Think about how YOU would feel if YOU were Joe Wilson right now, guys! He’s sorry okay?? STOP IT STOP BEING MEAN JUST STOP IT. [YouTube]
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But unlike Bill, “Joe” sort of apologized for his cock up.
Still waiting for that “apology” on being horribly wrong about Iraq, Bill Shitstick.
Guess who’s NOT going to be President Joe Wilson’s press secretary?
Okay, fine. Let’s be really mean to Bill Kristol, instead.
LEAVE JOE WILSON ALONE!
Also, and I can’t play the video at work, but… has Bill Kristol’s fucking creepy smile been wiped off of his face in that frame?
Can’t that fucker go back to his stand up comedy routine?
[re=410260]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: No, alas — his smarmy faux-Buckleyesque rictus persists to this day. Also, I know it’s just a visceral reaction with no basis in fact, but whenever I see him, I smell a distinct odor of baby powder, rouge and biscotti.
I mean, it’s not liked he LIED US INTO WAR OR NOTHIN’!
Oh shit! I’m fired, aren’t I?
It’s not good without the eyeliner and tears. wouldn’t you be ashamed to admit you worked for Dan Quayle? I know leave Dan Quayle alone!!
Addison Wilson’s apology was pretty lame. “because I insist that i was correct, I have the right to behave like a five-year-old shitstain, and break the 200 year old rules of the organization I work for”.
You can always tell a republican. They never get fired or docked for f*cking over the place where they work.
“Leave Bill Clinton Alone”
http://www.amazon.com/gp/recsradio/radio/B00000G41C/ref=pd_krex_dp_001_001?ie=UTF8&track=001&disc=001
I wondered where Bill Kristol’s been. I figured he’d finished fellating Robert Novak’s corpse long ago.
Congrats to Bill Kristol for being named to America’s Most Punchable Faces 2009, his ninth straight year. Keep up the good work, Dr. Alwaysfuckingwrong.
If Kristol Meh wants more of an effect, he should do his plea in a similar fashion to this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
Can’t we just leave them ALL alone? Srsly, GO away, you discredited hack.
I vote we alt-bash Chris Wallace.
[re=410289]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Yeah… that was the point of this video, to dub that over Kristol.
Let’s face it: this shit gets you reelected. Now most people in SC know who at least one of their Senators is, and they’ll vote for him instead of a guy they don’t recognize. Joe’s best friend is the teevee right now, and he can ride it all the way to the wingnut primary if he really wanted to.
See the campaign ads: “Joe had the courage to stand up to the president” by acting like a drunk football fan in fucking Congress. It’s neocon gold.
[re=410300]Guppy06[/re]:
Oops.
He calls the President a liar (at a moment the President was saying something obviously, verifiably factual), gives such a lame ass apology that it practically redefines lame assedness, becomes the idol of the tea klux klan, and you expect us to leave him alone? Hah! We have barely begun.
Leave the Republicans alone.
They are having an identity crisis at the moment. For god’s sake, have some pity.
Sweet jesus that was awesome.
[re=410260]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Text: http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/142608/bill_kristol:_leave_joe_%22you_lie!%22_wilson_alone/
Kristol: Joe has suffered enough.
Actually, the dub over doesn’t work that well. I don’t know what is worse, hearing Kristol’s whiny, smarmy voice or seeing his nauseatingly smug piehole without a fist being driven into it.
[re=410258]Mr. Tusks[/re]: Everyone, hopefully.
[re=410270]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Almond or orange-flavored biscotti? I already know the answer to the “plain or chocolate-dipped?” question.
For the briefest moment when I read the headline on this post I thought, “Have people been picking on Woodrow lately? Guess I missed that.”
I knew Britney Spears. Britney Spears was a friend of mine.
Joe Wilson, you are no Britney Spears.
BK will obliviously ride his annoying fake laugh (huh huh huh I’m always so wrong huh huh huh) through another painful appearance on The Daily Show in a matter of days. Just you watch.
[re=410325]user-of-owls[/re]: Woodrow bashing also requires a tissue — or three. Depends on how long since the last bashing.
Jeebus H. Christmas
Is there a bigger ASSFLAKE in America than Bill Kristol.
Hypothetical: You’re at a county fair and you only have one dollar left in your pocket. You walk up to the “Shove a Pie in the Face of…” booth, and there lined up are Bill Kristol, Joe-The-Plumber, Michele Bachmann, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Dick Cheney, and Michelle Malkin.
QUESTION: Who do you pie with your last dollar?
Bill Kristol’s made a career out of defending dimwitted trasy goyem (Dan Quayle, Dubya, Wilson, etc.).
Somewhere, a bunch of Jewish Grandmas are playing canasta and saying “Oy, that Kristol boy. What a waste of a Harvard education. And to think that Harvard didn’t accept my baby Eli for this schmuck.”
[re=410339]Hawaiiexpat[/re]: Easy. You pie the hapless dupe plumber, and use an icepick on the rest.
[re=410333]nbawriter[/re]: Filthy, filthy writer. I’m reporting you to the League of Nations as soon as I stop laughing.
[re=410339]Hawaiiexpat[/re]: Probably myself, since I would want to blind myself to the horrid visage of all of these evil creatures gathered in one geographical location.
[re=410339]Hawaiiexpat[/re]: QUESTION: Who do you pie with your last dollar?
Easy question, I put the last dollar under John McCain’s g-string. He’s turning tricks for the pro-torture ring master in the next booth down.
[re=410339]Hawaiiexpat[/re]: Shove Bachman’s pie in Coulter’s face?
Since the Queen won’t take South Carolina back, will she at least take Bill Kristol? Since the Brits are pissed off that the Repubs bashed their healthcare system, here is a perfect opportunity for them to introduce Mr. Kristol to it after somebody beats the living shit out of him.
[re=410318]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Oh, the almond ones. Definitely more reminiscent of a half-dozen old biddies sitting together over tea, going on about dead relatives in a boring conversation punctuated with drawn-out sighs.
[re=410360]Holding Out for a Hero[/re]: Oooh, oooh…can we send him to Scotland? Stabby, stabby Scotland??
Bill irks lot.
He worked with Addison at Blue Moon Investigations back in the 80s. You could cut the sexual tension with a spoon.
If Dr. Frankenstein could make a sentient being out of a teaspoon of snot – it’d be Bill Krystal.
I can’t wait to watch Kristol’s defense of Kanye next week on Fox
[re=410339]Hawaiiexpat[/re]: That’s easy, throw the pie at Rush’s groin, the rest of them will rub their faces in it without further incentive.
Ahahahahahahahahahha. Solid.
Well, with Bill Kristol on your side, how can you possibly be black, sucking cesspool of evil/racism?
Every time I see Bill now I picture the back of his head covering up Levi Johnston’s shlong. Thanks who ever that was.
[re=410270]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “…baby powder, rouge and biscotti” would be an improvement over what I smell. Death. He pretends it’s santorum, but it’s really death.
[re=410616]dijetlo[/re]: Win.
Oh Bill Kristol, don’t you ever get tired of being wrong? About everything? All the time?
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