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The Blackwater news was, what, two years ago now, and we’re still inexplicably allowing these creepy private security companies to not only take the helm “guarding” major war zones, but to do so without *any* military supervision or need to adhere to basic laws or standards of conduct? Well THANK GOD this is the case, because the private sector works better, always, everywhere, and creates incentives for profit-minded companies to compete in the booming “who can act most retardedly and embarrassingly and illegally in a war zone” market. At the end of the day, it’s savings for the American consumer! No — scratch that: At the end of the day, it’s naked, fat contractor slobs, supposedly protecting the U.S. Embassy in Kabul, but really just drinking poop-filtered cheap vodka and chips with dip, the dip being poop, from each other’s unwiped assholes.
Poop, that is!
The independent Project on Goverment Oversight (POGO!) released a report yesterday detailing the curious behaviors of private security guards from the company [sigh] “ArmorGroup North America” tasked with protecting the U.S. Embassy in Kabul, which is kind of an important building these days. POGO immediately sent this report to the State Department with a note saying, hey Hillary Clinton, just fyi, you should know that those people you’re paying $180 million to guard your most important building in America’s newest most important war zone are psychotic naked rapey retarded poop-eaters:
The report highlighted occasions when guards brought women believed to be prostitutes into Camp Sullivan and videotaped themselves drinking and partially undressed.
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In one incident in May, the report says, more than a dozen guards took weapons, night vision goggles and other key equipment and engaged in an unauthorized “cowboy” mission in Kabul, leaving the embassy “largely night blind,” POGO wrote in the letter to Clinton. The guards dressed in Afghan tunics and scarves in violation of contract rules, and hid in abandoned buildings in a reconnaissance mission that was not part of their training or duties. Later, two heads of the guard force, Werner Ilic and Jimmy Lemon, issued a “letter of recognition” praising the men for “conspicuous intrepidity” with the State Department logo on the letterhead.
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The report said supervisors held near-weekly parties in which they urinated on themselves and others, drank vodka poured off each other’s exposed buttocks, fondled and kissed one another and gallivanted around virtually nude. Photos and video of the escapades were released with the POGO investigation.
(Ha ha, the Washington Post writer used the word “gallivanted” in this context.)
Gawker has many more vulgar photos of these fat ugly retarded rapey naked gun-stealing vigilante poop-ivore zombie demon fucks whom your government pays $180 million to guard its embassy in Afghanistan, where the U.S. seeks to win the hearts and minds of a population by showing off inspirational examples of the sort of personal self-enlightenment that can only blossom in Western-style capitalist democracies, etc.
Report Details Misbehavior by Kabul Embassy Guards [WP]
Our Embassy in Afghanistan Is Guarded by Sexually Confused Frat Boys [Gawker]
Funny, they just glossed over all this stuff in “Paul Blart: Mall Cop.”
Don’t ask, don’t tell……….AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE DON’T TAKE PICTURES!!
Yikes! That picture is not work-safe! Which is the same thing you could say about Blackwater.
So, um . . . is this a step forward for gay rights?
Sounds like a typical day on our wonkette. What’s the problem again?
This is making me hungry. Is it lunchtime yet?
“Next on Guards Gone Wild Vol 6: MORE POOP PLEASE!!”
Kabul, yeah, right! Looks more like South Carolina to me.
In 2009 a crack (ass) security team was sent to Afghanistan by a bitter oldz lady to piss in each other anuses and other homoerotic activities. These photos and allegations promptly escaped from a maximum corporate bureaucratic lockdown to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still inexplicably kept on by the government, they still work as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you want to make it worse, maybe you can hire Whacka-nutt.
Is this why muslims don’t drink alcohol?
These private guard jobs look like fun and they pay well. How can I apply? Also, I wouldn’t mind shooting a few towel heads, if possible.
I was so hoping when President Obama was elected that I would be getting more tail than fundamentalist pornographers and psychopathic gun-toting neanderthals. This is not the change I was hoping for.
