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THE DEVIL WILL SEE YOU NOW

Every day is 9/11.OKAY, ONE MORE PELOSI ANIMATED GIF: Nothing will ever compete with the 21st Century pop-art masterpiece that is today’s Wall of Pelosi animated gif seizure triumph, but we could not let this final submission vanish down the Memory Hole of Socialism, so here you go, and good night, and Happy September the Eleventh Eve! Make sure to leave out some pedophilia literature to distract the old Republican guys who will bust into your house tonight and try to scare everybody to death! [Thanks to Wonkette operative "David D."]


11:29 PM on Thu September 10 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. That’s it. I’m not taking acid and surfing the web any more.

  2. shortsshortsshorts says at 11:39 pm, September 10th, 2009

    That’s actually how all of us in San Francisco react when we see a man spewing homosexual screams of gibberish.

  3. Nigerian Business Executive says at 11:46 pm, September 10th, 2009

    Mom? What are you doing in my computer?

  4. It’s too fun to stop. Now, Dave D., could you please put this head of Nancy the Cracker-Slayer on one of the giggly, dancing ’60s babes gif? I miss them.

  5. Jesus… if only glenn beck and the little shitminers that live in his giant ass were creative/intelligent enough to come up with this one, this very scary yet accurate Large Marge portrayal as Pelosi would have been a fox news talking point since July.

  6. sss, down here in the OC, that is just the typical RX300 driver when her latte is delivered tepid.

  7. Peloszombi!

  8. secretagentgirl says at 11:52 pm, September 10th, 2009

    I long to make this my facebook avatar.

  9. Very nice, but this is my favorite one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFo_05hUUcw

  10. Judas Peckerwood says at 11:58 pm, September 10th, 2009

    I lovesssss me sssssome Nansssssy Pelosssssi!

  11. ifthethunderdontgetya" says at 12:03 am, September 11th, 2009

    Nope, this one is bettah.
    ~

  12. guerilla-nation says at 12:22 am, September 11th, 2009

    is it wrong that i’m masturbating to these?

  13. I hope the CIA is watching this shit.
    That aint the biaatch I’d be picken fights with Leon. Just tell the nice Speaker that your a lying piece of shit and you NEVAH briefed her on Sadaams weapons or any such thing and she might let you keep your soul, or at least that portion of your nutsack you think of as your soul.
    Liken the tongue though..kinda reminds me of my ex-wife in a freaky “whip my ass and call me a hellspawn demon” kinda way…perhaps I’ve said to much…

  14. My choice. My Wonkette. says at 12:28 am, September 11th, 2009

    Then Pelosi made Wilson lie with her, lest he remain undefiled by her whoredom. And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me “take this LSD.”

  15. this proves the wonkett is racist against red-skinneds

  16. guerilla-nation: Naw, it’s all good.

  17. hobospacejunkie says at 12:41 am, September 11th, 2009

    guerilla-nation: It’s not wrong if you’re imagining Nancy P telling you over the phone that she’s dripping your jizz down her leg. Messy!

  18. Lascauxcaveman says at 12:43 am, September 11th, 2009

    For the first time, I feel Nancy Pelosi is really on my side.

  19. Now I’m going to have nightmares when I go to sleep.

    9/11/2009 NEVER FORGET

  20. Gezus effing Christ, I’m not even a wingtard and I’m terrified. Props to the artiste!

  21. slowhansolo says at 1:06 am, September 11th, 2009

    Are you trying to seduce me, Madame Tussauds?

  22. Suds McKenzie says at 1:08 am, September 11th, 2009

    Artist or Technician?

  23. Bearbloke says at 1:26 am, September 11th, 2009

    jagorev: Sleep is so September 10th…

  24. LoweredPeninsula says at 1:27 am, September 11th, 2009

    slowhansolo: Ha! Win.

    Pelosi is so obviously a Lizardian-American. A sexy, brutally efficient lizard-woman with a heart of platinum (with small traces of gold & silver).

    Pelosi for (Over)Lord Protector!

  25. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 1:44 am, September 11th, 2009

    Here’s a Palin Blingee just ’cause I’m bored.

  26. Smoke Filled Roommate: I’d do her.

  27. Uncertainty Vice-Principal says at 3:33 am, September 11th, 2009

    If they actually followed through and ate hecklers at those things, I’d tune in to CSPAN a LOT.

  28. I’d give anything to have seen another legislator reach over, bitch-smack Joe Wilson in the back of the head, and tell him “shhhh! grownups are speaking”.

  29. LoweredPeninsula says at 5:21 am, September 11th, 2009

    O_o: Just a small correction; a bitch-slap/smack is a very specific slap that can only be delivered to the face. Thus, smacking him on the back of the head could be said to be “smacking him up-side his head”, but not “bitch-smack”.

    Personally, I’d have been more partial to House security rushing down the aisles, hog-tieing his short, fat ass, clubbing and tasering him mercilessly (while bound), and then carrying him out on a pole with a sock in his mouth. Him being a Republican and all, though, I’m afraid he’d like that.

  30. This settles the question on if we are alone in the universe. However, I thought aliens were supposed to be an intelligent life form. Whateva! I always had a strange feeling she popped out of a stomach and ran screaming across a room like the lizard baby from “V”.

    Or maybe I’m simply constipated?

  31. I’ve been traumatized by Large Marge since about the time puberty kicked in… I think I’m going to have wet nightmares about Nancy Pelosi…

  32. HedonismBot says at 6:26 am, September 11th, 2009

    Oh my God I LOLd all over the place, and now I have to clean it all up. Thank you for this wonderful gift!

  33. freakishlystrong says at 7:46 am, September 11th, 2009

    Mr. Layne it is now September 11 here on the East coast and we would very much appreciate a crying eagle pic and Nevar Forget! post please. Or not.

  34. ifthethunderdontgetya" says at 8:04 am, September 11th, 2009

    freakishlystrong, here are some pictures from our National Monument, El Malpais (the badlands).

    Will this do?
    ~

  35. slappypaddy says at 8:27 am, September 11th, 2009

    LoweredPeninsula: i think what O_o was referring to was the famous “dope-slap”, which as you point out is also referred to as the smack upside the head.

    that’s this morning’s lesson, class, and it will be on the test. also, remember, don’t mess with the lady in red, and happy patriot’s day! (don’t cry, sweetums, all the tears in the world won’t bring back the dead. cheer up, they caught another terra chief yesterday, and we didn’t need all them stinky old constitutional provisions and international laws, anyway. dope-slap, anyone? first one’s free!)

  36. Somehow this reminds me of Total Recall. Where is the Governator?

  37. Rusty Shackleford says at 9:52 am, September 11th, 2009

    Love the Rat Fink look! So, is Big Daddy Ed Roth doing blingees now?

  38. thejesusandmarycheney says at 9:55 am, September 11th, 2009

    Pelosi WANTS YOUR SOUL

    SHE WILL EAT YOUR SOUL

  39. One more damn thing that I’ll NEVER FORGET!

  40. PlanetWingnuta says at 1:52 pm, September 11th, 2009

    i got one i got one…no not pelopsi but she’s in it

    http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpqhjj7a3O1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

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