Barack Obama Loving This New Facebook Fad

by Ken Layne

Barry Obama just sexted you![HEY KEN why do you HATE ME? -- A Colleague] [Because I wrote my version 12 hours ago and you should have maybe seen it scheduled to post since last night? -- A Supervisor] Guess who jumped on the “Facebook status-update health-care thing” pretty quick? That’s right, Barack Obama is thrilled to see that educated money-having Facebook internet people are putting the do-gooder thing on their Facebooks. [Thanks to "Noam L." for the tip!]

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sra September 4, 2009 at 11:44 am

You’re wayyy behind Wonkette on this one.

Noonan September 4, 2009 at 11:44 am

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?


SayItWithWookies September 4, 2009 at 11:46 am

Hundreds of Wonkette editors are fans of Barack Obama.

Red Zeppelin September 4, 2009 at 11:47 am

Yeah, I did this. I admit to being a libtard who is so gay for Obama that I don’t realize that healthcare=Nazism. And 1,000 9/11s also.

The Church September 4, 2009 at 11:52 am


hobospacejunkie September 4, 2009 at 11:54 am

It’s still very early in California, and the fires, they are converging on Ken’s desert redoubt.

WhatTheHeck September 4, 2009 at 11:57 am

Obama wants me to be his Friend. Me and 300 million others. I guess I’m not special.

Scruffy_The_Janitor September 4, 2009 at 11:58 am

NO can do Obama…I only has Porn on my facebook site..

eclecticbrotha September 4, 2009 at 12:00 pm

Glad to know the Barackster has joined Facebook. ?Maybe he can join the Stop Obama group and entertain himself with the FailTroll racists that loiter over there…

Godot September 4, 2009 at 12:00 pm

Ken Layne is turning Wonkett into the laughing stock of Twitter.

AnnieGetYourFun September 4, 2009 at 12:04 pm

So I’m NOT the only one who drinks on the job.

proudgrampa September 4, 2009 at 12:10 pm

I’m not so sure wasting time with Facebook, Twitter, et. al., is such a good idea for the President. Eventually, he’s going to make a mistake and look like an idiot (the way Grassley already has).

god.was.stingy September 4, 2009 at 12:10 pm

How improper, Noam L., to fuck with Wonkette like this.

Come here a minute September 4, 2009 at 12:13 pm

Put on some underwear, Pope Cat.

Fox News Light September 4, 2009 at 12:17 pm

So…this is the second time I have seen this happen, where one guy writes pretty much the same story and posts it on the blog….

So using my special communist powers, I have deducted that you guys don’t even read each other works, which is totally not the socialist way of doing things.

Fix it.

Come here a minute September 4, 2009 at 12:18 pm

Bury the rag deep in your facebook, for now’s the time for your tears.

Fox News Light September 4, 2009 at 12:19 pm

Noam L:Ken Layne::Van Jones:Obama

Did i get my ::’s right?

PrairiePossum September 4, 2009 at 12:23 pm

If they won’t give the black Prez. their kids when they’re in school, he’ll kidnap them on Facebook.

slappypaddy September 4, 2009 at 12:32 pm

so reach the tentacles of the socialist overlord. stroke me, tentacle!

snideinplainsight September 4, 2009 at 12:32 pm

Boy, it really is kind of a meme!

SayItWithWookies September 4, 2009 at 12:34 pm

[re=402772]Fox News Light[/re]: No, silly, the west coast is three hours behind us. So Jim’s post hadn’t even shown up yet in California.

the problem child September 4, 2009 at 12:49 pm

Been there, done that.

trickyrick September 4, 2009 at 12:49 pm

I keep posting on Obamas facebook shit like:
Dont sell us out!
Dont make a secret deal with the drug dealers!
No mandates without a public option!

Everyone should do this so Rahm Emanuel(D corporate whore) gets the message.

Facebook friends forevah!

SnarkNotFark September 4, 2009 at 12:52 pm

ADD ME 4 Mafia Wars, plz!

snideinplainsight September 4, 2009 at 1:01 pm

Hey Ken maybe you could do a post about Cindy McCain later today!

ChernobylSoup v2 September 4, 2009 at 1:32 pm

SKS has been out for less than a week and the whole damn enterprise is falling apart.

Winsome September 4, 2009 at 1:42 pm

Am I the only one feeling resentful that SKS is now spending all her time amusing her baby instead of me?

TurdBlossom September 4, 2009 at 1:55 pm

Meh, Jim’s was funnier.

Come here a minute September 4, 2009 at 2:01 pm

[re=402973]TurdBlossom[/re]: But no alt-text.

Facebook down like the jack of hearts

Ken Layne September 4, 2009 at 2:06 pm

You’re all banned, and Jim is fired.

Paul Tardy September 4, 2009 at 2:27 pm

TV sucks, kids should not have to watch anything they cannot skip over with the slider bar on the bottom of the screen unless they are being rendered to Syria.

yargisbargis September 4, 2009 at 2:31 pm

[re=402991]Ken Layne[/re]: Banned! Good thing I didn’t post on this thread….oh no…

pink triangles September 4, 2009 at 2:34 pm

Just cold inter-warbloggin’ on a warblog, nice. I think that’s meta or something. Already done shots tho (celebrating Anti-Labor day!) so I could be wrong.

AbstinenceOnly Ed September 4, 2009 at 2:42 pm

I think Ken and Jim should know that it’s okay, and both of their posts equally suck.


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