Wow — talk about a christian fundamentalist dilemma: On the one hand, they are the vanguard of our crusade to christianize the heathen godless muslins (allah doesn’t count); on the other hand, they regularly engage in (simulated?) gay sex.
This looks like any given Tuesday afternoon in southeast Kentucky.
So POGO basically said: “We have met the enemy and he is us”?
Where do I sign up??
I suppose we should rejoice that our military is hiring only gay contractors. Progress!
The more I think about it, isn’t this exactly what our greatest generation did across Europe pushing those Nazi bastards back to Berlin? USA! USA!
Imagine what they are gonna do when they get to Vegas!
They’re just practicing in the photo. Later, one will play the banjo, while another makes a detainee squeal like a pig!
I dunno. The pictures just don’t live up to the their description. You’d think drinking vodka out of an anus would be sexier, somehow.
the problem child: Looks like the antics of my first year in Uni - except we knew not to take any bloody pix of the scene…
bureaucrap: Onward Christian soldiers?….
This is so GAY!! And not in the hot sexy Brokeback Mountain way either.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
USA! USA! USA!
Drinking vodka out of each others anuses? Who even thinks of shit like that? And why can’t I type “anuses” without giggling? Is it “ani” plural?
This is like Morning Joseph with Mika wandering into the wrong room in a frat house.
So now we at least know the contractors read Wonkette. All part of a subtle plan to get their names published on our beloved site.
I always wondered why vodka tasted like ass. Now I know.
Prommie:
“Imagine what they are gonna do when they get to Vegas!”
Whatever happens in Kabul, stays in Kabul. Oops!
OK, I can’t even top this Shaudenfreude from gay progressive blogger John Aravosis:
Afghanistdaaaaaaaammmmnnnn.
Is there anything more disappointing than when “women beloved to be prostitutes” turn out not to be prostitutes?
Oh yeah, when “prostitutes believe to be women” turn out to be not so.
Never mind!
Clearly comedy gold until at least New Year’s
I was hoping anuses was a euphemism for something less, I don’t know…anus-y.
I just hate when “straight” guys come up with all the good ideas.
If this latest photo essay can’t convince any waffling Mujahideen that America has their
backward country’s best interest at heart then they don’t deserve any Vodka Parties.
Uhhhh…John Aravosis… you need to get out more. Most of these boys are pretty skanky. The boy getting “bottomed” in the top pic is the only one that is not totally repulsive.
After perusing these pix, I’m beginning to re-think my previous fondness for teh buttsecks…
if the guvment can’t contract STRAIGHT war criminals, then how can we trust them to etc etc
Gosh, I can’t wait to see how this is depicted in the editorial cartoons. Something for Josh to anticipate!
Walt Kelly fortold this.
http://www.amazon.com/Walt-Kelly-Unmasked-Secret-Original/dp/B0006BOUR2
RIP Walt
bureaucrap: I was going to say the same thing - the bottom-boy is actually ok, from the bottom up at least.
Spank that ass!
Gross! I wouldn’t drink vodka out of any of these guys’ anuses. Well … maybe the hot one on his hands and knees. But only if it was top-shelf vodka. I’m not cheap, for god’s sake.
I really don’t understand the advantage of drinking shit-flavored vodka. Sure they weren’t just trying to clean their asses and didn’t have any soap and water?
Vodka-flavored guano faucets?? Guano-flavored vodka faucets??!!??
WTF??
From POLITICO, we get this galivanting sentence:
An e-mail from one of the guards described parties on days off, during which guards and their supervisors urinated on themselves and others and ate potato chips and drank vodka from the cracks of buttocks.
Is “from the cracks of buttucks” the new “from the mouths of babes”?
This vodka is quadruple filtered! Three times through charcoal, and once through Phil’s GI tract.
Hey, we’re delighted that some of our DE local boys finally found work!
see, hilary?no comfort girls.
Xe-licious.
