WASILLA PRIDE  3:31 pm September 10, 2009

Levi Johnston To Pose Nearly Nude For Gay Website

by Ken Layne

That sweater looks gay, dude.Sarah Palin’s least-favorite almost-son-in-law Levi Johnston will not vanish from the public eye, ever! He’s doing a photoshoot with a website called Playgirl, which, despite its gender specific name, is actually a site for gay men who like to look at photographs of other men, naked. There is nothing wrong with this! And, you know, we are pretty happy that of the two unlikely Wasilla-based media sensations of September 2008, Sarah Palin is now an unemployed twitterer and Levi Johnston is the celebrity (?) of September 2009. Who could’ve predicted it? [Gawker/Violet Blue/The Sword]

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TJBeck September 10, 2009 at 3:22 pm

I would actually feel more comfortable with Levi Johnston as VP, over Sara Palin.

TJBeck September 10, 2009 at 3:33 pm

Hey, it’s back! With my comment, even. I think this is three threads in a row. Also.

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 10, 2009 at 3:34 pm

Hooray! *fap fap fap*

taylormattd September 10, 2009 at 3:34 pm

fap, fap, fap

Crab1 September 10, 2009 at 3:34 pm

Is he gonna show full wang? Still classier than anything Sarah has ever done.

freakishlystrong September 10, 2009 at 3:36 pm

The Thrilla from Wasilla indeed!

mardam422 September 10, 2009 at 3:36 pm

If he shows up at the photoshoot wearing eyepatch underwear we’ve got a scoop.

Joshua Norton September 10, 2009 at 3:37 pm

He’d better rake in the boy-toy bucks while he can. He’s already showing the signs of blooming into a Wasalia redneck. Jowls, potbelly and all. About another 5 years should do it.

Paterlanger September 10, 2009 at 3:37 pm

And he’s going to have a copy of Trig’s real birth certificate tattooed on his ass, right?

hiphophitler September 10, 2009 at 3:38 pm

TX, Jim. That was quick! Glad to see someone in the media was right on top of this critically important story. Fuck health care.

PlanetWingnuta September 10, 2009 at 3:38 pm

So is when is the Ken Layne Spread (and i mean spread) gonna be available for us?

we expect it to be posed with Trucknutz and Buttseks too!

ManchuCandidate September 10, 2009 at 3:38 pm

Expect an angry twat from Anger Sarah.

“He wouldn’t let me see it when I asked. Would rather show the whole world. Hmph.”

friendlyskies September 10, 2009 at 3:39 pm

Proof that Jesus loves us more than he loves Sarah Palin.

Crank Tango September 10, 2009 at 3:42 pm

the real question is will he have “mike duvall” dripping out of him? well?

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 10, 2009 at 3:43 pm

Oh my. Levi and the FIT Personal Training dood on screen, right next to each other. Well, there goes the rest of my afternoon.

PlanetWingnuta September 10, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Oh yeah i forgot…he (Ken) has to pose with the Banhammer!

randomsausage September 10, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Hopefully he’ll be posing as a true naked Alaskan…..perhaps clubbing a seal pup or over-seeing the brewin’ of crystal meth

PlanetWingnuta September 10, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Crank Tango…i wish Glenn Beck had Mike Duvall Dripping out of him…those would be really some good tears then.

smellyal8r September 10, 2009 at 3:46 pm

Funny that Playgirl is now a gay website. S’long Helen Gurley Brown and all you other wimmin libbers. I suspect no one would have signed him without his “thang” out. So, we’ll finally get to see what Bristol got to see, only without the Sloe Gin Fizzes and the Blink 182 soundtrack. He might want to hit the gym for a couple months before this shoot. He is looking a bit doughy.

[re=408093]hiphophitler[/re]: Hey, this is funny stuff. “Health care” is now all about that SC A-Hole shouting “Liar” anyhow.

MMS September 10, 2009 at 3:46 pm

God, I hope that crustache stays on that lip.

shellbomber September 10, 2009 at 3:48 pm

Is Riley willing to pose (nearly) nude? I have a camera.

PlanetWingnuta September 10, 2009 at 3:48 pm

Unless levi is an impressive 10″ long i aint interested in seeing it.

smellyal8r September 10, 2009 at 3:48 pm

[re=408102]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: I know, right? That guy almost makes me want to move back to DC. Not quite, but almost.

V572625694 September 10, 2009 at 3:49 pm

[re=408095]ManchuCandidate[/re]: “Sarah angry twat” — did three words ever go together better than that? “Twat angry, Sarah!” “Sarah — twat — angry.” “Twat-angry Sarah.”

Speed Ball September 10, 2009 at 3:50 pm

Nailin Paylin + Tonsilin’ Johnston will be bundled together in shrink-wrap at truck stops across the Northwest… COMING WINTER 2010

MissM September 10, 2009 at 3:53 pm

I, for one, welcome our new Gay Overlords. And maybe it’s just me, but I hope he keeps the hillbilly ‘stache. It’s kind of hawt.

PlanetWingnuta September 10, 2009 at 3:53 pm

V572625694:The Incredible Angry Twat?
Mr. President dont make me angry you wont like me when im angry about death panels! And Levi’s Penis.

