SO MESSY!  10:14 am September 9, 2009

Vulgar CA Assemblyman Caught On Open Mic Bragging About Various Affairs With Lobbyists

by Jim Newell

Republican Michael D. Duvall, a California state assemblyman representing Orange County, loves family values and ethics, and thus is a member of the Rules Committee. Another thing he loves is pussy. He enjoys telling his assembly buddies about all of the sweet, sweet non-wife trim he gets on the side, with lobbyist gals. Unfortunately, open mics sometimes catch these conversations. If you want to see what this 54-year-old has to say about cum, click the clicky!

Here is what Michael D. Duvall has to say about cum:

Duvall, speaking to a relatively mum Republican colleague seated to his 
left, apparently had no idea his dais microphone became live beginning about a minute before the start of a cable-televised committee hearing. He was captured in the middle of recounting portions of an affair.


“She wears little eye-patch underwear,” said Duvall, who is married with two 
children. “So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday–a lot! And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!”

Oh, golly. Poor “relatively mum Republican colleague seated to his 
left,” having to sit to the left of this slob. Because of all the CUM talk!

Duvall now finds himself in the delicate position of having to explain how he made up all of these stories, because c’mon… you did none of these things. You had sex with your wife maybe four times, 20 years ago, and that was it. C’mon.

OC Assemblyman In Bed With Lobbyist . . . No, Literally In Bed [OC Weekly]

 
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ManchuCandidate September 9, 2009 at 10:19 am

I think losing all that jizz has affected Doo-all’s mind. Maybe it’s just me, but I thought Wednesday came before Thursday.

mardam422 September 9, 2009 at 10:19 am

Ahhh, welcome back to Slutember!!1!!

TGY September 9, 2009 at 10:21 am

With a woman, eh? Who’da-thought-it?

KilgoreTrout_XL September 9, 2009 at 10:22 am

Sarah Palin wears “eyepatch” underwear? Holy shit.

geminisunmars September 9, 2009 at 10:24 am

Man, is he hot! What lobbyist wouldn’t want some of that? Whether he could influence the lawmaking or not, just for the funs of it.

Darkness September 9, 2009 at 10:24 am

Oh a STATE assemblyman. Well, still, a republican. Neener! Neener! Family Values!

Below the Beltway September 9, 2009 at 10:26 am

These women are still alive, right? If so, LBJ’s “live boy or dead girl” maxim applies, and there is no story.

Is this guy a member of “The Family” or is he just emulating their above-the-law ways?

LittlePig September 9, 2009 at 10:26 am

So the lady lobbyist didn’t bathe between Wednesday and Thursday? Suspicions about lobbyists confirmed!

Or maybe she a Lewinsky “keep a souvenir” type…

4tehlulz September 9, 2009 at 10:26 am

Mark Sanford should have this guy as his press secretary.

gurukalehuru September 9, 2009 at 10:28 am

It seems, on the surface, a pretty boring scandal. Female, over 18, consenting, not, technically, a prostitute.
However, there is this little lobbying thingie. If people are paying higher utility bills than necessary just so this old geezer can get his tube steak marinated, they ought to be pissed.

Josh Fruhlinger September 9, 2009 at 10:31 am

The most repulsive part was that he used the phrase “make love.” Yuck, yuck, yuck.

denver_80203 September 9, 2009 at 10:32 am

well it was with Heidi DeJong Barsuglia who, according to her bio is “Director of Government Affairs”

sounds like she’s perfect for the job!

Monsieur Grumpe September 9, 2009 at 10:33 am

It’s the Viagra talking.

denver_80203 September 9, 2009 at 10:33 am

sorry.. here’s a little more about the accomplished tramp:

Ms. Barsuglia graduated cum laude from California State University, Sacramento with a Bachelor of Arts degree combining a double major in Political Science and Persuasive Communications

Marmel September 9, 2009 at 10:35 am

HAHAHAAH!