Okay, so now those wonderful Rethugs who gave you the nation-stalling brou-ha-ha (ha ha!) over Bill Clinton not having sex with that woman are going to sorta shrug over this and say, “boys will be boys” or DO boys, or whatever. What I wanna know is does Hillary have the balls to demand a probe…er…special investigation? I KNOW Obama does, but really, he’s got healthier things on his mind right now.
You people are obviously not from South Carolina; otherwise you would have clearly recognized that these gentlemen are just playing a simple game of “Find the ‘Man of the Year’ Statue.”
… and Kristin Maguire just got the inspiration for her next graphic novel.
This calls for Congressional hearings with re-enactments on C-SPAN, sponsored by Assolut Vodka brand.
Cape Clod: Ok, Post of the Week, right here…
The winning of farts and behinds…
…actually, I think it’s all part of the gang initiation…do something humiliating to yourself, then go out and kill people…
Afghani-STAN???
proudgrampa: Hey - you’re back! I thought Herr Comrade NObama’s Voodoo-powered IndoKenyan Death Panels had come for you.. how ever did you escape?
What happens in Kabul, stays in Kabul?
Ass-crack-tember is here!
Jim, however did you get these photos from inside of C-Street?
So, ummm. WACKENHUT Services is the parent company of these contractors, so ..umm. just saying, lots of opportunity guys, with this piece of info…
Drinking from each other’s anuses is how they got the name Blackwater.
Yeah, I’m always shocked to find out that consenting adults are engaging in unusual sexual practices too. It’s not only immoral, it’s also illegal and should therefore be halted forthwith. Senator Coburn and Peggy Noonan will be issuing similar statements momentarily.
I’m not offended, I’m from Baltimore.
“Drinking poop-filtered cheap vodka and chips with dip, the dip being poop, from each other’s unwiped assholes.” Big friggin’ deal. You never been to a Baltimore weddin’?
so, tell me again, whose hearts and minds are we supposed to be winning over there? and over here? and at all points in between?
Being the germ-o-phobe that I am, has any of these dunderheads ever heard of e-coli?
Within the month, some smart gay porn company will put this exact scene together with some hot bear guys.
skyinator: ISn’t this like the urine therapy? You can eat your own?
skyinator: Betcha the vodka kills the e. coli……but not the taste.
In order to help rebuild a Muslin country and win their hearts and minds, we send them…
homosexuals and alcohol?
What, couldn’t find a way to cram some pork in there, also?
WHOOPS!
Wuddaisey?! Wuddaisey?!
Just lost my Skyy vodka martini lunch.
Absolutely positively not the gay.
i thought it was pics from the south carolina legislators’ annual retreat…
This from FOX:
“Nearly two-thirds of the embassy guards are Gurkhas from Nepal and northern India who don’t speak adequate English”
So it’s all OK! Just part of those Gurkhas customs, nothing to do with our boys…
It’s all in good fun until the cock sucking starts.
bureaucrap:
Right? And I’m reserving judgment on the bitch boy, there. A nice ass goes a long way, but not if he has a face like Ernest Borgnine.
On the bright side, they are doing this to themselves instead of some poor shlubby villager picked up on a terrorist sweep and held in captivity
This is definitely one drinking situation where you don’t eat the worm.
Politicartoons: Or Brownwater, I think we should call them now.
So henceforth we will call vodka sipped from a man-sluice a “Khyber Pass.”
Running around with no pants on all day long dropping vodka-infused dirt nodules must be how they keep their lawn so green in that harsh desert climate.
It was just training. Those guys were just teaching the new guys:
“THis is my rifle! This is my gun. This one’s for fighting!!! This one’s for FUN!”
facehead: golf clap
yargisbargis: Unless they’ve relocated Nepal and Norther India to Appalachia, in which case whose residents don’t speak adequate English anyway.
The Aristocrats!
Seriously, I know they blacked out the eyes, but somebody, somewhere, has got to recognize those guys from numerous identifying features. If the journalists of America do their job, those boys are in fore some serious public humiliation.
