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What is this? WHAT IS THIS? Oh, right, it’s this … which is no explanation at all.
UPDATE: The blogger pursued in the video posted above, Matt Naugle, has posted his own shocking video, from his view, and it’s not quite as disturbing because it’s not just a single David Lynch-esque shot of some guy trying to avoid some other guy, but still, in the interest of whatever (objects? subjectivity? fair and balanced?) we shall post this one, too:
Bloggers in Ohio are apparently having constant WARS with each other, involving these FLIP-brand video cameras. This is why no president has become president of Earth or the Moon, ever, in History, without winning Ohio.
Do not make fun of George Clooney’s reatarted brother.
Nice haircut, Beav. (Ya goofy kid ya.)
Matt needs to start using Propecia.
I support death panels for Ohio.
If that boy tries to hold all that stupid inside a him for too much longer, he gonna splode,
It’s the only way to be sure.
does he know that little force-field generator he was holding up doesn’t work very well?
It’s Halloween already!?
There is a man who gets more ass than a toilet seat.
matt looks like he has the Downs
Naugle: a loathsome troll which tries to talk its way into your sleeping bag at summer camp.
Can somebody please describe the contents of this video for me? I can’t watch the Youtubes at work, and neither the Kos page nor the (shudder) Youtube comments provide any kind of summary. I want to suffer and/or rejoice with my brethren.
Ohio is just North Georgia.
Those eyes. They are the eyes of a deranged shooter, folks. He sees people only as targets. Mark my words, Matt has plans.
Surveillance for Trig.
The fuck?
Gopherit: seriously he does. are we supposed to tease him? he has downs. don’t tease the downs kids.
Anybody else getting a trojan message every time they make a page turn?
Wow, he looks like the etalon of Stupid…
I bet he plays a mean pinball.
Naugle, hide!
bowl cut?
This is all just LARPing to him, isn’t it?
Extemporanus: Where’s Dildo?
That was no camera, I think he was Tazing himself gently
Wish the ambusher had asked a simple question of the pudgy smirker: “Hey Matt, remember Junior High?”
Then panned down to the dark, growing stain on the front of Naugle’s pants.
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da,
Life goes on, bra
La la how the life goes on
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da
Life goes on, bra
La la how the life goes on
Now I want to see the video Matt Naugle took.
Back off of Matt. He was fantastic on “Life Goes On.”
Please be assured - this man is the top Republican blogger in Ohio. He gets quoted in newspapers.
How exactly does he get quoted in newspapers? “Blogger Matt Naugle said earlier today, (Grunting and sounds of rocks being banged together).”
So is the trig dude a troll at a healthcare rally and some dude is trying to call him out on it, and he is filming back? Is that what this is?
Too clever by half, his plan went awry when they saw through his disguise as “Austin Powers” Fat Bastard.
Naugle is a local wingnut who was kicked out of College Republicans for being too extremist. He also worked for Ken Blackwell’s campaign as a deputy communications director.
Maxine of Arc: You know how we tease the RedStaters for living in their mom’s basement and spending all their time eating doritos and playing “World of Warcraft”??….well there’s this, um, man-child-person walking around a health care rally and giving everyone the creeps with his “your head will look so good with a hole in it” glare.
Is that our favorite troll on2u???
wow, on his blog, he sounds sort of human.
e.g. “I had some great lines and jokes for the Huffington Post reporter who spotted me, so I’m curious to see what she writes, if anything.”
RoscoePColtraine: I knew he looked familiar. He was that guy in Full Metal Jacket, right?
I had no idea Peter Lorre had a grandson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV0MKP0wyak&feature=related
Crank Tango: Magical Realism. Matt’s the new Garcia Marquez.
I want my 29 seconds back.
Weird. The “crazed” description is a definite exaggeration. He didn’t say a word. Is this guy famous or something - how did the guy who was yelling his name know his name in the first place? Plus it appears Matt was holding a pro health care sign - just wondering around with a camera - perhaps he was hoping to see some action. Looked staged to me. Non news. JMO
What the hell is this? The Hills of Eyes 3?
RoscoePColtraine:
Bingo… See above comment.
“The Hills have Eyes 3 : Wake up Sheeple”
on2u: HaHa…he did look semi-normal to you, didn’t he buddy?
on2u: Hey dude, tell your mom that if she uses a smaller bowl, we’ll be able to see your dreamy eyes better.
He is just the normal garden variety conservative retard. I looked at his blog site for teh lulz.
on2u: I bet you think Michelle Bachmann has dreamy eyes, too, right?
american mutt: Given some of the nasty, totally made up shit he spouts about people on his blog, I really am not having a whole lot of sympathy for him. So he looks stupid and is willfully stupid as well. That is not exactly something to feel a lot of pity over.
on2u: is on2u short for “on2uagainstyourwill”?
The boys at ArmorGroup North America guarding the US Embassy in Kabul really enjoy making videos. Matt should see if they’re hiring. He looks like he’d fit in with that crowd real well.
on2u: Hahahaha ..you like that?
Here’s a whole slew of youz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKBa9K_vAm8
tissue …. i can’t get tissue! HITLER!! my sandals are not worn out!! MARXIST!! I love my 19 ” …its paid for . SOCIALIST!
