Those Were Some of the Most Humid Days of My Life / Back In the Terrible Summer of '09
Summer. It's over, and not even Bryan Adams can make it sound sexy (you might have bought that six-string at the five-and-dime, but MJ is fucking dead). Anyway, an intern needs your help. Last night he smoked a marijuana cigarette. Will John Ensign ask him to pee in a Dixie cup? True or False? [ Spotted: DC
SummerInterns ]The Metro would be safe and secure, if it weren't for those meddling kids .... [ Washington Examiner ]
Remember that tremendous asshole, James Von Brunn? Yeah, well, he finally recovered from the shotgun wounds that should have killed him -- drank lots of fluids! -- and went in front of a judge. And the things he said! [ DCist ]
This perv huffs panties like they're rags marinated in ether. [ Holla Back DC ]
"Can you hear me now ? You can? Dude, that's crazy, because I'm in prison." [ Washington Times ]