Jenna 'Hager' To Conquer Respected News Program, 'Today'
Baltimore married person and discriminating alcohol palate "Jenna Bush Hager," not content to simply write another fake children's book or pretend to teach children how to read for the rest of her life -- she's a Bush, con sarn it! -- has procured herself another fake job, in a fake television show, about death. This income should be taxed at 97%: "NEW YORK – NBC's "Today" show has hired someone with White House experience as a new correspondent — former first daughter Jenna Hager." She worked hard to win such gainful employment, however!
Has anyone ever craved and struggled for a job so badly?
The daughter of former President George W. Bush will contribute stories about once a month on issues like education to television's top-rated morning news show, said Jim Bell, its executive producer.
Hager, a 27-year-old teacher in Baltimore, said she has always wanted to be a teacher and a writer, and has already authored two books. But she was intrigued by the idea of getting into television when Bell contacted her.
"It wasn't something I'd always dreamed to do," she said. "But I think one of the most important things in life is to be open-minded and to be open-minded for change."
Whatever, liberal media leech. "I had to be open-minded about accepting an insane opportunity (that some network whore was begging me to take!) to do features every now and then, about fake things that I will simply delegate to my slaves, for a national audience."
And so, the ranks of our popular meritocracy continue to swell. (Glenn: you forgot America's sand-topped devil, Peter Doocy!)