdy Yates chin strap; stitching around the edge of the brim - you’ve seen them. Ugg Lee!).
Anyway, one day one of his fellow employees wanted The Silly Savage to know how much his fellow employees liked him.
So he peed in the hat.
The End.
V572625694: I, for one, am in agreement with your across- the-board death panelty.
Rappin’ Granny will never die.
Michael Savage? Surprpising he is still around. I thought he had been eclipsed by the rise of Glen Beck.
For all these guys ranting “they are coming to get me, save me teabaggers!” you’d think they’d be dead by now.
Tundra Grifter: Breaks my librul heart what happened to KSFO! How could the former home of Jazzbo Collins and Don Sherwood have devolved to a station that could ever hire a Michael Savage?
Jim89048: Yes. Free form radio has become free from logic, reason and rationality radio. I blame Congress changing the rules on radio and tv station ownership. And the advertisers. And my brother-in-law. Just because…
Okay, I’m going to take advantage of Young Riley’s youth and innocence to hijack his news round up with this profound thing I just thought about Health Care Reform and the douchey senate bill:
Max Baucus put an equal number of Republics as Democrats on the Douchey 6 panel not because he wanted to fashion a compromise that Republics would vote for, as all three have already dismissed anything as something they would vote against. No, miniMax put them on there simply to provide him cover for the constant bjs he gives the Insurance Companies
When you go around to all your erudite friends and quote me, please give DBB the credit and don’t claim you were this smart all by yourself.
You’re welcome
DustBowlBlues: Not to rain on your parade of BJs, but I think both Olbermann and Matt Taibbi got there first. Still, I’d be happy to give you credit because you seem way less douchy than either of them.
I’d be willing to place a bet that Barry wasn’t the first guy in 30 years to get laid in the White House, but he was the first one to get laid by the first lady.
Oh, and I forgot Airforce 1 sexytime.
DustBowlBlues: How many Republican Senators and Representatives who oppose “the Government takeover of the health care industry - 20% of the American economy” have refused to accept the fat benefits package they are offered as members of Congress?
Why won’t they walk the walk? If they don’t believe in Federal government healthcare, why don’t they turn it down and buy private insurance as right wingnutz are supposed to do?
Hmmmmmm?
Tundra Grifter: I took my car in to a repair shop the other day to have them look at it. While they were in the garage, they’d left Glenn Beck on, but it slowly melded into a commercial with Savage hawking some new book he has out, and what freaked me out was that I almost couldn’t distinguish one from the other. I thought Beck’s voice had gone hoarse, or something. I’d actually never heard Beck’s show, before, but it was even nastier and more paranoid than I’d even imagined.
How is Harry Reid a Democrat, exactly?
That country singer who Kanye West dissed is a birther? I’m going to have to start following her on Twitter!
Sewing this all up: I believe “Hi-Caliber” is also the brand name of a malt liquor beverage prepared by fermenting urine and tea-bags in a leather hat. Michael Savage hawks the product but Alex Jones claims that it is spermicidal and robs a man of his precious bodily fluids.
How much methamphetamine do you have to take, before Michael Savage starts to make sense?
As a Nutmegger, I cannot WAIT to vote that known fartsack Lieberman out of office.