So very many of you friendly bored people responded to our solicitation for animated .gifs of Nancy Pelosi looking horror-struck at Joe Wilson’s “YOU LIE” outburst, so we will just post them all! Every submitter, as promised, will get to make out with/finger-bang Intern Riley for five minutes in a closet of your choice. (Just e-mail him to set up a time. If he turns down any of you, he will be fired.)
From left to right, top to bottom (ha ha stupid WordPress formatting capabilities): Operatives Sean, Drew, Scott, Cory, Chris, Strongy O’, btwbfdimho, and RobFromChicago. And thank you operative “jagorev” for the Blingee gracing the top of this post.
(Oh, and an FYI to Riley, from Operative Drew: “Could you let Riley know I am a top and a bear.”)
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The whole set makes for a very effective installation.
It looks like one of her ben-wah balls just fell out.
she’s a real head-turner. nice pearls.
The Hall of Presidents is more realistic than Nancy.
Carbonated Jack Daniels?
Next contest: write the alt-text for the gifs.
Mike Rowe call that look “the stink-eye”.
Joe Wilson loves Iraqistan.
Has boy toys in Pakistan.
His Tourettes acted up
He barked like a pup
Mail him to Dumbfukistan.
[re=407900]rmontcal[/re]: It’s boiling. Because of the heat. From the hellfires. Devil Muslin Preznit. Duh.
Hypnotic…
That was my little present for Sara’ baby, and I am not talking about Trig.
Going from watching the US Open to this, I felt right at home.
Pelosi’s persiflaging pixels predict proximate presbyopia pending pupil’s periscopic peccadilloes.
This page induced a seizure. Thanks, asshole!
[re=407893]ZiPPerHEaD[/re]: That might have been the funniest thing I have ever read.
This is so Harry Potter!
It’s pretty clear that “Drew” is actually just Andrew Sullivan. That bear loves making Pelosi .GIFs.
I haz a dizzy
I’m sorry for this being OT, y’all, but this has officially fried my synapses early and often today.
Thanks to Obama’s out of context foreground gesticulations, Pelosi kinda looks like she’s being bitch-slapped.
None as good as the original video. Priceless.
It’s like a Zapruder home time movie with the emphasis on the Ruder.
I hope she takes him behind the proverbial wood pile and spanks–no, wait. A Republic would enjoy that. Maybe a “friend” from San Francisco can set up this douche in the men’s room. Yeah, that’ll work.
I just listened to Max Blumenthal of “Fresh Air” and now I’m very afraid.
Can I have Drew’s number?
[re=407899]Prommie[/re]: Hey, I’d buy it. Comes with the soda already in it. For those occasions when you don’t have the time or the inclination to hunt down a glass.
[re=407924]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Nancy would have the same response to the Sultan of Spooge.
Hmm… Obama and Pelosi’s head turn a bit more exactly in sync, while Biden’s is already fully back and to his left…
Biden was in on it! Inside job!
Ooopsie, wrong reply. Should have gone here:
[re=407900]rmontcal[/re]:
[re=407937]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: Actually, Nancy’s facial expression mimicked my own when I read the article. Only my jaw took a little longer to snap back into place.
What I really want to know, is what did Rahm say to him when he called? Something about a bear-top named “drew” coming to visit him, perhaps?
Can we somehow create a .gif with Pelosi’s surprised heard turn and that suspense gopher ?
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/25_2007/rodent.jpg
[re=407903]Can O Whoopass[/re]: http://www.joewilsonisyourpreexistingcondition.com/
Make it stop!
Holy God, Blingee FTW.
[re=407938]TJBeck[/re]: Huzzah! *Lindsay clap*
WTB Pelosi + Doctor Octagonapus plz k thx
Not jackable.
It’s so hard to choose! The last one gets points for both clarity and capturing the exact moment of horror in Nancy’s reaction. The one with all three in it, however, lets us see the various Barry, Joe and Nancy reactions–and that is priceless.
[re=407969]user-of-owls[/re]: isn’t the “lindsay clap” just what you do to get all the jizz off your hands and into a nice little ball? Kinda like “elmer’s” “glue”? Cuz I think that’s what he was doing.
Freezes the blood
[re=407989]Crank Tango[/re]: ““I want to make it clear that my use of that phrase is in no way an admission that I have ever Lindsay clapped.”
Can I have Drew’s Bear411 screenname?
I would pay all of my hobo beans to see a robot danceoff between Nancy Pelosi and Al Gore.
@Drew Call me! C2COK
Can we have a contest focusing on Barack’s jerkin’ left elbow?
That was my favorite part.
The small one at the very bottom-right wins in my opinion.
[re=407922]platypuseggs[/re]: Sullivan is still relevant?
Props to Nancy for merely looking shocked rather than sporting the white-witch style look of imminent-vengeance-wreaking that the repubs would expect from their favorite dominatrix fetish.
I still like mine best because I’m a self-centered asshole.
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/98684651-B-Rock-or-die-?offset=1&owner=czn939
That’s not bad– but this one of yours still cracks me up:
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/97966133-Merry-Xmas-from-the-Huckabees?owner=czn939&offset=6
The first one kind of reminds me of the Zapruder film.
That bottom right one kills me – I guess because the jaw drop is fucking perfect as a jaw drop. It doesn’t open, it drops! It’s like it has its own personality.
Oh man this is the best hampsterdance ever.
I would like a Joe Biden refrigerator magnet doll. He’d look great with a handlebar moustache and other old-timey accoutrements, but sometimes I’d just want to gangsta him up.
[re=408144]slithytoves[/re]: That one’s just begging to be captioned.
“No, look THERE!”
Republicans are rude, racist Crackers. Don’t be a Republican.
damn you, wonkette! I wasted my whole day making this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsCR3JcB5SQ
and here’s an animated .gif of smokin’ Joe:
http://www.halfassbuddhist.com/wonkette/joe.gif
and another nancy:
http://www.halfassbuddhist.com/wonkette/nancy.gif
Just as a point of order there hasn’t been this much disrespect in Congress (except for the McCarthy hearings) since Preston Brooks took a cane to Charles Sumner…and for bonus points guess what state Brooks was from? Right, the one we need to build a fence around.
The thing that’s starting to piss me off is that at my age, the cougars are all starting to look like Nancy and Hilz. Fuck, death panel me now…
I still would. Seriously.
Oddly… um… erotic… wait, did I Just say that? It would appear I did.
Oh yeah, I’d hit that, but I’m just sayin’.
Back…and to the left. Back…and to the left.
This is truly wonderful.
Really made me think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFo_05hUUcw
Just who is the puppet master and who is the puppet?
[re=407922]platypuseggs[/re]: Just to clarify, Andrew Sullivan is NOT a Bear – he gets blackballed every time he applies…
You people! Just leave Nancy alone!
Did Obama point at Joe Wilson? He has that look on his face that says “Pipe down or the class isn’t going to get to watch Shrek later!”
Please post an animated GIF of Drew and Riley.
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