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Well, since the Health Insurance BureauCAT is clearly carrying the drugs, we’ll go with the Health Insurance BureauCAT. Thank you operative “Airbone Toxic Event” — a college boy! — from Rep. Susan Davis’ town in San Diego! One more of his terrifying pictures below.
Ooh, he can spell the big words!
BUT NO, seriously. This is one of the common myths about Ted Kennedy. But when he drove that gal into the water 40 years ago, it wasn’t because he was trying to expand Medicaid to those at 400% of the poverty line!
(Maybe.)
Medicare haters are pushing for universal veterinary insurance now? Huh. Go figure.
131 dead teabaggers later, and somebody finally clues in to the importance of putting a vent in the massive feline Día de los Muertos paper-mâché head.
“No Medicare for Tanning Bed accidents or Skin Cancer caused by Tanning Beds or Extreme Assholishness caused by using Way Too Much Fake Tanner on your Skin.”
Shorts, is that you with the sign? You take that trolling shit too far, man.
KEEP YUR GOVERNMENT HANDS OFF MY FURRIES!!!!
No “Obama-is-black-man-and-POTUS-and-Im-Drinking-Again.And yes I’m wearing a head visor for girls.” Care!!
Cathead art: B+ (those eyes are super shifty, yo)
Cathead intelligibility as a symbol: D+
I always suspected there were ties between the health insurance industry and furries subculture.
Going to need a bigger litter box.
Health insurance is for pussies.
That fella with that there red sign sure has purty hairs…and legs. Whydja go and cut his purty legs off?
I am not saying where I will be sometime in the near future but I understand there may be real furries present. I will take pictures and post them- or send them to Wonkette.
Golf visors, floopy bangs, and hot pants all spell “health care opinion credibility” in my book.
I’m sure that guy didn’t make that cat head himself. His mom probably helped him.
Sometimes people confuse political incorrectness with overt douchebaggery.
Those same people confuse visors with a solid fashion statement, also.
So that guy opposes the death panels telling people they have to drive off the side of a bridge???
Only wealthy aristoCATS can afford their PURRscriptions… never mind, I’m going to make myself sick.
Oh, and sweet visor, dumbass.
OK, so the health care reform proposal includes a provision that cats will be making medical decisions. I’m OK with that. I’ll just have to be nicer to the cats.
What’s Kyle MacLachlan doing rocking the short shorts in San Diego? Is this some kinda David Lynch thing?
bureaucrap: It is probably just a repurposed Halloween costume, because who would fabricate a goddam cat head just to wear to a fucking public meeting? Dude probably wore it previously to a office party with a badge that said “boardroom fatcat” or something.
BTW: Why does Darren Daulton care about healthcare? He thinks we’re all going up in flames on that Mayan Armageddon date, anyway.
Oh goody, we’re moments away from a furrie/birther/deather/teabagger/deathbook
/deathpanels!!1/NO!/tenther/912er homemade, misspelled stoopid sign. Sigh, these PEOPLE.
Pussy.
bureaucrap: Yeah I was wondering what was the original purpose of that cat head–God knows the teabaggers can’t come up with anything that takes more skill and patience than holding up whatever the astroturf farmers give them and/or some poster board with insane scrawlings on them + teabag earrings.
And today we are all overly tan homeless men with tina turner hair spilling out over our visors. In addition.
I can say with 100% certainty that guy with the not clever Chappawhateva sign is an off duty engineer. Notice the pen in the shirt pocket. Notice the shirt, rolled up sleeves, does not make sense to wear long sleeved shirt with shorts. This is the way we engineers dress on our day off. See, I wear the last work shirt so that there will be one less shirt to wash. If I have any fashion sense at all it is to be anti fashion as most times it just wastes money to achieve some degree of fashion correctness.
Nice visor, bro.
That wasn’t Darren Daulton. He neither exists in time or space. There is only now man. One continuous moment. We are all doing everything in our entire lives at the very same time, all at once. Unless aliens are inhabiting our bodies, and doing stuff we don’t know about.
My vote is that’s alien darren daulton. the real darren daulton was probably drunk driving in 1994, or was he?
SmutBoffin: Maybe the intent was that health care insurance execs are “fat cats.” Bit of a stretch, true. However, the emergence of giant papier-mache puppet heads should elevate the debate considerably.
What will they do now that the C-word no longer applies?
Also the deep tan, AC/DC schoolboy shorts, fussy tucked in shirt and faggy belt undercut the impression he seeks to convey of stalwart defender of The Patriarchy. Outraged freedom fighters really shouldn’t be taking the time to “lay out.” I’m even going to go out on a limb and say “tanning booth.”
Speaking (okay, okay, I know. But it’s true) of “fellatio on fornicators, cohabitators, working mothers and other types of fallen women . . . .”
[That phrase is rather like the Universal Constant or Universal Solvent, you know?]
SmutBoffin: Cathead - Fatcat - Fathead - Eraserhead - The Eraser - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Arnold Palmer - tea/lemonade over ice. Duh.
Thank god he didn’t decide to be Health Insurance BureauCRAP. How would you construct stink lines and flies– a vital part of any pile of shit– out of paper mache?
great pics.
i actually stopped eating cheetos and drinking mt. dew in mommy’s basement long enough to drag my ass to this town hall, which occurred just outside HELL, by the way.
you missed the pics of the “Billionaires for Wealthcare” that showed up and just confused the crap out of the wingnuts. I thought that the Billionaires were a Wonkette sponsored group…maybe it was Acorn?…..
story: http://obrag.org/?p=11715
Any one else a little turned on by that Cat?
My costume will add wads of delicious tuna flavored cash.
Is this in support of the healthcare amendments authored by B Kliban? Or against em?
Single payer for all my cats!! (Oh, wait, I am the single payer.)
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Get those lazy cats off their asses and make them work for insurance companies!
Too many cheezburgers and the kitteh will need an expensive bypass!
Bureaulolcat? ‘iz in ur gubbermint, panelin ur debts’
Looks less like a town hall event and more like people waiting in line at Disney. Would it kill you crackers to put on a pair of chinos for christsakes?!??!?
“Ladies and Gentlemen…. the BureauCATs!!!”
Dudes need to learn that unless you’re running a cross-country race, it is unacceptable to wear shorts that end above your knees.
groove: That weak chin, foppish collar and flamboyant interpretation of an exclamation mark points to this person’s secret proclivities. I sense a “toe-tapper” if there ever was such a thing.
Are you still a furry if you’re into paper-mâché? Or is there another term?
“Keep your Socialistic hands off my Medicare!!”
omg… the video is out….
teh stupids meet teh reech: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me3VnCficDA
groove: Guys wear short-shorts to non-sport events so they can flash their nuts and pretend they don’t know it’s happening. And the mere fact that he thinks someone would want to see his proves he’s a Conservatard.
That top picture is terrifying, but only for the reason that the guys to the left, combined with the sitting woman looked like an arm-hand with claws, and the cat looks like it is about to take a bite out of the dude on the right. Reducing my meds, now, kthxbai.
“Health Insurance BureauCAT”
Wait, is this kind of like a CarFax “CarFox”?