Think Max Baucus has the same conversations when he talks about the dude from Blue Cross?

http://marmel.com/2009/09/nicely-done-jackass/

4tehlulz September 9, 2009 at 10:35 am

[re=405298]gurukalehuru[/re]: According to her bio, she lobbies for pharmacies to fleece MediCal:

“Heidi DeJong Barsuglia joined the California Retailers Association in June 2004 as Director of Government Affairs. In this position, she focuses on issues of importance to the CRA’s Chain Drug and Grocery Store members, including Medi-Cal pharmacy reimbursement, product recycling, workers’ compensation, and precursor regulations. Prior to joining the Retailers in 2004, Ms. Barsuglia acted as legal and legislative consultant to Democratic members of the California legislature.”

BIPARTISANSHIP

geminisunmars September 9, 2009 at 10:37 am

[re=405302]denver_80203[/re]: I wonder how she lists these accomplishments in her resume. (By the way I”m 80222, but used to be 80203)

Prommie September 9, 2009 at 10:38 am

[re=405304]denver_80203[/re]: I has seen her picture, there is a link to it on Kos, and characterizing her as “hot” is a stretch, “heinous” is more accurate.

bfstevie September 9, 2009 at 10:39 am

Hiding a microphone in a microphone? Isn’t that entrapment?

Oldskool September 9, 2009 at 10:39 am

Grossest mental images this year. Wonder if wifey will be at his I-did-not-sleep-with-those-women news conference.

skutre September 9, 2009 at 10:39 am

I think she might have been playfully flattering him with the classy running down my legs and pooling up in my shoes prose.

However, squirtBoy’s defense: ‘We’re Republicans we just make shit up all day long’ is a credible alibi.

denver_80203 September 9, 2009 at 10:43 am

And heeeere she is:

http://www.cawrecycles.org/files/images/Krekorian_Barsuglia.jpg

time has not been good to her

El Pinche September 9, 2009 at 10:47 am

When republicans talk, it makes my nipples hard.

4tehlulz September 9, 2009 at 10:48 am

[re=405313]denver_80203[/re]: So basically, this dude has a botox fetish.

Oldskool September 9, 2009 at 10:48 am

I’d spank her.

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 9, 2009 at 10:48 am

[re=405304]denver_80203[/re]: cum laude, indeed.

Laude, laude, laude.

Mama Grizzly September 9, 2009 at 10:48 am

That’s what happens when you live sooooo close to San Francisco. Also, too.

skutre September 9, 2009 at 10:48 am

For a salesperson of pharmaceuticals, she’s kind of a dog, they are usually way hotter.

snideinplainsight September 9, 2009 at 10:49 am

Eye-patch underwear – that’s really not where you’re supposed to wear it.

drpangloss September 9, 2009 at 10:49 am

We fuck alot, I blow my load in her pussy like Jesus intended and then she Gives Me money. It’s good to be the king.

Spiro Agnew September 9, 2009 at 10:49 am

Lets be fair, at least it was with women. Two nonetheless. That’s progress on the GOP scale.

Decker September 9, 2009 at 10:51 am

Those lobbyists should get themselves checked. Sleeping with Duvall is how you get the pig aids.

Paul Tardy September 9, 2009 at 10:51 am

And then there is the Sibel Edmonds lesbian blackmail allegations.

“Ms. Barsuglia graduated cum laude from California State University, Sacramento with a Bachelor of Arts degree combining a double major in Political Science and Persuasive Communications.” I like the cum part he he … he he – beavis or butthead

El Pinche September 9, 2009 at 10:53 am

Is lobbying the world’s oldest profession?

Forget $300/hr for GFE, how about some anti-healthcare reform if you lick my old unwashed grundel .

Holy Cow!! September 9, 2009 at 10:53 am

That’s just nasty.

Monsieur Grumpe September 9, 2009 at 10:54 am

[re=405308]Prommie[/re]:
Yes, but she puts out like a skunk in heat.

Min September 9, 2009 at 10:54 am

“He’s old and fat. She’s hot, blonde and about 20
 years younger. He could have never gotten a woman like that before he got
 this job.’”

Ouch. The truth. She hurts.

Capitol Hillbilly September 9, 2009 at 10:54 am

[re=405313]denver_80203[/re]: her husband must be proud to be married to such a high-end whore

Fighting Bill September 9, 2009 at 10:57 am

[re=405325]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Correction: Cum LOUDLY…

geminisunmars September 9, 2009 at 10:58 am

What does one expect from a representative of a place called Placentia (sorry Placentia, I’m sure you’re a really nice town, outside of being in Orange County – but really, you’re just asking for it with a name like that).

