It’s Called A ‘Park’ — You Know, A Quiet Place To Walk Around, And Not Get Murdered

First Chandra Levy. Then killah bees. Now this. What could possibly make Rock Creek Park more murderous and cruel? Suggestion: unmarked mine fields. [DCist]

Jon Voight was cooler when he was a destitute cowboy hooker. [Washington Times]
Fenty’s children are known to have many politicians in their little pocket. So when they were informed they would have to attend public school — in DC! — they sent Fenty a fruit basket. And the rest is history. [Washington Examiner]
A clever intern pulls the classic Ferris Bueller “Sausage King of Chicago” trick. [Spotted: DC Summer Interns]
The skirt-chasing coitus goblins of DC have scared off all of the attractive women in the city. They now live in the suburbs, and own many cats. [Holla Back DC]