Oh, its all real, brotha.
He seems thin-skinned. But I am still considering ordering that Nauglehyde lounger. So what if he doesn’t wear well…
SayItWithWookies: Wingnut blogging: So easy a caveman can do it.
Maybe we can convince Matt to run for Ted Kennedy’s seat.
El Pinche: I like how one guy in that video says something along the lines of this thing (meaning health care) will lead to nothing but fascism, but he says it while holding up the constitution, so it seems like he means the constitution will lead to fascism.
He looks young enough to be in the service to me. Sure, he’s got a few extra pounds, but that’s what drill instructors are for!
Should we do him a favor and point some recruiters at his address and phone number?
I don’t really care about the one guy being a blogger and the other guy being a blogger or whatever, this just struck me as being some secret outtake from “Twin Peaks” or “Blue Velvet.”
Servo: My thoughts exactly. That camera is just a substitute for what he *really* wants in his hand. Not his dick….I’m sure he’s got that one down pat, so to speak.
This kid speaks to me and I wish to subscribe to his newsletter.
Ken Layne: Not enough midgets.
Matt Naugle went to all the trouble of bringing you MP3 recordings on his iPod of the voices in his head, and all you can do is ask silly questions.
When Matt goes over the edge, stuffs a stick of dynamite up his arse, and blows off the tip of the LeVeque Tower, you have no one to blame but yourself.
Now don’t tease. It was sweet of him to show up to support health care reform, even if his lazy eye problem makes reading the buttons on his phone difficult.
I can’t remember which comedian said this but he said you KNOW earth is like the Alabama of the universe. Aliens are all “oh GOD don’t stop there, NOT EVEN FOR GAS, seriously, just KEEP GOING.”
Baby Huey up there is one reason why.
So which one is Dennis Hopper shouting “you fucking fuck!”?
hobospacejunkie: Rahm Emmanuel, obv.
That’s Huckabee’s Dog Strangling Son, isn’t it?
Kinda crass of him to be glazing fondly of those archived photos of Old Fido swinging the breeze, and not sharing.
on2u: We’re just kidding. You’re not a retard like that guy.
You’re super retard. “Look at my mussles!!!! like capetalism !! Aarrggg”
Werefrog: The USS Constitution , maybe he meant some new military air craft carrier.??
You have to love the “Oh shit, a camera” look at 0:03-0:05. He looks like he just got caught coming out of the local porn shop with a copy of “Barely Legal Cream-pie Honeys” or “Boykakke” or something.
Obviously; Matt is cruising for a little “wide stance” action…
Why has Huffington Post not mentioned the harassment of the poor down syndrome man at this health care event?
Tommmcatt: Wow, has the new issue come out yet?
badmuthagoose: Bill Hicks
on2u: Dood, here’s a tip - look into the eyes, they are the window of the soul.
i bet if more people in ohio knew what he looked like he might loose some influence.
lose, even.
Sometimes people just don’t get quite the full allotment of genetic material. Think of it as the Free Market of Natural Selection.
97X, bam! The future of rock ‘n’ roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock ‘n’ roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock ‘n’ roll…
Barry dont windsurf: Something about Ken Blackwell hiring a medium functioning autistic person to be “deputy” communications director hits my sweet spot. Presumably the actual Communications Director had mental issues that were not genetically predetermined.
Huh. That’s the weirdo who, inexplicably, started following me on Twitter a few weeks ago. I thought it was odd because I had no idea who this guy was and I almost never use Twitter, as it is an abomination.
Oh, dear. He’s not really our buddy.
My favorite part is on his blog where he outs a gay democrat supporter and then says people should leave him alone because his sexuality isn’t an issue.
This is why high school bullying should be taken more seriously. They turn into this guy.
Damn - can’t even say the lights are on but nobody’s home with this one. His Clapper just doesn’t CLAP ON at all.
This, folks, is why you shouldn’t marry your sister just like dad & grandpa did, no matter how purty her mouth is.
Isn’t that the Secretary of State from Idiocracy?
“Healh Care Rationing From Planet Bama.”
The next Chuck Grassley creation. Check your local listings.
This is the worst porn I have ever seen.
on2u: Yes, he’s a “plant”. He’s such a “plant” he has his own blog called “Right Ohio”. A blog he even updated in reference to this very video. I googled him to make sure I wasn’t mocking an actual retarded person.
Face it, the people on the side you are championing are fucking loons. Loony loony loons.
BTW, he also thinks that Sherrod Brown is some kind of ultra-left agitator. Hee-hee. Sherrod Brown! And he gets taken seriously by conservatives in Ohio, and used as a conservative source for newspaper articles. Egads.
Just when I had started to think of Aspergers as charming and attractive.
Matt Naugle Has Never Had Sex
Is Matt Naugle the guy who played Corky Thacher on the tv show Life Goes On?
WTF?
Someone place a want ad on Craig’s List for Matt’s missing chromosome.
That’s….disturbing. The guy really does look like he’s got Downes. And he get’s quoted in newspapers? God. That’s even more disturbing.
the Corkster!
Mel Gibson has a son?