Oh my god, you tool! But how could he have been encouraged by something he clearly never read? The crucial step — “If you agree, please post this as your status for the rest of the day” — goes ignored. IT WAS NEVER HIS STATUS. He clearly supports the mullahs in Iran over the students in Iran or whatever. Unless this thing is his “status”? Or is this just the “wall”? Was this a “Facebook Wall Meme” all along and no one reported it? Your editor signed up for this DAMN THING in early 2004, and it was just like, “click this button to be ‘friends’ with whatever idiot,” and nothing else, and it was only available to a few colleges, and now what?, Obama writes PORN on it about how weird he is. [Facebook]

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  • gurukalehuru

    Just wait till he gets on the Twitter. Hammer coming at you, NAIL.

  • Potater


  • 4tehlulz

    Only people that can afford health care should die.

  • Mild Midwesterner

    Become a fan of “Facebook has jumped the shark.”

  • liquiddaddy

    Nobody should strangle ducks in the park and sodomize their lifeless bodies in front of school children. If you agree please post this as your status for the rest of the day.

  • MingPicket

    OMG! I posted that yesterday.
    Obama must have read my profile.

  • MingPicket

    Obama is clearly facebook stalking me.

  • gradgrind

    Off-topic, sorta, but TODAY’S PEGGINGTON IS PURE GOLD! Apparently her panties no longer twist for this President of ours, which shoots his Grand Plans all to hell, because she can’t get excited about them.

    Ken, please, stop whatever else you’re doing for a long languid soak in Pegilla’s Syllabic Stew du jour. Our nation turns its lonely, bloodshot eyes to you.

  • Bypartizoa

    All I had to do was poke him.

  • TGY

    Memes can bite my ass.

  • Monsieur Grumpe
  • twowheeljunkie

    I thought Obama was a leader. Not a follower. :(

  • hobospacejunkie

    [re=402536]liquiddaddy[/re]: Roger Cohen wrote an op-ed in the NYT earlier in the week with one of his central metaphors being watching his butcher kill & prepare several ducklings for Cohen’s evil, carnivorous pleasure. He left out the sodomy.

  • P Drizzle

    Yeah I did it. And I deserved responses like this one:

    “We can keep soemone alive vitually indefinitely on life support. Should we? Why? Who should bear the cost?”

    I thought Republicans wanted to keep brain-dead patients plugged in to harvest their precious stem cells. I smell a Paultard.

  • Kingbee

    None of this post makes the least amount of sense to me, probably because I don’t use these various so-called face books. Although I was hit in the face by a book once. Note to self: Ask children to explain what Mr. Newell is saying here.

  • dijetlo

    His Jedi Mind control tricks know no bounds. Verily, he has given himself over to the darkside of the inter-tubes and shall shortly rename the Nation “Sith” and himself “Emperor Thereof”.
    At least, I hope so because I’d pay good money to watch him “Jedi Mind Choke” Charles Grassley on the floor of the Senate. Of course, once you give into the darkside, it takes over. How long before he makes Sarah Palin run buck-ass naked through the streets with a Peoples Republic if China flag wagging out of her backside? The temptation must be nigh unto overpowering, I’m sure.

    All hail our dusky overlord!

    Oh crap, he’s made me write that! It’s too late, we’re doomed!!!!111!!1

  • norbizness

    This post reminds me of the Abe Simpson-related newspaper headline: “Old Man Yells At Cloud.”

  • jasper f. krone

    [re=402547]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: “The mallard was still present at the site, calling ‘raeb-raeb’ and apparently looking for his victim (who, by then, was in the freezer). I don’t speak much Dutch (Ducktch?). Does that mean “rape-rape”?

  • snideinplainsight

    This reminds me of when Herbert Hoover IMed me about the Smoot-Hawley tariff act.

  • slithytoves

    [re=402554]Kingbee[/re]: Me too. And same goes for many of the comments. No wonder my students find Aristotle confusing.

  • ChernobylSoup v2

    Good lord. The wife, who’s the public relations director for our school district, just emailed to say the office is being bombarded with calls from worried parents, afraid their children are going to be forced to watch the dark skinned president next week on the tevee.

  • Cape Clod

    I didn’t go for it. I just posted in my status yesterday that “No one should be forced to drink vodka out of their co-workers butt.”

  • widget09

    Barrack is a firm believer in social darwinism, survival of the fittest. Unfortunatly, those most deserving of death are filthy rich (Limbaugh, Beck, Ayers, Ham-hand, Murdock. Ted Kennedy is spinning in his grave.

  • trickyrick

    I replied to Obama on this facebook post: ‘No elected official should make secret deals with giant drug and insurance corporations behind our back that damage the public interest in gaining universal and affordable health care’.

    mea culpa

  • liquiddaddy

    [re=402547]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I was actually mindful of a case of this in Houston’s Hermann Park that happened at the reflection pond near the kiddie train. But the case history you cited is fascinating. I direct you to the study of meth-fueled homosexual orgies among dung beetles from the Universit√§ten Schulen um Stuttgart.

    Also, Mr. Junkie, Richard Cohen fucks live goats.

  • Katydid

    [re=402547]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: OK, I demand (am afraid) to know what terms you were googling when you chanced upon that little gem, and why. What are you, some kind of sick voyeuristic veterinarian? Or did you have some new strange disease to treat?

    As far as the rest of you go, why am I the only Wonketteer who’s disturbed that MG had ready access to an article about ducks raping dead ducks? Duck rape would be bad enough. Similarly, duck necrophilia. Together, they’re just beyond the pale of what quack-quacks should be doing.

    You know what, Monsieur Grumpe? Just never mind. I don’t think I want to know what you were up to.

  • Monsieur Grumpe


    It came from the Ig-Nobel awards. The paper was a winner in Biology in 2003. I never forgot.

    The award show is a hoot. Catch it on NPR Science Friday.

  • hobospacejunkie

    [re=402591]liquiddaddy[/re]: Richard Cohen may well fuck live goats. He seemed to take an inordinate amount of pleasure in describing the deaths of baby ducks for his culinary pleasure.

  • Meaux

    [re=402547]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: The fact that someone can make a duck-based necrophilia joke and someone else instantly has a citation for research on that subject makes me deeply grateful to be a lurker in the Wonkette community. You guys! You had me at Ducktch.

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    I’m so proud! Hear that Katydid?

  • SnarkNotFark

    ADD ME for Mafia Wars, plz.

  • liquiddaddy

    [re=402726]hobospacejunkie[/re]: And yet he says he just HATES torture, (a little).

  • marc

    That’s not true i thik those ho can afford they die more……..

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