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As tipster “Geoff” notes, the economy is much worse than we’d thought. [HuffPo]
MILLIONS OF ACTUAL STATES
The HuffPo Has A Scoop!
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11:27 AM
on Fri September 4 2009
By
Jim Newell
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So instead of seceding, states are multiplying? The Republic of Texas is VERY DISAPPOINTED in you.
That’s right next to “Billions of Americans Lack Basic Knowledge.”
Government is finally drowning in a bathtub! Just like New Orleans! Yay!
I admit, it took me a moment to notice the mistake. I’m part of the problem, aren’t I?
Seems to be the “trendy” thing to do.
Surely these state employees will appreciate all the tax credits Obama put in the stimulus to appease republicans who were never gonna vote for it anyway.
This is it, folks — the great divergence of the riches and poors; when John and Joan Q Public are SOL when they need to get their license renewed or whatever, while Muffy and Buffy Quartermaine coast along in comfortable ignorance (but complain about those burdensome taxes).
No doubt Barack Obama has secretly allowed all 479 African countries to become States — I mean United States States, not pretend “states”.
thehelveticascenario: Wait a minute…we don’t have hundreds of states.
I, too, at first wondered why this was post-worthy. I am not very bright.
The “hundreds of states” is just confirmation that we’ve joined the One World Government that Bachmann is always warning us about. Who knew crazy eyes was the Cassandra of our time?
It has gotten bad for the states of Confusion, Shock, Ecstacy and Decency. Especially South Decency.
hobospacejunkie: Yeah, my first thought was… “hundreds???”
“Hundreds of state offices shut down to save money”
You’re welcome. Check please.
They already fixed it… The shame!
There goes the “Keep Govnmint small” cry of the wingers. They sure are going to be pissed when they find out.
I knew that the average US Americun don’t know maps and shit, but jeez… how many states do you guys have? Canada City doesn’t count.
The most effective way of reducing greenhouse gasses is closing the DMV. I would say ending the wars but those are necessary.
Oh-oh. I was counting on the leavening factor of Western Oregon to cancel out the 2-1 advantage the Republicans have here in the Cowboy Republic of Baker County.
That’s more than the 57 states in which Barry campaigned.
But was he born in any of these hundreds of states? Where’s the birth certificate, HuffPo?
All-right, that took me waaay longer than it should have.
Welcome to the NWO!
…and then a bajillion super ninja robots are going to attack Barackzilla and save the world!
Must be counting States of Mind.
It gets worse: the Commonwealth of Lemuria officially running low on lemurs.
President Obama has subversively annexed state’s around the world. Madam Chairwoman Bachmann was right.