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Why Is Sonia Sotomayor Dancing When She Is A Supreme Court Justice?

Gritty, and disturbing. And yet Fox News labels this dance “the Beltway Boogie.” Can we please stop it with the obvious racism? Anyway, this devilry took place the other night at some trashy mick bar filled with Irish micks. [Matt Yglesias]


2:20 PM on Wed September 9 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. was that a reach around?!

  2. El Pinche says at 2:24 pm, September 9th, 2009

    Someone put a pencil in my ear and kick it.
    Ugh, FoxNews cheese.

  3. bitchincamaro says at 2:25 pm, September 9th, 2009

    I prefer the Irish pejorative, “harp” instead of “mick”.

  4. ifthethunderdontgetya says at 2:26 pm, September 9th, 2009

    When will we get to see the talents of Antonin Scalia?

    (Besides licking Dick Cheney’s asscrack, I mean.)
    ~

  5. V572625694 says at 2:26 pm, September 9th, 2009

    You mean Hannity was there? Didn’t see him in the video.

  6. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 2:26 pm, September 9th, 2009

    I’m surprised they didn’t say, “It was La Cucaracha she was dancing to!”

  7. StoneAge says at 2:27 pm, September 9th, 2009

    Oh god, Megyn Kelly is so hot. Sorry librul ladies. You can fantasize about one (1) hot GOP douche without judgement from me.

  8. AnnieGetYourFun says at 2:30 pm, September 9th, 2009

    StoneAge: Excellent. I’m getting out the KY and my framed picture of Tucker Carlson.

  9. bureaucrap says at 2:31 pm, September 9th, 2009

    Fox News surprised me by not calling for her immediate resignation on the grounds of “conduct unbecoming” or some other fantastical breach of etiquette. They exercised remarkable restraint.

    perhaps they’re leaving it to Glenn Beck to say, “This is an affront to White Culture!!!!”

  10. Carl Spakler says at 2:31 pm, September 9th, 2009

    Unrelated but, since we’re doing recreational Politico banging…

    “Forty-seven percent of Americans supported negotiation, backed by threat of military action, to eradicate Tehran’s nuclear weapons program. But 53 percent of people in the European Union ruled out the use of military force.”

    Ummmmm, ok…so that would mean that 53% of Americans ruled out the use of force and 47% of Europeans thought it was a good idea?!?

    Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0909/26893.html#ixzz0QdSminVc

  11. Jim89048 says at 2:31 pm, September 9th, 2009

    Practicing her moves for her debut with DeLay on Dancing with the Stars?

  12. SayItWithWookies says at 2:32 pm, September 9th, 2009

    Great — next she’ll want an abortion.

  13. Suds McKenzie says at 2:36 pm, September 9th, 2009

    Living La Vida SCOTUS.

  14. AbstinenceOnly Ed says at 2:44 pm, September 9th, 2009

    Sotomayor showing aher variation on the wildly popular “Mexican Hat Dance” with a sultry rendition of the “Puertorican Robe Dance.” Clarence Thomas remarked, “Hell yeah I’d freek that bitch. She got a badonkadonk. I’d love to put a pube on her Coke!”

  15. Tommmcatt says at 2:47 pm, September 9th, 2009

    That woman literally snapped her fingers and pointed at that douchebag while saying “She had something to cele-BRATE!”. If you can be more of a cheeseball, I’d like to see you try…

  16. “I’m too sexy for my robe, too sexy for my robe…”

  17. the problem child says at 2:50 pm, September 9th, 2009

    I thought she had a broken ankle. On the other hand, if I’d just been confirmed to be part of SCOTUS, I’d be dancing my ass off, too.

  18. “When I dance they call me Macarena
    And the boys they say que soy buena
    They all want me, they can’t have me
    So they come and dance beside me…”

  19. El Pinche says at 2:53 pm, September 9th, 2009

    Tommmcatt: Isn’t it the “Terrorist fist jab” anchor? I can’t tell. All those foxnews fembots look the same to me.

  20. american mutt says at 2:55 pm, September 9th, 2009

    “oh yeah… supreme court…”

    the pain in his voice was delicious.

  21. Tommmcatt says at 3:00 pm, September 9th, 2009

    El Pinche:

    I can’t be arsed to pay attention to those people. I am surrounded by the lame IRL, so I prefer to fill my television time with Rachel Maddow and shows about vampires.

  22. Gorillionaire says at 3:01 pm, September 9th, 2009

    She is adorable.

  23. Way Cool Larry says at 3:03 pm, September 9th, 2009

    Wow, the Saddam hanging video was better quality than that!

    I’m surprised they didn’t use the low-res to make some outrageous accusation like she was dancing with another woman or smoking a reefer…

  24. Suds McKenzie says at 3:05 pm, September 9th, 2009

    That would be her “milkshake”, and that would be “the yard”. Deal with it.

  25. “She’s got the music in her!” BECAUSE SHE’S A LATIN, YOU SEE.

  26. Is it just me or did the flouncey blonde seem to be making her co-host a bit nervous?

  27. Mr Blifil says at 3:10 pm, September 9th, 2009

    There’s green video footage of Roberts too, but human dancing is nowhere depicted.

  28. JooJoo Bee says at 3:20 pm, September 9th, 2009

    But…but…she went HOME with her MOTHER! Ha. They never say that. So maybe biased.

  29. Just like a Rican. Blow the first pay check in some cheap dive and live the rest of the month on the Welfare.

  30. teebob2000 says at 3:29 pm, September 9th, 2009

    I thought I was watching Access Hollywood. That was a fucking “news” show???

  31. user-of-owls says at 3:32 pm, September 9th, 2009

    bitchincamaro: Get a bit more creative with your ethnophaulisms, you Fenian dogan paddy!

  32. Come here a minute says at 3:43 pm, September 9th, 2009

    Hooray for finger guns!

  33. pubic option says at 3:53 pm, September 9th, 2009

    uh…they called the Irish Channel a karaoke bar?

  34. getoffmylawn says at 3:54 pm, September 9th, 2009

    Supreme Sonia “Salsa” Sotomayor.
    I think she was doing something called the jurisprudence…which is a variation on the lindy.

  35. Beltway Boogaloo more like. fnar fnar. !Nuyorica siempre!

  36. I can haz Fox blond?

  37. Meanwhile, Da Supremes are about to rule that Walmart can run the US on behalf of China.

  38. One Yield Regular says at 6:20 pm, September 9th, 2009

    Why, the Supreme Court hasn’t seen this much fun since William Rehnquist dressed up like the Lord Chancellor from “Iolanthe.”

  39. Anyway, this devilry took place the other night at some trashy mick bar filled with Irish micks.
    Micks, spics, what’s the difference? They’re all communists.

  40. LoweredPeninsula says at 11:24 pm, September 9th, 2009

    StoneAge: Oh god, Megyn Kelly is so hot. Sorry librul ladies. You can fantasize about one (1) hot GOP douche without judgement from me.

    I don’t care how fuzzy this clip is, I was thinking the exact same thing. They should have never did a wide angle shot because it makes the little guy next to her (I always forget his name) look like a little troll. I know Fox News is just soft-core porn filled with Stepford Wives, but hot-damn, if Murdoch’s mind control works.

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