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Barack Obama Loving This New Facebook Fad

Barry Obama just sexted you![HEY KEN why do you HATE ME? — A Colleague] [Because I wrote my version 12 hours ago and you should have maybe seen it scheduled to post since last night? — A Supervisor] Guess who jumped on the “Facebook status-update health-care thing” pretty quick? That’s right, Barack Obama is thrilled to see that educated money-having Facebook internet people are putting the do-gooder thing on their Facebooks. [Thanks to “Noam L.” for the tip!]

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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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  • sra

    You’re wayyy behind Wonkette on this one.

  • Noonan

    Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?

    Hey-o!!!!!1

  • SayItWithWookies

    Hundreds of Wonkette editors are fans of Barack Obama.

  • Red Zeppelin

    Yeah, I did this. I admit to being a libtard who is so gay for Obama that I don’t realize that healthcare=Nazism. And 1,000 9/11s also.

  • The Church

    ECHO…. ECHO…. ECHO….

  • hobospacejunkie

    It’s still very early in California, and the fires, they are converging on Ken’s desert redoubt.

  • WhatTheHeck

    Obama wants me to be his Friend. Me and 300 million others. I guess I’m not special.

  • Scruffy_The_Janitor

    NO can do Obama…I only has Porn on my facebook site..

  • eclecticbrotha

    Glad to know the Barackster has joined Facebook. ?Maybe he can join the Stop Obama group and entertain himself with the FailTroll racists that loiter over there…

  • Godot

    Ken Layne is turning Wonkett into the laughing stock of Twitter.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    So I’m NOT the only one who drinks on the job.

  • proudgrampa

    I’m not so sure wasting time with Facebook, Twitter, et. al., is such a good idea for the President. Eventually, he’s going to make a mistake and look like an idiot (the way Grassley already has).

  • god.was.stingy

    How improper, Noam L., to fuck with Wonkette like this.

  • Come here a minute

    Put on some underwear, Pope Cat.

  • Fox News Light

    So…this is the second time I have seen this happen, where one guy writes pretty much the same story and posts it on the blog….

    So using my special communist powers, I have deducted that you guys don’t even read each other works, which is totally not the socialist way of doing things.

    Fix it.

  • Come here a minute

    Bury the rag deep in your facebook, for now’s the time for your tears.

  • Fox News Light

    Noam L:Ken Layne::Van Jones:Obama

    Did i get my ::’s right?

  • PrairiePossum

    If they won’t give the black Prez. their kids when they’re in school, he’ll kidnap them on Facebook.

  • slappypaddy

    so reach the tentacles of the socialist overlord. stroke me, tentacle!

  • snideinplainsight

    Boy, it really is kind of a meme!

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=402772]Fox News Light[/re]: No, silly, the west coast is three hours behind us. So Jim’s post hadn’t even shown up yet in California.

  • the problem child

    Been there, done that.

  • trickyrick

    I keep posting on Obamas facebook shit like:
    Dont sell us out!
    Dont make a secret deal with the drug dealers!
    No mandates without a public option!

    Everyone should do this so Rahm Emanuel(D corporate whore) gets the message.

    Facebook friends forevah!

  • SnarkNotFark

    ADD ME 4 Mafia Wars, plz!

  • snideinplainsight

    Hey Ken maybe you could do a post about Cindy McCain later today!

  • ChernobylSoup v2

    SKS has been out for less than a week and the whole damn enterprise is falling apart.

  • Winsome

    Am I the only one feeling resentful that SKS is now spending all her time amusing her baby instead of me?

  • TurdBlossom

    Meh, Jim’s was funnier.

  • Come here a minute

    [re=402973]TurdBlossom[/re]: But no alt-text.

    Facebook down like the jack of hearts

  • Ken Layne

    You’re all banned, and Jim is fired.

  • Paul Tardy

    TV sucks, kids should not have to watch anything they cannot skip over with the slider bar on the bottom of the screen unless they are being rendered to Syria.

  • yargisbargis

    [re=402991]Ken Layne[/re]: Banned! Good thing I didn’t post on this thread….oh no…

  • pink triangles

    Just cold inter-warbloggin’ on a warblog, nice. I think that’s meta or something. Already done shots tho (celebrating Anti-Labor day!) so I could be wrong.

  • AbstinenceOnly Ed

    I think Ken and Jim should know that it’s okay, and both of their posts equally suck.

    WAGG THE BOG MATHAFACKAZZ!!!! Waggaman 4 Ed