GayIn the early 1800s, a nice nerdy Democrat gal named Laura “Matt” Welch was attending a “common backyard barbecue” in Texas when this drunk slob, George W. Bush, started grabbing her boobs and vomiting all over her. Bush made Ms. Welch become a Republican, if she wanted in on the family money, and this arrangement worked out alright until just now, when Laura Bush said a nice thing or two about Barack Obama and his commie speech to the schoolchildren.

Laura Bush told CNN these evil things while she was literally in Paris, France, the home of “education.”

The typically reserved former first lady defended Obama’s decision to deliver a back-to-school speech to students, putting her at odds with many conservatives afraid that the president will use the opportunity to advance his political agenda.

“I think he is [doing a good job],” Bush said when asked to assess Obama’s job performance. “I think he has got a lot on his plate, and he has tackled a lot to start with, and that has probably made it more difficult.”

Michelle Obama is also “doing great,” she said, in part by turning the White House into a comfortable home for her family.

Referencing the uproar over Obama’s address to schoolchildren, which will be aired nationwide Tuesday, Laura Bush said it’s “really important for everyone to respect the president of the United States.”

Where is Laura Bush’s birth certificate?

Laura Bush praises Obama, bemoans excessive partisanship [CNN]

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  1. Yea, I was watching this programme…but you missed the important part…she was asked whether Obi-wanna-ma is a commie, and she said, that she didnt liked when nasty things were said about W, so she wont say… ;-)

  2. Not terrible but what would really be great is if Nancy Reagan could be found, alive and not drooling, to say that Ronnie would be watching the speech IN HEAVEN.


  4. Seriously, is this the best the late-nighters can do?

    I dropped a topical oral-sex innuendo and this is what I get?

    Sheeeit, I guess I’ll ‘work’ tomorrow.

  5. What does this mean? Either she’s genuinely trying to be nice and above the fray, which means she probably never had a clue what was going on, or she just didn’t get the memo, which means there is a serious chink in the wingnut ranks.

    Fun times ahead.

  6. Did I somehow miss the part where you can promote a political agenda through that well-known voting block, “people under the age of 18”? (Oh, and kudos to Mrs. Bush, for coming out of the vicodin-stupor long enough to throw some sense into this “debate”)

  7. [re=404346]Marmel[/re]: Seriously, right? And how does Mrs. Bush beel about the crackdown in China… in Tiananmen Square? Hm? Inquiring minds want to know.

  8. Speaking of education, here is how to tell what the future is for your 6 year old schoolchild.

    Tell them this joke.

    Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
    He was looking for Pooh.

    If they laugh, that’s good, as this is 6 year old humor.

    If they say, Dad, I’ve heard that joke, that’s ok, because they are socially acclimated.

    If they have a blank stare, they may be a future Republican.

    If they tell you that you should not say the word Pooh, then they are a Shawn Hannity / Rush Limbaugh listener.

    If they stare blankly and then tell you not to say Pooh, hide your drugs. They will someday narc you to the police.

  9. This is the kind of juice you get when you put a Latina on the Supreme Court.

    Remember this one from way back in June 8:
    Mrs. Bush said in an interview broadcast Monday on ABC’s “Good Morning America” that “as a woman, I’m proud that there might be another woman on the court. I wish her well.”

    I bet she thinks women have something distinct and valuable to offer in male-dominated segments of public life. Who knew we had a raving anti-man hairy-pits socialist in the WH for 8 years? The rumors of her Mexican origins will begin shortly.

  10. Hmm. George W. Bush and Mrs. George W. Bush have hardly done a single douchey thing since he left office. Is he actually a nice, if dimwitted, fella who was held hostage by Dick Cheney for eight years?

  11. No, this is all part of the “don’t-throw-my-hubby-in-the-clink-he-was-set-up-by-Darth-let-him-take-the-fall” crusade.

    Remember how Bill ‘n Hilz did the same with him?

  12. This is what happens when Laura Bush doesn’t have CONSTANT, UNENDING ACCESS to her cancer sticks. Someone plz quickly find something phallic-shaped to plug her up??

  13. Next thing you know, she’ll be commenting on Wonkette. Must she be so, well, New Mexican? And how was she able to avoid catching the Gasbag Virus from Shrubbie (look how it devastated Liz Dole, and Bob didn’t even win)? Joshua Goldbugger wants to know.

  14. The Cheney death list just got one more name added to it.

    Laura, I don’t care how many meds you are on (hopefully same as me), but I knew you were the cool one in that couple.

  15. I like how CNN attributed her quote: “I think he is [doing a good job].” The most important part of the sentence is apparently something she didn’t actually say. She could have said “I think he is a nigger” and we would be none the wiser.

  16. I swear to the FSM that she looks like Batman’s Joker in every posed picture I’ve ever seen of her.

    Can someone do some nice ‘art’ and turn her into the Dark Night Joker? It wouldn’t be that difficult, as the base palette is already there in her own face.

    BTW, Ms. Welch has been a willing hostage. This former librarian (booo, socialist book-learnin’!) was a Democrat all her life ’till she met George Walker Bush (nee Cockhead). I guess that money was too tempting.

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