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Barack Obama Loving This New Facebook Fad

Barry Obama just sexted you![HEY KEN why do you HATE ME? — A Colleague] [Because I wrote my version 12 hours ago and you should have maybe seen it scheduled to post since last night? — A Supervisor] Guess who jumped on the “Facebook status-update health-care thing” pretty quick? That’s right, Barack Obama is thrilled to see that educated money-having Facebook internet people are putting the do-gooder thing on their Facebooks. [Thanks to “Noam L.” for the tip!]

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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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  1. Red Zeppelin

    Yeah, I did this. I admit to being a libtard who is so gay for Obama that I don’t realize that healthcare=Nazism. And 1,000 9/11s also.

  2. hobospacejunkie

    It’s still very early in California, and the fires, they are converging on Ken’s desert redoubt.

  3. eclecticbrotha

    Glad to know the Barackster has joined Facebook. ?Maybe he can join the Stop Obama group and entertain himself with the FailTroll racists that loiter over there…

  4. proudgrampa

    I’m not so sure wasting time with Facebook, Twitter, et. al., is such a good idea for the President. Eventually, he’s going to make a mistake and look like an idiot (the way Grassley already has).

  5. Fox News Light

    So…this is the second time I have seen this happen, where one guy writes pretty much the same story and posts it on the blog….

    So using my special communist powers, I have deducted that you guys don’t even read each other works, which is totally not the socialist way of doing things.

    Fix it.

  6. PrairiePossum

    If they won’t give the black Prez. their kids when they’re in school, he’ll kidnap them on Facebook.

  7. SayItWithWookies

    [re=402772]Fox News Light[/re]: No, silly, the west coast is three hours behind us. So Jim’s post hadn’t even shown up yet in California.

  8. trickyrick

    I keep posting on Obamas facebook shit like:
    Dont sell us out!
    Dont make a secret deal with the drug dealers!
    No mandates without a public option!

    Everyone should do this so Rahm Emanuel(D corporate whore) gets the message.

    Facebook friends forevah!

  9. Winsome

    Am I the only one feeling resentful that SKS is now spending all her time amusing her baby instead of me?

  10. Paul Tardy

    TV sucks, kids should not have to watch anything they cannot skip over with the slider bar on the bottom of the screen unless they are being rendered to Syria.

  11. pink triangles

    Just cold inter-warbloggin’ on a warblog, nice. I think that’s meta or something. Already done shots tho (celebrating Anti-Labor day!) so I could be wrong.

  12. AbstinenceOnly Ed

    I think Ken and Jim should know that it’s okay, and both of their posts equally suck.


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