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Bill Kristol Has Seen Enough Of This Wilson-Bashing, Thank You Very Much

Think about how YOU would feel if YOU were Joe Wilson right now, guys! He’s sorry okay?? STOP IT STOP BEING MEAN JUST STOP IT. [YouTube]


11:23 AM on Mon September 14 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. ManchuCandidate says at 11:25 am, September 14th, 2009

    But unlike Bill, “Joe” sort of apologized for his cock up.

    Still waiting for that “apology” on being horribly wrong about Iraq, Bill Shitstick.

  2. Guess who’s NOT going to be President Joe Wilson’s press secretary?

  3. Okay, fine. Let’s be really mean to Bill Kristol, instead.

  4. AnnieGetYourFun says at 11:28 am, September 14th, 2009

    LEAVE JOE WILSON ALONE!

    Also, and I can’t play the video at work, but… has Bill Kristol’s fucking creepy smile been wiped off of his face in that frame?

  5. Can’t that fucker go back to his stand up comedy routine?

  6. SayItWithWookies says at 11:32 am, September 14th, 2009

    AnnieGetYourFun: No, alas — his smarmy faux-Buckleyesque rictus persists to this day. Also, I know it’s just a visceral reaction with no basis in fact, but whenever I see him, I smell a distinct odor of baby powder, rouge and biscotti.

  7. norbizness says at 11:32 am, September 14th, 2009

    I mean, it’s not liked he LIED US INTO WAR OR NOTHIN’!

    Oh shit! I’m fired, aren’t I?

  8. finallyhappy says at 11:33 am, September 14th, 2009

    It’s not good without the eyeliner and tears. wouldn’t you be ashamed to admit you worked for Dan Quayle? I know leave Dan Quayle alone!!

  9. Addison Wilson’s apology was pretty lame. “because I insist that i was correct, I have the right to behave like a five-year-old shitstain, and break the 200 year old rules of the organization I work for”.

    You can always tell a republican. They never get fired or docked for f*cking over the place where they work.

  10. Capitol Hillbilly says at 11:36 am, September 14th, 2009
  11. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 11:39 am, September 14th, 2009

    I wondered where Bill Kristol’s been. I figured he’d finished fellating Robert Novak’s corpse long ago.

  12. smitallica says at 11:41 am, September 14th, 2009

    Congrats to Bill Kristol for being named to America’s Most Punchable Faces 2009, his ninth straight year. Keep up the good work, Dr. Alwaysfuckingwrong.

  13. ManchuCandidate says at 11:42 am, September 14th, 2009

    If Kristol Meh wants more of an effect, he should do his plea in a similar fashion to this guy:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

  14. freakishlystrong says at 11:43 am, September 14th, 2009

    Can’t we just leave them ALL alone? Srsly, GO away, you discredited hack.

  15. bitchincamaro says at 11:43 am, September 14th, 2009

    I vote we alt-bash Chris Wallace.

  16. ManchuCandidate: Yeah… that was the point of this video, to dub that over Kristol.

  17. Let’s face it: this shit gets you reelected. Now most people in SC know who at least one of their Senators is, and they’ll vote for him instead of a guy they don’t recognize. Joe’s best friend is the teevee right now, and he can ride it all the way to the wingnut primary if he really wanted to.

    See the campaign ads: “Joe had the courage to stand up to the president” by acting like a drunk football fan in fucking Congress. It’s neocon gold.

  18. ManchuCandidate says at 11:51 am, September 14th, 2009

    Guppy06:
    Oops.

  19. gurukalehuru says at 11:53 am, September 14th, 2009

    He calls the President a liar (at a moment the President was saying something obviously, verifiably factual), gives such a lame ass apology that it practically redefines lame assedness, becomes the idol of the tea klux klan, and you expect us to leave him alone? Hah! We have barely begun.

  20. WhatTheHeck says at 11:53 am, September 14th, 2009

    Leave the Republicans alone.
    They are having an identity crisis at the moment. For god’s sake, have some pity.

  21. Sweet jesus that was awesome.

  22. AnnieGetYourFun: Text: http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/142608/bill_kristol:_leave_joe_%22you_lie!%22_wilson_alone/

    Kristol: Joe has suffered enough.

  23. Way Cool Larry says at 11:58 am, September 14th, 2009

    Actually, the dub over doesn’t work that well. I don’t know what is worse, hearing Kristol’s whiny, smarmy voice or seeing his nauseatingly smug piehole without a fist being driven into it.

  24. Mr. Tusks: Everyone, hopefully.

  25. AnnieGetYourFun says at 12:02 pm, September 14th, 2009

    SayItWithWookies: Almond or orange-flavored biscotti? I already know the answer to the “plain or chocolate-dipped?” question.

