Nothing Says 'Perfection' Like Chuck Grassley
Martin Peretz of The New Republic has an extremely developed, terminal case of xenophobic crotch rot. [ Barrett Brown: True/Slant ]
Senator Grassley is only interested in the perfect health care bill. It must be as strong as an ox on 'roids, as whimsical as a bicurious white tiger. It must birth from Adam's meatiest rib. It must be a masterpiece, it must be perfect. [ Matt Yglesias ]
The aporkalypse will kill 50% of everybody. [ AMERICAblog ]
Charlie Crist reveals that his secret Judaism saves white people from Hurricanes every year when he visits the Holy Land and sticks his cock into the Wailing Wall. [ AP ]