Wonkette
From: vernon___@rocketmail.com
To: “ken@wonkette.com”
Date: Thu, Sep 10, 2009 at 4:00 PM
Subject: Fuck all You Asshole at FoxYou mutherfuckers are something else, I hope your organization crumbles. Your a racist organization, and if you work for Fox Then Fuck you & your family
I wish my hate mail was that much fun.
Vernon may be on to something. Has anyone ever seen Ken Layne and Roger Ailes in the same room together?
Hey Vern!
All your asshole are belong to us
Sorta like John Belushi editorializing on “Weekend Update” and getting so frothed up he flies out of his chair and rolls off the set. Unthinking rage seems to be all the rage lately. Fun to laugh at from a safe distance I guess.
Rocketmail!!! Rocket scientist??? Not so much… and swayt Jebus, it’s “you’re” not “your”
See, Bill Maher wasn’t just saying that Republicans have the market cornered on stupid.
Plz. That should be “Rupertf***ers.” Moran.
You mutherfuckers are something else,
Snark a thousand cum goblins, are you a cum goblin snarker? No…
Bang one muther though, and you’re a mutherfucker for life.
I hope your organization crumbles.
I would encourage the man to have grander hopes than that. Passing the eighth grade for instance, getting paroled, everyone has to have goals, why shoot so low?
It can’t be genuine crazy unless it mentions chemtrails or that dumb O-face on Mars.
The subject line of the email strikes me more as a stated desire than a command.
Wow — flecks of spittle came out of the screen at me. Flecks of very stupid spittle. Haploid, if my Walgreen’s DNA home test kit is at all accurate.
Organization?
if you work for Fox
Ouch. That’s gotta hurt.
bluehenken: apostrophes are soshalist. Unless used in plural’s
Sweet Monkey Jebus. I stopped masturbating at work to read this?
And I bet you motherfuckers don’t even eat Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups because you bigot bastards don’t believe that chocolate should mix with peanut butter, you motherfucking racists.
Mr. Murdoch is not amused.
I’m just offended that Vernon thinks we work for Fox. Satire much, Vern?
Yeah! Fuck you, Ken!
You lie!
New Shake’n'Bake meth plus a keyboard?
RUPERT WILL NOT BE PLEASED WITH THIS NEWS.
Who are you racist against? Whitey or the Negro? From his deply-intellectual email, it is hard to say. Maybe Fox is too liberal for him? But then, he is reading Wonkette?
Essentially, this is the Platonic Form of moron mail. Full of the wingnuttage but so bizarre that one cannot quite tell what the rant is against.
Cuthbert J Twillie: Doesn’t masturbating in front of a mirror count?
o holy moses, we have been found out. seppuku is the only honorable option left.
rocketmail exists still???? i had an account there once..b4 it was absorbed into the mighty yahoo.com…and ruined everything…
Snarkalicious: hope you werent messy!
I’m on the Fox News now?
“Hi Grandma!”
I’m just really confused about his capitalization decisions.
The Real JR Revisted: No oreos, either.
So Jason Mewes is sending Wonkett hate mail now?
today, fuck all of us.
Cuthbert J Twillie: Just once, but it might have been the peyote.
This sounds more like a Fox viewer, but whatever. Must have been the posts disparaging a certain ginger/purple person that brought this on.
I think someone needs to learn to read SNARK.
yikesahootie: The monolith, if its a state of the art crazee, the monolith on mars, or the one on phobos, your pick.
Obviously interweb street signs are snatched by teens to hang on their bedroom walls.
Today we are all crumbly racist organizational motherfuckers employed by Fox.
In what respect, Vernon?
Vern sez: “You mutherfuckers are something else…”
Yeah, I only wish I was something else–like employed, or insured.
KnowhatImean, Vern?
Jim89048: I like the juxtaposition between “motherfuckers” and “something else.” It’s like a Leave It To Beaver character (from the old show, not the countless porn take-offs) with Tourette’s.
Next, he’ll tell us that we cunt-sucking bitch whores are really square.
