GayIn the early 1800s, a nice nerdy Democrat gal named Laura “Matt” Welch was attending a “common backyard barbecue” in Texas when this drunk slob, George W. Bush, started grabbing her boobs and vomiting all over her. Bush made Ms. Welch become a Republican, if she wanted in on the family money, and this arrangement worked out alright until just now, when Laura Bush said a nice thing or two about Barack Obama and his commie speech to the schoolchildren.

Laura Bush told CNN these evil things while she was literally in Paris, France, the home of “education.”

The typically reserved former first lady defended Obama’s decision to deliver a back-to-school speech to students, putting her at odds with many conservatives afraid that the president will use the opportunity to advance his political agenda.

“I think he is [doing a good job],” Bush said when asked to assess Obama’s job performance. “I think he has got a lot on his plate, and he has tackled a lot to start with, and that has probably made it more difficult.”

Michelle Obama is also “doing great,” she said, in part by turning the White House into a comfortable home for her family.

Referencing the uproar over Obama’s address to schoolchildren, which will be aired nationwide Tuesday, Laura Bush said it’s “really important for everyone to respect the president of the United States.”

Where is Laura Bush’s birth certificate?

Laura Bush praises Obama, bemoans excessive partisanship [CNN]

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  • TGY

    Heretic! She’s a witch! Probably turned someone into a Newt!

  • anothercountryheardfrom

    I’m not sure I understand. Where’s the part about killing Obama for the Socialism and then eating his brain?

  • KublaKant

    I got better

  • ManchuCandidate

    Too skinny to be Newt.

  • 4tehlulz

    Rush will begin talking about her car “accident” shortly.

  • greywindz

    Yea, I was watching this programme…but you missed the important part…she was asked whether Obi-wanna-ma is a commie, and she said, that she didnt liked when nasty things were said about W, so she wont say… ;-)

  • bureaucrap

    Laura Bush and Levi Johnston should probably flee the country together. Laura’s already fled; Levi can meet her there and be her hot boy toy.

  • Marmel

    I love how these people chime in when it’s too late to be meaningful.

    Perhaps she can do something about the ridiculous Texas Board of Education as long as she’s giving a crap about reality these days?

    Doubtful tho.

  • Norbert

    Not terrible but what would really be great is if Nancy Reagan could be found, alive and not drooling, to say that Ronnie would be watching the speech IN HEAVEN.

  • meyotch

    Can we make this about potatoes again? Still needy…. I’ll totally bite your finger if you’ll put ‘it’ in my mouth.

    Too weird?

    Yeah I do that.

  • jagorev

    Oh boy. Obama’s going to have to fire Laura Bush from whatever she’s doing now, isn’t he?

  • anonymousryan

    [re=404336]TGY[/re]: She turned me into a newt! … I got better.

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  • slappypaddy

    we always knew she was the brains in the family.

  • meyotch

    Seriously, is this the best the late-nighters can do?

    I dropped a topical oral-sex innuendo and this is what I get?

    Sheeeit, I guess I’ll ‘work’ tomorrow.

  • groove

    This decency should be stifled before an all-out outbreak of the stuff happens. We don’t need this here in U.S. America.

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    So she’s off the meds now or she’s back on the meds? I’m so confused.

  • AmazingLarry

    Yeah, well…. she killed a person.

  • Failed 2 Menace

    Yes, no, yes.

  • rmontcal

    Where is Laura Bush’s gift certificate?

  • the problem child

    Hey, a former first lady recluse basically said nothing. What a win for decency and common sense!

  • grendel

    The important part was that she was wearing clown white on her face and red hooker lipstick… It was kinda scary

  • gurukalehuru

    What does this mean? Either she’s genuinely trying to be nice and above the fray, which means she probably never had a clue what was going on, or she just didn’t get the memo, which means there is a serious chink in the wingnut ranks.

    Fun times ahead.

  • house of the blue lights

    Did I somehow miss the part where you can promote a political agenda through that well-known voting block, “people under the age of 18”? (Oh, and kudos to Mrs. Bush, for coming out of the vicodin-stupor long enough to throw some sense into this “debate”)

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=404346]Marmel[/re]: Seriously, right? And how does Mrs. Bush beel about the crackdown in China… in Tiananmen Square? Hm? Inquiring minds want to know.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    Also, my god, that picture. She is SUCH a hussy.

  • Jumping Jim

    Speaking of education, here is how to tell what the future is for your 6 year old schoolchild.

    Tell them this joke.

    Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
    He was looking for Pooh.

    If they laugh, that’s good, as this is 6 year old humor.

    If they say, Dad, I’ve heard that joke, that’s ok, because they are socially acclimated.

    If they have a blank stare, they may be a future Republican.

