BREAKING NEWS OF ENTERTAINMENT  3:15 pm September 14, 2009

Barack Obama Hates This ‘Kanye’ & Other Such Dumb Stuff

by Ken Layne

Hey have you heard about the important something-or-other, on teevee, when the one hip-hop fellow Mr. Kanye West said something about the hip-hop lady? SCANDAL! Well Barack Obama hates all this dumb misogynistic consumer-good-worshiping dumb shit. [YouTube]

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Extemporanus September 14, 2009 at 3:17 pm

Barack Obama does not care about whack people.

InsidiousTuna September 14, 2009 at 3:19 pm

To be fair, Beyonce does kick that bland little country-pop princess’ ass all over the place. Kanye’s a dick for saying it, but everyone was thinking it.

SayItWithWookies September 14, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Kanye definitely picked the wrong moment to interrupt someone’s speech.

Lascauxcaveman September 14, 2009 at 3:23 pm

Obama hates Beyonce because he’s racist, duh.

freakishlystrong September 14, 2009 at 3:26 pm

At least Kanye didn’t yell “You lie!” at that poor little bumpkin-girl.

El Pinche September 14, 2009 at 3:27 pm

If he would have said Prefuse 73 and Aesop Rock , I would have said Barry is my daddy fo life.

ragepotato September 14, 2009 at 3:27 pm

On the new microtrend of interruption, Rasmussen reveals that a vast majority of teabaggers (99%) believe that Kanye West should be sent to prison for his misdeed. The same poll found that a shocking 99% of teabaggers think that Joe Wilson is an American hero for his ejaculation during Obama’s speech and should be given his own Clear Channel radio show.

TGY September 14, 2009 at 3:27 pm

Now he’ll have to invite Kanye and Beyonce and Taylor over for a beer.

facehead September 14, 2009 at 3:27 pm

Headline for drudge (with infinite sirens):


Jim89048 September 14, 2009 at 3:28 pm

There he goes, nagging again…

Hopey dont play that game September 14, 2009 at 3:29 pm

This blues music reminds me of my own trials and tribulations as a young man. So you guys get along with your parents?

ShaqsDong September 14, 2009 at 3:31 pm

Meh, I only find Kanye’s interrupting, rambling rants entertaining when they involve a shitting-his-pants nervous Mike Myers.

AnnieGetYourFun September 14, 2009 at 3:37 pm

If only Kanye has used the moment to speak up regarding his desire to see the President’s birf certificate. A couple hundred thousand birfers would have died from head sploshuns.

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 14, 2009 at 3:39 pm

Why does Barry hate black people?

MichelleB September 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm

[re=410622]ragepotato[/re]: So what are you trying to say here?

facehead September 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm

[re=410621]El Pinche[/re]: word to your mutha.

groove September 14, 2009 at 3:46 pm

So Barack Obama dislikes is when the hip hops talk about how cool is is to live in a huge mansion, have tons of money and servants and fly around in personal helicopters and airplanes?


Carrie_Okie September 14, 2009 at 3:48 pm

When is gonna meet with Kid Rock?

InsidiousTuna September 14, 2009 at 3:50 pm

[re=410599]InsidiousTuna[/re]: That probably sounded really shitty. At the time, this is what I felt. After Beyonce won the big prize or whatever, I realized that MTV just wanted to make the little country bumpkin happy, and Kanye was a dick for ruining that for her, despite how much I despise her insipid little songs about how the guy she wants is dating the cheerleader, but she’s just a girl in the bleachers (this is the chorus, verbatim, of the song she won that award for).

The Cold Sea September 14, 2009 at 3:53 pm

Is this his Sister Souljah moment?

Suds McKenzie September 14, 2009 at 4:00 pm

Cant wait for the Auto Tone.

Aurelio September 14, 2009 at 4:01 pm

[re=410664]InsidiousTuna[/re]: What have you got against songs about adolescent mating behavior? Do you have a grudge? What did the adolescents ever do to you?

Extemporanus September 14, 2009 at 4:02 pm

[re=410669]The Cold Sea[/re]: No, this is his Soulja Boy moment.

facehead September 14, 2009 at 4:04 pm

[re=410657]groove[/re]: HA!

InsidiousTuna September 14, 2009 at 4:07 pm

[re=410677]Aurelio[/re]: I’m all about teens fucking, and songs about teens fucking. Just not when they’re as bad as hers.

El Pinche September 14, 2009 at 4:08 pm

[re=410656]facehead[/re]: Haha.. Barry should have said Immortal Technique

bitchincamaro September 14, 2009 at 4:11 pm

Yes, but of the Isley Brothers, which was your favorite: O’Kelly, Jr., Rudy, Ronnie, Ernie, or Marvin? The peace of the western world hangs in the balance, man.

Humpback September 14, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Yes, we Kanye!

Guppy06 September 14, 2009 at 4:29 pm

“Thank you, Senator Obama…”

Scrapin’ a bit for an excuse for a Kanye thread, ain’t we?

