THE DEVIL WILL SEE YOU NOW  11:29 pm September 10, 2009

by Ken Layne

Every day is 9/11.OKAY, ONE MORE PELOSI ANIMATED GIF: Nothing will ever compete with the 21st Century pop-art masterpiece that is today’s Wall of Pelosi animated gif seizure triumph, but we could not let this final submission vanish down the Memory Hole of Socialism, so here you go, and good night, and Happy September the Eleventh Eve! Make sure to leave out some pedophilia literature to distract the old Republican guys who will bust into your house tonight and try to scare everybody to death! [Thanks to Wonkette operative "David D."]

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 40 comments }

chascates September 10, 2009 at 11:32 pm

That’s it. I’m not taking acid and surfing the web any more.

shortsshortsshorts September 10, 2009 at 11:39 pm

That’s actually how all of us in San Francisco react when we see a man spewing homosexual screams of gibberish.

Nigerian Business Executive September 10, 2009 at 11:46 pm

Mom? What are you doing in my computer?

dementor September 10, 2009 at 11:48 pm

It’s too fun to stop. Now, Dave D., could you please put this head of Nancy the Cracker-Slayer on one of the giggly, dancing ’60s babes gif? I miss them.

Reefpilot September 10, 2009 at 11:49 pm

Jesus… if only glenn beck and the little shitminers that live in his giant ass were creative/intelligent enough to come up with this one, this very scary yet accurate Large Marge portrayal as Pelosi would have been a fox news talking point since July.

MGBYG September 10, 2009 at 11:49 pm

sss, down here in the OC, that is just the typical RX300 driver when her latte is delivered tepid.

memzilla September 10, 2009 at 11:51 pm

Peloszombi!

secretagentgirl September 10, 2009 at 11:52 pm

I long to make this my facebook avatar.

psilage September 10, 2009 at 11:58 pm

Very nice, but this is my favorite one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFo_05hUUcw

Judas Peckerwood September 10, 2009 at 11:58 pm

I lovesssss me sssssome Nansssssy Pelosssssi!

ifthethunderdontgetya" September 11, 2009 at 12:03 am

Nope, this one is bettah.
~

guerilla-nation September 11, 2009 at 12:22 am

is it wrong that i’m masturbating to these?

dijetlo September 11, 2009 at 12:25 am

I hope the CIA is watching this shit.
That aint the biaatch I’d be picken fights with Leon. Just tell the nice Speaker that your a lying piece of shit and you NEVAH briefed her on Sadaams weapons or any such thing and she might let you keep your soul, or at least that portion of your nutsack you think of as your soul.
Liken the tongue though..kinda reminds me of my ex-wife in a freaky “whip my ass and call me a hellspawn demon” kinda way…perhaps I’ve said to much…

My choice. My Wonkette. September 11, 2009 at 12:28 am

Then Pelosi made Wilson lie with her, lest he remain undefiled by her whoredom. And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me “take this LSD.”

pepe September 11, 2009 at 12:31 am

this proves the wonkett is racist against red-skinneds

dijetlo September 11, 2009 at 12:31 am

[re=408512]guerilla-nation[/re]: Naw, it’s all good.

hobospacejunkie September 11, 2009 at 12:41 am

[re=408512]guerilla-nation[/re]: It’s not wrong if you’re imagining Nancy P telling you over the phone that she’s dripping your jizz down her leg. Messy!

Lascauxcaveman September 11, 2009 at 12:43 am

For the first time, I feel Nancy Pelosi is really on my side.

jagorev September 11, 2009 at 12:58 am

Now I’m going to have nightmares when I go to sleep.

9/11/2009 NEVER FORGET

AxmxZ September 11, 2009 at 1:00 am

Gezus effing Christ, I’m not even a wingtard and I’m terrified. Props to the artiste!

slowhansolo September 11, 2009 at 1:06 am

Are you trying to seduce me, Madame Tussauds?

