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ENHANCED TORTURE TECHNIQUES

How Dare Ye Speak Of A Former Vice President So Rudely, You DNC Vulgarians

by Jim Newell

3:15 pm September 2, 2009

Well look at this! The DNC has made the decision to go out of its way, now, to engage Dick Cheney and his cartoonish teevee babble about murder and blood and global sadness. Maybe now that the mighty DNC has spoken up, teevee anchors will be too scared to bring Dick Cheney on their shows to tell his lies! This is how things work, on television. [Greg Sargent]

{ 54 comments }

user-of-owls September 2, 2009 at 3:18 pm

Oh yes, I’m sure this will end well. *headslap*

GreatOldOnesParty September 2, 2009 at 3:20 pm

send Cheney to the Death Panels!

He’s outlived his usefulness to society and must be made into mulch like everyone else’s grampa.

proudgrampa September 2, 2009 at 3:23 pm

[re=401042]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]: Hey, careful!

Gopherit September 2, 2009 at 3:24 pm

Next from the DNC: The sky is blue!

SayItWithWookies September 2, 2009 at 3:26 pm

Shame on the Democrats for playing politics with torture.

Nerdalicious September 2, 2009 at 3:27 pm

Holy Crap, anyone who can come off more evil than Sonny Boy Georgie, Rove, Rumsfeld & Co. is off the charts uber evil.

Canmon (the Inadequate) September 2, 2009 at 3:27 pm

Why is the DNC picking on the defenseless old man? What has he done to deserve this?

norbizness September 2, 2009 at 3:28 pm

The day he stops getting invited on Fox News to spew fascist nonsense is the day he goes to OCP and has his brain placed in a cyborg body.

kapish September 2, 2009 at 3:31 pm

Okay, but they should have made it feature length.

loudensspam September 2, 2009 at 3:32 pm

Dick’s got one foot in the grave. Liz is the truth-stretching, lie-telling, fear-mongering Cheney you should be worried about.

My prediction – (Liz) Cheney/Gingrich Ticket for 2012 – where American will be able to break through that glass cieling, once and for all.

dum librul September 2, 2009 at 3:35 pm

[re=401042]GreatOldOnesParty[/re]:
1) The death panels would not survive such an encounter.

2) Mulch where nothing will ever grow again. Even after the big crunch/eternal return stuff.

Scruffy_The_Janitor September 2, 2009 at 3:36 pm

Who is this Chaney you speak of??? and why are his glasses not leveled?

memzilla September 2, 2009 at 3:36 pm

But if Cheneys are outlawed, only outlaws will have Cheneys.

bureaucrap September 2, 2009 at 3:36 pm

Cheney has already sent orders through his loyal Pentagon people to begin carpet bombing the DNC.

Nerdalicious September 2, 2009 at 3:38 pm

Prez is addressing a joint session of congress the day after Labor Day about Health Reform. This is really a huge mess. Several outlets are repeatedly reporting he is also dropping the public option (again) At least 100 Dems in Congress will not vote for bill without public option. Nice tribute to Ted Kennedy sneaking this nonsense thru then naming the bill after him. Shame Shame Shame

Quasi September 2, 2009 at 3:41 pm

I’ve spent my entire life being lied to by some Republican named Dick, and I’m too old to be able to quit now.

But if anyone has a couple of anti bullshit dependency patches, I’d like to give them a whirl.

the bf September 2, 2009 at 3:43 pm

This nice little DNC video is all well and good, but will it ever make it onto the “teevee”, the one real americans watch?

Nerdalicious September 2, 2009 at 3:44 pm

There is nothing he can say on Monday to appease the Progressives if he drops the public option. Nothing.

user-of-owls September 2, 2009 at 3:51 pm

[re=401073]Quasi[/re]: I’ve spent my entire life being lied to by some Republican named Dick

So Eisenhower’s campaign slogan was actually “I Like Dick”?

user-of-owls September 2, 2009 at 3:52 pm

[re=401078]Nerdalicious[/re]: Do you enjoy these chats you have with yourself?

Guppy06 September 2, 2009 at 3:55 pm

Instead of making some half-assed TV spot, how about finding some leadership that has actual testicles?

Oh, wait, these are the Democrats…

trickyrick September 2, 2009 at 3:59 pm

I say lets waterboard Cheney and then decide. waterboarding…torture? not torture?.
Only Dick will be able to tell us the truth.

Nerdalicious September 2, 2009 at 3:59 pm

[re=401089]user-of-owls[/re]:
Yes I fucking well do how about yours asswipe?

Nerdalicious September 2, 2009 at 4:03 pm

[re=401087]user-of-owls[/re]:
“So Eisenhower’s campaign slogan was actually “I Like Dick”?”
So classy, is this how they talk at the trailer park hoe down?

Larry Fine September 2, 2009 at 4:03 pm

The DNC forgot to mention in its little film that Dick Cheney shot that guy in the face on that hunting trip.

Humpback September 2, 2009 at 4:05 pm

Cheney/Torquemada 2012!

V572625694 September 2, 2009 at 4:06 pm

[re=401098]Nerdalicious[/re]: [re=401089]user-of-owls[/re]: Can’t we all just get along?