  26. user-of-owls says at 12:06 pm, September 14th, 2009

    For the briefest moment when I read the headline on this post I thought, “Have people been picking on Woodrow lately? Guess I missed that.”

  27. Uncertainty Vice-Principal says at 12:07 pm, September 14th, 2009

    I knew Britney Spears. Britney Spears was a friend of mine.

    Joe Wilson, you are no Britney Spears.

  28. hobospacejunkie says at 12:09 pm, September 14th, 2009

    BK will obliviously ride his annoying fake laugh (huh huh huh I’m always so wrong huh huh huh) through another painful appearance on The Daily Show in a matter of days. Just you watch.

  29. user-of-owls: Woodrow bashing also requires a tissue — or three. Depends on how long since the last bashing.

  30. Hawaiiexpat says at 12:15 pm, September 14th, 2009

    Jeebus H. Christmas

    Is there a bigger ASSFLAKE in America than Bill Kristol.

    Hypothetical: You’re at a county fair and you only have one dollar left in your pocket. You walk up to the “Shove a Pie in the Face of…” booth, and there lined up are Bill Kristol, Joe-The-Plumber, Michele Bachmann, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Dick Cheney, and Michelle Malkin.

    QUESTION: Who do you pie with your last dollar?

  31. Bill Kristol’s made a career out of defending dimwitted trasy goyem (Dan Quayle, Dubya, Wilson, etc.).

    Somewhere, a bunch of Jewish Grandmas are playing canasta and saying “Oy, that Kristol boy. What a waste of a Harvard education. And to think that Harvard didn’t accept my baby Eli for this schmuck.”

  32. user-of-owls says at 12:24 pm, September 14th, 2009

    Hawaiiexpat: Easy. You pie the hapless dupe plumber, and use an icepick on the rest.

  33. user-of-owls says at 12:30 pm, September 14th, 2009

    nbawriter: Filthy, filthy writer. I’m reporting you to the League of Nations as soon as I stop laughing.

  34. AnnieGetYourFun says at 12:30 pm, September 14th, 2009

    Hawaiiexpat: Probably myself, since I would want to blind myself to the horrid visage of all of these evil creatures gathered in one geographical location.

  35. Hawaiiexpat: QUESTION: Who do you pie with your last dollar?

    Easy question, I put the last dollar under John McCain’s g-string. He’s turning tricks for the pro-torture ring master in the next booth down.

  36. Hawaiiexpat: Shove Bachman’s pie in Coulter’s face?

  37. Holding Out for a Hero says at 12:35 pm, September 14th, 2009

    Since the Queen won’t take South Carolina back, will she at least take Bill Kristol? Since the Brits are pissed off that the Repubs bashed their healthcare system, here is a perfect opportunity for them to introduce Mr. Kristol to it after somebody beats the living shit out of him.

  38. SayItWithWookies says at 12:37 pm, September 14th, 2009

    AnnieGetYourFun: Oh, the almond ones. Definitely more reminiscent of a half-dozen old biddies sitting together over tea, going on about dead relatives in a boring conversation punctuated with drawn-out sighs.

  39. user-of-owls says at 12:38 pm, September 14th, 2009

    Holding Out for a Hero: Oooh, oooh…can we send him to Scotland? Stabby, stabby Scotland??

  40. Bill irks lot.

  41. Extemporanus says at 1:21 pm, September 14th, 2009

    He worked with Addison at Blue Moon Investigations back in the 80s. You could cut the sexual tension with a spoon.

  42. If Dr. Frankenstein could make a sentient being out of a teaspoon of snot - it’d be Bill Krystal.

  43. Hooray For Anything says at 1:50 pm, September 14th, 2009

    I can’t wait to watch Kristol’s defense of Kanye next week on Fox

  44. Hawaiiexpat: That’s easy, throw the pie at Rush’s groin, the rest of them will rub their faces in it without further incentive.

  45. Ahahahahahahahahahha. Solid.

  46. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 4:10 pm, September 14th, 2009

    Well, with Bill Kristol on your side, how can you possibly be black, sucking cesspool of evil/racism?

  47. Suds McKenzie says at 4:17 pm, September 14th, 2009

    Every time I see Bill now I picture the back of his head covering up Levi Johnston’s shlong. Thanks who ever that was.

  48. Jukesgrrl says at 5:56 pm, September 14th, 2009

    SayItWithWookies: “…baby powder, rouge and biscotti” would be an improvement over what I smell. Death. He pretends it’s santorum, but it’s really death.

  49. peeno nwar says at 6:03 pm, September 14th, 2009

    dijetlo: Win.

  50. Oh Bill Kristol, don’t you ever get tired of being wrong? About everything? All the time?

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