I found a picture of Heidi (presumably) on Gawker comments, but not at the Kos.

Poopley J. Crandleberry September 9, 2009 at 10:59 am

Ms. Barsuglia graduated “cum laude” from California State University, Sacramento with a Bachelor of Arts degree combining a double major in Political Science and Persuasive Communications. She graduated with honors from University of Pacific, McGeorge School of Law with a Juris Doctor.

friendlyskies September 9, 2009 at 10:59 am

“Two Girls, One Repub,” gag. You know his friends didn’t want to hurt the GOP more by turning him in, but it was the only way to get his nasty ass to shut up.

Oldskool September 9, 2009 at 11:00 am

You know every schoolboy in Orange Country who heard Obama’s speech yesterday is putting 2 and 2 together.

rachelv September 9, 2009 at 11:04 am

The “please be a Republican” chant I begin whenever I hear the words “political sex scandal” has been working pretty well lately.

user-of-owls September 9, 2009 at 11:06 am

[re=405328]snideinplainsight[/re]: Heidi DeJong Barsuglia: Cunt Pirate!

as.the.world.burns September 9, 2009 at 11:07 am

so, i click the clicky, and then there’s a giant dildo on my computer screen.
no, not the assemblyman loser, a REAL giant dildo, in an ad….

Come here a minute September 9, 2009 at 11:08 am

This guy needs to hook up with a condom lobbyist.

JadedDIssonance September 9, 2009 at 11:11 am

I’m sure the Venerable (venereal?) Assemblyman is Seeing Czars right about now.

AnnieGetYourFun September 9, 2009 at 11:12 am

[re=405301]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: Right? The rest of it was fine, but who says “make love”. Fucking gross.

Buzz Feedback September 9, 2009 at 11:13 am

This is a fine prelude to Cocktoberfest.

geminisunmars September 9, 2009 at 11:14 am

[re=405359]user-of-owls[/re]: Avast! ye maties!

Carl Spakler September 9, 2009 at 11:17 am

“…sensitive subject…”?!? “…hot mike…”?!? (actual quotes from the vid, not Palin-quotes)

OK…cue the laughter.

The Cold Sea September 9, 2009 at 11:18 am

It’s Cumtember! Welcome back, Repbulicans!

Egregious September 9, 2009 at 11:18 am

What the hell is eye patch underwear? What, like a pirate?

BTW, did you get the sense that the poor SOB on the left of Duvall probably has to endure hearing Duvall prattle on about his exploits every week?…”Yeah, yeah, Duvall, you are youthful and virile. I get it.”

TheNavOne September 9, 2009 at 11:18 am

Oh, Republicums, what would we do without you?

Carl Spakler September 9, 2009 at 11:20 am

Thank you so much Mike for filling our Republican sex scandal vacuum.

t_rax September 9, 2009 at 11:21 am

How nice – She’s getting fucked so we can get fucked.

graceless September 9, 2009 at 11:21 am

Why don’t olds use condoms?

Jim Newell September 9, 2009 at 11:23 am

[re=405363]as.the.world.burns[/re]: Hooray!

Number6 September 9, 2009 at 11:25 am

Spanky and our gang.

Johnny Zhivago September 9, 2009 at 11:27 am

[re=405358]rachelv[/re]: Probably be turned from a (R) to a (D) when this runs on Fox!

DangerousLiberal September 9, 2009 at 11:31 am

[re=405313]denver_80203[/re]: Uhhh…..

Nothing else to say. Just uhhhh…..

thejesusandmarycheney September 9, 2009 at 11:32 am

Carpentier, you slag!

teebob2000 September 9, 2009 at 11:33 am

WTF is eyepatch underwear?? When I wear underpants on my head I turn it to look out the legholes. Is she got the stoopid and don’t know how to wear her underwear?

Guppy06 September 9, 2009 at 11:33 am

[re=405313]denver_80203[/re]: Meh, California.

knoxtheharpy September 9, 2009 at 11:35 am

If she’s 36, I will eat my shoe.