    If they tell you that you should not say the word Pooh, then they are a Shawn Hannity / Rush Limbaugh listener.

    If they stare blankly and then tell you not to say Pooh, hide your drugs. They will someday narc you to the police.

  • Oldskool

    She had eight years to hog-tie hubby and stuff him in a closet but she let him run amok instead. Must be feeling as guilty as Colin Powell.

  • totoro

    This is the kind of juice you get when you put a Latina on the Supreme Court.

    Remember this one from way back in June 8:
    Mrs. Bush said in an interview broadcast Monday on ABC’s “Good Morning America” that “as a woman, I’m proud that there might be another woman on the court. I wish her well.”

    I bet she thinks women have something distinct and valuable to offer in male-dominated segments of public life. Who knew we had a raving anti-man hairy-pits socialist in the WH for 8 years? The rumors of her Mexican origins will begin shortly.

  • PerhapsSo

    [re=404345]bureaucrap[/re]: She seems to like them dumb, so that might just work.

  • sezme

    I really don’t know how to feel about this until we hear from Mrs. Innister. Like is this one of those times when it’s appropriate to laugh?

  • WadISay

    Apology to Rush Limbaugh coming in 3…2…1.

  • Lazy Media

    Hmm. George W. Bush and Mrs. George W. Bush have hardly done a single douchey thing since he left office. Is he actually a nice, if dimwitted, fella who was held hostage by Dick Cheney for eight years?

  • house of the blue lights

    [re=404344]greywindz[/re]: child, child, child. Are you talking about “context”? Haven’t we taught you ANYthing?

  • Flanders

    [re=404385]gurukalehuru[/re]: I’m going with nice and clueless.

  • widget09

    Why is Laura permitted to speak her own mind? This is downright treason. I expect the teabaggers to disownn the Bushes.

  • DoctorCulturae

    No, this is all part of the “don’t-throw-my-hubby-in-the-clink-he-was-set-up-by-Darth-let-him-take-the-fall” crusade.

    Remember how Bill ‘n Hilz did the same with him?

  • Cy_Guy

    [re=404341]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Frankly

  • An Outhouse

    Laura must have just received a refill on her meds. Sometimes she goes overboard when the supply appears to be unlimited.

  • rubybuckaroo

    That photo of Laura bookended by burka dames has me kinda giggly.

  • hunter.blatherer

    Why is that woman in the picture wearing a mask? The one in the middle, I mean.

  • factnorfiction

    This is what happens when Laura Bush doesn’t have CONSTANT, UNENDING ACCESS to her cancer sticks. Someone plz quickly find something phallic-shaped to plug her up??

  • lawrenceofthedesert

    Next thing you know, she’ll be commenting on Wonkette. Must she be so, well, New Mexican? And how was she able to avoid catching the Gasbag Virus from Shrubbie (look how it devastated Liz Dole, and Bob didn’t even win)? Joshua Goldbugger wants to know.

  • freerangemink

    [re=404369]AmazingLarry[/re]: Jesus H.! Is that an “American Dream” reference? Well don’t that just beat the Dutch!?

  • freerangemink

    [re=404432]Lazy Media[/re]: Maybe but then who made him execute all them retards down in Texas?

  • One Yield Regular

    Is that a picture of her being held hostage by radical Christian fundamentalists?

  • Carrie_Okie

    So. Jungle Fever, eh? Nancy succumbed to it too.

  • teebob2000

    [re=404385]gurukalehuru[/re]: You thinking of John Yu maybe? He seems pretty serious.

  • Extemporanus

    Mmm…I sure do love me some Double-Stuf Whoreos®, uh-huh!

  • AutomaticPilot

    [re=404515]freerangemink[/re]: In other words, W put Trig in front of a death panel.

  • Bruno

    The Cheney death list just got one more name added to it.

    Laura, I don’t care how many meds you are on (hopefully same as me), but I knew you were the cool one in that couple.

  • Accordion-o-rama

    Laura Bush: Intellectual giant of the GOP.

  • Rock Tumbler

    I like how CNN attributed her quote: “I think he is [doing a good job].” The most important part of the sentence is apparently something she didn’t actually say. She could have said “I think he is a nigger” and we would be none the wiser.

  • LoweredPeninsula

    I swear to the FSM that she looks like Batman’s Joker in every posed picture I’ve ever seen of her.

    Can someone do some nice ‘art’ and turn her into the Dark Night Joker? It wouldn’t be that difficult, as the base palette is already there in her own face.

    BTW, Ms. Welch has been a willing hostage. This former librarian (booo, socialist book-learnin’!) was a Democrat all her life ’till she met George Walker Bush (nee Cockhead). I guess that money was too tempting.

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