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Well look at this! The DNC has made the decision to go out of its way, now, to engage Dick Cheney and his cartoonish teevee babble about murder and blood and global sadness. Maybe now that the mighty DNC has spoken up, teevee anchors will be too scared to bring Dick Cheney on their shows to tell his lies! This is how things work, on television. [Greg Sargent]
Oh yes, I’m sure this will end well. *headslap*
send Cheney to the Death Panels!
He’s outlived his usefulness to society and must be made into mulch like everyone else’s grampa.
GreatOldOnesParty: Hey, careful!
Next from the DNC: The sky is blue!
Shame on the Democrats for playing politics with torture.
Holy Crap, anyone who can come off more evil than Sonny Boy Georgie, Rove, Rumsfeld & Co. is off the charts uber evil.
Why is the DNC picking on the defenseless old man? What has he done to deserve this?
The day he stops getting invited on Fox News to spew fascist nonsense is the day he goes to OCP and has his brain placed in a cyborg body.
Okay, but they should have made it feature length.
Dick’s got one foot in the grave. Liz is the truth-stretching, lie-telling, fear-mongering Cheney you should be worried about.
My prediction - (Liz) Cheney/Gingrich Ticket for 2012 - where American will be able to break through that glass cieling, once and for all.
GreatOldOnesParty:
1) The death panels would not survive such an encounter.
2) Mulch where nothing will ever grow again. Even after the big crunch/eternal return stuff.
Who is this Chaney you speak of??? and why are his glasses not leveled?
But if Cheneys are outlawed, only outlaws will have Cheneys.
Cheney has already sent orders through his loyal Pentagon people to begin carpet bombing the DNC.
Prez is addressing a joint session of congress the day after Labor Day about Health Reform. This is really a huge mess. Several outlets are repeatedly reporting he is also dropping the public option (again) At least 100 Dems in Congress will not vote for bill without public option. Nice tribute to Ted Kennedy sneaking this nonsense thru then naming the bill after him. Shame Shame Shame
I’ve spent my entire life being lied to by some Republican named Dick, and I’m too old to be able to quit now.
But if anyone has a couple of anti bullshit dependency patches, I’d like to give them a whirl.
This nice little DNC video is all well and good, but will it ever make it onto the “teevee”, the one real americans watch?
There is nothing he can say on Monday to appease the Progressives if he drops the public option. Nothing.
Quasi: I’ve spent my entire life being lied to by some Republican named Dick
So Eisenhower’s campaign slogan was actually “I Like Dick”?
Nerdalicious: Do you enjoy these chats you have with yourself?
Instead of making some half-assed TV spot, how about finding some leadership that has actual testicles?
Oh, wait, these are the Democrats…
I say lets waterboard Cheney and then decide. waterboarding…torture? not torture?.
Only Dick will be able to tell us the truth.
user-of-owls:
Yes I fucking well do how about yours asswipe?
user-of-owls:
“So Eisenhower’s campaign slogan was actually “I Like Dick”?”
So classy, is this how they talk at the trailer park hoe down?
The DNC forgot to mention in its little film that Dick Cheney shot that guy in the face on that hunting trip.
Cheney/Torquemada 2012!
Nerdalicious: user-of-owls: Can’t we all just get along?
fight! fight! fight! …I got $5 on the owl…
V572625694:
Hi, I agree with you completely but check the thread & see who started this nonsense, & who needs to get a life. I never attack anyone here, not even Neilist.
Dick Cheney is the best.
Get a BRAIN, moran.
Come here a minute: You are an asshole. Fuck you.
Come here a minute: No, fuck you.
Somewhere, Chris Wallace is sobbing in the corner of a padded room.
Nerdalicious: Right up front: sorry. I meant the crack in a “smart alecky” sort of way, but it obviously came out in an “assholey” way. So, again: I apologize. I don’t apologize that “you took it the wrong way”, but in the actual “sorry I did that” way.
p.s. Oh, and apologies to Scruffy too. I owe you a fiver.
Come here a minute: That’s how it always starts…
It’s ok owl..you can make it up to me in other ways…
and by other ways I do mean in sexual positions..
Scruffy_The_Janitor: One Fecaltini coming right up!
user-of-owls:
Something you don’t even know: For some reason, I can’t see embedded videos for the last few days on my computer (I’m trying to fix this tonight) so on some of these I just wing it, without being able to see the videos. That aside. I am not an “attacker”. This is pure fun. I don’t even attack Neilist or any of that ilk. The joint session Monday is big news & will most likely be blogged live here. So, it is very timely. I was just passing that info along. I had a bad accident this summer, & I am recuperating & just trying to keep up with things. Anyway, meh whatever. I accept your apology of course, but really read again what you wrote to me out of the blue.
y’all demmer crats better run, he put a fresh battery in his pacemaker and he’s got his shotgun. duck!
i mean, pull!
Torture is wrong. Who the hell cares if it works or not?
Dick Cheney,
Do not fuck off gently into that dark night,
just fuck off.
owl: shaken, not stirred….two olives please…
Scruffy_The_Janitor: two olives please
Pre-digested ok?
Nerdalicious: recuperation v. things? recuperation wins every time. things will stagger along in their maddening way whilst you recuperate. we’ll keep a light on for you, and won’t forget to feed the snark.
nice hair.
Nerdalicious: A snarkilicious recuperation to you. Laughter being the best medicine, after overthrowing the forces of evil, of course.
The DNC are such fucking pussies its embarrassing. Wrong? Wrong? Try psychopathic,genocidal, delusional, paranoid war monger then, psychopath, genocidal, delusional, paranoid war monger now. Fixed.
slappypaddy:
Did ya read my book? “The Governor”? Please read so I can feed the poors & sicks I stole from in the great state of Lincoln (insert poem, Ghandi reference)
Thanks
geminisunmars:
Thanks Friends :). As I always say, you all crack me up a lot. So, yes, that’s why me & my blabbering hang around.
Ha, ha.
Shoot ‘em, Dick!
Nerdalicious: No, that’s how we talk on the Wonkette.
Sorry Dems, ad fail. Since when has ‘wrong’ been deemed a problem for wingnuts? Pitiful Dems, still fighting yesteryears battles.
Consensus and logic are great for determining policy and education, but governing means leading with your private parts and weathering the inevitable storm. Isn’t it interesting Bill & Hill have gone quiet lately?
” I don’t even attack Neilist or any of that ilk”
Oh sweet irony…ilk?
I think he may be Joe the Dipshit’s illegitimate son.