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  • WELL, IF YOU SAY IT HAPPENED, THEN IT DID: The HuffPo seems to think it may have possibly seen some vague indication that perhaps maybe depending on the angle Michelle Obama did this, supposedly: “First Lady Michelle Obama, seated behind and above Wilson, seemed to mouth a drawn-out ‘damn’ at the scene unfolding before her.” [HuffPo]


11:59 AM on Thu September 10 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. AnnieGetYourFun says at 12:03 pm, September 10th, 2009

    Interesting. I actually mouthed a drawn out, “You fucking SON of a motherfucking goat-fucker”, but I guess “da-yum” sums it up as well.

  2. V572625694 says at 12:03 pm, September 10th, 2009

    She should’ve said, “I’m gonna cut you, you cracka-ass cracka.”

    OT: Staying home watching the teevee and noticing for the first time that Chuck Todd is a moron, first class.

  3. thejesusandmarycheney says at 12:04 pm, September 10th, 2009

    She was so mad, she couldn’t stop doing this *bobs head, moves index-finger-extended hand in circles* for three hours.

    Come on, Huffles.

  4. V572625694:

    You’re just noticing that now?

  5. Texan Bulldoggette says at 12:09 pm, September 10th, 2009

    Just saw Joe Wilson on Trever. He still managed to blame it on Barry. A reporter asked if the outburst was spontaneous or planned based on his tweets. Wonder what his tweet was– “should I call him a liar or a n—r?”

  6. WhatTheHeck says at 12:10 pm, September 10th, 2009

    She actually mouthed “Gosh, darn. I do say, that honorable Southern gentleman is voicing some fucked up shit.”

  7. Carl Spakler says at 12:10 pm, September 10th, 2009

    Censure anyone?

  8. freakishlystrong says at 12:11 pm, September 10th, 2009

    She shoulda thrown her shoe(s)…

  9. liquiddaddy says at 12:11 pm, September 10th, 2009

    Everybody stop assuming the Weezee came out. It is unbecoming.

  10. V572625694 says at 12:12 pm, September 10th, 2009

    Tommmcatt: Most days I’m at my stupid office doing my stupid work, and I’ve weaned myself from the Sunday morning journo circle-jerks. Did catch his monumental condescension on Bill Maher a while back, but had no idea there was nothing to back it up. He does make Rovian backup dancer David Gregory seem brilliant, so there’s that.

  11. Serolf Divad says at 12:13 pm, September 10th, 2009

    I think what she actually said was: “whitey.”

  12. Joshua Norton says at 12:14 pm, September 10th, 2009

    So is ANYONE actually covering the speech contents? Or is it all just more cable news “business as usual” play-by-play coverage of a distracting food fight?

  13. V572625694 says at 12:19 pm, September 10th, 2009

    Joshua Norton: No one noticed, but Obama used executive orders to nationalize all hospitals, withdraw the charters of all health insurance companies, and conscript all physicians and nurses into the Public Health Service, and announced free medical care for all, starting today.

  14. thejesusandmarycheney says at 12:19 pm, September 10th, 2009

    Joshua Norton: Ha, you’re funny for even asking that. You could use Cronkite’s corpse as a lab centrifuge right now.

  15. I believe her next line was, “Oh no he di’n't.”

  16. Serolf Divad: Looked like “honky” to me.

  17. At first Santa was sad. I was going to pull a N Korea gulag on him ( Wilson ) and leave only lumps of dirty high sulfur coal for him, and all his relatives for 3 generations, BUT then a wise old elftina pointed out something to rejoice over.
    That sort of cat call would never in 233 years have occured except with a dark skinned president. Santa in general is color blind, but the overt racial component was glaring in this instance.
    So we can all relax and count on the dark skinned voters, and more importantly campaign donors to come out in droves for generations against politicians of this ilk, and by ilk I mean hateful racist.

  18. norbizness says at 12:28 pm, September 10th, 2009

    Then she pulled a pistol out of her Angela Davis-sized afro and winged that dumb cracka.

  19. Holy Cow!! says at 12:29 pm, September 10th, 2009

    She clearly said, “Joe Wilson hates America!”

  20. And I commend her for her restraint.

  21. Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

  22. It’s “dayumn!”

  23. It’s that Kennedy bitches fault, she was sitting beside her saying “I know where he lives, let’s go burn his shit down.”
    To which, the only appropriate response would be “day-um!”

  24. badmuthagoose says at 12:42 pm, September 10th, 2009

    Nice quote from the article:

    Rep. John Dingell (D-Mich.), the longest serving member in House history, said he was not impressed by the GOP antics. “Well, you’ve got to understand: They’re Republicans. They’re just doing what comes natural,” he told HuffPost.

  25. thejesusandmarycheney says at 12:48 pm, September 10th, 2009

    badmuthagoose: That’s what he said about Mark Foley!

  26. lampadadog says at 12:51 pm, September 10th, 2009

    Huffington Post needs to be given what for. “If you misrepresent [], we will call you out.”

  27. El Pinche says at 1:06 pm, September 10th, 2009

    “God Damn Joe Wilson!”

  28. Needs more angry.

  29. gurukalehuru says at 2:28 pm, September 10th, 2009

    First of all, it’s spelled dayum, or perhaps day-um. Second, Huffpo is just stone cold makin’ shit up.
    It’s not really surprising that when Huffpo makes shit up, it’s lame shit.

  30. desertwind says at 2:38 pm, September 10th, 2009

    Nutz. Absolute nutz. No way.

    Michelle’s Mama taught her right.

  31. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 5:03 pm, September 10th, 2009

    Clearly she was just singing along with the theme from Shaft.

  32. LoweredPeninsula says at 4:14 am, September 11th, 2009

    Serolf Divad: WIN x Ten

    badmuthagoose: Dingell’s still got it, baby!

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