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Spike Lee is, according to Bill O’Reilly, a tiny tiny little man who set up O’Reilly with the porniest line ever — “You find any weapons of mass destruction in here?” — and instead of whipping out his massive loofah and saying “Yeah … IN MY PANTS,” O’Reilly just laughed. Lame. [YouTube]
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on Tue August 25 2009
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Sara K. Smith
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I wonder if O’Reilly tipped him and took a mint.
THERE HE IS GAWKER, GO GET HIM!!!!
Wasn’t Bill O going to eat his hat, literally, if no WMD were found?
Maybe Spike was just about to suggest an alternative.
You know, not that that reporter is not a douchebag, but Spike Lee could receive simultaneously an Oscar, a Pulitzer, the Nobel Prize, and a blow job, and he would STILL have that pissed off look on his face.
To Billo’s credit, every time a republican has a story about running into a black man in a public restroom that doesn’t end in a sex-sting, he is required by party rules to mention it.
Aloysius: Its not even “pissed off,” its just “pissy.” Same as that Puff Diddy De Daddy Sean Zippity Doo Da character, walks around with a puss on. These men don’t seem to understand that being annoyed is a sign of weakness.
Maybe he was just surprised a black man didn’t call him “motherfu..” & try to rob him.
you… you remember that one time… that was AWESOME
Noodle Salad: He’s the one that gets to make up the rules, though, being leader and all.
for some reason i am compelled to mention this short film:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7RbjtW1wyk
Ew. And if that wasn’t clear enough, ewwwww.
Guppy06: Wait, wrong white blowhard. They all look alike.
Bill said “props”. He is SO down with the black man.
Of course, the negro has to “saunter up” to the urinal. I assume Bill learned to say “giving props” on his field trip to Harlem.
Spike Lee should’ve pissed on his shoes and quoted that Jack Nicholson line to James Spader in “Wolf” about marking his territory and Billo just got in the way…
Bill-O would have the utmost confidence in a Men’s Room, and absolutely no stage fright. After all, he is the biggest dick of all time. Let all of us men gaze upon him in awe…
no props for you o’reilly. gasface for you.
“and instead of whipping out his massive loofah and saying “Yeah … IN MY PANTS,” O’Reilly just laughed.”
Sarah Smith knows the male mind, all too well, it seems.
I bet he tells the same story every night to whatever children he can catch and restrain.
For some reason I am imagining a threeway with those two and ugh…and those threeway imaginings of mine usually make me go MMMMM.
“Now I’m 6′ 4″, Spike is, what, 5′ 2″.” That’s code for Spike Lee is a spinner.
Texan Bulldoggette: He later told Al Sharpton how impressed he was that Spike didn’t say to the attendant, “Give me a motherf***ing hot towel!”
Ahahahaha great story, Bill! Only that wasn’t Spike Lee, it was just some puerto rican dude.
But either way, o’reilly was scared shitless. Make no mistake about that. Props my ass.
I think this would have been more interesting if the two crossed streams.
“And then I said to Larry Craig, you’re just stalling!” - Bull O’Really?
O’Reilly is taller than Spike Lee, yes. But Spike towers over him in terms of talent, wisdom, and devotion to his craft. O’Reilly STEP OFF SUCKA.
El Pinche: “Bull said now I’m six-four” and Spike said “I can see the six feet. Now let me see the four inches.”
“Bull said, ‘Now I’m six-four” and Spike said “Let me see the sixty-nine.”
PS: Any man over six feet tall always adds a couple of inches - I seriously doubt Bull O’Really is over 6-2, max. In high heels…
While we’re on the subject of assholes, has anyone else noticed the sharp decline of discussions of der buttsecks on My Wonkette? Why is that? Wonkette editors, exactly why do you think we read Wonkette anyways?
I demand more postings that will allow us to ponder der buttsecks, homosexual, heterosexual, or any combination thereof.
Editors, first rule of the blogosphere, know your audience. Sheesh.
Katydid: ok so billo is standing there with his dick in his hand, and in walks a little colored feller. Colored feller makes inquiries about billo’s member, and billo returns the favor by giving him props. Props in this context could mean billo props him up against a wall to buttsex him, or he may have had to prop him up on a toilet to gain better access to the colored feller’s ridiculously short ass.
True story.
O’Reilly is the most insecure guy on television, after Glenn Beck.
No, no. It’s the falafel he keeps in his pants. The loofah goes up his ass. Also.
So funny I forgot to laugh.
So, what Bill is saying is that at 6′4″, he has a smaller dick than a black guy that stands 5′2″?
And, I assumed that he offered Spike $20 and a blow job, as is required by all white guys when they find they are urinating next to a black man?
Remember, folks, he’s, what, 6-foot-4?
Don’t forget it. 6′4″. That is his height.
Six. Four.