Jukesgrrl September 10, 2009 at 3:53 pm

[re=408103]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: Ken can’t POSE with the banhammer, baby. He IS the banhammer.

magic titty September 10, 2009 at 3:55 pm

Levi Johnston: Playgirl’s most celebrated sportsman-centerfold since Jim Brown.

Crab1 September 10, 2009 at 3:55 pm

[re=408094]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: That guys taint…its magnificent!

Min September 10, 2009 at 3:56 pm

Is he gonna be naked or nekkid?

J05H September 10, 2009 at 3:57 pm

Cold cockin’ twinks.

Kev-O-Tron September 10, 2009 at 3:58 pm

Eyepatch underwear or GTFO.

Extemporanus September 10, 2009 at 3:59 pm

[re=408089]mardam422[/re]: SCOOP!! MUST creditt WONKETT!!1!

Levi’s going to pose wearing this in homage to his baby mama mama!

Mild Midwesterner September 10, 2009 at 4:00 pm

NSFW: Nut Sack From Wasilla

shortsshortsshorts September 10, 2009 at 4:02 pm

ALL OF YOUR WILDEST DREAMS HAVE JUST BECOME A REALITY. But when will Trig write his Magnum Opus for Vanity Fair?

Holy Cow!! September 10, 2009 at 4:02 pm

I could just sell them my nude photos of him.

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 10, 2009 at 4:03 pm

[re=408125]Min[/re]: Now Min, you know the distinction. If he’s simply posing for the website, it’s naked. If he’s posing for the website with a cock ring shaped like Trig’s mouth, then it’s nekkid.

Crank Tango September 10, 2009 at 4:04 pm

[re=408105]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: Is that what “we surround them” means?

Vulpes82 September 10, 2009 at 4:10 pm

Redneck trade. He’d really rake the bucks in if he escorted.

stew September 10, 2009 at 4:11 pm

Are the fluffers at Playgirl female or male? Levi may want to find out…

SayItWithWookies September 10, 2009 at 4:17 pm

How typical is it that the only person who can credit Sarah Palin for his success is the one she tried to destroy?

El Pinche September 10, 2009 at 4:23 pm


taylormattd September 10, 2009 at 4:27 pm

[re=408102]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: I LOVE that FIT training dude, like really bad.

GreatWhiteSnark September 10, 2009 at 4:31 pm

Of the two, I’d rather see her pose naked and hear him give public speeches!

PlanetWingnuta September 10, 2009 at 4:32 pm

Jukesgrrl : that just makes it more hawt!

Crank Tango: yes! surround them with messy goo goo

Crab1: ha ha

El Pinche September 10, 2009 at 4:32 pm

Nail Palin 2 is writing itself:
Sarah goes to the Wasilla grocery store and sneaks a Playgirl home. Once again, Todd isn’t home so she decides to have fun with her polar bear shaped dildo and the Playgirl magazine. To her surprise, it’s Levi! She begins to jack off to the pages of her naked snowbilly and the fantasy fuck sequences with Levi ensue.

HomoSuperior September 10, 2009 at 5:01 pm

Do you think if Playgirl threw in a twelver of natty lite and a tin of skoal he would change that “nearly nude” to a “fully nude and impaled on a dead baby seal dildo”? PLZ!?

bamaboy September 10, 2009 at 5:05 pm

[re=408190]El Pinche[/re]: That’s perverted. I like it.

MGBYG September 10, 2009 at 5:14 pm

[re=408083]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Hey, if yer only makin’ that noise, you are too small and yer doin’ it too fast!

american mutt September 10, 2009 at 5:20 pm

I heard Ana Marie Cox is a contributing editor to Playboy now. Great! She’s in the door and just needs a little push.

sevenrepeat September 10, 2009 at 5:31 pm

You lie!

Gayer Than Thou September 10, 2009 at 5:57 pm

Frankly, I expect he will turn out be to gay porn what Palin was to presidential politics: so far out of his league that it’s painful to watch. Nonetheless, I will watch.

slappypaddy September 10, 2009 at 6:24 pm

[re=408109]MMS[/re]: and i was just thinking i hope he washes that chocolate milk off his upper lip before the shoot. but then maybe there’s some that likes that look.

Tommmcatt September 10, 2009 at 6:35 pm

[re=408333]Gayer Than Thou[/re]:

Oh yeah, there’ll be some watchin’ going on, y’betcha.

Flanders September 10, 2009 at 6:49 pm

[re=408101]Crank Tango[/re]: Eeewwwww.

BklynIlluminati September 10, 2009 at 6:59 pm

and then your dad he went up and posed himself for playgirl


Dashboard_Buddha September 10, 2009 at 7:14 pm

This is Larry Craig’s happiest day.

smellyal8r September 10, 2009 at 8:10 pm

[re=408382]Tommmcatt[/re]: Maybe Austin Powers can do the photo shoot. “Yeah, work it baby, work it…you’re a lemur, be a lemur…yeah, baybeee…I’m spent.”

LoweredPeninsula September 11, 2009 at 3:04 am

[re=408406]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: No; Craig’s happiest day would be wrangling a three-way with the Brothers Jonas in a Boise Airport men’s room. Levi posing naked probably ranks somewhere between landing a double-tryst with child stars Corey Feldman and Corey Haim, and getting some Idaho Klansman to jack him off ontop of an American flag.

Count Spatula September 14, 2009 at 7:22 am

Whatever happened to sleeping your way to the top. This sexless, teasy, imagey thing is immoral.

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