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Do you people still check out the Drudge Report thing? Yeah we don’t really either. But Gawker tells us that nowadays Matt Drudge only posts articles about Barack Obama and Serena Williams and whatever other black people exist beating up white people and line judges everywhere, most likely on buses. Well, Matt’s given out your lead story assignment for the night, news anchors, so let’s have some rough drafts ready by four okay? [Gawker]

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  1. From here on out, every time I hear about a white person beating up another white person, it shall be described as “racially motivated.”

  2. Didn’t Matt try this back in the late 60’s? A race war thanks to the Beatles? It is ironic that the Beatles re-masters came out last week, so maybe he’s trying to do it again.

    Oh, wait… I got my conservatives mixed up.

  3. How come Drudge didn’t write about the crime in my neighborhood? Because it was hispanic kids beating on Hispanic kids or when a Hispanic guy killed a Vietnamese HS student? It’s only major news if white kids get beat up? Like the local homophobes who claim there is so much hatred and danger for ex-gays(I know- no such thing) but ignore the reality of attacks and murders of gay and transgender people. I hate Drudge- I’ll beat him up myself(I am a middle aged white woman who wants health care reform as in the Gawker comments)

  4. as a white people, I had no idea I was a victim of oppression by the coloreds, until Rush told me so. that and the democrats play the race card like all the time.

  5. The real tragedy here is that Gawker has “approved by” commenter options, and the low-rent Wonkette does not. We’re stuck with the outmoded and outlawed, “win”. Tragedy, I say.

  6. [re=411487]hiphophitler[/re]: [re=411483]magic titty[/re]: Back to back win.

    Apparently the dustup occured when a Taylor Swift fan got on the bus and enraged all the Kanye fans. I wonder how long it’ll take Terry (Get a job) Moran to Twat about Obama calling them all a bunch of little jackasses.

  7. I say thank you Kanye! He managed to deflate two massive Hollywood egos (Taylor’s and his own) in own fell swoop, while also giving a room full of untalented, insecure, hackneyed fameseekers a glimpse of their worse nightmare come to life.

    Plus my gif file of him snatching that mic outta her hand and then shrugging apologetically when people (shock!) responded negatively to his unsolicited ass-hattery, is the gift that keeps on giving!

    Win all around.

  8. [re=411514]problemwithcaring[/re]: Not to mention ruin Lady Gaga’s attempt at being the primary attention whore of the evening for wearing whatever the fuck she was wearing.

    I’m guessing Drudge also predominately displayed a photo of the whole thing on his page as it depicted an angry black man attacking a nice, sweet, wholesome white girl for taking something that he thought belonged to another black person.

  9. [re=411501]BadKitty[/re]: ” Every day they bleat on about how horribly oppressed white heterosexual males are.”

    Sorry to say this guys, but women put up with being sort of door mats for years and men felt great about it, then when women decided to be, well, not a doormat, books appeared about how to raise “real boys” in this new, male-defeating world. What is it with men? “How to be a man and feel good about it” seems to be the new meme. (Ethnic men are far from exempt on this one). Why do women have to pretend that they’re all second rate or men don’t feel like real men? How fragile are your egos?

    The ultimate douchiness, however, is reserved for Promise Keepers. All they seem to do is pump men up to spend some time with their families and earn some cash to help pay the bills. I always wondered what society’s view would be if women had to hold a pep rally to work up the enthusiasm to make dinner.

  10. See, now if only schoolchildren were allowed to arm themselves like the wingnuts want, this white kid could have defended himself properly, and Drudge would not have anything to be upset about.

  11. [re=411534]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I always wondered what society’s view would be if women had to hold a pep rally to work up the enthusiasm to make dinner.

    Massive Starvation! lol

  12. I’m sure when they find out the white kid tried to touch the black kid’s weinie, they’ll be all conflicted about whose side they should be on.

  13. Silly Children, you don’t fight the big fat white kid until he’s gotten outside of the bus. Seriously, though really? there were plenty a fights between whites and blacks in my school daze. Okay I remember only one and it was not motivated by race.

  14. Beware Left v Right
    Beware Black v White
    Drudge is pure AIPAC Neocon Megaphone

    Now they’re planning the crime of the century

    Ventura Sheehan Perot Paul Nader McKinney Kucinich Kaptur Gravel Gonzalez Clemente Choate Carter Baldwin Anderson

    Israel-first dual-nationals of AIPAC
    Willful major media disinformation
    Federal Reserve scam
    Anthrax intimidation
    9/11 sham (CSheen)

  15. Matt Drudge – Kitchen Drudge – Hell’s Kitchen – Hell Maw – Orly Taitz – Botched Root Canal – Botched Facelift – Carrot Top

    Uncanny, right?

  16. Limbaugh sez: “In Obama’s America, the white kids now get beat up with the black kids cheering.”

    Which never happened the other way around, by the way.

  17. [re=411534]DustBowlBlues[/re]: “How to be a man and feel good about it”

    Don’t they sell pills and other “natural male enhancers” for that on the teevee now?

    Seriously, first thing that popped in my mind for that was “Make sure she gets off once in a while.” Is it really that complicated?

  18. [re=411697]Guppy06[/re]: Now if men would promise to go down on her with relish then the whole problem with be solved. Remember, the tongue is a better tool than the cock.

  19. [re=411534]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Don’t get me started on Promise Keepers. I’m always made nervous when large numbers of white men gather in stadiums to proclaim their personal superiority.

  20. I’m convinced that a lot of this paranoia about all the horrible things the blacks will do to whites, “now that they’re in power”, arise from these white righty peoples’ certain knowledge that they really *do* have it coming, and paybacks are hell.

    They assume every black person hates every white person as much as *they* hate every black person.

    They assume black kids will treat their children the way they treated black and brown kids back when they were in school.

    They assume everyone is just as much of an unprincipled racist retard as themselves.

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