MoveOn.org Librul Monster Bites Off Old Man's Pinky At Town Hall

We've been waiting to write a headline like that for years! People are now EATING EACH OTHERS' DIGITS over health care reform and other pieces of legislation and whatever that none of them probably understand.

This is in Thousand Oaks, California, which we thought was on fire or something...?? Here's a weird way to introduce things:

About 100 protesters sponsored by MoveOn.org were having a rally supporting health care reform. A group of anti-health care reform protesters formed across the street.

Is it accurate to label people who go to town halls "supporting health care reform" as "protesters?" They are just happy-happies! No, not that either. They are wacky monsters from the Internet, just like you and me.

Anyway.America on Wednesday, September 2, 2009:

About 100 protesters sponsored by MoveOn.org were having a rally supporting health care reform. A group of anti-health care reform protesters formed across the street.

A witness from the scene says a man was walking through the anti-reform group to get to the pro-reform side when he got into an altercation with the 65-year-old, who opposes health care reform.

The 65-year-old was apparently aggressive and hit the other man, who then retaliated by biting off his attacker's pinky, according to Karoli from DrumsnWhistles.

The man took his finger and walked to Los Robles hospital for treatment.

We don't know what "Karoli from DrumsnWhistles" means, either, and we're not googling it. You should not google it either! One must preserve the mythology of this whole thing, when possible.

 Man's Finger Bitten Off in Scuffle at Health Care Rally [KTLA]