Guppy06 September 9, 2009 at 11:35 am

He’s a Republican, so he won’t be resigning and there’s a good chance he’ll win reelection. Remember, kids: the elected always represent their people, no matter what!

ZombieRichardFeynman September 9, 2009 at 11:48 am

Kudos to the folks sho were able to decipher that tape. To me it sounds just like Led Zeppelin’s ode to Satan on Stairway to Heaven played backwards.

I Am Not Your Gary Busey September 9, 2009 at 11:53 am

[re=405359]user-of-owls[/re]: She’s first mate of the Kum Tiki.

Norbert September 9, 2009 at 11:57 am

For the good of passing healthcare reform, I agree to lobby Olympia Snowe

blader September 9, 2009 at 11:59 am

[re=405406]teebob2000[/re]: It’s underwear that doubles as an eyepatch so you can go out dressed as a horny republican assemblyman pirate on halloween

Prommie September 9, 2009 at 12:01 pm

[re=405341]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Blowpig.

Downtheroadapiece September 9, 2009 at 12:07 pm

As a Californian, I am so glad that our important and difficult budgetary issues are being handled with such aplomb and thoughtfulness.

Gopherit September 9, 2009 at 12:08 pm

So is she the Sacramentonienne?

S.Luggo September 9, 2009 at 12:10 pm

Ah, those Frenchies, so lustful. What ARE we going to do?

On the plus side, Duvall is now a celeb among his countrymen: http://blogues.cyberpresse.ca/hetu/?p=70427719

Gopherit September 9, 2009 at 12:16 pm

[re=405313]denver_80203[/re]: Gah! She’s….greasy.

Kingbee September 9, 2009 at 12:16 pm

[re=405376]Egregious[/re]: Well, that was only on “Talk Like a Pirate Day”. And then there was this thing where he made his “parrot” talk to her.

HuddledMass September 9, 2009 at 12:17 pm

You missed the good stuff: “SO I AM GETTING INTO SPANKING HER” A California assemblyman is in some hot water after having a hot conversation picked up by a hot mic before a recent hearing. But he’s not talking about sex with just anybody — this is hot, steamy sex with LOBBYISTS!

“So, I am getting into spanking her,” says the assemblyman. “I like spanking her. She goes, ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah! Because you’re such a bad girl!’”

teebob2000 September 9, 2009 at 12:22 pm

Hey, give him a break, he’s no hypocrite. He preaches abstinence until marriage. He’s married, and she’s married. What’s the problem?

Neoyorquino September 9, 2009 at 12:26 pm

Those lobbyists – talk about taking one for the team! Can anyone really picture a woman earnestly reaching for his sagging, corpulent body, hands trembling in anticipation? Sorry, I’m not very good at this. Maybe Kristin Maguire can give it a shot.

CollegeStudent September 9, 2009 at 12:32 pm

Assemblyman Duvall- Has the John Edwards Saga taught you nothing, wrap it up home-boy, you know you can’t trust a lobbyist when she tells you she’s on the pill.

God damn abstinence-only sex-ed

Lascauxcaveman September 9, 2009 at 12:35 pm

[re=405411]knoxtheharpy[/re]: Yeah, that’d be 36 years of being rode hard and put away wet.

Which fits the narrative here. So yeah, she’s a lobbyist.

imissopus September 9, 2009 at 12:42 pm

Someone needs to tell her: no wearing white after Labor Day.

deedee September 9, 2009 at 12:42 pm

There’s more! He likes to spank her! go to

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/09/gop_lawmakers_graphic_sex-bragging_caught_on_tape.php?ref=fpa

This is just so great! who needs literotica anymore…Talking Points Memo is nearly as entertaining with only half the guilt!

Crank Tango September 9, 2009 at 12:42 pm

um, it’s not hypocrisy if a family-values REPUBLICAN politician sleeps with two lobbyists and fills them with so much baby-batter it drips out of their “eye patch underwear.”

and by “eye patch underwear” does he mean thongs? How does he describe anal, then? “So I’m driving down the hershey highway, and there is ‘gravy’ everywhere, and I do mean everywhere.”