This, my friends, is the sort of thing that gives vodka a bad name.
gurukalehuru: They aren’t doing anything that our local frats don’t do during their hazing week. Brotherhood and all that.
I guess it’s kinda hot if you’re into bears.
All we was tryin to do was make a sandwich
eclecticbrotha: He wants to see more evidence? Teh Gayz who want to carry a gun now have military options, I guess.
I guess these guys are the original Vodka Shooters.
bureaucrap: I *DEFINITELY* concur…
Are those inflatable kiddie pools in the background? And folding camp chairs? A hose going into the pool? Where’s the damn Slip-N-Slide for god’s sake? The sprinkler to frolic through? Perhaps a captive-insurgent-built treehouse? These dudes are having way too much fun in the sun. I don’t begrudge anyone a little time off, but who’s the idiot who brought the camera, son.
“conspicuous intrepidity” is the title of the next Pynchon novel, I believe
Bearbloke: Well, it was a close call!
Actually, I’ve been off-line for a while on a “search for meaning” (read: looking for a freaking job).
But it’s nice to be seen. Thanks, Bearbloke.
If anyone would like to apply for that asshat Bush holdover William Moser’s job in the State Department — the guy who said rehiring these asscrack-sucking meatheads was cool — here’s the link:
http://dc-jobs.jobfox.com/government/government-contracts-administration/grants-specialist/37d1b3e3-21cb-463d-adbe-e35e71fc536c?source=simplyhired1
Hey, who is REALLY surprised. These guys are George W. Bush stamped and approved. The TANG skinny is that the former pres had a thing for salsa, pounded then squirted. And as far as the contractor employees, what better mix could anyone want for jobs that require lying and secrecy. If folks don’t get the tale from these pictures, there is absolutely no hope of recovery for our image. Americans, a bunch of gun tote’n, butt fucking, yellow shower, ass hole kissing jack-offs. I guess the tag line for the muman resource guy is, Like Caligula, The U.S. is looking for and will deploy a few cute guys, toot toot, here come da night train.
Okay, new rule: If you do anything that would violate the moral turpitude clause of the Miss America Pageant you do not get to work for the U.S. government, you do not get guns and night-vision equipment, and you do not get hundreds of millions of dollars in taxpayer money. You have to go back to your fucking trailer park and continue to get drunk and have sex with your relatives just like the failed beauty pageant contestants do.
Photo caption error. “Myrtle Beach. South Carolina Young Republican Retreat.”
These guys spend all their time in the Wackenhut. It’s like the Wackenhut on C Street.
Uncle Bubba: We ARE freakin’ doomed!
So, I guess they change their name to Brownwater?
Wait, seriously, the sixth picture down on Gawker: in which the alleged poop vodka lovers party with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
In Republican circles that’s called “the changing of the guard”.
It’s preceded by an “N” gun salute, N being the number of Republican male staffers you can fit into a hot tub without their losing their grip on their Appletinis, so to speak.
One more thing: the picture is why we need a decent vaccine for Hep-B.
The lesson of Abu Ghraib was that the guards can’t abuse, frighten and humiliate the prisoners. Nobody ever said they couldn’t do all that stuff to themselves.
Butt-f*cking, mission losing stupidity aside. Doesn’t the military brass and the administration realize that handing so much money and power to such craptastic organizations is exactly how domestic coups happen, at worst. Or a Mexican level of organized crime, at best, when these yahoos return home?
Jesus Crisps on a pecker-shaped popsicle stick. We are soooo fuxt.
forgracie: Absolut Gay?
I would dip my chip in that guy standing up at a moment’s notice, foreals. Good to see they’re bringing watersports, as well as democracy, to impoverished nations.
Let ye who has not drunk vodka out of an anus cast the first stone.
user-of-owls:
If Eric Holder directed an investigation of these manly practices, that would effect morale at Blackwater and our national security and would have to be deemed politically motivated.