Scruffy_The_Janitor September 2, 2009 at 4:08 pm

fight! fight! fight! …I got $5 on the owl…

Nerdalicious September 2, 2009 at 4:09 pm

[re=401106]V572625694[/re]:
Hi, I agree with you completely but check the thread & see who started this nonsense, & who needs to get a life. I never attack anyone here, not even Neilist.

Come here a minute September 2, 2009 at 4:12 pm

Dick Cheney is the best.

Come here a minute September 2, 2009 at 4:12 pm

Get a BRAIN, moran.

Come here a minute September 2, 2009 at 4:14 pm

[re=401111]Come here a minute[/re]: You are an asshole. Fuck you.

Come here a minute September 2, 2009 at 4:17 pm

[re=401112]Come here a minute[/re]: No, fuck you.

Suds McKenzie September 2, 2009 at 4:22 pm

Somewhere, Chris Wallace is sobbing in the corner of a padded room.

user-of-owls September 2, 2009 at 4:26 pm

[re=401108]Nerdalicious[/re]: Right up front: sorry. I meant the crack in a “smart alecky” sort of way, but it obviously came out in an “assholey” way. So, again: I apologize. I don’t apologize that “you took it the wrong way”, but in the actual “sorry I did that” way.

p.s. Oh, and apologies to Scruffy too. I owe you a fiver.

Jim89048 September 2, 2009 at 4:30 pm

[re=401110]Come here a minute[/re]: That’s how it always starts…

Scruffy_The_Janitor September 2, 2009 at 4:34 pm

It’s ok owl..you can make it up to me in other ways…
and by other ways I do mean in sexual positions..

user-of-owls September 2, 2009 at 4:35 pm

[re=401139]Scruffy_The_Janitor[/re]: One Fecaltini coming right up!

Nerdalicious September 2, 2009 at 4:36 pm

[re=401126]user-of-owls[/re]:
Something you don’t even know: For some reason, I can’t see embedded videos for the last few days on my computer (I’m trying to fix this tonight) so on some of these I just wing it, without being able to see the videos. That aside. I am not an “attacker”. This is pure fun. I don’t even attack Neilist or any of that ilk. The joint session Monday is big news & will most likely be blogged live here. So, it is very timely. I was just passing that info along. I had a bad accident this summer, & I am recuperating & just trying to keep up with things. Anyway, meh whatever. I accept your apology of course, but really read again what you wrote to me out of the blue.

slappypaddy September 2, 2009 at 4:38 pm

y’all demmer crats better run, he put a fresh battery in his pacemaker and he’s got his shotgun. duck!

i mean, pull!

Min September 2, 2009 at 4:41 pm

Torture is wrong. Who the hell cares if it works or not?

NYNYNY September 2, 2009 at 4:42 pm

Dick Cheney,
Do not fuck off gently into that dark night,
just fuck off.

Scruffy_The_Janitor September 2, 2009 at 4:43 pm

owl: shaken, not stirred….two olives please…

user-of-owls September 2, 2009 at 4:48 pm

[re=401156]Scruffy_The_Janitor[/re]: two olives please

Pre-digested ok?

slappypaddy September 2, 2009 at 5:24 pm

[re=401143]Nerdalicious[/re]: recuperation v. things? recuperation wins every time. things will stagger along in their maddening way whilst you recuperate. we’ll keep a light on for you, and won’t forget to feed the snark.

nice hair.

geminisunmars September 2, 2009 at 5:37 pm

[re=401143]Nerdalicious[/re]: A snarkilicious recuperation to you. Laughter being the best medicine, after overthrowing the forces of evil, of course.

gurukalehuru September 2, 2009 at 5:37 pm

The DNC are such fucking pussies its embarrassing. Wrong? Wrong? Try psychopathic,genocidal, delusional, paranoid war monger then, psychopath, genocidal, delusional, paranoid war monger now. Fixed.

Nerdalicious September 2, 2009 at 5:43 pm

[re=401195]slappypaddy[/re]:
Did ya read my book? “The Governor”? Please read so I can feed the poors & sicks I stole from in the great state of Lincoln (insert poem, Ghandi reference)
Thanks :)

Nerdalicious September 2, 2009 at 5:46 pm

[re=401232]geminisunmars[/re]:
Thanks Friends :) . As I always say, you all crack me up a lot. So, yes, that’s why me & my blabbering hang around.

Accordion-o-rama September 2, 2009 at 7:27 pm

Ha, ha.

Shoot ‘em, Dick!

GreatOldOnesParty September 2, 2009 at 10:10 pm

[re=401098]Nerdalicious[/re]: No, that’s how we talk on the Wonkette.

DoctorCulturae September 2, 2009 at 10:27 pm

Sorry Dems, ad fail. Since when has ‘wrong’ been deemed a problem for wingnuts? Pitiful Dems, still fighting yesteryears battles.

Consensus and logic are great for determining policy and education, but governing means leading with your private parts and weathering the inevitable storm. Isn’t it interesting Bill & Hill have gone quiet lately?

ez September 3, 2009 at 7:37 am

” I don’t even attack Neilist or any of that ilk”

Oh sweet irony…ilk?

widget09 September 3, 2009 at 9:27 am

I think he may be Joe the Dipshit’s illegitimate son.

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