I can’t wait till this asshole is on the Mark Foley show.

thefrontpage September 9, 2009 at 12:42 pm

This guy isn’t going to get a radio show, too, is he?

DustBowlBlues September 9, 2009 at 12:43 pm

I know that part of California is conservative and anti-choice but really, naming a place Placenta? Placenta California. EEEWWWWW.Oh, Placentia? Just a matter of spelling. Dickwads, still crazy.

I’m having a horrible year, but this news brightens me up. Plus, the news (bear with me–this just doesn’t fit anywhere) that a company in Wisconsin with a plant in Stillwater, OK, put out the word that since the Wisconsin union rejected the contract, they were moving everything to OK. Two days after the OK Republics jumped in front of teevee screen to do a press release about how great our right-to-work state is, that we can fuck the workers in Wisconsin and our dumb crackers score a win, another vote was taken and the contract accepted. And in two years the Stillwater Mercury Marine plant will be closing and 350 jobs goin’ to sweet union-lovin’ Wisconsin.

Dumb okie scab fucks didn’t even know they were nothing but pawns in the negotiations. Since I’m still bummed by reading Matt Taibi’s article about health reform and my husband’s little community agency getting fucked over last ngiht, I’ll take the good news anywhere I can get it.

Over and out from Okfuckistan.

T-thyme September 9, 2009 at 12:45 pm

And here I thought I had mastered my gag reflex.

Nope.

GreatOldOnesParty September 9, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Wait, I’m confused.
Who’s the whore in this situation?
The cum-dripping lobbyist(s) or the spanking assemblyman who takes their money in return for goods and services?

hiphophitler September 9, 2009 at 12:53 pm

[re=405302]denver_80203[/re]: Says here she went to McGeorge Law School and graduated cum laude. Yuck.

yellowdogdem September 9, 2009 at 12:53 pm

[re=405298]gurukalehuru[/re]: It’s not just the lobbying connection, it’s the fact that he’s another Repug who pretends to believe in “family values.” I hope they kick him out on his fat ass. Those women must be really desperate to do it with that creep.

as.the.world.burns September 9, 2009 at 12:53 pm

[re=405519]DustBowlBlues[/re]: lots of talk about that very thing among the union workers here where i work.
you’re welcome to join us in Wisconsin anytime you wanna leave that Red hellhole, Dusty…4 different seasons ! should be snowing in about a month.

Junior September 9, 2009 at 12:54 pm

My guess is that he pulled a Kenny Powers and came in like 5 seconds, catching Ms. Cum Laude by surprise. Then she jokes about it to make him feel like a man so she can continue to ‘represent her client.’ How does one person care enough about Sempra Energy to let some old douche blow a load in one? He of course is such a douche that he can’t wait to brag about it to anyone who will listen, hence his neighbor’s stunned silence.

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, then he must have had some mundane and simultaneously sordid power.

GreatOldOnesParty September 9, 2009 at 12:55 pm

[re=405492]Neoyorquino[/re]: i write erotica and there is no way this story would be believable without it being NC (non-consentual); or at least some kind of mind-control/scary-old-man-turns-into-swarm-of-ejaculating-tentacles scenario.

engulfedinflames September 9, 2009 at 12:55 pm

“Vulgar CA assemblyman” ??? A fart is vulgar, a belch is vulgar, the false eyelashes of an Orly Taytz(sp) are vulgar. This guy is a big fucking disgusting pig who would kill himself immediately, rather than face the shame and disgrace he’s brought on his wife and children, if he had a shred of self respect or dignity. Alas, this is the USA! USA! so he’ll be reelected.

Hedley Lamar September 9, 2009 at 1:04 pm

I can get used to the gross sex, but I can’t tolerate another breathless, self-important local news reporter.

Mr Blifil September 9, 2009 at 1:04 pm

I have Schadenfreude dripping out of me.

engulfedinflames September 9, 2009 at 1:05 pm

[re=405471]Gopherit[/re]: that ain’t Oil of Olay oozing out her pores.

Paul Tardy September 9, 2009 at 1:10 pm

[re=405519]DustBowlBlues[/re]: The only workers that should be unionized are public servants. they are selfless so they deserve more.