— Dick Cheney
Holy shit. They sound like some pretty extreme evangelicals. Probably Promise Keepers too. That starchy report is cool enough, I wonder what was REALLY happening? Someone’s chance to be Joseph Conrad!
yargisbargis: Right, because “Werner” and “Jimmy” are very common Gurkha names.
Brownwater
Gopherit: I’ll second that. This screams frat jollies and long-term hazing. Blackwater employees were keeping child sex slaves in the Baltics. All girls. Presumably they could have had boys if they wanted ‘em. No like anyone cared, clearly.
Not teh ghey, just the scum of the earth.
Come on, gang! They’re just helping Hamid Karzai rehearse for his audition as Ratso Rizzo in the “Midnight Cowboy” remake.
in above photo: gotta love the look on the guy on the left’s face.
“Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! I’m next!”
This from FOX:
“Nearly two-thirds of the embassy guards are Gurkhas from Nepal and northern India who don’t speak adequate English”
The boys enjoying the man sandiwch and ass-flavored Vodka are good ol’ muricans. The Gurkas are taking the pictures and wondering how much they will fetch on the open market.
To ensure they had a cover story, they’d always shout “Scorpion bite!” before dropping trow.
I see that this topic has really brought out all the refined and hilarious sensibilities of Wonketters, which I’m profoundly enjoying, but the weekly prize for “conspicuous intrepidity” goes to:Cape Clod:
( and Crank Tango: isn’t it a little too early in the Labor Day weekend to already be this hammered?”)
Nerdalicious: Whatever happens in Kabul stays buried in Kabul.
Fixed.
Butch straight miliatary men give us nelly gay guys a bad name.
What in the wild wild sports is goin’ on around around here?! Ya’ll are up here to get a little embassy guarded; I come up here and ya’ll are jumping around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!
As Nelson Muntz said while driving the stolen golf cart, “It was genius to think of taping this.”
I thought Afghanistan was supposed to be some kind of hell-hole. My lawn should be that green.
I liked wonkette better when it was about furries, what happened?
This is what I hate about war, it’s so gay.
Chocolate martinis are soooo yesterday.
bhosp: I cannot imagine a more appropriate time to quote that line that right here, right now. You are my hero.
S.Luggo: Actually, there is a widely available vaccine for Hepatitis B (I used to work for the company that developed it and got the series), but, yeah, I know what you mean.
yargisbargis: Yeah, but NOBODY messes with Gurkhas, given their rather fierce reputations — they bring knives to gun fights and walk away the winners.
http://www.nepaliexporter.com/files/british_gurkha_knife.htm
“Fat, drunk, stupid and armed is no way to guard an embassy, son.” — Dean Wormer
eclecticbrotha: I’m waiting to hear how Andrew Sullivan will weigh in on these shenanigans at Camp Sulliva-…
Oh…!
Never mind.
This looks to me like a demonstration of the GOP health reform plan in action. If the GOP health reform plan passes we will all have to eat poop. I could slit my wrists to avoid this.
Hooray For Anything: Yeah. From this we have a clearer picture of what our shinny goodwill ambassadors have been doing to the schlubby Afghan goatherds they capture and “interrogated”.
Sounds like a typical Wonkette.com party — but with more guns, and beards on the guys this time.
RoscoePColtraine: A dirty fartini, however, is timeless.
McDuff: I have one of those. Big, heavy fucker it is.
Call him Johnny. He has access to the intertubes. He sees pictures of mercenary parties. Now he knows that when he’s hired for Blackwater, he may be investigated by the Department of State for drinking and eating from others’ asses. Knowing how his extracurricular activities will be on the tubes, he may never apply for a job at Blackwater.
Should we accept this behavior? Should we embrace it? Some will say it’s gay. Some will say it’s unhygenic. I don’t have any answers.
The issue here is not the mercenary parties. The issue is the issue.
Drinking vodka from your colleagues’ asses is disgusting. But so is Taliban bombing our embassy.