Racists? Wonkette? With some 3.14 bazillion insults logged by now at douchey white guys? Working for Fox?
Vern needs to take that lame logic course I picked up in college to get the extra credits so I could graduate early.
Oh, Vernon, go home to your mother, will you?
AnnieGetYourFun: So Ward WAS hard on the Beaver last night?
Let’s examine this more carefully. Was it something that Ken wrote to upset poor Vern?
Nah! Ken Layne is the most sensitive Wonk ever there was.
Awaiting evidence proving that you *don’t* work for Fox.
Wait, Wonkette is getting some of that Murdoch money, and you are not spreading it around?
And does that mean the average age of a poster here is now 73?
Denby, you really don’t get snark, do you,… “Vern?”
Gee Ken, I can understand why Vernon wants you to fuck off, but what did your poor family do? I say boo.
Jim89048: Daddy was mean, yes.
Vernon has Wonkette confused with the truly racist organizations:
Saint Jude Hospital, La Leche League & Unicef.
Apparently, we all fuck our mothers. I am a motherfucker.
Vern HAS to be related to both Palin and Michael Steele.
Dear Shit Fer Brains
Editor, wonkette.com
First Riley has to give giffing wonkeratti hand jobs and now he’s chained to a laptop, forced to create crazy email addresses and even crazier emails to let Ken get some easy laughs. I know interns are pretty much slave labor, but I’m beginning to worry that the editors are corrupting Young Riley. Does his mother know about this gig?
Signed, A Concerned Mother. (And no, you may not fuck me nor even try)
I think this may be Vernon! http://www.rickemerson.com/uploaded_images/dalelee-771833.png
Seriously though, this is like the only blog where i think i could get with most of the white women here. i need to email this guy and tell him he’s got it all wrong.
Can I get this on a T Shirt anytime soon?
Wonkette –> Racist
Fox –> Racist
Therefore, Wonkette –> Fox
Hypothetical syllogism FAIL
I think Vernon needs a therapist.
And perhaps an English teacher to explain satire and the English language.
I thought Wonkette was a fully owned subsidiarity of News Corp…
Also, I’ve reached the point where I’ll accept your as you’re, because its not UR.
I thought Wonkette was a fully owned subsidiarity of News Corp…
Also, I’ve reached the point where I’ll accept your as you’re, because its not UR.
My family has better taste than to fuck someone who misuses the word “your”, thank you very much.
Hey, Vern! It’s Earnest-ly FAIL!
Maybe it was all that drunken stuff written about the flyover states that ticked him off?
What a confused and incoherent fellow.
BlueStateLibtard: You were drunk? I used that stuff at work the next day.
You know, I’m always writing love-mail, “Ooh that phrase was funny, Ken” and “My lord, that headline was off the hook!” (for I am Michael Steele), but I NEVER get my emails published, so yeah! Fuck you!
that’s priceless.
BlueStateLibtard: Don’t start with me!
OK, help me here, so Fox directs Wonkette’s foaming at the keyboard like Hopey directs Joe Wilson’s shouted insult?
i think he was practicing. just wanted to make sure everything looked A OK before posting for the real deal.
This Vernon, if that is his real name, speaks to me and I wish to subscribe to his newsletter.
I think that Vern’s email needs to be run through the De-Palinizer (or the Reverse De-Palinizer?) before I could begin to decipher it.
Vernon = mrsinnister?
gosh your hate mail is even better that marcos kos’ hate mail.
Judging by Vernon’s illiteracy in English, I think it’s safe to assume he’s an anchor baby born shortly after his family arrived from Moranistan.
Congratulations on the pay raise, Ken.
I knew you were a closeted rightie all along.
rocktonsammy: Yes, count me in to: A star is born!
OMG, how could I have been so stupid as to not see that Wonkette was the racist arm of Fox News?!?!?!?! Thank you, Vern, for setting me straight. I really owe you one.
wow, Wonkette is an organization? I am retiring soon and have many years of bureaucratic federal experience. I could Answer you’re mail.