CthuNHu September 9, 2009 at 1:16 pm

If spanking lobbyists is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

GreatOldOnesParty September 9, 2009 at 1:16 pm
DustBowlBlues September 9, 2009 at 1:41 pm

[re=405572]Mr Blifil[/re]: You get my gold star for the win.

SmilingMightyJesus September 9, 2009 at 1:41 pm

[re=405293]Below the Beltway[/re]: That was not LBJ. It was Edwin Edwards.

WendyK September 9, 2009 at 1:50 pm

[re=405593]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: Beautiful. I think his website needs an update, and that Blingee picture is just the ticket.
http://arc.asm.ca.gov/member/72/

desertwind September 9, 2009 at 2:00 pm

These guys like to talk about it. Talk about it. Talk about douchin’

Next up? Quoting from the Book of Mark: No I’m not resigning. God wants me here. Blah blah. Blah.

the problem child September 9, 2009 at 2:01 pm

[re=405593]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: Nicely blingeed.

Now the cumbucket… who will blingee the bucket?

kewlguy42069 September 9, 2009 at 2:10 pm

i dont get it, is cumming inside someone like a wild freaky sex thing to this guy?

J. Robert Oppenheiner September 9, 2009 at 2:28 pm

He’s issued an “apology” on his website ( http://www.duvallforassembly.com /)

“I made a mistake and sincerely apologize. I deeply regret the comments I made in what I believed to be a private conversation. This is a private matter and I ask that everyone respect the privacy of all involved.”

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

badmuthagoose September 9, 2009 at 2:33 pm

Ok wait, I’m pissed off after watching this video. They still have actual journalism in California?

Guppy06 September 9, 2009 at 2:38 pm

[re=405758]J. Robert Oppenheiner[/re]: “I’m sorry I talked about it.” “I’m sorry the microphone was live.” “This is a private matter between me, my wife and family, some skank-ass Cali hoes, and half the members of the state legislature.”

And, last but not least, “Please grant me the privacy in my own personal life and home (and cheap motels) that I would try to deny you in yours.”

Dig, motherfucker, dig!

Hedley Lamar September 9, 2009 at 2:49 pm

[re=405758]J. Robert Oppenheiner[/re]: For God’s sake man, don’t apologize for spanking.

GreatOldOnesParty September 9, 2009 at 2:53 pm

[re=405778]Guppy06[/re]: “I’m sorry I got caught.”

geminisunmars September 9, 2009 at 2:54 pm

Hypocrisy is never a private matter. I think the Repugnants would help themselves to revise their platform. “Icky sexcapades for elected offals” might sum it up.

Flanders September 9, 2009 at 2:56 pm

[re=405570]Hedley Lamar[/re]: agreed

WendyK September 9, 2009 at 3:07 pm

[re=405758]J. Robert Oppenheiner[/re]:
Does mofo really think that’s an apology? He’s better off saying nothing than, “Ooops, sorry I got caught.”

I hope there’s a sex tape.

Flanders September 9, 2009 at 3:07 pm

[re=405792]Hedley Lamar[/re]: Not the spanking, just the getting caught.

zaccapeters September 9, 2009 at 3:11 pm

OMFD. I read all the comments before actually clicking on the vid and getting a look at this cotton-topped lard dripper. Yuk. Yarf. Eehwww and also. The only sense I can make out of it is that Heidi is a closet case acting out a fantasy tryst involving Barbara Bush and a strap-on.

catsonmars September 9, 2009 at 3:12 pm

SO glad I can’t get married (anymore) because of this guy! Oh, and good for KCAL, they actually got a scoop!

Workinggirl September 9, 2009 at 3:24 pm

The most hilarious thing about all this is the fool thinks these prostitutes actually enjoy sex with him – hahahahahahahahahahahah what a MOR ON. They only want his influence so he will vote on behalf of their interests = same as collecting money from a “john” hahahahaha what a dope.

