It's Called A 'Park' -- You Know, A Quiet Place To Walk Around, And Not Get Murdered
First Chandra Levy. Then killah bees. Now this . What could possibly make Rock Creek Park more murderous and cruel? Suggestion: unmarked mine fields. [ DCist ]
Jon Voight was cooler when he was a destitute cowboy hooker. [ Washington Times ]
Fenty's children are known to have many politicians in their little pocket. So when they were informed they would have to attend public school -- in DC! -- they sent Fenty a fruit basket. And the rest is history. [ Washington Examiner ]
A clever intern pulls the classic Ferris Bueller "Sausage King of Chicago" trick. [ Spotted: DC Summer Interns ]
The skirt-chasing coitus goblins of DC have scared off all of the attractive women in the city. They now live in the suburbs, and own many cats. [ Holla Back DC ]