RoscoePColtraine: Now they’re testing recipes for ‘Hot-buttered Bum’ this Xmastime!
pub_option: Captain…the new recruit has a pretty mouth.
RoscoePColtraine: Bearbloke: Is it too late in the season for a Tom Colons.
Well, guy and gals, if you lose your jobs, you know the alternative career!
Crank Tango: Would you be surprised that some of our rent-a-grunts are rapists as well?
So instead of trained, disciplined Marines we’re using frat guys who couldn’t get hired anywhere else to protect our embassy? I think there are some things the government can do better.
bureaucrap: Don’t you suppose that rent-a-grunt is a post-prison job?
Any bets on how the rightwingnuts will take these pictures as proof that Obama has turned our proud military men into a bunch of vodka tinged rim artists?
Gopherit: Do they get branded too?
Are you sure these pictures and videos aren’t from the latest LNS party?
That picture is part of the trailer from Larry the Cable Guys new movie.
This is why we can’t have gays in the military - this sort of thing would be no fun with them around!
Should have hired female security guards. Not much scandal involved in quilt offs or scrap booking. There is a possibility of females dancing semi clothed to Brittney Spears or Madonna though, but most would not find that objectionable…security guards gone wild…Burka strip tease?
Let’s all drink Captain Morgan off of Captain Morgan.
on2u: dancing semi clothed to Brittney Spears or Madonna…
You never have actually seen a “Girls Gone Wild” video, have you?
on2u: Had sex much?
I’m talking about a few women getting together in a backyard setting with Vodka - not a night on the town.
on2u: Wasn’t the first Abu-Ghraib guard to be tried a woman (Lindy Englund or something)? It’s not a gender problem. It’s a too-stupid-to-function problem.
geminisunmars: Scrotch on the rocks. It’s what’s for breakfast.
on2u: I, for one, really don’t care [i]what[/i] you’re talking about.
I like my poop dip with hot sauce.
Now they’re saying that these drunken orgies are a result of being “overworked.” Don’t laugh, drunken, homo-erotic orgies are quite common among the overworked. All those poor drones heading home on the subway every night actually do the same thing.
The marketing opportunities are endless. Shot of Brown Goose, anyone? How about a “Tainted Love” or a “Skid Row Special”? Some Chateau Grundle ‘69? No? A “Mideast Mudslide”, then.
Let’s forget about vodka and buttholes for a moment. These individuals abandoned their fucking posts en masse in the middle of the night, raided the armory, got geared up cap-a-pie in $150,000 of hardware apiece, dressed up in local costume, wandered into the host city…
…if you think for a moment they didn’t bag their limit and come back with empty magazines, I got a bridge to sell you…
…then reversed the process, put the stolen gear back, returned to their positions and later on, told each other “cowboy” stories about it. Humorous ones. And nobody nailed them into a crate with a gas mask of O2 and knock-out gas strapped to their heads and “recalled them home for consultations,” like the Soviets used to do in similar circumstances.
At what point in this lurching undead abortion do we start SHOOTING WAR CRIMINALS ON LIVE TELEVISION? Never. That’s clearly established. Okay, so anyway, these two guys are drinking vodka out of each other’s asses, and the first guy says…
Shameful…..the world will continue to loathe America while America acts like this….shameful….
Kinda shoots the whole deniability thing. Think about it - “Did you commit (whatever egregious offense)?” “No.” “Oh, you didn’t do that, but you have no problem with drinking shots out of another man’s butthole? Ha!”
davesnothere: Indeed, these goings-on shall be a taint upon these men for the rest of their lives. A taint I tell you!
rocktonsammy: That would be Larry Craig the Cable Guy, no?
How does this get started? A bunch of bored men sitting around drinking and talking and someone says “Hey, I know! Let’s take vodka shots out of each others’ butt cracks!!” If so, why is it not more popular at frat parties?
Or maybe it is.