Suds McKenzie September 11, 2009 at 1:08 am

Artist or Technician?

Bearbloke September 11, 2009 at 1:26 am

[re=408523]jagorev[/re]: Sleep is so September 10th…

LoweredPeninsula September 11, 2009 at 1:27 am

[re=408525]slowhansolo[/re]: Ha! Win.

Pelosi is so obviously a Lizardian-American. A sexy, brutally efficient lizard-woman with a heart of platinum (with small traces of gold & silver).

Pelosi for (Over)Lord Protector!

Smoke Filled Roommate September 11, 2009 at 1:44 am

Here’s a Palin Blingee just ’cause I’m bored.

facehead September 11, 2009 at 3:04 am

[re=408532]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: I’d do her.

Uncertainty Vice-Principal September 11, 2009 at 3:33 am

If they actually followed through and ate hecklers at those things, I’d tune in to CSPAN a LOT.

O_o September 11, 2009 at 4:22 am

I’d give anything to have seen another legislator reach over, bitch-smack Joe Wilson in the back of the head, and tell him “shhhh! grownups are speaking”.

LoweredPeninsula September 11, 2009 at 5:21 am

[re=408547]O_o[/re]: Just a small correction; a bitch-slap/smack is a very specific slap that can only be delivered to the face. Thus, smacking him on the back of the head could be said to be “smacking him up-side his head”, but not “bitch-smack”.

Personally, I’d have been more partial to House security rushing down the aisles, hog-tieing his short, fat ass, clubbing and tasering him mercilessly (while bound), and then carrying him out on a pole with a sock in his mouth. Him being a Republican and all, though, I’m afraid he’d like that.

ElRat September 11, 2009 at 5:48 am

This settles the question on if we are alone in the universe. However, I thought aliens were supposed to be an intelligent life form. Whateva! I always had a strange feeling she popped out of a stomach and ran screaming across a room like the lizard baby from “V”.

Or maybe I’m simply constipated?

Helefink September 11, 2009 at 5:59 am

I’ve been traumatized by Large Marge since about the time puberty kicked in… I think I’m going to have wet nightmares about Nancy Pelosi…

HedonismBot September 11, 2009 at 6:26 am

Oh my God I LOLd all over the place, and now I have to clean it all up. Thank you for this wonderful gift!

freakishlystrong September 11, 2009 at 7:46 am

Mr. Layne it is now September 11 here on the East coast and we would very much appreciate a crying eagle pic and Nevar Forget! post please. Or not.

ifthethunderdontgetya" September 11, 2009 at 8:04 am

freakishlystrong, here are some pictures from our National Monument, El Malpais (the badlands).

Will this do?
~

slappypaddy September 11, 2009 at 8:27 am

[re=408551]LoweredPeninsula[/re]: i think what O_o was referring to was the famous “dope-slap”, which as you point out is also referred to as the smack upside the head.

that’s this morning’s lesson, class, and it will be on the test. also, remember, don’t mess with the lady in red, and happy patriot’s day! (don’t cry, sweetums, all the tears in the world won’t bring back the dead. cheer up, they caught another terra chief yesterday, and we didn’t need all them stinky old constitutional provisions and international laws, anyway. dope-slap, anyone? first one’s free!)

widget09 September 11, 2009 at 9:02 am

Somehow this reminds me of Total Recall. Where is the Governator?

Rusty Shackleford September 11, 2009 at 9:52 am

Love the Rat Fink look! So, is Big Daddy Ed Roth doing blingees now?

thejesusandmarycheney September 11, 2009 at 9:55 am

Pelosi WANTS YOUR SOUL

SHE WILL EAT YOUR SOUL

Min September 11, 2009 at 10:52 am

One more damn thing that I’ll NEVER FORGET!

PlanetWingnuta September 11, 2009 at 1:52 pm

i got one i got one…no not pelopsi but she’s in it

http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpqhjj7a3O1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

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