Wonkette
We’ve got three (3) copies of bestselling author Lisa Tucker’s crazily well-reviewed new novel, The Promised World, available as special Wonkette Prizes for three readers who solve the Puzzle of Weirdness. UPDATE: WE HAVE WINNERS, NO MORE EMAILS PLEASE!
1) There is no Puzzle of Weirdness.
2) The first three Wonkette readers who email us with the subject line “THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A PUZZLE OF WEIRDNESS” and their name/mailing address in the email body and a little note at the end consisting of a single lyric from a 20th Century jazz standard will receive a copy of The Promised World.
3) There is no No. 3.
What’s jazz?
Does Hello Dolly count as a jazz song because Louis Armstrong sang it?
Does the book have lots of pictures?
Monsieur Grumpe: Yes, of homosexual duck rape.
Dark Side of the Moon is more digestable for us illiterate morans.
jodyleek: So long as it’s not homosexual duckling rape & murder we’re good.
S.Luggo: It’s all that.
hobospacejunkie: There you go, spoiling the ending for everyone.
Trampopoline!
I’ll wait for the movie. thx.
Damn. I wish I could read. (Not really.)
OK, have you gotten the three yet? Because I think this is a contest where I might actually have a chance.
Jazz is fer terrists. Real ‘Mericans listen to Lee Greenwood.
Godammit, I never win anything. I just *know* I’m too late, but I sent one anyway. I finished the one about the hermaphrodite child of two generations of incest and his/her voyage of self-discovery via peep shows and the Berlin subway system, and now I need some new smut. Please let me win one: my life is empty and meaningless.
PS, why isn’t intern editor Juli writing this? Isn’t she the literary one?
jodyleek: So, is there a coffee table version that omits the words. Cuz I got ten bucks.
And why can’t I get the strikeout tag to work? See? Empty and meaningless.