Butt cracks are notoriously poor receptacles for potable liquids. But right around the other side nature has equipped man with a fluid emitter of nearly perfect design.
Wait isn’t one of those guys Glibertairan Funny Man Tim Hawkins?
If you want to teeter off this cliff into a seemingly endless, dark, black hole, just google “Werner Ilic.”
Can you believe that in this entire thread there is not one use of the word ‘douche’ (well, before that one)?!
Hey Wankenbush shitheads,
thanks for ruining it for the rest of us.
Wrapping your mouth around a beer can is quite a skill, whether your a man or a woman, gay or straight.
Long live the butthole quaffers! True Christian patriots! They uphold the kinkish ~s*E*x*Y*t*I*m*E~ in defiance of the Muslin, who will will not deepthroat the pork whilst doing drunken sexydance!
Good to know all those gays we’ve been drumming out of the military are finding work.
Yah, but where in D.C. can you get a good Blackwater Ass Grey Goose? And cheap?
grumble, grumble. Now back in the days of Hiram Walker Bush….
This nearly ruined dinner for me.
Today we are all zombie poopivores.
Marlowe: “This nearly ruined dinner for me.”
Yank butt-slurping made today’s morning papers down here, pushing fears of a tsunami from yesterday’s Java Quake off the front pages, which in turn pushed off reminiscences of the start of the 2nd All-Earth General War and the participation of the British Empire’s ‘provincial elements’(us ‘colonials’)in His Majesty’s Royal Navy (until recent years, the UK Royal Navy was a still big deal in these distant parts…)
Those who weren’t disgusted by the Guards antics had a big laugh, and some in my office are still tittering about it, waiting for the next
turdshoe to drop… of course I saw it here last night, so I merely enjoyed the gasps and chuckles of others… perhaps this is part of the reason we love the States, ‘tho some ’round here will never say that aloud…I like the way the photographer has obscured not only these guys’ eyes but their tatoos.
God, what’s with all of the douchebag tattoos? They look like the fucking plague. Man, these are the times I’m glad I’m not white. At least when my sorry-assed peer group are being douchebags, it’s in the act of doing something serious/meaningful.
BTW, the funniest thing was Mother Jones blocking out a guy’s bicep in one of the pictures. Bwahaha!!!
Foggot Americans:)
Guess how many pro American Afghans will start hating America and her presence in Afghanistan and how much support and sympathy Taliban will gain? America itself is a stupid jiant who feeds Taliban propaganda machine.I think Americans are the most stupid and brainless people on the face of earth. The reason why America is America,is beacuse its run by brainy and intelligent Jews, if Jews weren’t there America would have collapsed like USSR.
Mujahideen: A hit and a miss in the snark department, if that was intended as snark. I honestly can’t tell. You don’t strike me as an English-as-a-first-language individual…
words cannot express…
On the bright side though their families will be able to recognize their loved ones on the front page of the papers by their tatts. How proud the wives, parents and children will be!
Mujahideen = next Wonkette Associate Editor. PLEASE.
Today we are all “Bulldog”.
Mujahideen: You ‘re beautiful. Don’t ever change.
One Yield Regular: A bit of a mea culpa is in order because I used the word Schadenfreude improperly. It wasn’t Aravosis’ misfortune I was laughing at, it was his indifference to what was being discussed. I also misspelled the word, so I guess that makes me a Suredamnfraude. Also.
Wouldn’t the correct plural be ani?
freakishlystrong: This is what I get for not reading all the comments first. Sorry.
Hooray For Anything: If this is what they do to themselves for fun, what they’re doing to the people of Afghanistan is hell on earth.
Murka number one!
Is THIS FOR REAL? I haven’t been this dissappointed in private contractors since the engineers at Chernobyl!…what, too obscure?
Can’t believe you actually wrote this….
who can act most retardedly and embarrassingly and illegally in a war zone” market.
This is not how people living with mental retardation act so you should use the word retarded here. Lowlife pigs might work, but not retarded.