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Valley trash.Our little Levi Johnston is known for one thing, and that’s putting his wang into Sarah Palin’s teen-aged daughter’s hoohah. AND YET … his Playgirl pictorial will be ruined by some type of duck blind over his ding-dong. But what will cover Wasilla’s most infamous working-class wiener? Our op-art specialist Lauri Apple has many suggestions.

Little Joe never once gave it away, Everybody had to pay and pay, A hustle here and a hustle there ....

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  1. If we can’t all look at Levi’s penis, they’re gonna seriously need to work on his facial expressions. When he poses for pictures he sometimes loses the sexy. Hire someone to be in the room and tell him about all the homos that will be fapping to the images he’s making. If that doesn’t make him go GRRRR! then ask him when he’s going to start his American Gay Bar tour, and all the tighty whities he’ll be autographing.

  2. I don’t know why it even has to be covered. But, one thing is for sure. This little upstart’s penis is never going to as famous as the number one penis in the world, Mr President Bill Clinton’s johnson.

    Damn it, Levi has to earn his Penile Cred. Yes, putting it in a hillbilly’s hoo-ha is a good start, but has he had it in someone’s mouth while talking policy on the phone with a congressman? No? Then, NO!

    I’m Pro-Clinton Penis and I vote.

  3. I would like to see Levi’s schlong hidden in the butt-cheeks of a kneeling Sarah Palin, and a big “McCain-Palin” bumper sticker covering her mouth.

  4. Okay, okay, okay… a little OT but I heard a decent joke yesterday that fits here. What’s the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? The pick pocket snatches watches.

  5. This is only titillating (ahem) because everyone thinks he put his thingamajig into Sarah’s hoohaa as well. Getting a christian right teenaged daughter who is butt-ignorant about everything pregnant is something teenaged boys have to work hard NOT to do. We should hand out a special medal to those who manage by some miracle to avoid it. We wouldn’t even have to order the medals in bulk.

  6. By the way, Ms. Apple, lovely job on the op-art works, as per usual!

    I spent nearly an hour yesterday searching for images of mens’ moose head thong underwear for an earlier comment, but all I found were moose knuckles and elephant ears. My poor, desecrated browser…

  7. [re=409261]JooJoo Bee[/re]: DING! DING! DING! I think this is a winner, and a useful picture for future sex education classes.

    [re=409344]Gayer Than Thou[/re]: You have to fight me for the privilege.

  8. [re=408966]Godot[/re]: Great minds think alike. Either that, or Larry Craig hiding the sausage from the front, and Mark Foley hiding the balls from the rear.

    [re=409041]NopantsMcGee[/re]: The Clenis is unstoppable. The Clenis is omnipresent and omnipotent. The Clenis is, quite frankly, god, himself.

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