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Did Obama Encourage Joe Wilson To Be Crazy?

by Riley Waggaman  4:35 pm September 10, 2009

  • The pundits are now referring to Afghanistan’s deformed democracy as America’s “awkward third nipple.” [Matt Yglesias]
  • Hundreds of sexy wingnut biddies have propositioned Screamin’ Joe Wilson with shots of tequila and lap dances. [Think Progress]
  • Speaking of Ol’ Screamy, when was the last time you won a douchey tee shirt? [True/Slant: Michael Roston]

  • “Did Obama Encourage Iran’s Brutal Crackdown?” That, and so much more! [Weekly Standard]
  • Matt Taibbi, guest editor of AMERICAblog. [AMERICAblog]

{ 21 comments }

chascates September 10, 2009 at 4:39 pm

More than two nipples is always awkward.

ManchuCandidate September 10, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Another Goldfarb fail.

Strange, I thought the Weekly Substandard supported the Iranian hardliners.

ella September 10, 2009 at 4:52 pm

I suppose a douchey Joe Wilson tee shirt is no worse than one with a dead Nascar driver on it. The winners probably have the Nascar one already.

WadISay September 10, 2009 at 4:56 pm

Three nipples = dial goes to 11.

Lionel Hutz Esq. September 10, 2009 at 4:58 pm

Thank God someone encouraged the Iranians to crack down, just look what happens to this country when the socialist/commies get control of everything. If only George W. Bush had listen to Dick Cheney, everything would have been all right.

S.Luggo September 10, 2009 at 5:01 pm

Old T-Shirt “I’M WITH STUPID” becomes “I’M WITH JOE WILSON”. Diff?

GreatOldOnesParty September 10, 2009 at 5:03 pm

[re=408211]chascates[/re]: yes, as opposed to the “perfectly normal” third-nipple.

GreatOldOnesParty September 10, 2009 at 5:08 pm

Love this comment on Think Progress:

“His actions leave no doubt that racism is not dead in South Carolina. There’s no other explanation for it, none at all.”

Now, I’m not saying he’s not a racist; but I can think of approx 35,000 different reasons for his outburst.

http://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/summary.php?cid=N00024809&cycle=2010

MGBYG September 10, 2009 at 5:16 pm

Taibbi is Gay??!!

SayItWithWookies September 10, 2009 at 5:18 pm

Wow, that Obama can’t help but ruin elections — first Hillary’s, then John McCain’s, and now the Iranian one.

widget09 September 10, 2009 at 5:24 pm

“I’m With Joe Wilson” t-shirts:

Oh noes, another Joe the Douchbag to worry about. By the way, what ever happend to the Plumber? I suspect he will be doing gay porn to revive his career.

To me it means, I’m with stupid t-shirts.

tunamelt September 10, 2009 at 5:31 pm

So I missed out on making an animated gif but can I still volunteer myself to make out in a closet with the intern? Check yes or no.

stratonike September 10, 2009 at 5:31 pm

Wilson is a symptom of republicans believing their own press.

Lionel Hutz Esq. September 10, 2009 at 5:37 pm

I think Riley is on to something here. Apparently Obama kept his mind control powers in reserve with the school kids so that he could launch a full scanner attack on Joe Wilson.

dijetlo September 10, 2009 at 5:41 pm

“Did Obama Encourage Iran’s Brutal Crackdown?” That, and so much more

The man is despicable communist kenyan islamo-fascist, socialist agitator/community organizer. WTF kind of question is that? Of course he did !!!
The Weakly Substandard, stating the obvious since 1996.

hobospacejunkie September 10, 2009 at 5:51 pm

Joe was remembering the time his mom spoke to his college frat. She told how they still took baths together. Embarrassed, his attempt at a cover-up, “Liar!,” fell flat. He has issues.

m_supercomputer September 10, 2009 at 5:53 pm

I like how no one on the conservative side has considered that Joe Wilson could just as easily be taken to refer to their hated UN weapons inspector guy. How could they wear a shirt supporting that guy??

S.Luggo September 10, 2009 at 5:58 pm

Also availabe (however, “Joe Wilson” is printed on the inside): http://www.underwear2urdoor.com/images/products/498.jpg

Catholics4Condoms September 10, 2009 at 6:12 pm

Notice the cover of The Weekly Standard? A parody of Norman Rockwell’s painting, “Freedom of Speech” The man standing in the blue plaid shirt has an anti-Obama button and a copy of TWS rolled up in his pocket. He is speaking calmly?! How many teabaggers have you seen speaking calmly at these townhalls? No not for this fantasy artist; it’s the old lady with the brass knuckles and the hippie who are raving lunatics- Talk about revisionism!

El Pinche September 10, 2009 at 11:50 pm

You have to love the teabagger paultards who support warmonger Joe Wilson , one Dubya’s greatest testicle bathers of our lifetime. What happened to “it was an inside job, impeach W and his cronies, blah blah ?” Oh wait, Barry is black. That’s right.

Marmel September 11, 2009 at 10:43 am

Joe Wilson:

Not 24 hours after his mistake, he’s wrapping himself in the flag and trying to profit from it.

Pig in a blanket.

http://marmel.com/2009/09/joe-wilson-apologizes-and-grovels-for-cash/

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