This has nothing to do the Republican or Democratic all men love **ssy and will do ANYTING for it especially make total asses of themselves – hahahahahaha

Guppy06 September 9, 2009 at 3:45 pm

OK, boys and girls, can you find the pertinent story on Fox News’ website?

http://www.foxnews.com/search-results/search?q=duvall

queeraselvis v 2.0 September 9, 2009 at 4:17 pm

[re=405886]Guppy06[/re]: If you type in “Michael Duvall California” (in quotes) it comes up, though you’d be pressed to know it since it’s a) under Gretawire, b) none of the keywords are highlighted, and c) its title is so innocuous that you’d likely skip over it after being bombarded by all the newsworthy items about Robert Duvall’s most recent seaweed and lemonade enema.

SonomaLass September 9, 2009 at 5:00 pm

At least he resigned….

PlanetWingnuta September 9, 2009 at 5:00 pm

We are wearing Eye patch underwear and have cum leaking from our holes now!

Jasph September 9, 2009 at 5:14 pm

Re the Fox reporting…

Just look for Michael Duvall (D) Cal.

I’m sure there’s a quotation that applies from Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, H.L. Mencken, one of those guys–something about how the more you preach morality, the less moral you’re likely to be. Too lazy too look it up. Guess I shouldn’t have jerked off to this story so much…

EdFlinstone September 9, 2009 at 5:24 pm

Well when Heidi comes home from work and tells her husband she had a hard day and worked sucked she aint lying.

StoneAge September 9, 2009 at 5:30 pm

[re=405313]denver_80203[/re]: Now that the site has been overcome with web traffic, here’s a low-res version of the image cached by google.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&fkt=746&fsdt=996&q=Krekorian_Barsuglia.jpg&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

zhubajie September 9, 2009 at 7:33 pm

No condom? I wouldn’t want to take a chance on being a Renaissance man and dying of syphilis!

zhubajie September 9, 2009 at 7:55 pm

Did the guy to the left turn on the microphone? Now there’s an opening in the assembly, to be filled by G-g knows what/whom.

zhubajie September 9, 2009 at 8:01 pm

[re=405542]Junior[/re]: Well, maybe she’s not getting much otherwise.

zhubajie September 9, 2009 at 8:09 pm

“I’m sure there’s a quotation that applies from Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, H.L. Mencken, one of those guys…”

I seem to remember that _Roughing It_ calls US politicians “slimy pimps and slaves of the scum.

Ohio Wonkette Fan September 9, 2009 at 9:33 pm

Just think; old dude could be drilling the hot lobbyist right now, while we’re are screwing around with a bunch of freaking keyboards. Is there no justice??

Grumpy Old Man September 9, 2009 at 9:52 pm

[re=405313]denver_80203[/re]: Dang – site blocked, I am sure she will show up elsewhere

Rethugs_R_Weasels September 20, 2009 at 9:38 pm

This man sold his vote to two corporations – Sempra Energy has made substantial profits from the defeat of the bill his vote helped table. That Sempra Energy hired a lobbyist, Heidi DeJong Barsuglia, to prostitute herself for this man’s vote is despicable – but check out their lobbyists – they are all women and all very good looking. Is sex the new money?
Heidi DeJong Barsuglia should be charged, tried and convicted of both Prostitution and the manipulation of a legislator to abuse the power of his office (the latter is a major felony); Sempra Energy and its principals are all criminally and civilly liable, too.
Duvall should be charged, tried, convicted of the felony of abuse of his office and entering into an act of prostitution, sexual abuse in the 1st degree for sexual battery and after he serves his jail time, he should become a broken man looking for scraps along roadsides. Dying alone of exposure in a sewer is too good for him.
This is the definition of Orange County Corruption – and Duvall along with ex-Sheriff (now felon) Corona is but another of these criminals who betray their constituents for sex and money.
Give it a rest. He is a piece of excrement and needs to be composted. If he is in Orange County in 6 months I’d be shocked.
If he has his insurance business in a month, I’ll be shocked.
The way political change is accomplished is to take aim at the worst of the worst and destroy them legally and in the popular press.
Sex is nothing – look at Mark Sanford (as opposed to Spitzer). Beating a woman for your sexual pleasure makes you a sex offender and unemployable and essentially unable to find a place to live – and, you and your face go up on every sex offender registry wherever you go. Good luck, Mike.
I don’t tolerate criminals.

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