Elizabeth Edwards Selling Furniture Now

Hey look it's an Edwards story that is *not* about how a self-regarding butthole managed to continually embarrass himself and his family of mill workers with his bathroom-dwelling, mistress-impregnating antics. It's a nice story about Mrs. Elizabeth Edwards, and her new furniture store in Chapel Hill! 

Apparently this has been a dream of hers for some time now, to run a furniture store. This seems to be a popular ambition for many Southern ladies of a certain age, on par with many twentysomething LA gals' dreams of opening cupcake stands.

Anyway, Mrs. Edwards has a furniture store, which opened on Saturday, and naturally a bevy of reporters flocked to her store and said, "Hey, how about your husband fucking that broad? Pretty crazy, huh?" Because honestly, who cares about furniture.

 Edwards opens furniture store [abc11.com]