InsidiousTuna September 14, 2009 at 4:36 pm

[re=410711]Guppy06[/re]: There is a “Come on page viewz!” tag.

WideStance September 14, 2009 at 4:37 pm

It would be interesting to know how a sitting President goes about getting his weed.

yellowdogdem September 14, 2009 at 4:45 pm

“Senator Obama”? Did our President get demoted?

Guppy06 September 14, 2009 at 4:58 pm

[re=410721]WideStance[/re]: DEA and Coast Guard seizures. Duh!

Ken Layne September 14, 2009 at 5:08 pm

[re=410711]Guppy06[/re]: Oh hell yeah. I made the mistake of checking a message on the facebook today and there were a dozen idiot “status updates” from my (ex) friends about some entertainer saying something on an entertainment promotional program, on the teevee. And then a bunch of “tipsters” sent a “mashed up” of this entertainer and some old video of Obama doing something or other. So, follow the page views ….

snideinplainsight September 14, 2009 at 5:12 pm

Shizzle my Presidizzle.

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snideinplainsight September 14, 2009 at 5:25 pm

[re=410780]snideinplainsight[/re]: I have absolutely no idea what that means.

The Cold Sea September 14, 2009 at 5:35 pm

America’s old white grandmas simply don’t care for the hip hops.

June Cleaver 2.0 September 14, 2009 at 6:03 pm

[re=410807]snideinplainsight[/re]: “I have absolutely no idea what that means.”

I don’t either. Just play along.

ragepotato September 14, 2009 at 6:34 pm

[re=410655]MichelleB[/re]: That those teabag people really, really hate taxes.

Lutipold September 14, 2009 at 6:43 pm

I was hoping he’d say Wu-Tang :(

sweetcandy September 14, 2009 at 7:53 pm

Obama hates black people. There I had to say it.:D

AxmxZ September 14, 2009 at 9:30 pm


“ABC News reporter Terry Moran caused quite a commotion tonight on Twitter after writing the following: “Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a “jackass” for his outburst at VMAs when Taylor Swift won.”

jagorev September 14, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Long Form Def Certificate September 14, 2009 at 9:46 pm

Considering much of Graduation was just warmed over Daft Punk, I am not surprised that Kanye’s awards show moment was just a pale version of Dirt Mc Girt upstaging Shawn Colvin.

I am upset, though, that Timmy C from Rage/Audioslave didn’t show up as Soy Bomb Jr.

Mr Blifil September 14, 2009 at 10:04 pm

[re=410773]Ken Layne[/re]: That was my experience this morning, only what’s worse is the facebook farts were met with choruses of omgs and lolz.

Would anyone in Truman’s administration have given a shit about what kind of rude stunt Thelonius Monk or Dizzy Gillespie had pulled?

InKnockYouUs September 14, 2009 at 11:03 pm

Barry looks a little tired there. What with fixin the health care and fixin the economy, does he STILL feel obligated to discuss his opinion of hip-hop music?

idiot son of an asshole September 15, 2009 at 12:19 am

Thanks, Kanye, for pushing Ms Swift firmly into the teabagging camp… Now we have a racist southern pop singer, siren-calling for the right… oh wait… Garth is calling, hang on a sec.

idiot son of an asshole September 15, 2009 at 12:26 am

[re=410780]snideinplainsight[/re]: It means… AHEM.

“Sure thing, Mr President, even if you stick your ‘cigar’ in that intern’s twat.”

LoweredPeninsula September 15, 2009 at 4:01 am

[re=411044]idiot son of an asshole[/re]: Alack and alas; willowy white-girl, Taylor Swift, was born and bred in…Pennsylvania. And, if anyone has ever seen interviews she’s done, she’s surprisingly not obnoxious. The songs, not so much. Kanye couldn’t have done it to a less deserving person.

bopumofu September 15, 2009 at 8:11 am

In view of Obama’s glowing praise I took 3 mins to look at a KW vid.

It’s about 20 seconds of mumbling a reworked version of something from Cap’n Crunch ad or something to a beat and buzzing sound that any PC could produce. Repeated about nine times. Then there’s some expensive looking CGI and a few pics of the artist, who is apparently too cool to actually dance — he just shuffles a bit. Topped off with some obscure footage of some Asians doing something and a few nonsense phrases in katakana. I caught “Kya!” and “Gambare!” meaning “Eek!” and “Go team!”

Obama needs to stick to dorky stuff like constitutional law.

eclecticbrotha September 15, 2009 at 10:11 am

[re=410678]Extemporanus[/re]: The media is definitely trying to make it that.

Trust me, this will not go well with the brothas who already feel Barack is a little too quick to diss a black man after dumping Jeremiah White and Van Jones. I’m starting to lean toward that crowd myself.

sezme September 15, 2009 at 11:05 am

[re=410735]yellowdogdem[/re]: That’s what’s known in the hip-hop world as a dis.

hunter.blatherer September 15, 2009 at 12:50 pm

Has Obama appointed a hip hop czar yet?

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